Frank Horrigan > wow... I thought I was high for a moment but.. then I just remembered, ravens are retardedly slow
* Amisa notices KilROCK's cock is only inches away from her face
* KilROCK is sitting in the back of the room
Amisa > :(
Leon 026 > thats one big cock dude...
* KilROCK is sitting in the back of the room
Amisa > :(
Leon 026 > thats one big cock dude...
Tadril > no noob corpers allowed in FIX space . . . . period
Zangief Suikoi > whats that? i pretty much shoot anything
Zangief Suikoi > im colourblind
Zangief Suikoi > :/
Zangief Suikoi > i have a seeing eye dog. it barks once for friendly. twice for hostile. three times to stfu in local.
Zangief Suikoi > then the mailman comes and i just podding everything in sight.
Tadril > i HATE that dog zang :p
Johannes VanDamme > hahaha
Stouman > lol
Tadril > always barks at me 3 times :(
Zangief Suikoi > whats that? i pretty much shoot anything
Zangief Suikoi > im colourblind
Zangief Suikoi > :/
Zangief Suikoi > i have a seeing eye dog. it barks once for friendly. twice for hostile. three times to stfu in local.
Zangief Suikoi > then the mailman comes and i just podding everything in sight.
Tadril > i HATE that dog zang :p
Johannes VanDamme > hahaha
Stouman > lol
Tadril > always barks at me 3 times :(
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, i can nos her infinite
Kubiq > yo mamma moving, tidi that system :D
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, TPs have no effect
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, citadel torpedoes from a sieged dread do 100% damage!
Kubiq > while moving
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, nanofibers have a 100% sttacking penalty
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, ccp have to reinforce the node everywhere she goes
Miss Digs > Your mommas so fat when she entered the pos she bumped the control tower out
Kubiq > yo mamma moving, tidi that system :D
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, TPs have no effect
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, citadel torpedoes from a sieged dread do 100% damage!
Kubiq > while moving
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, nanofibers have a 100% sttacking penalty
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, ccp have to reinforce the node everywhere she goes
Miss Digs > Your mommas so fat when she entered the pos she bumped the control tower out
Valea Silpha > you mean if you stick the ruler into your puppyfat further it looks longer ?
John Sharp > puppyfat?.....hmm...I need to steal that one
Valea Silpha > i like to use it to describe the escaping bulge that appears around poorly fitted corsettes
Feline Ferocity > what hes really saying is, hes a fatty
John Sharp > oh...the hanging skin....the handle bars.....them things
Valea Silpha > you mean bingo wings ?
Feline Ferocity > and saddle bags and droopy ballsacks
John Sharp > ballsacks droop, we can't do anything about that
John Sharp > well, we can, but it's uncomfortable
Valea Silpha > you could botox it
Feline Ferocity > i can nail them further up?
Valea Silpha > it'll look like a cream egg wrapped in pantyhose
John Sharp > puppyfat?.....hmm...I need to steal that one
Valea Silpha > i like to use it to describe the escaping bulge that appears around poorly fitted corsettes
Feline Ferocity > what hes really saying is, hes a fatty
John Sharp > oh...the hanging skin....the handle bars.....them things
Valea Silpha > you mean bingo wings ?
Feline Ferocity > and saddle bags and droopy ballsacks
John Sharp > ballsacks droop, we can't do anything about that
John Sharp > well, we can, but it's uncomfortable
Valea Silpha > you could botox it
Feline Ferocity > i can nail them further up?
Valea Silpha > it'll look like a cream egg wrapped in pantyhose
Khellias > ...This rat was lazy. Took him damned near to when I was done stripping the Augmene for him to show up.
Jhaelin Anarise > He's heard of your stripmining prowess and was afraid you'd turn the lasers on him.
Jhaelin Anarise > He's heard of your stripmining prowess and was afraid you'd turn the lasers on him.
Wision > not to ruin your day ,... but tell me how to make Eve Voice select my Backpanel Mic port instead of my front panel mic port and ill come speak with
namelessclone01 > turn your comp case 180 degrees
namelessclone01 > turn your comp case 180 degrees
Machiavellian Blight > all of my posessions have gone - my hangers been emtied :O
Machiavellian Blight > im not kidding - ive been out of the game and last time i looged in i noticed all my stuff gone
Machiavellian Blight > *sobs*
Mark726 > mach, were you in a corp station or something?
Machiavellian Blight > no - npc low sec stn.
Machiavellian Blight > no corp hanger or anything here
Machiavellian Blight > zomg i made the most noob mistake ever. im in the wrong station
Mark726 > lol
Machiavellian Blight > /emote appologises
Machiavellian Blight > im not kidding - ive been out of the game and last time i looged in i noticed all my stuff gone
Machiavellian Blight > *sobs*
Mark726 > mach, were you in a corp station or something?
Machiavellian Blight > no - npc low sec stn.
Machiavellian Blight > no corp hanger or anything here
Machiavellian Blight > zomg i made the most noob mistake ever. im in the wrong station
Mark726 > lol
Machiavellian Blight > /emote appologises
Shintoko Akahoshi > Don't worry, you won't feel a thing
Davien Kaahtt > Yeah, but there is just something wrong with knowing nooey is buggering a dead me
Nooey > If loving your corpse is wrong
Nooey > I don't wanna be right
Davien Kaahtt > Yeah, but there is just something wrong with knowing nooey is buggering a dead me
Nooey > If loving your corpse is wrong
Nooey > I don't wanna be right
Apoc Winter > There is a Spai. Shea is actually a small korean boy named Bunnyhead
Thorleck > i knew it!
Magnareis > is she hawt?
Apoc Winter > Of course she's hawt. I own her. I don't own ugly women.... Sheesh...
SheaBee > OWN?
Apoc Winter > Own
Magnareis > pawn?
SheaBee > i'll go relax in the jacuzzi alone then.
SheaBee > then go to bed alone.
SheaBee > there are how many beds and couches in this house?
Magnareis > 2
Apoc Winter > YOu can sleep outside.... Alone.. ;P
Magnareis > well it better then sleeping on the floor
SheaBee > there's snow outside!
Thorleck > i knew it!
Magnareis > is she hawt?
Apoc Winter > Of course she's hawt. I own her. I don't own ugly women.... Sheesh...
SheaBee > OWN?
Apoc Winter > Own
Magnareis > pawn?
SheaBee > i'll go relax in the jacuzzi alone then.
SheaBee > then go to bed alone.
SheaBee > there are how many beds and couches in this house?
Magnareis > 2
Apoc Winter > YOu can sleep outside.... Alone.. ;P
Magnareis > well it better then sleeping on the floor
SheaBee > there's snow outside!