Knuck > lol, caldari customs scorpion stuck on a stargate
* Knuck salutes the stargate for sticking it to 'the man'
* Knuck salutes the stargate for sticking it to 'the man'
James Zizorn > anyone on that can email a megathron quote?
brutorans > why did the mega cross the jump bridge?
Anhenka > to get to the other side?
brutorans > smart ass :p
brutorans > why did the mega cross the jump bridge?
Anhenka > to get to the other side?
brutorans > smart ass :p
Rmage Gemmell > big bs gang in oinasiken
Rmage Gemmell > squids
Rmage Gemmell > going for nisuwa
Rmage Gemmell > aligning to pyne now
Johnny Rook > I'MA FUCK ME SOME SQUIDS
Johnny Rook > speaking of which http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3057454/Squid-sex-pic-pervert-jailed.html
Djakku > i wonder how you do that
Herra B > still, photo and that headline for being cought with a photo of that???
Herra B > wouldn't want anyone getting to my midget porn collection
Djakku > i kno right i thought anything goes just as long as it's over the age of consent
Herra B > still, they blast an image of him with his full name
Herra B > like the fucking paper is the executor after the courts have judged him
Djakku > lol
Djakku > init
Johnny Rook > he looks like Sting
Djakku > lol
Herra B > lol was actually thinking that
Djakku > true dat
Johnny Rook > every move you make, every squid you rape, every cod you date, i hope you get on tape, i'll be watching you
Rmage Gemmell > squids
Rmage Gemmell > going for nisuwa
Rmage Gemmell > aligning to pyne now
Johnny Rook > I'MA FUCK ME SOME SQUIDS
Johnny Rook > speaking of which http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3057454/Squid-sex-pic-pervert-jailed.html
Djakku > i wonder how you do that
Herra B > still, photo and that headline for being cought with a photo of that???
Herra B > wouldn't want anyone getting to my midget porn collection
Djakku > i kno right i thought anything goes just as long as it's over the age of consent
Herra B > still, they blast an image of him with his full name
Herra B > like the fucking paper is the executor after the courts have judged him
Djakku > lol
Djakku > init
Johnny Rook > he looks like Sting
Djakku > lol
Herra B > lol was actually thinking that
Djakku > true dat
Johnny Rook > every move you make, every squid you rape, every cod you date, i hope you get on tape, i'll be watching you
Gamble Dakota > on saturday, I had my girlfriend's shirt off right
Gamble Dakota > and I was kissing her neck
Gamble Dakota > and I was like half asleep
Gamble Dakota > so I said "Shit, I hope I can run this indefinitely without power relays"
andeh33 > ...
Gamble Dakota > and I swear to god I was looking through the eve hud
andeh33 > im bio'ing that.
Gamble Dakota > my cap was going down real fast too, I said mumbled some stuff about being nossed and then rolled off and fell asleep
Gamble Dakota > and I was kissing her neck
Gamble Dakota > and I was like half asleep
Gamble Dakota > so I said "Shit, I hope I can run this indefinitely without power relays"
andeh33 > ...
Gamble Dakota > and I swear to god I was looking through the eve hud
andeh33 > im bio'ing that.
Gamble Dakota > my cap was going down real fast too, I said mumbled some stuff about being nossed and then rolled off and fell asleep
Kalaratiri > aridia is eve's version of the sahara
Kybernetes Moros > The Sahara is a poor comparison
Kybernetes Moros > The Sahara doesn't have intermittent surges of roving bands of psychopaths >_>
Degen Sankriga > Aridia is Mad Max?
Kalaratiri > It doesn't..?
Kybernetes Moros > confirming Aridia is Mad Max
Kybernetes Moros > The Sahara is a poor comparison
Kybernetes Moros > The Sahara doesn't have intermittent surges of roving bands of psychopaths >_>
Degen Sankriga > Aridia is Mad Max?
Kalaratiri > It doesn't..?
Kybernetes Moros > confirming Aridia is Mad Max
Uncondtional > Anybody know off hand waht the Sisters Lp store sells. Is it just launchers and probes. I got 70K in LP I need to burn with them
Feyde Harkonen > dildos and nipple clamps
Feyde Harkonen > dildos and nipple clamps
Kurann > sec status ren
Ren Tales > Idling at gates ftl
Kurann > you wouldn't have to worry if you got it back up
Ren Tales > But the -7 gives me a +5 bonus to intimidate skill checks
Aisha Blaze > but it provokes attacks of opportunity every round
Ren Tales > but if if I take the feats "use safespot" and "mobiltity"
Ren Tales > it negates the penalty
Aisha Blaze > gates give +10 to gank rolls
Ren Tales > They also prevent your party from asisting in combat.
Tiirae > True, but if the other person has a rat hunter of level 6 or higher, they can cast the spell "instagank"
Ren Tales > Damn instagankage
Tiirae > indeed
Ren Tales > if they have the feat "OMG FU NOOB" they can use a speacial "confusingly mispelled smack talk" attack
Ren Tales > which causes a rescently incapacitated oponent to become enraged...
Ren Tales > Idling at gates ftl
Kurann > you wouldn't have to worry if you got it back up
Ren Tales > But the -7 gives me a +5 bonus to intimidate skill checks
Aisha Blaze > but it provokes attacks of opportunity every round
Ren Tales > but if if I take the feats "use safespot" and "mobiltity"
Ren Tales > it negates the penalty
Aisha Blaze > gates give +10 to gank rolls
Ren Tales > They also prevent your party from asisting in combat.
Tiirae > True, but if the other person has a rat hunter of level 6 or higher, they can cast the spell "instagank"
Ren Tales > Damn instagankage
Tiirae > indeed
Ren Tales > if they have the feat "OMG FU NOOB" they can use a speacial "confusingly mispelled smack talk" attack
Ren Tales > which causes a rescently incapacitated oponent to become enraged...
GATORAN > Good Morning Tyrrax; Egg or bacon for breakfast; Romantic haikus?
Tyrrax Thorrk > Good question.
Tyrrax Thorrk > and good morning
GATORAN > I asked in corp chat; Send him romantic haikus; I give a red rose
GATORAN > Stalking wartargets; I see a beautiful face; Targets forgotten
Tyrrax Thorrk > i stole it from jgr yoshida
Tyrrax Thorrk > well actually digitalcommunist copied her face for me
GATORAN > Deadly woman thief; My heart aches for your sweet touch; Though, it must not be
Tyrrax Thorrk > Good question.
Tyrrax Thorrk > and good morning
GATORAN > I asked in corp chat; Send him romantic haikus; I give a red rose
GATORAN > Stalking wartargets; I see a beautiful face; Targets forgotten
Tyrrax Thorrk > i stole it from jgr yoshida
Tyrrax Thorrk > well actually digitalcommunist copied her face for me
GATORAN > Deadly woman thief; My heart aches for your sweet touch; Though, it must not be
Baltaer > I had a Sergeant yell that when we entered a house in Iraq, lol. "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!" Best part is, they understood it and thought it was funny lol
Gelre > I'm glad the tutorial is long... It weeds out the idiots that are so common in MMO's :-)