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Kel Gunrunner > on my way now in a vigil of doom
Kel Gunrunner > whatever happens this ship isnt coming back lol
sb404 > selfdestruct?
Timothy McKenzie > recycle and sell the mins =)
sb404 > oh =(
Kel Gunrunner > was a good frig too lol
sb404 > give it a ship's death, self destruct it. I'm sure if you listen to your ship before you put it in the grinder you hear it say "Not like this... not like this..."
sb404 > then the ship's spirits haunts the recycling facilities for days causing accident on the poor workers
sb404 > anyone thought of THEIR needs?!
Timothy McKenzie > nope
sb404 > oh
Reachok > Par?
Par'Gellen > yes?
Reachok > Did I ever give you those bm's through prov?
Par'Gellen > not that i know of
Reachok > ok
Reachok > it's a little hairy in the middle but fair on both ends
Par'Gellen > sounds like a girl I dated once
Marcus Gideon > Nobody that cute is gonna sit around playing spaceships on a Saturday night
Ryan Brabovski > out of shampoo
Ryan Brabovski > had to use wife's
Ryan Brabovski > wife's is volumizing
Ryan Brabovski > results unfavorable
Rhodin Lazarith > rofl
Rhodin Lazarith > do you have pretty fluffy curls now?
Ryan Brabovski > and smell like some sort of tropical fruit
Drax> im not suicidal, i just always end up dead : /
Khellias> Playing the CCG and the online game at the same time.
Khellias> This seems kinda sad.
Khellias> But it is amusing.
Ze4K DK > i pwn j00 all!
s1n1ster m1n1ster > your base r belong to me
Ze4K DK > ALL your base n00b... all is a very important part of that sentence
Ze4K DK > and it's US not ME
 s1n1ster m1n1ster > ze4k i would have said all of that but i know your noobish enough only to own 1 base
Tom Rebane > still think my plans better
Rodamus Zero > Blow shit up and run away giggling like a girl?
Tom Rebane > blow shit up and cloak
SilentHunter13 > the caldari way
SilentHunter13 > blow shit up then panic at the fact you have a megathron point blank at you
SilentHunter13 > hmm, we should make a board game kind of thing
SilentHunter13 > 4 people only
SilentHunter13 > one person chooses caldari
SilentHunter13 > moves onto a 'chance' square
SilentHunter13 > "you meet a abaddon, go back to start of the game"
SilentHunter13 > gallente guy goes on "you meet a neut tempest, roll a dice. On a roll of a 4+ you live"
SilentHunter13 > minmatar rule
SilentHunter13 > "every move, roll a dice, if 3+ you dont fall apart"
[SilentHunter13 > amarr would get there but hes already ran out of cap back at the start
Rodamus Zero > You roll a 5 and land on "Patch day" square, miss a turn for extended downtime
Tom Rebane > in stead of community chest you could have macro miner can
Tom Rebane > empty the can to see whats inside
SilentHunter13 > Instead of go to jail it would have Go to Jita? Do not pass start, do not collect isk. The places you can buy would be mostly 0.0 I'd expect.
SilentHunter13 > You lose a POS, pay 1bil fine.
SFX Bladerunner > Listen to your heart, when he's calling for you.. listen to your heart, there's nothing else you can do *sings along*
Hellspawn01 > STOP SINGING!
SFX Bladerunner > MAKE ME >:D
* Hellspawn01 stabs sfx
* SFX Bladerunner ignores the blood running from his body and keeps on sining >.<
SFX Bladerunner > singing*
* Hellspawn01 pushs sebs cork into sfx´ mouth
SFX Bladerunner > :-|
Hellspawn01 > silence :)
Auhydride > Chuck Norris doesnt warp jam you, he says "NO" to your warp drive, and it stops working
Auhydride > Dooms Day Device is actually a cellphone, with Chuck Norris' number saved in it.
uhydride > Chuck Norris doesn't warp, stargates and planets warp to him
Auhydride > Chuck Norris doesn't dock, stations get build around him.
Auhydride > Eve's fastest U turn was made by Concord 2 years ago when they noticed they were warping near Chuck Norris.
Auhydride > Bob didn't destroy the titan, Chuck Norris got mad at bob and threw an ibis at the titan to warn them.
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