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Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
<Mace> btw darkage, if I recall correctly, I filed a bugreport on the private escrow thing probably 8 months ago, simply went ignored :P
* Mephysto is now known as Mephysto|afk
<Mace> 'topic
<Mace> gah
* Mace hopes for a mirror soon
<Term> mace
<Term> im pretty sure i saw u saying exact same thing before.. whats that?
<Mace> I hit ' instead of /
<Mace> to do a /topic and see the topic lol
<Term> ah
<Term> happened twice now >.<
<DigitalCommunist> it would be cool if there were some statistics (and maybe rewards) for submitting useful bug reports, like in beta
<DigitalCommunist> fill 200 useful bug reports and you get some EVE socks, fill 1000 and you get a dinner date with Virrago
<Term> lol
<Term> eve socks
<Term> lol
<DigitalCommunist> i figure anyone filling that many bug reports probably uses up their socks very fast
<Temistokles> o_O
pushbyte ii > how do i shot web?
Disillusive > With spiderman glove
Bobby Smyth > hello
Bobby Smyth > I was wondering if your looking for another corporation yet?
Antikon > 我罐頭食用乳酪漢堡
Antikon > 給我您的婦女和乳酪漢堡
Bobby Smyth > all im getting is white boxes,
Bobby Smyth > sorry m8 but we do have some asian players in the corp
Antikon > give me your women and cheeseburgers?
Bobby Smyth > lol
Bobby Smyth > Cheeseburgers we got, women we don't
Antikon > how no womens
Antikon > has boats?
Bobby Smyth > we got ships
Antikon > no want shit
Antikon > WHY YOU VIOLENCE MY BOAT NIGGER
Bobby Smyth > Thank you for your time
[ [QT]Wrangler ] you know, if you switch the letters in QT you get TQ..
[ [QT]Hayley ] totally quackers :p
[ [QT]Discorporation ] if you pronouce QT yu get cutey
[ [QT]Discorporation ] :x
[ [QT]Discorporation ] <- not gay.
Skunrah > im trying to think of the dreads theme music.... lol
Obsidian Hawk > bombshell by powerman 5000
Skunrah > ive got a few weeks yet... lol
Obsidian Hawk > something really nice and orchestrated but also dark.
Skunrah > yea
Obsidian Hawk > ok i know how about the theme for the Ring Wraiths from LOTR
Skunrah > cant think of the tune off the top of my head... lets bit torrent that really fast...
Obsidian Hawk > lol
Skunrah > :D
Skunrah > bleh sounds track is 250 mb
Skunrah > might take a sec
Obsidian Hawk > or maybe some ol fashion pron music
Skunrah > lol
Obsidian Hawk > bow chicka bow wow
Azshen > I'm here to clean the pool,... We dont have a pool. THEN bow chika bow wow.
Skunrah > you call for a plumber?
Skunrah > haha
Obsidian Hawk > some one order a pizza with lots of sausage?
Azshen > lol
Alexandra Belani > 8::::::::::D sausage?
Skunrah > yes, we are all totally perverted
Obsidian Hawk > im sure alex could out pervert us
Azshen > Not me, I watch porn for the plot
Kehmor > well we are nrds in low sec
Kehmor > but if we see a faction battleships
Kehmor > that changes :P
Yuki Li > NRDS with the exception of lootz?
Jean Controleur > Thats not pirating at all o/
Yuki Li > it's creative shopping
Yishal > Pictures or it didn't happen Kuno
Kuno > <picture link>
Yishal > Uh...ops canceled. I...uh...gotta exploit these images for valuable intelligence
Lucian Durand > gallente are nice looking, in that metrosexual sorta way
Orange Species > shit
Orange Species > i just realised i have 5 t2 bpos on build that completed production almost 2 years ago
Orange Species > that I never delivered
Orange Species > shit

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