Alphalfa > gonna go cream in a pillow
Da Kid > oh... wait
Da Kid > ffs
Alphalfa > scream*
Da Kid > oh... wait
Da Kid > ffs
Alphalfa > scream*
mazzilliu > im trying to land on a moon
mazzilliu > im 1057 km away now :]
Kuile > pick me up some cheese, would you?
Kuile > hay tars has a big ship
SaFaba Wanto > his freighter
Kuile > it's like a building
Kuile > and a government
Kuile > this moon is bigger, wow
Kuile > i'm suffering from celestial body envy
mazzilliu > im 1057 km away now :]
Kuile > pick me up some cheese, would you?
Kuile > hay tars has a big ship
SaFaba Wanto > his freighter
Kuile > it's like a building
Kuile > and a government
Kuile > this moon is bigger, wow
Kuile > i'm suffering from celestial body envy
Lord Helghast > OH god petition this, and get a CSM support im so sick of seeing missles spew out of the top of a drake like its a frigging pong paddle
Luigi Thirty > AMARR SLAVER HATE MINNIE I STAB AMARR IN POD HAHA
Luigi Thirty > oh god i'm out of ducttape
Traxxes > duct tape? primary building componenet for minmatar ships? guess we can't build any typhoons anytime soon.
Luigi Thirty > Minmatar Armor Repairer I (requires Duct Tape charge)
Rashmika Sky > so... when they remote repair, they're just throwing duct tape at another ship as they pass?
Luigi Thirty > Rash, yes
Luigi Thirty > with sophisticated tracking systems that never miss
Traxxes > T2 uses double sided version
Luigi Thirty > covops uses see-through tape
Rashmika Sky > hmm.. I'll bet their webbers use duct tape too
Luigi Thirty > their webbers are just giant ducttape cannons
Luigi Thirty > fuck energy webs that ensnare the ship, they just get stuck to each other with ducttape
Rashmika Sky > no idea how their afterburners work though
Luigi Thirty > well all the plastic wrapping from the ducttape containers has to go somewhere
Luigi Thirty > oh god i'm out of ducttape
Traxxes > duct tape? primary building componenet for minmatar ships? guess we can't build any typhoons anytime soon.
Luigi Thirty > Minmatar Armor Repairer I (requires Duct Tape charge)
Rashmika Sky > so... when they remote repair, they're just throwing duct tape at another ship as they pass?
Luigi Thirty > Rash, yes
Luigi Thirty > with sophisticated tracking systems that never miss
Traxxes > T2 uses double sided version
Luigi Thirty > covops uses see-through tape
Rashmika Sky > hmm.. I'll bet their webbers use duct tape too
Luigi Thirty > their webbers are just giant ducttape cannons
Luigi Thirty > fuck energy webs that ensnare the ship, they just get stuck to each other with ducttape
Rashmika Sky > no idea how their afterburners work though
Luigi Thirty > well all the plastic wrapping from the ducttape containers has to go somewhere
mr id > damn bird got into the enclosed patio and wife freaked out because her two cats called "Point" and "webbed!"
mr id > but they didn't have enough DPS to kill it before my wifes "nag level 18" got my ass to go throw it outside
mr id > I robbed the cats KM...
Bull Ramahorn > you know you've played EVE too long when...
mr id > but they didn't have enough DPS to kill it before my wifes "nag level 18" got my ass to go throw it outside
mr id > I robbed the cats KM...
Bull Ramahorn > you know you've played EVE too long when...
<RinnyWee> [GM]White is a kitten
Lasakywa > Jesus walks on water. But evil thug walks on Jesus.
Requiescat > i think my net's about to cut out
0o0Preatorian0o0 > oh?
Requiescat > insta to station and i'm out
0o0Preatorian0o0 > on friday
Requiescat > yeah, cuts at 11:55 i believ
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u need to run a wire to someones house
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > nobody's house nearby
0o0Preatorian0o0 > get sat modem
Requiescat > preat i have zero cash
Requiescat > theres nothing i can do
Requiescat > so i live with it
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ncp
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i made a decient amount of isk
0o0Preatorian0o0 > in a lil bit of time
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > in real life
0o0Preatorian0o0 > only killing bc and up tho
Requiescat > i have zero cash
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ah yea
Requiescat > to get a sat modem
Requiescat > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i got a 1300$ check today =)
Requiescat > i wish i could npc in real life
Requiescat > that would be cool as hell
Requiescat > just go out in the woods and beat the hell out of some random dudes
Requiescat > and get money for it
Requiescat > that'd be sweet as shit
Milon Pendragon > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u can, its called a tax collector
0o0Preatorian0o0 > oh?
Requiescat > insta to station and i'm out
0o0Preatorian0o0 > on friday
Requiescat > yeah, cuts at 11:55 i believ
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u need to run a wire to someones house
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > nobody's house nearby
0o0Preatorian0o0 > get sat modem
Requiescat > preat i have zero cash
Requiescat > theres nothing i can do
Requiescat > so i live with it
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ncp
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i made a decient amount of isk
0o0Preatorian0o0 > in a lil bit of time
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > in real life
0o0Preatorian0o0 > only killing bc and up tho
Requiescat > i have zero cash
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ah yea
Requiescat > to get a sat modem
Requiescat > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i got a 1300$ check today =)
Requiescat > i wish i could npc in real life
Requiescat > that would be cool as hell
Requiescat > just go out in the woods and beat the hell out of some random dudes
Requiescat > and get money for it
Requiescat > that'd be sweet as shit
Milon Pendragon > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u can, its called a tax collector
Gaven Darklighter > dammit he's jumping systems faster than an intergalactic kangaroo
Atreides Zealot > I once had a nightmare about a hauler MWDing along my living room carpet and I didn't have a web or scram!