Ariaore > Dear CCP: Question 50032 regarding the new portrait gen. Why is the default eyebrow position a dark look? Why do you have to give them forehead crinkles so if you go for something kinder, they look sad instead?
Scyyn > Dear Ariaore: Because Eve is a dark and heartless world, and all characters should be unkind, unfriendly, sad, or some combination thereof. Please do not attmempt to make your character smile. The servers cannot handle this stress.
Scyyn > Dear Ariaore: Because Eve is a dark and heartless world, and all characters should be unkind, unfriendly, sad, or some combination thereof. Please do not attmempt to make your character smile. The servers cannot handle this stress.
<@Sadist> we found a spawn of Privateers
<@Sadist> pretty close to jita
<@Sadist> BUT IM NOT TELLING YOU WHERE
<@Sadist> FIND YOUR OWN SPAWN
<@KomradeVirtunov> :(((
<@KomradeVirtunov> Are you hunting them too?
<@KomradeVirtunov> STOP HOGGING THE SPAWN
<@Sadist> pretty close to jita
<@Sadist> BUT IM NOT TELLING YOU WHERE
<@Sadist> FIND YOUR OWN SPAWN
<@KomradeVirtunov> :(((
<@KomradeVirtunov> Are you hunting them too?
<@KomradeVirtunov> STOP HOGGING THE SPAWN
Tradik > i take it english isn't your first language?
Commander Vassago > i speak fluid english dont worry
Commander Vassago > i speak fluid english dont worry
Friar Kite > I just tried to copy-paste ammo from the corporate hangar into my cargohold
Friar Kite > I need a fucking drink
Friar Kite > I need a fucking drink
Fang Khan > Davion, what's the difference between a pulse laser and a beam laser?
Davion Vrynn > Pulse laser goes "pew, pew, pew" and beam laser goes "zzzzzttttttttt"
Fang Khan > Thank you for the kindergarten version of that explanation
Davion Vrynn > Pulse laser goes "pew, pew, pew" and beam laser goes "zzzzzttttttttt"
Fang Khan > Thank you for the kindergarten version of that explanation
Hefaistoss > any hostiles around ?
Sleyha > just my gf
Steel Rat > your gf is hostile?
Hefaistoss > ouch take care on jumping :))
Sleyha > oh yeah
Steel Rat > do you have to web and scramble her to use your big gun on her? :)
Sleyha > gonna have to use the projectile this time
cordy > lol goooo steel :p
Steel Rat > :)
KSUDruid > use them target painters?
cordy > only if you cant shoot straight :p
Sleyha > I might finish up with a webbing and a scramble though... nahh her ass is big enough already druid
Steel Rat > lol
KSUDruid > lol
Sleyha > heh
Sleyha > just my gf
Steel Rat > your gf is hostile?
Hefaistoss > ouch take care on jumping :))
Sleyha > oh yeah
Steel Rat > do you have to web and scramble her to use your big gun on her? :)
Sleyha > gonna have to use the projectile this time
cordy > lol goooo steel :p
Steel Rat > :)
KSUDruid > use them target painters?
cordy > only if you cant shoot straight :p
Sleyha > I might finish up with a webbing and a scramble though... nahh her ass is big enough already druid
Steel Rat > lol
KSUDruid > lol
Sleyha > heh
James Monroe > You think you're good at Eve? You think you're tough?! Well try frying bacon naked, pal.
Stitcher > Jesus wept.... here I am 250 miles from home, shaving with a disposable razor and new foam I purchased this morning, in a house he's never visited in a part of the world he's never come close to
Stitcher > and yet I still found one of my housemate's long hairs
Stitcher > they literally do get everywhere
Stitcher > the worst part is I haven't even seen the guy in more than a month
Stitcher > and yet I still found one of my housemate's long hairs
Stitcher > they literally do get everywhere
Stitcher > the worst part is I haven't even seen the guy in more than a month
Little Chubby > Imagine the Joker. Not the Heath Ledger Joker, but the Caesar Romero, classic Joker.
Little Chubby > Now imagine that he had the amazing ability to puke africanized bees at your enemy.
Little Chubby > That's the Ishtar.
Little Chubby > Now imagine that he had the amazing ability to puke africanized bees at your enemy.
Little Chubby > That's the Ishtar.
Protonz > Yaoii
Entity > Yaoi?
Entity > thought that wasnt your kind of thing
Protonz > oh I am not know what that is
Protonz > erm oops
Entity > Yaoi?
Entity > thought that wasnt your kind of thing
Protonz > oh I am not know what that is
Protonz > erm oops