Etienne Milo > why am I a small dot when I'm undicking?
Amitious Turkey> i LOOOOOOSSTTTT MY BS
Amitious Turkey>NOOOOOOO
Amitious Turkey>Now i need a huge wide bore mininglaser and a huugge asteroid and presto, i have a hermit cave
LordToast>hermits 4teh w1n!!!
Amitious Turkey>NOOOOOOO
Amitious Turkey>Now i need a huge wide bore mininglaser and a huugge asteroid and presto, i have a hermit cave
LordToast>hermits 4teh w1n!!!
* Horus blows a kiss at Dawny and TaxiGirl
* Dawny blows Horus
<Dawny> a kiss back
<Kire> good thing you clarified....
<Tara> Dawny!!
<Tara> i was gonna say!
<Dawny> i forgot the last bit lol
* Dawny blows Horus
<Dawny> a kiss back
<Kire> good thing you clarified....
<Tara> Dawny!!
<Tara> i was gonna say!
<Dawny> i forgot the last bit lol
Esna Pitoojee > my corpmate just made me laugh so hard.
dibblebill > ?
Esna Pitoojee > so, we just got an alliance mail about someone explaining how to beat the drake blobs we see a lot. My corpmate reads it and posts in corp chat:
Esna Pitoojee > Rin Kaelestria > *reads newest alliance mail* puts on Indana Jones style hat* ... drakes. Why does it always have to be drakes?
dibblebill > ?
Esna Pitoojee > so, we just got an alliance mail about someone explaining how to beat the drake blobs we see a lot. My corpmate reads it and posts in corp chat:
Esna Pitoojee > Rin Kaelestria > *reads newest alliance mail* puts on Indana Jones style hat* ... drakes. Why does it always have to be drakes?
Daniel Jackson > im attractive to like people 4 or 5 years younger then me
Daniel Jackson > im 17 turnign 18 in nov 25th
Daniel Jackson > im 17 turnign 18 in nov 25th
(Talking about the next alliance tournament)
Draekas Darkwater > Isn't it usually held at the end of August?
Derek 1337 > Seeing as the last four have been July, December, September, April, no, it's not usually at the end of August
Draekas Darkwater > Isn't it usually held at the end of August?
Derek 1337 > Seeing as the last four have been July, December, September, April, no, it's not usually at the end of August
CEO > I went down on a gal once who farted ...
me > o.0
CEO > she claimed it was a pussy fart but I knew better and wasnt havin none of that shit...
me > wanna rephrase that?
friend > why?
CEO > so I did an end around on her and stuck her face into my asshole
friend > makes perfect sense
CEO > and told her to say the lords blessing thanking HIM for the great chili!
CEO > and I cut loose with the loudest fart i could summon
friend > *falls off his chair*
me > o.0
CEO > she claimed it was a pussy fart but I knew better and wasnt havin none of that shit...
me > wanna rephrase that?
friend > why?
CEO > so I did an end around on her and stuck her face into my asshole
friend > makes perfect sense
CEO > and told her to say the lords blessing thanking HIM for the great chili!
CEO > and I cut loose with the loudest fart i could summon
friend > *falls off his chair*
Vernn Miller > I burnt the meatballs :))
DraLaFi > perhaps you shouldn't have used hot-wax then...
DraLaFi > perhaps you shouldn't have used hot-wax then...
Tristan Acoma > Ask me about my attention deficit disorder. Or a dog. Or my freighter. I have a Loki. Do you like Quaffe? Hi!
Castironrat > first shite for 5 days, it hurt!
Castironrat > dont use imodium, it should be banned
Castironrat > :)
Killing Rang > thats getting omgrawred
Castironrat > dont use imodium, it should be banned
Castironrat > :)
Killing Rang > thats getting omgrawred