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Kynes Davion > Any idea on how i see the damage i am doing?
dssouleater > yes
dssouleater > turn it on
Kynes Davion > thats crazy.
dssouleater > yeah i know its kinda radical
Reachok > ack, need to turn the light on next time, those were not slim jim's but were Ol' Roy snak sticks - for dogs!!
Quinn Oron > Colnel, maybe I can recommend you for our exchange program?
Colnel Starbuck > kk whats that?
Quinn Oron > It's where we exchange you for someone who isn't a tool. =)
dueft > 2007.04.27 22:36<br>Just a quick check to ask if you are an NPC or a real person?... I am new and didnt want to offend anyone if I went after them for a bounty :O)
MISS NAUGHTY > tell him he is a cock meister and ass plonker and your an ebil npc
MISS NAUGHTY > also tell him if you bump 2 carriers together it makes ikkle baby carriers
MISS NAUGHTY > and you have to feed em amarr corpses to grow
MISS NAUGHTY > ...think i covered it all
Verizana > blobbin is 4tw?
Ared Mosinel > running like scolded dog ftw?
Ared Mosinel > 3vs 4? supports?
Ben Hump > smacker
Ared Mosinel > duh?
Ben Hump > smacker
Ben Hump > i dont talk to smackers
Bared Bel'Medar > you just did
Bared Bel'Medar > 3 times
Wilson Cole > Hes in a pilgrim cloaked up
Dr Kang > where at? gate or station?
Dr Kang > or just...around
Wilson Cole > A Cloaking device, by definition, precludes the possibility of me knowing his whereabouts.
John Golanu > by the way, why do tempests look the way they do? they don't make a lot of sense from a scientific perspective.
Augin Soric > this is eve, when you mention 'science' what you're really saying is 'icelandic folk magic'
Fast Eddie > Hmm..... I wonder how many Flying Monkeys actually constitutes a whole Legion, I mean, I wouldn't what to go "Behold my Flying Monkey Legion!" Only to be told it's just a Brigade...
Twista55 > they had a legion of flying monkeys in the wizard of oz
Fast Eddie > Yes, yes, but how many??
Pyrea Tanning > i dunno... lots?
Fast Eddie > Well, how about 5,000? Do we think that's enough for a Legion?
Pyrea Tanning > I reckon 5000 is fair
Fast Eddie > I mean sure, you have over 10,000 Monkeys you might as well just call it your Flying Monkey Army, no-one would quibble, but I only want a Legion.
Emeric Jadgoth > Roman Legions ran from 4200 to 6000,
Cool, I'll model them on the patterns of ancient Rome!
MrR9 > id wear this > http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!39326%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!10210%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!49159%7C%7C_40151_-1_10210_87605_10001_
Emeric Jadgoth > 10 cohorts to the legion, 6 centuries to a cohort, 80 men to a centuria and assorted auxilliaries
Fast Eddie > Getting the Baboons to mate with the Giant Fruitbats was the hardest part, I mean, I had to set up 'Dating in the Dark' 'In The Jungle' Special.... and that waaaaasn't easy, I'm telling you!
Emeric Jadgoth > you use the giant ribbon MrR9 wears?
Fast Eddie > Nah, turned out all I needed was to get the Fruitbats to smell of bananas, and, well, they're fruitbats.... all that work wasted.
Pyrea Tanning > Eddie, I am re-arranging my list of funniest things i've seen online
Twista55 > man im in such a good mood that i feel like working
Pyrea Tanning > and i think i've lost a lung
Killstealing > mama
Killstealing > just killed a fleet
Roland Hova > put 1400 against their head
Nomi Cakes > Hit the cycle, now they're dead
Dr Cheeto > mama
Dr Cheeto > jams had just begun
Killstealing > and now ive gone and bombed it all away
Fishsticks Fred > MAMA... OOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOooo
Killstealing > DIDNT MEAN TO BOMB MY BLUES
Omen Ahr > WINTER IS COMING.
Serena Hennessy > I'm hugging stationbe cause the win eisnt done wearingn offf yest
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