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Shadow XII > But remember the phrase to use when someone has a problem with you
Shadow XII > Say it with me now, 'eat a dick'
slipfreak > eat a dick
Shadow XII > Good
Cerulean Errant > How about "You cockbite"?
Shadow XII > No, 'cockbite' is a name. 'Eat a dick' is an instruction
Cerulean Errant > But it's a name derived from an action they do, which is identical to them having been instructed to eat a dick.
Shadow XII > 'Eat a dick, cockbite'
Cerulean Errant > I'll have to keep that one handy
Shadow XII > I've had 'eat a dick', but mostly 'go fuck yourself' answered to my ransoms. Kinda hurts my feelings.
Po BossDins > you cockbite is more a reactionary phrase eat a dick is more pro active
Shadow XII > I've never discussed the fundamentals of implied fellation before.
View Contracts > lol gues not much point in joining coms my spanish ends at "help i need a hospital"
Damarkin > fast afk
Damarkin > back
RichardBlack > !! that was speedy
RichardBlack > afk even faster than damarkin!!!!!
Damarkin > just walked 20 feet for a new drinkie
Damarkin > never!
Damarkin > tic toc
Damarkin > failed
RichardBlack > bk
RichardBlack > damnit
RichardBlack > w/e i kicked you ass in speed
RichardBlack > 1 min 3 secs
RichardBlack > u were clearly 1 min 5 seconds :P
Thundertmf > i sat cloaked at a gate on watch once i had to take a dump so bad by the time i got relieved i crapped at the speed of light, was the fastest dump i ever took, it was one of them "BLOOP" ones
El Mauru > you sir, are scary:-P
Damarkin > got a killmail from the toilet eh
Thundertmf > thought i was gonna explode
Bob Charles > I bet you can't even afford the cap on a tractor beam, can you
Rattwar > How do you think they got there? I tractor'd them, can only have one locked at a time
Bob Charles > what, you're only using six launchers?
Rattwar > SO are you
Bob Charles > I can only use six
Bob Charles > drakes can use seven
Rattwar > So? 6, 7, whats the difference?
Hardtail > uh
Hardtail > 1
Bob Charles > HT knows his substraction
Rattwar > Ht, go diaf
Yuki Li > someone needs to just lock Revan in a room with a colouring book and some crayons and leave her there
Yuki Li > she'll be happy, we'll be happy, it'll be great.
<RangerXT> smoke did I tell you I too am in love
<RangerXT> but I do the sensible thing
<RangerXT> and just hide outside her bushes and masterbate
Khars III > What are you up to in game?
Wuhu > plotting to destroy xi
Wuhu > uuuuuh
Wuhu > i mean mining
Xiron > wha?
Wuhu > nothing, go back to sleep
Xiron > ok
Orion Hastmena > How much do you think I should spend on EOH.com?
Sepyuff > what is eoh.com? O_o
Orion Hastmena > eve gambling site :)
Sepyuff > oh, a scam site?
Orion Hastmena > Nah, it was in EON magazine
ISD Dualgate > EOH if i remember is a poker site where you gamble isk
Friffo > sounds like a waste tbh
Friffo > waste of time that is
Herr Nerdstrom > of course it's a waste, it's gambling
Orion Hastmena > I enjoy gambling, just wondering how much y'll think is to much % wise to gamble.
Twisted Alice > It is ISD and they abuse the bounty list, although the bounty list is a joke anyway.
lampsy mk2 > say that to all hte pro gamblers that make their living off it
ISD Dualgate > Orion, never gamble more than you can afford to love
Triton King > love?
Squidgey > to love you say
lampsy mk2 > lose?
Salpad > lose
nothing Kurvora > nah love....
nothing Kurvora > see if you gamble hard, you lose your wife
*ISD Dualgate meant lose
*soul deep starts gambling then
scela > hmm 1h 16m till lvl 4 production efficiency
Salacir Khan > and 2d 3h 5m till i get to the gate
Dudets Arkaral > then put your cursor over the bomb. it will show you the explosion radius. of course the closer he is to the center the more damage he will take
auro ra > uh
auro ra > hey
auro ra > that's huge
auro ra > *waits for the pun
Dudets Arkaral > lol thats what you said earlier babe
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