Icarus Starkiller > /emote AFK to wash dirty pans and get a shower. I hate it when the wolves want to jump up and say hi... right after stepping in a big heap of shyte.
<Trinexx> I've been wondering why my toilet was spitting out lettuce all damn night
<Gurubear> Because it is actually your fridge?
<Huck> Oh dear.
<beastenator> Lol
<Trinexx> one of my asshole friends thought it would be amusing to put a hamburger in my toilet's tank
<Gurubear> Because it is actually your fridge?
<Huck> Oh dear.
<beastenator> Lol
<Trinexx> one of my asshole friends thought it would be amusing to put a hamburger in my toilet's tank
Ghost_Reaper• i just tried to connect to ts 7 times
Ghost_Reaper• and kept clicking quick connect instead of connect
Ghost_Reaper• stupid mouse
0Ka_Dargo• Stupid mouse might explain the first 2 - 3 times. :)
Ghost_Reaper• shh
Ghost_Reaper• and kept clicking quick connect instead of connect
Ghost_Reaper• stupid mouse
0Ka_Dargo• Stupid mouse might explain the first 2 - 3 times. :)
Ghost_Reaper• shh
* BIGBADBOB passes beer around for everyone and it is cold cause it is virtual beer from iceland
Koshou > Unfortunately, Icelandic beer has a password top that requires you to speak a coherent word in Icelandic, as a precaution against public drunkenness. ... And foreigners.
BIGBADBOB > opna minn bjór
Sam Browne > Icelandic beer comes pre-nerfed, so you can drink buckets of it without falling over... But people will still give you grief and gank you at the door of the pub for it!
Next Time > yeah all the good beer is in 0.0
Koshou > yeah they actually put Arkohol in the beer there
Koshou > Unfortunately, Icelandic beer has a password top that requires you to speak a coherent word in Icelandic, as a precaution against public drunkenness. ... And foreigners.
BIGBADBOB > opna minn bjór
Sam Browne > Icelandic beer comes pre-nerfed, so you can drink buckets of it without falling over... But people will still give you grief and gank you at the door of the pub for it!
Next Time > yeah all the good beer is in 0.0
Koshou > yeah they actually put Arkohol in the beer there
Taffard Hull > leaving RL. I have a wife, kids and car to give away.... send me any amound over 100mil to qualify for giveaway
sartorii > ooh yea..
sartorii > oh....
Gus Preston > you masterbating?
sartorii > oh....
Gus Preston > you masterbating?
Kentril > wait.. why the fuck am i mining again?!
Kentril > this feels awkward..
Vortex 6700 > then stop, if the cactus could talk, it would agree.
Kentril > @_@
Vortex 6700 > i meant cat, but i misspelled. then i liked it better
Kentril > this feels awkward..
Vortex 6700 > then stop, if the cactus could talk, it would agree.
Kentril > @_@
Vortex 6700 > i meant cat, but i misspelled. then i liked it better
Darthzeta > i cant believe my sex is 2
Darthzeta > i need to gank someone
Trinity OMG > omg darth
Darthzeta > and pod them
Trinity OMG > last night you told me you have several penises
Trinity OMG > now you tell me you have 2 sexes
Trinity OMG > wtf is wrong with you dude
Darthzeta > what can i say... it happens
Darthzeta > i need to gank someone
Trinity OMG > omg darth
Darthzeta > and pod them
Trinity OMG > last night you told me you have several penises
Trinity OMG > now you tell me you have 2 sexes
Trinity OMG > wtf is wrong with you dude
Darthzeta > what can i say... it happens
Tyr Aeron > ya know.....I haven't even poked my head in here in a couple weeks and NOW.....
Tyr Aeron > I'm gonna have to go watch midget insertion porn to get back in the right frame of mind
Astrial Stargazer > what??
Jaxxon Voers > we usually have direct links for that in the MOTD
Tyr Aeron > I'm gonna have to go watch midget insertion porn to get back in the right frame of mind
Astrial Stargazer > what??
Jaxxon Voers > we usually have direct links for that in the MOTD
Sicar Kull > Then again, I'm flyin' somethin' the size of a housecat's nut.