*** Triton makes a mental note to get a set of fake boobs before getting into a club *
Malcanis> tl;dr: Trying to construct a rational strategy to deal with irrational people is a problem
Tsann [prax]: That terrible feeling when you see 0 ships in your hangar, doublecheck you're in Homesystem, doublecheck you're on the ships tab.
Tsann [prax]: A spiraling instant of WTF
Tsann [prax]: And then you realize you have an errant ' ' in your filter.
Tsann [prax]: A spiraling instant of WTF
Tsann [prax]: And then you realize you have an errant ' ' in your filter.
<HellGremlin> Splat
<HellGremlin> I love rally racing
<HellGremlin> The roads crowded with people
<HellGremlin> One wipeout can kill two families
<HellGremlin> You don't get that kind of excitement in Nascar
<HellGremlin> See, if I were in charge of a motorsport
<HellGremlin> I'd make people not only crowd the sides of the road
<HellGremlin> But actually make the road out of people
<HellGremlin> Foreign ones probably
<HellGremlin> I love rally racing
<HellGremlin> The roads crowded with people
<HellGremlin> One wipeout can kill two families
<HellGremlin> You don't get that kind of excitement in Nascar
<HellGremlin> See, if I were in charge of a motorsport
<HellGremlin> I'd make people not only crowd the sides of the road
<HellGremlin> But actually make the road out of people
<HellGremlin> Foreign ones probably
Trony > rapiers sure are expensive these days
Horgash > so are prostitutes
Hamish Grayson > Inflation.
intrinsi > whch you get from being with prostitutes.
Tyyne Kerttu > I think you mean "inflammation," intrinsi.
Horgash > so are prostitutes
Hamish Grayson > Inflation.
intrinsi > whch you get from being with prostitutes.
Tyyne Kerttu > I think you mean "inflammation," intrinsi.
<%Klima> Well
<%Klima> Holland seems like a weird country
<%Klima> I've been there once
<%Klima> To Amsterdam
<%Klima> and we slept on a boatel, a boat that is a hotel
<%Klima> That's weird
<%Klima> And people live in shipping containers turned into apartments
<%Klima> that's weird
<%Klima> We tried to take a boat to Amsterdam, and a small car with 3 wheels comes on it, with a DJ blasting techno music all the time
<%Klima> A live DJ, on the back of a small car
<%Klima> blasting techno music on a public boat, with a thousand people on it
<%Klima> and no one complained, they liked the music
<%Klima> the dj was half naked
<%Klima> that was weird
<%Klima> So we get to the red light district, and this was at around 10 o' clock in the morning, and it just STANK
<%Klima> Man
<%Klima> that smell was horrid
<%Klima> It just smelled of semen and poo
<%Klima> so that was weird
<%Klima> We get to a small street where on one side, there are window hookers
<%Klima> on the other side
<%Klima> there's a fucking KINDERGARDEN
<%Klima> Amsterdam is just the weirdest place I've ever been
<%Klima> Holland seems like a weird country
<%Klima> I've been there once
<%Klima> To Amsterdam
<%Klima> and we slept on a boatel, a boat that is a hotel
<%Klima> That's weird
<%Klima> And people live in shipping containers turned into apartments
<%Klima> that's weird
<%Klima> We tried to take a boat to Amsterdam, and a small car with 3 wheels comes on it, with a DJ blasting techno music all the time
<%Klima> A live DJ, on the back of a small car
<%Klima> blasting techno music on a public boat, with a thousand people on it
<%Klima> and no one complained, they liked the music
<%Klima> the dj was half naked
<%Klima> that was weird
<%Klima> So we get to the red light district, and this was at around 10 o' clock in the morning, and it just STANK
<%Klima> Man
<%Klima> that smell was horrid
<%Klima> It just smelled of semen and poo
<%Klima> so that was weird
<%Klima> We get to a small street where on one side, there are window hookers
<%Klima> on the other side
<%Klima> there's a fucking KINDERGARDEN
<%Klima> Amsterdam is just the weirdest place I've ever been
Dark Flare > I want to fire white stuff from my golden dong at an unsuspecting person :(
Amantus > Sounds like a recipe for arrest tbh
Amantus > Sounds like a recipe for arrest tbh
<HellGremlin> OH MY GOD EVE IS STARTING UP
<HellGremlin> EVERYONE MAKE SURE TO HAMMER THE LOGIN SERVER UNTIL IT THROWS UP ALL OVER ITSELF K?
<HellGremlin> EVERYONE MAKE SURE TO HAMMER THE LOGIN SERVER UNTIL IT THROWS UP ALL OVER ITSELF K?
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Samantha Dar'Khan > Morning fellow alts
Samantha Dar'Khan > Morning fellow alts
Cat Calico > Omen Navy Issue this one
jih chop > what is it with amarr ships?
Cat Calico > what jih
jih chop > they all look like penise
Mattias Kerensky > lol
jih chop > but they all have a clump of stuff on the side
Cat Calico > stop making fun of my ship
Mattias Kerensky > When they changed the colors on faction amarr, the plates going to black made them all look epic
jih chop > what is that?
jih chop > a wart?
jih chop > tumor?
jih chop > crab?
jih chop > what is it with amarr ships?
Cat Calico > what jih
jih chop > they all look like penise
Mattias Kerensky > lol
jih chop > but they all have a clump of stuff on the side
Cat Calico > stop making fun of my ship
Mattias Kerensky > When they changed the colors on faction amarr, the plates going to black made them all look epic
jih chop > what is that?
jih chop > a wart?
jih chop > tumor?
jih chop > crab?