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Azia Burgi > oh eagle i was watching a program on monday night
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah?
Azia Burgi > do you REALLY have fruit exclusion zones?
Eagle Extravaganza > yes
Azia Burgi > what on earth for?
Eagle Extravaganza > quarantine
Azia Burgi > what on earth for?
Eagle Extravaganza > you cant take fruit interstate
Eagle Extravaganza > fruit flies and shit
Azia Burgi > um....
Azia Burgi > you know flies can um... you know...
Azia Burgi > fly
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah, tell our Govt that
Eagle Extravaganza > and if your a fly, do you wanna cross a desert?
WashuChanUK > The gov in Aussie aint too bright
Azia Burgi > is there yummy fruit on the other side?
Eagle Extravaganza > well, most of the exclusion zones are surrounded by desert
Eagle Extravaganza > so yeah, there might be
Azia Burgi > the flies flew to australia across oceans...
Azia Burgi > a bit of desert isn't going to stop them
Eagle Extravaganza > tell that to Mr Rudd
WashuChanUK > Dont you mean Premier Rudd
Eagle Extravaganza > fruit fly zones were a Howard thing though
Eagle Extravaganza > that guy was a fucking idiot
Eagle Extravaganza > lieing basterd
Azia Burgi > would fruit flies really do that much damage to your crops?
Eagle Extravaganza > probably not
Ned Hamford > They are damn annoying
Eagle Extravaganza > but polis are idiots
Harii Renn > people with no concept of the real world?
Azia Burgi > what if you have a pet fruit fly on a bit of string?
WashuChanUK > Your a cruel person
Azia Burgi > i wouldn't tie it tightly
Azia Burgi > its just the same concept as having a dog on a lead
Eagle Extravaganza > I want a pet fruit fly now :S
Morris 159 > eyes n-dq?
kortez2 > a whole bunch of them morris
kortez2 > eyes that is. no hostiles
Morris 159 > you scared me there for a sec
kortez2 > well its almost halloween
Ogdru Jahad > i used to be bisexual. then the hookers raised the prices so i stopped buying sex
Kanadork > 3f status?
Sovereign Enterprise > PARTAYYYYYYYYY
<see> JAMES
<see> ITS UP
<RealJames> :o
<see> hurrrryyyyy
* RealJames faints.
<see> damn it went down again
<NeverL> use viagra
<[Bot]EStat> Status Change: Tranquility OK 0 players v2.13.4561-Dragon@ccp
<NeverL> aah eve
<NeverL> ok nm
Tolin Dorden > btw lotka volterra sounds a bit like birthday cake rape in danish
Yaevep > lmfao
GordonB > o0
Tolin Dorden > hey it wasn't me naming my alliance the gay cake rapers
Yaevep > you sure?
Yaevep > you seem to know a lot about gay raping
Tolin Dorden > yeah but I don't know much about cake rape
Tolin Dorden > not really sure how to... uhm... well... determine a cake's gender
Urlosin Aship > whats mine is yours, you know that
Urlosin Aship > ummmmm ok everything but the cat
Urlosin Aship > however the wife I can give you
Hazeleye > paid 7 mil for an implant and then contract it to be shipped here for 1 mil in 1 day
Hazeleye > i'm lazy i don't want to jump 6 jumps
Calltiso Travana > lol
Calltiso Travana > i know the feeling
Hazeleye > i'm too busy spinning my ship in its dock, to be bothered jumping all that way out there...
Calltiso Travana > how u spin it?
Hazeleye > click and drag
Hazeleye > REALLY FAST!!!
Calltiso Travana > whoa
Hazeleye > yeah
Hazeleye > now you know
Hazeleye > you will never leave your dock again!
NobodyHolme > Can I borrow a dunce hat?
Otto vonTueftelstein > they're part of the corp welcome package
NobodyHolme > Mine was in the harby I flew into a nullsec camp like a lemming on my first day in corp
Otto vonTueftelstein > awesome show of forethought
<DigitalCommunist> oh oh, wanna hear something great
<occursion> france was blown up?
<DigitalCommunist> yesterday Skillz send me an evemail, calling me an idiot for still playing the game
<Rod_> lol
<DigitalCommunist> apparently, he forgot you had to pay a subscription to log in and send evemails
<Rod_> Skillz calling anyone an idiot is in itself something worth mentioning
<Rod_> point proven again :)
<Rod_> lol
<Rod_> thats pretty damn dumb
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