Walker > keep getting stuck on the F'en station
jih chop > 2 year old toon
jih chop > alt of 3 year old toon
jih chop > alt of 3 year old toon
jih chop > EIGHT YEARS of eve experience
jih chop > and he can't <i>undock</i> without hitting the only object in a lightyear!
jih chop > 2 year old toon
jih chop > alt of 3 year old toon
jih chop > alt of 3 year old toon
jih chop > EIGHT YEARS of eve experience
jih chop > and he can't <i>undock</i> without hitting the only object in a lightyear!
Achuni > big ass red/neut gang in HLW
Izun > goons+pl
silvertree umholtz > lol tell them there are 2 carriers on the 7-11 station
GulletSplitter > Those guys dock so fast had they been the Skipper then Gilligan would have really had a 3 hour tour
Izun > goons+pl
silvertree umholtz > lol tell them there are 2 carriers on the 7-11 station
GulletSplitter > Those guys dock so fast had they been the Skipper then Gilligan would have really had a 3 hour tour
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<^1man_army> i have no idea how i just did that :/
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<^1man_army> i have no idea how i just did that :/
Prince Maximus > First time without implants in a long long time ... i feel naked
sid pr0vid3nce > maybe u are :P
Prince Maximus > we are not going to have cyber sex sid so don't even start
sid pr0vid3nce > :(
sid pr0vid3nce > maybe u are :P
Prince Maximus > we are not going to have cyber sex sid so don't even start
sid pr0vid3nce > :(
Hellspawn01 > Heavy assault missile skill:
Skill with heavy missiles. Special: 5% bonus to heavy missile damage per skill level.
Cybr Hawg > nice
Hellspawn01 > not nice
Brazero > a typo, i have same dmg on havies here and on sisi where i have all the new skills at 5
Hellspawn01 > bug
Cybr Hawg > oh ok
Hellspawn01 > ...or not....?
Brazero > caldari bug :)
Brazero > also known as tuxford
Skill with heavy missiles. Special: 5% bonus to heavy missile damage per skill level.
Cybr Hawg > nice
Hellspawn01 > not nice
Brazero > a typo, i have same dmg on havies here and on sisi where i have all the new skills at 5
Hellspawn01 > bug
Cybr Hawg > oh ok
Hellspawn01 > ...or not....?
Brazero > caldari bug :)
Brazero > also known as tuxford
Myst Ery > need help, planet 6, belt 3
Myst Ery > empty cap, cant warp out...
Myst Ery > surrounded by roids :S
Taschenflak > great so you can mining in every direction :D
Myst Ery > empty cap, cant warp out...
Myst Ery > surrounded by roids :S
Taschenflak > great so you can mining in every direction :D
Gabriel Anjelos > all i need is subsystems and cruiser 5
Gabriel Anjelos > YES :)
Nomi Cakes > Until?
Gabriel Anjelos > MY RAT BOUNTIES SHALL BLOT OUT THE SUN
Nomi Cakes > THEN I SHALL MARKET IN THE SHADE
Gabriel Anjelos > BAHAHA
Nomi Cakes > Which would actually be rather comfortable.
Gabriel Anjelos > YES :)
Nomi Cakes > Until?
Gabriel Anjelos > MY RAT BOUNTIES SHALL BLOT OUT THE SUN
Nomi Cakes > THEN I SHALL MARKET IN THE SHADE
Gabriel Anjelos > BAHAHA
Nomi Cakes > Which would actually be rather comfortable.
While mining from my Megathron in Sobaseki, I met this charming NOOB (Name Changed to keep from overly ebarrasing said NOOB)
Setting. Orefield in Sobaseki, 0.8 Sector, An Iteron 5 with 8 Giant Secures inside (my hauler), My Megathron with 7 Miner II's playfully stripping Pyroxeres. One jettison can with one unit of Veldspar. In comes NOOB in a shiny new Kestrel.
<NOOB> whatcha mining
<Aterr Terradon> Pyro
<NOOB> I mine Scordite
<Aterr Terradon> that's nice, u hunting rats now?
<NOOB> Im gonna do some mining
<Aterr Terradon> oh, ok... good luck
(Jet Can goes POP)
<Aterr Terradon> hey, that was not Cool
<NOOB> hehe, I took your ore, and theres nuthin you can do about it
<Aterr Terradon> So, make u feel good...? Do that 332 more times and you'll have enough to refine =)
<Aterr Terradon> Training to be an Ore Thief could be a bad career decision...
(Check Character Info... NOOB is 9 Days old)
( Jet new can with 1 Veld and 1400m3 of Pyro and Transfer to Hauler)
<NOOB> geez u are stupid
<Aterr Terradon> How so?
<NOOB> I'm just gonna take that too
<Aterr Terradon> Please Kid, u don't have a Clue... do u?
<Aterr Terradon> Are u completely brain dead...?
(Jet Container Goes POP)
<NOOB> See I took your ore again... u are so stupid
<Aterr Terradon> U took 2 units of Veldspar, it takes 333 units to refine, in the Meantime I have transferred 1000's of units of Pyro to my hauler. all u are doing, is annoying me now.
<NOOB> ure not not doing anything cause u can't even if u had guns u can't shoot me cuz the cops will blow up ure ship n ill take ure shit. haha.
<Aterr Terradon> Go annoy someone else.
(Jet 1 Veldspar and 1400m3 Pyro again... Transfer Pyro to Indy)
(POP... he takes the 1 Veld again) (Some Arrogators arrive)
<NOOB> i luv this... a stupid miner
<Aterr Terradon> go chase the rats kid
<NOOB> im gonna watch them blow up ure ship then take ur stuff
<Aterr Terradon>Yah think... (Releases 9 Wasp Drones Rats Die)
<NOOB> Now im gonna take ure lootz
<Aterr Terradon> Really....
(Recalls Drones and Scoops them... Targets NOOB, disbands group)
<NOOB> yu cant scare me... yu cant do shit cept watch
(NOOB collects all loot... is at 23km)
<Aterr Terradon> Wanna take my stuff... you forgot the Torpedo
(Fires 1 Inferno Torpedo at Noob Kestrel, then warps to nearby moon)
<NOOB> what torpedo... theres no more loot here
<NOOB> Hey asshole u can't do that
(Concord Warning Garbage.... I send my Indy over and loot his can)
<Aterr Terradon> Stay away from me until u learn some manners
<NOOB> im gonna get u banned
<Aterr Terradon> Get a life
<NOOB> im telling the GMs that you are cheating
<Aterr Terradon> Please do
<NOOB> u owe me 2 million for that ship and all my stuff
<Aterr Terradon> tell it to the GM
<Aterr Terradon> After they rip ur head from ur backside, find a nice corp to teach you the ropes. Until then u are on my very short block list. Luv ya bye bye.
(Added NOOB to Block list)
Setting. Orefield in Sobaseki, 0.8 Sector, An Iteron 5 with 8 Giant Secures inside (my hauler), My Megathron with 7 Miner II's playfully stripping Pyroxeres. One jettison can with one unit of Veldspar. In comes NOOB in a shiny new Kestrel.
<NOOB> whatcha mining
<Aterr Terradon> Pyro
<NOOB> I mine Scordite
<Aterr Terradon> that's nice, u hunting rats now?
<NOOB> Im gonna do some mining
<Aterr Terradon> oh, ok... good luck
(Jet Can goes POP)
<Aterr Terradon> hey, that was not Cool
<NOOB> hehe, I took your ore, and theres nuthin you can do about it
<Aterr Terradon> So, make u feel good...? Do that 332 more times and you'll have enough to refine =)
<Aterr Terradon> Training to be an Ore Thief could be a bad career decision...
(Check Character Info... NOOB is 9 Days old)
( Jet new can with 1 Veld and 1400m3 of Pyro and Transfer to Hauler)
<NOOB> geez u are stupid
<Aterr Terradon> How so?
<NOOB> I'm just gonna take that too
<Aterr Terradon> Please Kid, u don't have a Clue... do u?
<Aterr Terradon> Are u completely brain dead...?
(Jet Container Goes POP)
<NOOB> See I took your ore again... u are so stupid
<Aterr Terradon> U took 2 units of Veldspar, it takes 333 units to refine, in the Meantime I have transferred 1000's of units of Pyro to my hauler. all u are doing, is annoying me now.
<NOOB> ure not not doing anything cause u can't even if u had guns u can't shoot me cuz the cops will blow up ure ship n ill take ure shit. haha.
<Aterr Terradon> Go annoy someone else.
(Jet 1 Veldspar and 1400m3 Pyro again... Transfer Pyro to Indy)
(POP... he takes the 1 Veld again) (Some Arrogators arrive)
<NOOB> i luv this... a stupid miner
<Aterr Terradon> go chase the rats kid
<NOOB> im gonna watch them blow up ure ship then take ur stuff
<Aterr Terradon>Yah think... (Releases 9 Wasp Drones Rats Die)
<NOOB> Now im gonna take ure lootz
<Aterr Terradon> Really....
(Recalls Drones and Scoops them... Targets NOOB, disbands group)
<NOOB> yu cant scare me... yu cant do shit cept watch
(NOOB collects all loot... is at 23km)
<Aterr Terradon> Wanna take my stuff... you forgot the Torpedo
(Fires 1 Inferno Torpedo at Noob Kestrel, then warps to nearby moon)
<NOOB> what torpedo... theres no more loot here
<NOOB> Hey asshole u can't do that
(Concord Warning Garbage.... I send my Indy over and loot his can)
<Aterr Terradon> Stay away from me until u learn some manners
<NOOB> im gonna get u banned
<Aterr Terradon> Get a life
<NOOB> im telling the GMs that you are cheating
<Aterr Terradon> Please do
<NOOB> u owe me 2 million for that ship and all my stuff
<Aterr Terradon> tell it to the GM
<Aterr Terradon> After they rip ur head from ur backside, find a nice corp to teach you the ropes. Until then u are on my very short block list. Luv ya bye bye.
(Added NOOB to Block list)
Azia Burgi > upss, have you done the tutorial yet?
Upssilon > can you help me telling me how to build a sheep ?
Azia Burgi > a sheep?
Azia Burgi > well you get a mummy sheep and a daddy sheep...
Upssilon > can you help me telling me how to build a sheep ?
Azia Burgi > a sheep?
Azia Burgi > well you get a mummy sheep and a daddy sheep...
smallgreenblur > i got a 4 day skill training going, reckon that will be enough?
Techyon > knowing ccp ? nope
Capt Achilles > its only a hardware fix... so no delay i think
corporal hicks > roflmao
Techyon > comical capt :p
Techyon > that's a good one
corporal hicks > thats the funniest thing ever
Techyon > knowing ccp ? nope
Capt Achilles > its only a hardware fix... so no delay i think
corporal hicks > roflmao
Techyon > comical capt :p
Techyon > that's a good one
corporal hicks > thats the funniest thing ever