<imp> CCP better get back to work now, I don't care that's it's night time already.. in Soviet Russia, BUGS FIX YOU!
Flowyn > i see you
Lake > what?
Flowyn > i "was" in local
Lake > ah
Lake > why is 'was' in quotes?
Lake > Are you some sort of Time Lord for whom the past has a non-definitive meaning?
Flowyn > yes
Lake > Ah good, so lag shouldn't be a problem for us.
Batilda Yogmoth > ah, you wioll munt haven been in local, then
Lake > what?
Flowyn > i "was" in local
Lake > ah
Lake > why is 'was' in quotes?
Lake > Are you some sort of Time Lord for whom the past has a non-definitive meaning?
Flowyn > yes
Lake > Ah good, so lag shouldn't be a problem for us.
Batilda Yogmoth > ah, you wioll munt haven been in local, then
Lazarus Est > Cargo expanders on an Ibis is kind of like making a stretch Smart car.
<wizzard66> k im off
<wizzard66> with my kids and wife to the market for shopping
<wizzard66> expect me back in 2 hours, crying, lighter in my pocket, and ready to KEEEL
<wizzard66> with my kids and wife to the market for shopping
<wizzard66> expect me back in 2 hours, crying, lighter in my pocket, and ready to KEEEL
Fazn: you know...they are working on ambulation (station walking etc). I really hope they put a strip club in jita......you know to unwind after being podded.
kamikaze.kyle: "Hey baby, wanna help me break in the new clone?"
Fazn: is that ectoplasm in your pants are you just happy to see me?
kamikaze.kyle: "What, this? Naw, that's just Jita."
kamikaze.kyle: "Hey baby, wanna help me break in the new clone?"
Fazn: is that ectoplasm in your pants are you just happy to see me?
kamikaze.kyle: "What, this? Naw, that's just Jita."
sodney > man my oxygen planet makes too much oxygen :|
sodney > i feel like im the spaceballs and its planet druidia
sodney > i feel like im the spaceballs and its planet druidia
Theo Samaritan > Anyone need any help?
Zehtouneh en Tilavine > I need help... are you a therapist?
Theo Samaritan > Communist, sorry.
Zehtouneh en Tilavine > I need help... are you a therapist?
Theo Samaritan > Communist, sorry.
Verone > jesus, i hate those POS. New ishtar description
Verone > "While not endowed with as much pure firepower as other ships of its category, the Ishtar is more than able to die horribly by virtue of its tremendous uselessness at tanking and its unique inability to effectively utilise it's slots."
Verone > Touted as "the Ishkur's retarded brother," the Ishtar design is the worst CreoDron have ever done when creating a completely dedicated drone carrier.
Verone > At various stages in the failure of its development process, plans were made to strengthen the vessel in other areas, but ultimately CreoDron engineers took a day off during the blueprint finalization and left the design to a pack of half drugged incomeptent morons from Lai Dai.
weedmasta > hehe
R31D > Ishtar is so cool until you spend 120m on it and try and fit a decent setup
Verone > Gallente Cruiser Skill Bonus: 5% bonus to Fail and 10% bonus to opponent lollercoaster and humility per skill level.
TamiyaCowboy > i have those skills :)
Cetshwayo > do not mock teh nanoishtar!
Verone > Heavy Assault Ship Skill Bonus: +5 km bonus to retard retainment field and +5000% extra "Wish I'd Bought an Eos" per level.
Verone > Piece of shit.
Verone > "While not endowed with as much pure firepower as other ships of its category, the Ishtar is more than able to die horribly by virtue of its tremendous uselessness at tanking and its unique inability to effectively utilise it's slots."
Verone > Touted as "the Ishkur's retarded brother," the Ishtar design is the worst CreoDron have ever done when creating a completely dedicated drone carrier.
Verone > At various stages in the failure of its development process, plans were made to strengthen the vessel in other areas, but ultimately CreoDron engineers took a day off during the blueprint finalization and left the design to a pack of half drugged incomeptent morons from Lai Dai.
weedmasta > hehe
R31D > Ishtar is so cool until you spend 120m on it and try and fit a decent setup
Verone > Gallente Cruiser Skill Bonus: 5% bonus to Fail and 10% bonus to opponent lollercoaster and humility per skill level.
TamiyaCowboy > i have those skills :)
Cetshwayo > do not mock teh nanoishtar!
Verone > Heavy Assault Ship Skill Bonus: +5 km bonus to retard retainment field and +5000% extra "Wish I'd Bought an Eos" per level.
Verone > Piece of shit.
destr0math> The rapier kicks ass because you are able to dictate the range at which you get slaughtered by missiles on the battlefield.
EVE System > Channel changed to H-PA29 Local Channel
Potiphar > You missed the fun 5
Potiphar > we just stole a PA dread Very Happy
Very Happy
Noobjuice > what happened?
Noobjuice > nmo fuckin way!
Potiphar > yeah
Noobjuice > how the fuck??
Potiphar > they left it inside a pos with no pw
Noobjuice > lmfao
SengH > LMAO
Aldari Verve > LOLOLOLOLOLOL
SengH > AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Aldari Verve > the pos didn't shoot u
anister > you're kidding?
Potiphar > no
Aldari Verve > or you approached in your pod
anister > ...
Potiphar > the pos started shooting the pos
anister > o.m.g
Potiphar > I mean the pos started shooting the dread
Potiphar > and it had warp disruption batteries
Potiphar > but we warped in a fleet of t1 frigs
Potiphar > and got it out
Aldari Verve > nice
Aldari Verve > they will be pissed
Potiphar > yeah
Aldari Verve > did u fraps it?
Potiphar > yeah
Potiphar > the'll be a movie I think
Aldari Verve > lol nice
Potiphar > oh, and we took bkg
Noobjuice > that's the funniest shit i've heard in hours Very Happy
Aldari Verve > i sure as hell hope so
RoadTrash > did you leave a can telling them thanks for the Dread?
Potiphar > no, they'll have to wait for the movie Very Happy
Potiphar > You missed the fun 5
Potiphar > we just stole a PA dread Very Happy
Very Happy
Noobjuice > what happened?
Noobjuice > nmo fuckin way!
Potiphar > yeah
Noobjuice > how the fuck??
Potiphar > they left it inside a pos with no pw
Noobjuice > lmfao
SengH > LMAO
Aldari Verve > LOLOLOLOLOLOL
SengH > AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Aldari Verve > the pos didn't shoot u
anister > you're kidding?
Potiphar > no
Aldari Verve > or you approached in your pod
anister > ...
Potiphar > the pos started shooting the pos
anister > o.m.g
Potiphar > I mean the pos started shooting the dread
Potiphar > and it had warp disruption batteries
Potiphar > but we warped in a fleet of t1 frigs
Potiphar > and got it out
Aldari Verve > nice
Aldari Verve > they will be pissed
Potiphar > yeah
Aldari Verve > did u fraps it?
Potiphar > yeah
Potiphar > the'll be a movie I think
Aldari Verve > lol nice
Potiphar > oh, and we took bkg
Noobjuice > that's the funniest shit i've heard in hours Very Happy
Aldari Verve > i sure as hell hope so
RoadTrash > did you leave a can telling them thanks for the Dread?
Potiphar > no, they'll have to wait for the movie Very Happy