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* cyberfail blows the dust off his HP deskjet 500
<Aea> cyberfail blows
<Aea> All I needed to hear
<cyberfail> ehhhhh
<Levin> i read that as All I needed to bear
<Levin> and thought of a giant spider made of bears
<cyberfail> o.0
<Levin> bears vs spiders
<Levin> who wins?
<cyberfail> spider of course
<Levin> unless
<cyberfail> if it's a black widow
<Levin> black widows arent even deadly
<Levin> bears fucking kill people
<Levin> you can shoot a bear in the face
<Levin> and all it will do is get more pissed
<cyberfail> Pathetic: bears
<%Pathetic> Bears fucking kill people.
<Levin> see?
<cyberfail> well gues you were right Levin
Onyx47 > I want a shuttle with a med slot
KILLOR > Onyx: It's called a Vengeance.
Tight Snatch > WHY THE FUCK IS BEDNAK IN FMH
Bednak > hi :)
Tight Snatch > hi!
Tight Snatch > awkward
Hellspawn01 > if someone wouldnt have invented electricity, we would use candles while playing eve at night
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<pqugj> http://10.0.0.1:11521/tndabacw_.exe
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<Jadrut> QUICK MUST D/L IN THE HOPE OF IT BEING FREE PR0N
Lux Harrison > tbh i'm surprised amarrian mining ships don't send a few thousand slaves out with picks and shovels
Ephibrulus > lol, in spacesuits
Lux Harrison > if they were lucky
Ephibrulus > that would be a site
Resartus > they would be like mining drones but all chained together in a long string between you and the roid
Lux Harrison > with buckets to pass
Resartus > and they would sing "swing low sweet chariot" but you couldn't hear them because of the vacuum
Resartus > so you just have to imagine it
Lux Harrison > i may put that in the suggestions box next time they do a survey
Azia Burgi > not "hi ho"?
Resartus > for god's sake they're not dwarves!
Lux Harrison > not got they same ring to it, 'off to work we go, with a shovel and pick and a large multi use space survival kit'
Jiro Rans > Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML
Sylena Chen > I wish MY shields were made of pie.
Cygnet Lythanea > Death to the big fish.
Cygnet Lythanea > Duduh. Duduh. dun dun dun dun dun dun duhdadaH!
Ackbarre > [20:43:41] Cygnet Lythanea > Death to the big fish sticks.
Cygnet Lythanea > We're gonna need a bigger tartar sauce boat.
ioctl > its so weird being on a dinner date and talking about interceptors and transversal velocity
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