Random
omgrawr.net Control Panel
LatestBrowseRandom>0TopBottomAddQotWSearch
quote #
Volans SF > oh well. u can feed a horse to water, but u cant make it drink.
Jeinvay Kunsu > umm
Jeinvay Kunsu > i didnt know water could eat a horse
Krystal Flores > its living water
Volans SF > u know what i mean. i just woke up -_-
Shova'k > water eats all
Ashar KorAzor > Ah, M0o. How I want to smack you...
Samirol > m0o is gone
Ashar KorAzor > I know, that makes it worse
Kilostream > I have support
Kilostream > but my girlfriend wants her bra back soon :(
Junior Angelfire > /emote waves
Kyrall > ah ur back, ur sexuality not been questioned enough?
Azia Burgi > hey duran!
Durandal Strauss > yo=ha!
Durandal Strauss > dont tell me your STILL on here?
Azia Burgi > i left and went to work for 4 hours
Azia Burgi > and i've had a bath
Durandal Strauss > 4h of mining? gah!
Azia Burgi > lol
Azia Burgi > i wish
Azia Burgi > 4hours of constant order taking
Azia Burgi > i logged into my phone at 17:30, had a queue of 20 ish until 2100
Durandal Strauss > thats why I love my job. the only bits of customer we get I get to slice into little bits with sharp blades.
Durby > I'm getting a house with a white picked fence, 2.5 kids and maybe a dog
privian > i'll sell you half a kid
Ory'hara > I'll have sex with your wife; that'll make the kid half yours. :)
♪ Ev'ry mornin' at the belt you could see him arrive
♫ He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
♪ Kinda wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
♫ And everyone in corp didn't give no lip to Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Nobody seemed to know where Jih called home
♪ He just docked at the station and stayed all alone
♫ He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
♪ And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Jih
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Somebody said he came from Molden Heath
♪ Where he got in a fight over a Minmatar Queen
♫ And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
♪ Sent a Goon Swarn fellow to the Promised Land
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ Then came the day in belt seven-nine
♫ When two reds warped in and men started cryin'
♪ Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
♫ And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
♪ Flew a giant fat man that the miners knew well
♫ Activated a Neutralizer, and cut the phobos' cap down
♪ Like a giant Veldspar roid, just stood there alone
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ With tacklers and cruisers they all undocked
♫ Then numbers in local started to drop
♪ As the blast rings spread from the last volley of torps
♫ Everybody knew it was a frozen corpse for Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Now, they never re-mined that worthless belt
♪ They just placed a holo-banner at the warp in point
♫ These few words are written on that stand
"In the middile of this belt floats one hell of a man, Big Jih"
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
* Rhaegar|afk humps on Diaego
<Rhaegar|afk> ...*jumps
<Rhaegar|afk> :/
<Urban_Mongral> LOL
<Urban_Mongral> A bit freudian that :)
<Rhaegar|afk> cause jumping on him was an expression of my completely platonic love for him
<Urban_Mongral> clearly
* Diaego humps back o_O
Cyborg3201 > not german or dutch
Zergling2 > wie sprechen allen deutch
Zergling2 > lol
Keradil > it's not cantonese either :P
mirel yirrin > ich kanst nict spreche keine good deustch! Hilfe meir!
royal killer > ich spreche dutch
Zergling2 > hehe
Cyborg3201 > thats german :D
royal killer > ein, zwei, drei, vier, funf...
Cyborg3201 > dit is nl :D
royal killer > lol
Zergling2 > ja klar mein general
Marcathonas > sechs sieben acht neun zehn o/
Peoke > so
royal killer > im studying german in school so....
Marcathonas > ICH WOHNE IM ZAHNPASTE
Xonja 2zero > you live in your tooth paste? :X
Marcathonas > yes I do.
royal killer > lol
royal killer > ich bin ein berlinaman, something like that dont remember exactly xD...
Marcathonas > Ich bin ein berlinen
Marcathonas > translated to
Xonja 2zero > nö, bist du nicht ^^
Marcathonas > I am a donut
mirel yirrin > ich habst eien kline schwanze !
Marcathonas > Xonja, du bist eine Schokolade Orange (nsaft)
Marcathonas > MIREL
Marcathonas > WIR BRAUCHEN NICHT ZU WISSEN
mirel yirrin > YES
mirel yirrin >YES YOU DO
Zergling2 > marca bist geil
mirel yirrin > ict bin verruct geworden
royal killer > its verruckt
royal killer > not verruct :P
royal killer > just learned that word
mirel yirrin > Die
royal killer > mirel = Verruckt machen!
Marcathonas > Mich Klaps du mit google nicht übersetzen lassen
royal killer > u die
royal killer > get squashed between ur 2 fat prophecys :P
Borris Bovishnikov > i should find my rammstein music
Marcathonas > AMERIKA
Marcathonas > IS WUNDERVAR
Marcathonas > bar
Xonja 2zero > /emote lacht sich tot :D
Enok > Marcathonas Dirnen heraus für Schweine
Zergling2 > /emote pods royal then logsoffskies like a ra would
Marcathonas > Enok mag Geschlecht, mit Männern. Nämlich fyde, ziemlich ehrlich sein.
Keradil > damn you all and your fancy languages
Chronus26 > Le granuille mange le lamplemouse!
Chronus26 > fuck i cant spell in french eithetr
Keradil > lamplemouse?
Enok > mindestens ich mag Geschlecht mit anderen Sachen als meine Hand
Keradil > pamplemouse?
Marcathonas > ¿LOS POLLOS ESTÁN VINIENDO Y TRAEN ODIO DE LOS E.E.U.U.Y LAS NUBES ROSADAS MULLIDAS Y ESO NO ES BUENAS ASÍ QUE USAR TU SOMBRERO DEL PAPEL DE ESTAÑO?
Chronus26 > oui
Keradil > Being canadian I know french from reading it on food boxes... :P
Enok > being icelandic i know danish english and a litle bit german from school
Keradil > well, i should know french from school... but I failed that pretty harshly. Mainly because I didn't care :P
Xonja 2zero > ändert nichts daran dass ich über dein deutsch immer noch kicher ^^
Nanobot > Being English, I take respite in the fact that every bugger speaks English, so I can afford to be lazy
Marcathonas > nanobot wins the converstaion
Verone > i'm with ikvar in this one...
Siren Shiva > I dont understand phone sex either
Siren Shiva > Really, whats the point?
Verone > the principle is there... but i just fail to grasp it
Magic Trev > isnt that putting a fone up your bum?
Ikvar > Lmfao
Siren Shiva > LOL Trev
* Verone slaps terv
Verone > dirteh
Verone > (remind me never to EVER use a phone after trev)
v0.6.1
 Coldfront sites: