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General Dynasty > MACTEP > fofofofofo?????
Remedial > it spreads like herpes
Remedial > one day you're normal, the next day you have razor burn
General Dynasty > so who's the wife in this situation ra or the goons?
Remedial > and then your parents ask you over turkey WHATS THAT ON YOU RFACE
Remedial > and you can't tell them about the hookers and blow
Remedial > that's what life is like in GS
Stahlregen > i love blow
Remedial > life <i>on the edge</i>
Remedial > MACTEP is my common law wife. We are a hot lesbian couple on the internet.
Remedial > You should check out my meatspin website
General Dynasty > dude you need to get some air your starting to believe your own bull shit now
Remedial > what
Stahlregen > sarcasm detector
Stahlregen > BORKEN
Remedial > Stahlregen why do you hate Minmatar
Stahlregen > I'll get banned if i answer that you ass
Remedial > I will bring the red pen to you for this answer!
Stahlregen > fine, i need a break in empire anyway
Remedial > Pack your shit, GET TO EMPIER
Stahlregen > i cant seem to escape your event horizon'
Remedial > nothing may escape the gravitas of my situation
Remedial > And by situation I mean ass
General Dynasty > hey thats an original quote
Remedial > This sounds like a matter for the Leonard J. Crabs Legal Consortium
Stahlregen > Rem, you need to work more lawyer jargon into your talk and become like a fake-real armchair lawyer
Remedial > Attorney Bushido Zen will be contacting you shortly
Remedial > If the pod do not fit, you must acquit
<Aztek> why are stuff like "Blue Pill" 10 kg... i'm not even gonna try to eat that :P
<GeromeDoutrande> the list of health warnings weighs 9.99kg
<Aztek> hahahahahahahahaha good point :P
<Aztek> but then 1 gram of drugs don't do much good :/
<GeromeDoutrande> if you had ever read the health warnings you wouldn't say that ;)
Kuolematon > I got menboobs
Richard Aiel > my man boobs can kill yer manboobs
Awateru > I don't want to see let alone think of that fight...
<splinter> your not abusing aj are you ?
<wizzard66> he wishes
<wizzard66> my abusing would leave him unable to wear woolen sweaters for over 3 weeks
Jimmy Ray > Could you, or could you not, locate a full can of dogfood.
Korinne > i wonder if a guy bleached his sack if it would make that seam be white
Teinyhr > thank you Jimmy Wales for wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching
Korinne > no pics
Korinne > i wanna see before and after
Solstice Project > LOL
Teinyhr > also doesn't cite any references :(
Galazar > did u just say u missed me?
Your momma > he misses your c**k in his anus
Galazar > lol
Simeon Antrates > on this one occaision gal i will admit it
Juno Kilbride > A Freudian slip, is that when you say one thing when you mean your mother?
Juno Kilbride > * another
Floobus > what's a "retriever"?
Bacchanalian > a target almost guaranteed to spawn tears
Tripped Gaijin > lol bought isk got blasted by pirates then demands money for getting pirated LOL god loves noobs
Alexis Nightwish > Could one call that tuition for the School of Hard Knocks?
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