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Martin Ashwing > Sabre NCG outside pos
Entaran > Fix your overview... that's the leader of the alliance
Martin Ashwing > Oh... sorry
Martin Ashwing > Shutting up now
Chewsmoka > 22:39: Your group of Unicorns perfectly strike a random Eve Player, making him go "wtf, how are those things breathing in space?"
Blackmomba's girl > LOOKS A LITTLE VIOLENT INFRONT OF THE STATION
Atrioss > WABBIT SEASON!
Horratio Antillies > GALLENTE SEASON
Arrak1s > CAPS SEASON
Fagundass > noobs season
(+[BH]Darkage) a Gallantean a Amarrian and a Minmatarrian are camping a gate, while they wait for a pirate they get out their packed lunches from their wives.
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
Raem Civrie > MY HEAD HURTS, AND I NEED SOMEONE TO BLAME
tropic24 > er
Raem Civrie > DUKE GRAIL, YOU ARE THE EPICENTER OF ALL MY HATRED FOR TONIGHT
Schnuur > Blame me
Raem Civrie > too late
Raem Civrie > I'm already tuned :/
PhatBoy > is your cum sopposed to taste bad?
solar zody > .....
PhatBoy > i had my mouth open while watching porn, it didnt end well
kinkouin168 : you play eve
kinkouin168 : either you're super lucky and got married previously or you're forever alone
Azia Burgi > just wondering, does anyone actually use a ball mouse anymore?
SE10 * is secretly jealous of matt :P
MattSB > well i use the upside down ones
MattSB > trackball ones i think theyre called
Pegasus TG > at work yes, not at home too much cleaning :-p
Emperor paulpentine > matt, are they optical?
MattSB > um my new one isnt
MattSB > my last one i had was
Azia Burgi > i just wondered why they still made ball mice
MattSB > but real easy to clean as the ball comes out easilly
Azia Burgi * nods
MattSB > my dog has figured out how to get the ball out of it now so i have to hide it :/
Azia Burgi > friend of mine uses one for photoshopping
Pegasus TG > rofl
Azia Burgi > roflmao
MattSB > come bk in my room and i find the ball is missing and find it like in the process of being buried in the bk garden :S
MattSB > i think the bal to my last mouse is somewhere in my garden, reason i had to get a new one
MattSB > evil dog :P
Ikvar > What the hell is a dinnerfuck?
Masta Killa > lol
Masta Killa > buy a girl dinner and get s3x?
Hanns > ya
Ikvar > Hanns, wanna come to dinner with me?
Hanns > no thats daterape
< TomHonk> i think my gaming ratio this last week has been 1hour eve, 67hours HoN
<+Jog> dont you get tired of it?
< TomHonk> eve?
< TomHonk> yea sometimes
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