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Tekalzor > fucking nats!
Rooker > ?
Tekalzor > there biting me
Rooker > bite back

Paz Lenchantin > shit
Paz Lenchantin > i dont have anything you want
Gu'doff Mochow > you got a pod
Paz Lenchantin > so how this pirate thing work
Paz Lenchantin > you almost pod me and give me a toll?
Gu'doff Mochow > haha thats so classic i dont know what to say or think
Paz Lenchantin > how this shit works
Gu'doff Mochow > come to the gate and we'll give you a lesson
Paz Lenchantin > lol
Paz Lenchantin > so 4 serious how you make money
Paz Lenchantin > how do you..
Gu'doff Mochow > well those 5 t2 cargo expanders i looted from your ship helps

#2014 + ( 20 ) -inappropriate?

<Rhaegar> [18:11] <Sadist> btw did you know that i invented the "*" for word correction?
<Rhaegar> [18:11] <Sadist> started using it around early 1999
<Xharky> "This is the wrong way to acquire such a large list. It's fux0rs the database."
* Rhaegar been doing it since 1997 :/
<Xharky> Did you know i invented the word "fucktard"?
<Xharky> been using it since 1995
<Xharky> laff
<Sadist> bullshit...
<Xharky> lol
<Viceroy> who is the oldest internet geek
<Sadist> Xharky, i bet you weren't even walking in 1995
<Viceroy> let the battle begin
<Sadist> i bet you weren't even born in 1995
<jaska> i remember ircing back in 92 or so
<Viceroy> Sadist vs Rhaegar in an epic battle of e-peen
<Xharky> laff
<Xharky> I appear to have touched a sore spot on sadist
* Xharky touches
<Viceroy> i used to irc in 1960
<Xharky> HOLY MOLEY
<Viceroy> it was the Soviet Intelligence Communication System back then
<Rhaegar> Well I ran that server.
<jaska> and i remember using gopher (pre-www)
<Sadist> I used * on perfocards
<jaska> i told moses to use * on the clay boards
<NTRabbit> i used to transport encoded sticks between roman generals
<NTRabbit> ¬_¬
<Viceroy> ntr wins

#5610 + ( 7 ) -inappropriate?

Aaric Jervai > jeeze
Aaric Jervai > it's like a herd of mastodon stampeding out of a tarpit
Aaric Jervai > is anyone else this laggy?
Admiral Feelgood > no
Aaric Jervai > hm
Aaric Jervai > maybe my computer is offended by my choice of clothing
Admiral Feelgood > i'm sure that's it
Aaric Jervai > yeah...my computer's gotten pretty gay over the last couple of days
Admiral Feelgood > well spyware had to get into the midget beastiality porn torrents at some point
Aaric Jervai > actually, I think it was the necrophi...shut up

#5605 + ( 12 ) -inappropriate?

<Molle> dw
<Molle> i had you in a ts channel
<Molle> yelling loudly at you for 5 mins
<Deathwing> so thats why i was having....ummm....dreams about you molle

#3500 + ( 18 ) -inappropriate?

Macath > I spent 150 mill in 20 minutes =(
Ja'kar > hope she was worth it

#11810 + ( 1 ) -inappropriate?

Ardent Flame > lookie who i found :P
Azia Burgi > hey you
Ardent Flame > whats up?
Azia Burgi > not much, just had a nap
Ardent Flame > howd that go?
Azia Burgi > like this: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Azia Burgi > zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Ardent Flame > :p
Ardent Flame > i get it

#10094 + ( 23 ) -inappropriate?

talemacus > well then how about we try a novel concept and share a global shared culture called humanity?
Andreus Ixiris > talemacus: GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
talemacus > what we need is an extraterrestrial invader... ala Independance Day
Red0Max44 > earthlings, i will decend and destroy your world known as eve
Andreus Ixiris > Oh fuck that shit
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck the Earth
Andreus Ixiris > But if aliens come and try to take my EVE you're going to see some fists of British fury
Ford Adams > LOL
Andreus Ixiris > I will punch out the entire alien invasion force, you watch me
Ford Adams > the invasion would go smoothly until the internet stops working... then suddenly, armies of pasty nerds descend upon the alien force, enraged and mumbling something about the server being down
Susano'o Mikoto > i can only imagine what an enraged 2chan would be capable of...
Ford Adams > the enemy commander would be strangled by a 16 year old girl screaming MYSPAAAACE over and over
Susano'o Mikoto > its a sign of what this world is coming to when i can actualy picture that happening
Shoukin > Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition is what i say.
Andreus Ixiris > THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
Andreus Ixiris > BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BROADBAND
Ford Adams > lol, yeah. the next great american revolution won't come unless the internet goes out for at least a week
Ford Adams > then: mass bedlam
Ford Adams > people pelted to death with cordless mice
Garth Skytrader > the 2nd Amendment gets replaced by The Right to MMO

#9571 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

Nin Bu > IMHO the CCP we have now is quite different from the one we had at the begening
ahduth > more erotic, really
Nin Bu > :| not the word I had in mind
Duckeye > more... penetrating
ahduth > nubile?

#5862 + ( 31 ) -inappropriate?

Adge > "Why are you windmilling your arm like that?" "I'm playing EVE on the Wii and I'm trying to hit this %^%*&$ interceptor."
Adge > "Dude, you're tangled up in your controller cord." "Webbed."

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