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Trillian Leveller > sorry was afk , messing with my hamster :-)
Cybbe Blazebreeder > lol
xena zena > is that code for something? :P
Trillian Leveller > unfortunately not
Aslon Seridith > lol
Cybbe Blazebreeder > Oh. I thought you said you were having a wank
xena zena > lol
Trillian Leveller > no , but if I do I'll be sure to let you know :-)
Cybbe Blazebreeder > Great :)
MiLashykia > i am a bit drunk. i just looked up all the girls in my school on friends reunited and spammed them with ' single? fancy a shag? '
Dude > lmao
MiLashykia > no replys so far :
Yasujiro Kaibara > Hey there, sporty.
ronzo2 > WHY YOU STEAL MY MINING STUFF
Yasujiro Kaibara > Your mining stuff? I'm afraid I don't have any mining equipment in my cargo hold..
ronzo2 > NO YOU JUST STOLE FROM MY MINING CONTANER
ronzo2 > LIKE 2 HOUR WORK
Yasujiro Kaibara > You have a.. container, that can mine for you? Fitted with lasers and everything? Wow. Built it in 2 hours?
ronzo2 > NO I FILLED IT WITH MY SHIP
Yasujiro Kaibara > You can fit a SHIP in there?! Goodness! I must have one of these mining containers that you speak of. Please wait, I'm coming back to the belt as we speak!
ronzo2 > BEING THE CEO YOU WOULD THINK YOU HAVE SOME IDEA OF WHAT YOU DID
Yasujiro Kaibara > Why yes, I do happen to be the CEO of Rapid Acquisition and Redistribution.
Yasujiro Kaibara > Would you like to file a complaint?
rockarolla > You currently have 170 skills and 68,684,659 skill points
DARKWANDERER > You have something to prove, rockarolla? You said that like an hour ago
IceGuerilla > You currently have 300 skills and 97,444,009 skill points
IceGuerilla > Knowing how to use the Backspace button and the numpad is a great skill to have!
IceGuerilla > Learn how to pass barcodes in front of a laser scanner, and you could be working at a supermarket next week!
Narfolanya Korneshtela > they turned me into a neut
Commander Neon > a newt?
Narfolanya Korneshtela > I got better
Grinth Fealnon > more about lairds skirts...I mean kilts thats about it
Amberle Rahl > not much, I have no shame, nor boundaries, and only class on a good day
Grinth Fealnon > ...thinks he's definitely not getting any whiskey any time soon
Laird > IT IS NOT A SKIRT YOU HEATHEN!!
Grinth Fealnon > rofl
Amberle Rahl > it's kind of a skirt
Amberle Rahl > though really more of a creatively-wrapped towel
Amberle Rahl > toga even
Padyn > toga mini
Amberle Rahl > shroom-inspired toga
Laird > /emote smacks head
Grinth Fealnon > speaking as someone who works at a womens clothing store...amberle your not making much of a distinction
Amberle Rahl > well it is!!! no culture on earth that came up with any sort of plaid or tartan or wavy lined cloth did it sober
Grinth Fealnon > ...and in this corner we have Laird...
Laird > He has a point
Grinth Fealnon > lol
Padyn > haggis induced
Grinth Fealnon > have you seen Laird in a kilt... I have and he looks ravis... I mean handsome
Amberle Rahl > no, those ancient scotts/celts would get hopped up until they could fuckin fly
Amberle Rahl > that's why the Romans built the damn wall
Amberle Rahl > "That blue-tattoo stoned ass shit is just too crazy man...let's build a bigassed wall"
Laird > lmao
Laird > Very true
Padyn > if they could fly then the roman wall wouldnt stop em
Grinth Fealnon > P has a pint
Grinth Fealnon > er point
Malindah > he wishes he had a pint :P
Padyn > mmm Guinness
Grinth Fealnon > ...sorry fruedian whip... I mean slip
Amberle Rahl > "Hey the Romans are coming, they're right over that hill!" "Great! Let's get fucking hammered till we can't feel our toes and think the spirits are fighting with us!"
Laird > /emote is cracking up at this end
Malindah > so am I Laird!
Malindah > Amberle's version of history is quite amusing :P
Padyn > more BLUE paint
Laird > Oh man, I think Amb has got us spot on
Padyn > more cowbell
Laird > There had to be something in the blue paint
Grinth Fealnon > I think Amb is jealous
Amberle Rahl > Exactly padyn..
Amberle Rahl > ACH CRIVENS!!! MORE BLUE PAINT!!!
Padyn > think he wear the womens skirts wishing they were kilts?
Laird > Oh man I am hurting now
Grinth Fealnon > most definitely
Grinth Fealnon > walks around in a towel shouting in a horrible scottish accent
Padyn > haggis down ..haggis down
Amberle Rahl > The reason they were so terrifying is that they didn't give a rats ass if they won the fight - each man would pick out one guy they were going to kill - and as long as they killed that one guy, things were dandy
Grinth Fealnon > especially if they were a warhol.....
Malindah > I am going to pee my pants..
Amberle Rahl > can you imagine being a roman archer, like, 5 ranks back in a reserve cohort and see one of those wacko fuckers making his way across a fight RIGHT AT YOU?
Laird > "See that gobshite over their with the fancy helmet, Well i am gonna hammer that bastaird into ra ground!"
Amberle Rahl > "Hey Flabius - is that guy lookin at me?"
Grinth Fealnon > isnt it..."Armor...thats for pansies!"
Amberle Rahl > "I...I think he's lookin at me..."
Padyn > i"in nothing but blue paint"
Padyn > /emote watchesd Mal laugh herself into potties
Laird > /emote decides to make Amberle a honorary Scotsman due to his understanding of the Scottish way of doing things
Ieya > does anyone else see the big conc veld roid twitching?
Emperor paulpentine > yeah
Emperor paulpentine > its a feature
Emperor paulpentine > its nervous that we will mine it :P
<@Venom_SGZ> is there anyway to increase the volume of sound on a video?
<@Venom_SGZ> or boost my computers volume
< Superbeast> HUH
<@NaBe> clean ur ears
<Horatio> hmm is it still super lag tastic or do i have to go slap my housemate for downloading movies
<ubi> i bet he's dlding gay porn
<gota> or rather, uploading it
<Horatio> yeah i've sorted it out, she's uploading @ 50kbs so i put a 10kbs limit on her pc
<gota> see how right i was
<Bizarre> is she hot Horatio?
<Horatio> she's a lesbian
<Horatio> so i've asked her to make sure she puts a copy on my shared drive of all that lesbian porn
<ubi> answer the question Horatio
<ubi> is she hot ?
<Horatio> yes
<Bizarre> POST PICS
<Horatio> no
<Bizarre> why not?
<Bizarre> ask her
<Bizarre> maybe she wont mind
<Horatio> cause she's reading what your asking
<Bizarre> tell her Bella is also al esbian
<Bizarre> lesbian even
<Horatio> her exact words are "that bizarre is a freak"
Cassandra Weyland > you know you play too much eve when a cricket chirps and your first thought is "what's targeting me?"
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