<@xiaodown> I'm going camping tomorrow =)
<@xiaodown> fire + chainsaw + drinking.
<@xiaodown> should be fun
<~ArachV0id> lol no shit
<~ArachV0id> only way that combination isn't fun is if someone else gets to be the serial killer
<@xiaodown> fire + chainsaw + drinking.
<@xiaodown> should be fun
<~ArachV0id> lol no shit
<~ArachV0id> only way that combination isn't fun is if someone else gets to be the serial killer
<wizzard66> i still own a thunderbird pyama from around 1970. i cherish it, but my wife wont let me sleep in it anymore :-(((( DONT TELL ANYONE
Chiyoko sama > but I have a laundry list of stuff if you are bored
Omega87 > well lemme see whatcha need and if I can do any, i'll tell ya
Chiyoko sama > ....kinda like a mission agent :P
Omega87 > whats my standing with you?
Chiyoko sama > 0.045
Chiyoko sama > just like a real agent where saving the empire from certain doom only nets you 0.001 standing
Omega87 > *trains blackmail to 3*
Chiyoko sama > 1.04 (Blackmail 3 raises your standing from 0.045)
Omega87 > sweet!
Omega87 > well lemme see whatcha need and if I can do any, i'll tell ya
Chiyoko sama > ....kinda like a mission agent :P
Omega87 > whats my standing with you?
Chiyoko sama > 0.045
Chiyoko sama > just like a real agent where saving the empire from certain doom only nets you 0.001 standing
Omega87 > *trains blackmail to 3*
Chiyoko sama > 1.04 (Blackmail 3 raises your standing from 0.045)
Omega87 > sweet!
Apaco lypse > o.0 I hear voices in my head
Apaco lypse > oh right ts is open
Apaco lypse > oh right ts is open
Gut Buster> ...there aint no problem that can't be solved by the liberal application of high explosives.
Misinformed Soldier> You Yanks know alot about that, don't you.
Gut Buster> Damn straight! Now say thank you.
Misinformed Soldier> "Thank you", Happy?
Gut Buster> yeah.
Gut Buster> Wanna buy some rockets?
Misinformed Soldier> I'll pass :P
Misinformed Soldier> You Yanks know alot about that, don't you.
Gut Buster> Damn straight! Now say thank you.
Misinformed Soldier> "Thank you", Happy?
Gut Buster> yeah.
Gut Buster> Wanna buy some rockets?
Misinformed Soldier> I'll pass :P
Dryr Lint > guys I'm hallucinating in eve
Dryr Lint > sometimes I'll see a neutral ship icon on screen when I alt tab out of eve
Dryr Lint > I think there are pirate rifters haunting me
XxPsykosisxX > i get that when i unminimixe EVE
XxPsykosisxX > unminimize*
Dryr Lint > oh hey, I'm not hallucinating it really is there
XxPsykosisxX > yeah lol
Dryr Lint > I'm still crazy I tell you! CRAZY!
Dryr Lint > sometimes I'll see a neutral ship icon on screen when I alt tab out of eve
Dryr Lint > I think there are pirate rifters haunting me
XxPsykosisxX > i get that when i unminimixe EVE
XxPsykosisxX > unminimize*
Dryr Lint > oh hey, I'm not hallucinating it really is there
XxPsykosisxX > yeah lol
Dryr Lint > I'm still crazy I tell you! CRAZY!
Ilcrowe > Stare at them hard enough, and these asteroids start to look like a fat girl's ass.
Ilcrowe > Have I been in space too long?
Stroganoff > D-:
Stroganoff > No need to haul the rest of this ore
Stroganoff > In fact, I think it's better if you stay down that end of the belt.
Ilcrowe > :-(
Ilcrowe > Have I been in space too long?
Stroganoff > D-:
Stroganoff > No need to haul the rest of this ore
Stroganoff > In fact, I think it's better if you stay down that end of the belt.
Ilcrowe > :-(
<Ap0k> DIE MIM
* Ap0k stabs mim
<|AFDT|mim> ohnoes
<|AFDT|mim> i have been thwarted by the mighty ap0k!
<Ap0k> shutup
<Ap0k> you're dead
<|AFDT|mim> my evil plans of cookies and marshmellows have been disrutped and shall never help me conqure 1.0 space!
<|AFDT|mim> the poor unlead carebears will never have chance to fall under my leadership and in a great revolution of flufflyness cast out the evil greifer from the world of eve!
<|AFDT|mim> oh woe unto thee, evil ap0k, woe!
* |AFDT|mim dies
<Ap0k> finally fs
* |AFDT|mim waits for his oscar
* Ap0k stabs mim
<|AFDT|mim> ohnoes
<|AFDT|mim> i have been thwarted by the mighty ap0k!
<Ap0k> shutup
<Ap0k> you're dead
<|AFDT|mim> my evil plans of cookies and marshmellows have been disrutped and shall never help me conqure 1.0 space!
<|AFDT|mim> the poor unlead carebears will never have chance to fall under my leadership and in a great revolution of flufflyness cast out the evil greifer from the world of eve!
<|AFDT|mim> oh woe unto thee, evil ap0k, woe!
* |AFDT|mim dies
<Ap0k> finally fs
* |AFDT|mim waits for his oscar
Jita local always makes me smile
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition
Elminsters Hat > cause being called master is hawt!
DANGEROUS > LMFAO -
hired goon > should lead an op with meryth in it,
and get her to call you master
hired goon > because with that accent
DANGEROUS > god dam
hired goon > i'd cream on the spot
Elminsters Hat > insta squirt
DANGEROUS > pass that tissue paper
DANGEROUS > LMFAO -
hired goon > should lead an op with meryth in it,
and get her to call you master
hired goon > because with that accent
DANGEROUS > god dam
hired goon > i'd cream on the spot
Elminsters Hat > insta squirt
DANGEROUS > pass that tissue paper