Wladomir_jed: you know how to transform your washingmachine to a snowblower(?) really quick and cheap?
Molle: im not really syure i want to know.....
Wladomir_jed: give your wife a shovel
Molle: not married :P
Molle: im not really syure i want to know.....
Wladomir_jed: give your wife a shovel
Molle: not married :P
Kravick Drasari > How do you get her to sit still long enough to slap her in the face with your cock?
Resdayn > mirial wont let me work for ko azor so i work for lvl 2 sarum=P
Ethidium Bromide > rofl
Ethidium Bromide > you have to ask mirial about agents?
Resdayn > yes=)
Resdayn > she is a dominix at times
Ethidium Bromide > hehe
Resdayn > started yelling at me when i said i was going to transport for kor azor=p
Manfred Doomhammer > hmm.. now i wouldnt call calling someone a domininx anything close of a compliment, to formulate it politely :p
Manfred Doomhammer > especially if youre talking about a lady :p
Resdayn > =)
Manfred Doomhammer > cause, say what you want, the dominix is a dig fat ugly heap of dogpoop
Manfred Doomhammer > big*
Resdayn > well i was thinking more of the sexual term dominix rather than the ship
Manfred Doomhammer > o wont like to have sex with that ship either ... going to hurt......:p
Manfred Doomhammer > hmm
* Manfred Doomhammer slaps himself
Manfred Doomhammer > we should stop turning this channel into a clone of jericho fractions corp channel
* Manfred Doomhammer grins
Ethidium Bromide > rofl
Ethidium Bromide > you have to ask mirial about agents?
Resdayn > yes=)
Resdayn > she is a dominix at times
Ethidium Bromide > hehe
Resdayn > started yelling at me when i said i was going to transport for kor azor=p
Manfred Doomhammer > hmm.. now i wouldnt call calling someone a domininx anything close of a compliment, to formulate it politely :p
Manfred Doomhammer > especially if youre talking about a lady :p
Resdayn > =)
Manfred Doomhammer > cause, say what you want, the dominix is a dig fat ugly heap of dogpoop
Manfred Doomhammer > big*
Resdayn > well i was thinking more of the sexual term dominix rather than the ship
Manfred Doomhammer > o wont like to have sex with that ship either ... going to hurt......:p
Manfred Doomhammer > hmm
* Manfred Doomhammer slaps himself
Manfred Doomhammer > we should stop turning this channel into a clone of jericho fractions corp channel
* Manfred Doomhammer grins
<+cougem> i ordered my soundcard
<+cougem> im very excited
<+cougem> i got http://www.overclock3d.net/reviews.php?/audio/asus_xonar_dx_7_1_pci-e_sound_card/7
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<DK|Nineball> does anyone know of a good sound card to buy
<DK|Nineball> my asus XOnar just went out
<+cougem> im very excited
<+cougem> i got http://www.overclock3d.net/reviews.php?/audio/asus_xonar_dx_7_1_pci-e_sound_card/7
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<DK|Nineball> does anyone know of a good sound card to buy
<DK|Nineball> my asus XOnar just went out
Slan Evengod > Lol yeah, I usually consider anytime just after I wake up morning xD
Rhea Fang > What's a 'morning'?
Lychaon Blacksummers > that horrible period between passing out and getting drunk again
Rhea Fang > Clearly you have yet to discover the fine art of a 'rum IV drip"
Slan Evengod > xD
Rhea Fang > Thereby ensuring that the state of drunkenness never ends
Rhea Fang > As nature intended
Rhea Fang > What's a 'morning'?
Lychaon Blacksummers > that horrible period between passing out and getting drunk again
Rhea Fang > Clearly you have yet to discover the fine art of a 'rum IV drip"
Slan Evengod > xD
Rhea Fang > Thereby ensuring that the state of drunkenness never ends
Rhea Fang > As nature intended
Lupi Langly > 2006.09.01 02:12:22 combat Pure Cream perfectly strikes Lactos Intollerance, wrecking Guts for half the day.
Viktor True > /emote laughs
Viktor True > You know, if you use a Lactase Enzyme Hardener, you'll greatly lessen the effect
Viktor True > /emote laughs
Viktor True > You know, if you use a Lactase Enzyme Hardener, you'll greatly lessen the effect
redheadKali > sadly my typing improves when drinking, its just what I am saying that doesn't
DarkPhate Endovari > lol
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege
Talaris EveningStar > Might be better off getting a Drake for now...
Davion Vrynn > YOu can borrow my Scorpion... But you have to pay me if you lose it
Talaris EveningStar > What would I do with a Scorpion Dav?
Davion Vrynn > Probably explode
Davion Vrynn > YOu can borrow my Scorpion... But you have to pay me if you lose it
Talaris EveningStar > What would I do with a Scorpion Dav?
Davion Vrynn > Probably explode
Ryan Brabovski > out of shampoo
Ryan Brabovski > had to use wife's
Ryan Brabovski > wife's is volumizing
Ryan Brabovski > results unfavorable
Rhodin Lazarith > rofl
Rhodin Lazarith > do you have pretty fluffy curls now?
Ryan Brabovski > and smell like some sort of tropical fruit
Ryan Brabovski > had to use wife's
Ryan Brabovski > wife's is volumizing
Ryan Brabovski > results unfavorable
Rhodin Lazarith > rofl
Rhodin Lazarith > do you have pretty fluffy curls now?
Ryan Brabovski > and smell like some sort of tropical fruit