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GM Spiral waves a magic want
GM Spiral > err, wand
ApophisXP > lol
JimBob666 > lol
Shreyaz > lmao
Saffronia > lol

Qwerty Poiu > is there a glitch in the matrix? the last three times I've jumped I've found myself 100km away from the gate o_O
MrGod2U > yer just bad at jumping
MrGod2U > train jumping to 4 or 5
MrGod2U > helps a lot
Qwerty Poiu > will do
Qwerty Poiu > WTB: jump implant
Spilly420 > get a auto pilot bot

#13652 + ( 5 ) -inappropriate?

Forago > you know Getix, if we go to fanfest next year, i will have lloll let me into his house when you are sleeping, scream "hotdrop oclock" to you and have a bunch of guys jump on you
TJ Arbosa > I wonder if these guys will be interesten in exploring getix's... "wormhole"... giggedy
Kentril Ul-Diomed > cov-cyno in your bathroom, you won't even notice it until it's to late

#2570 + ( 19 ) -inappropriate?

Trey Azagthoth > and now for my next trick
Trey Azagthoth > I shall pull a rabbit out of this empty hat!
Trey Azagthoth > ala kazaam
Trey Azagthoth > ala kazoo
Itachi XIII > whats a rabbit doing under that table?
Ellisa Annasan > dont say rabbit in here
Trey Azagthoth > quiet mortal
Itachi XIII > why is there a hole in the hat?
Trey Azagthoth > eh Elli?
Ellisa Annasan > lol nm....
Trey Azagthoth > you see nothing Itachi!
Itachi XIII > i see all!
Trey Azagthoth > sleep SLEEP
Itachi XIII > zzzZZzzZZz
Trey Azagthoth > and now
Trey Azagthoth > my next trick
Trey Azagthoth > I shall make good Itachi disappear!
Trey Azagthoth > ala kazaam
Trey Azagthoth > ala kazoo!
EVE System > Itachi XIII was kicked from the channel by Trey Azagthoth., Effective until 2006.01.03 16:52:54.

#5190 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

Blyzz > i can get ships into pos ship array, as long as they smaller thatn 500001 m³
Blyzz > (with stuff in their hold)
Brentsowski > will my titan fit?
Blyzz > scoop it then transfer it to pos hangar from yours
Blyzz > maybe up bash's ass yes...
Scargill > i know how to do that blyzz
Blyzz > fit a titan up bash's ass?
Scargill > was confused as to where all my fuel had gone
Scargill > go up behind him and hit warp

#2593 + ( 15 ) -inappropriate?

Kronic Offender > According to CCP math, spawns are set up like this: Spawn Time = random number X the number of revolutions of a gerbil wheel driven by a crazed gerbil on steroids and coffee / number of people attempting to log on during downtime

#12080 + ( 3 ) -inappropriate?

Nikita Haley > nothing crushes a newbie tackler's dreams like a hurricane

#10923 + ( 1 ) -inappropriate?

Zendane > Dear lord, I have one of my best miners on a choke chain because he wants to take a T3 ship and annihilate whatever he can :)

#786 + ( 4 ) -inappropriate?

<&t20> minmatar still must invent fire

#12156 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

Lucas Sator > i want to attack one of the patrol ships just to see how fast they would vaporize me
Or'Ipahs > lalz
Lucas Sator > im taking bets on how long my noob ass will last
Ghost Serina > as long as everyone else
Ghost Serina > concord = jam, sensor damp, scram, insta-pop
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > always in that order?
Ghost Serina > no
Ghost Serina > at once
Or'Ipahs > any order - always facerape
Ghost Serina > exactly
Ghost Serina > they show up and you're done
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > facerape
Or'Ipahs > :P
Ghost Serina > and not a nice facerape either, it's like a brutal skullfucking
Or'Ipahs > roflz
Lucas Sator > i get the point
Lucas Sator > lol
Or'Ipahs > hehe
Ghost Serina > they gouge out your eyes and fuck your eyesocket once and your head implodes
Lucas Sator > even my clone will be all retarded
Lucas Sator > from the skull fucking i took
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Or'Ipahs > rofl
Lucas Sator > brutal death metal playing in backround

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