Nordstern3 > getting a blow job while killing Shrike's titan in a Hel would be the most epic win possible
Herzog Wolfhammer > See what happens when we ignore too many stress test calls? They call a live event
Soljr > i am coming 2 kill u.
Meridie > Killing? :(
Meridie > I don't know if I should call a doctor or my mom
Soljr > Call your dry cleaner
Meridie > Killing? :(
Meridie > I don't know if I should call a doctor or my mom
Soljr > Call your dry cleaner
Alaria Tinburin > Reset VII coolest station ever
Alaria Tinburin > CAUSE IT FUCKING SPINS
Subuotah > bah! Outdated windmill from the middle ages :p
Vorthos > if you try to siege it, can I call you Don Quixote?
Herschel Yamamoto > doubly so in a naglfar - it's always tilting
Alaria Tinburin > CAUSE IT FUCKING SPINS
Subuotah > bah! Outdated windmill from the middle ages :p
Vorthos > if you try to siege it, can I call you Don Quixote?
Herschel Yamamoto > doubly so in a naglfar - it's always tilting
Deva Blackfire > managed to escape :/
Deva Blackfire > rest too... but well... outblobbing enemies with heavy ships sucks :/
Deva Blackfire > also now i know why any wannabe PvPer noob joins them
Deva Blackfire > they get to fly cheap HACs etc
Deva Blackfire > i saw more faction ships in that blob than in my whole eve life
Deva Blackfire > 4x machariel, bhaal, vindicator, firetail, comet, 2x daredevil, succubus and prolly plenty more which names i forgot
Hellspawn01 > sounds like they plundered my hangar
Deva Blackfire > rest too... but well... outblobbing enemies with heavy ships sucks :/
Deva Blackfire > also now i know why any wannabe PvPer noob joins them
Deva Blackfire > they get to fly cheap HACs etc
Deva Blackfire > i saw more faction ships in that blob than in my whole eve life
Deva Blackfire > 4x machariel, bhaal, vindicator, firetail, comet, 2x daredevil, succubus and prolly plenty more which names i forgot
Hellspawn01 > sounds like they plundered my hangar
Kehmor > i traded my skateboard for a hooker i never use
Karn Sadi > Wonder if they still force nobel price winners to give out semen samples :s
Atandros > what?
Atandros > what?
tekscru > PL developing a sense of superiority over goons, it’s like a muscled slightly less retarded retard pushing around a full retard to impress the hot retard girl.
tekscru > You all play internet spaceships dewds
tekscru > You all play internet spaceships dewds
MsBio II > What does a g-spot, a birthday, and a toilet bowl all have in common?
Wiawyr Hunta > that was how you were conceived?
MsBio II > Men usually miss all 3
Wiawyr Hunta > that was how you were conceived?
MsBio II > Men usually miss all 3
sereta > let's roleplay, i'll be the husband and you can be the wife
sereta > make me a samich!
Oriy > can i be the man on the side that the wife is having an affair with?
sereta > have you started the raid yet manny?
Wierd Beard > Blah blah blah. You don't make enough money. Brad my old boyfriend is a doctor
Oriy > im brad and were fucking
Wierd Beard > Oh you want a threesome? Let's call Brad
Oriy > yes yes im here yes?
Oriy > lol
sereta > shut up, what in the hell are you doing out of the kitchen anyways?
Wierd Beard > So, my girlfriends bought me this strap on. You like the internet right?
Skoda Zek > nooooooooo... no strap ons.. no no no no no
Skoda Zek > ky jelly ok, dildos and strap ons noooooooooo
Wierd Beard > Kitchen? Thats a four letter word in my family. You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that I am!
Wierd Beard > WAAAAH! I'm calling mother!
sereta > do you prefer them to vibrate then skoda?
Wierd Beard > Brad is taking me out to dinner. If you don't like it, lump it. :P
Skoda Zek > Saving that quote wb "Weird Beard > You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that i am!" your never going to live that one down
Wierd Beard > We're "just friends"
sereta > it's ok, i'm porkin your sister
Wierd Beard > oh god...OMGRAWR here I come
sereta > and your mother......
sereta > and your grandmother.....
sereta > and your 2 gay uncles
sereta > make me a samich!
Oriy > can i be the man on the side that the wife is having an affair with?
sereta > have you started the raid yet manny?
Wierd Beard > Blah blah blah. You don't make enough money. Brad my old boyfriend is a doctor
Oriy > im brad and were fucking
Wierd Beard > Oh you want a threesome? Let's call Brad
Oriy > yes yes im here yes?
Oriy > lol
sereta > shut up, what in the hell are you doing out of the kitchen anyways?
Wierd Beard > So, my girlfriends bought me this strap on. You like the internet right?
Skoda Zek > nooooooooo... no strap ons.. no no no no no
Skoda Zek > ky jelly ok, dildos and strap ons noooooooooo
Wierd Beard > Kitchen? Thats a four letter word in my family. You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that I am!
Wierd Beard > WAAAAH! I'm calling mother!
sereta > do you prefer them to vibrate then skoda?
Wierd Beard > Brad is taking me out to dinner. If you don't like it, lump it. :P
Skoda Zek > Saving that quote wb "Weird Beard > You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that i am!" your never going to live that one down
Wierd Beard > We're "just friends"
sereta > it's ok, i'm porkin your sister
Wierd Beard > oh god...OMGRAWR here I come
sereta > and your mother......
sereta > and your grandmother.....
sereta > and your 2 gay uncles