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<DJ_Xyliana> bah feel like a truck hit me today
<MrBlades> Was it a sexy truck?
* TaxiGirl shakes her head
<MrBlades> Wasnt me then
<MrBlades> For I am a sexy truck of love
<MrBlades> Vroom vroom
<DJ_Xyliana> oh my

#13229 + ( 16 ) -inappropriate?

Captain S04p > can i meet up with you guys roaming easily?
Rengas > probably
Captain S04p > what do you want me in?
Ecaterina Andronescu > red lingerie
Ecaterina Andronescu > thongs mandatory

#8763 + ( 19 ) -inappropriate?

Aarknoid > BoB on the rampage again?
Captain Flowers > Like fan girls at a cosplay convention.

#6281 + ( 18 ) -inappropriate?

Kronic Offender > eep, my toe feels like it's on fire
Kronic Offender > stoopid toe!
Kronic Offender > crud, warped scrammed and webbed
Par'Gellen > your toe?
Kronic Offender > yeah - no - my ship - I'm confused
Kronic Offender > ship
Kronic Offender > toe and ship are ok now

#2866 + ( 12 ) -inappropriate?

Bared OC: Well, what do you want me to do then, Boss?
Duke Droklar OC: Try not to get killed.
Bared OC: You know me duke!
Duke Droklar OC: Yeah, try not to get killed.

#13390 + ( 4 ) -inappropriate?

TY TYVerymuch >
Giuseppe Ottaviani > gday
TY TYVerymuch > hello
Giuseppe Ottaviani > how may i help
TY TYVerymuch > sorry
TY TYVerymuch > wrong number

#13026 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

Noir Khan > why are there t2 mining drones in my hold?
Nerphez > do you really want to know?
Noir Khan > yes, and no.
Blutreiter > T FUCKING 2 MINING DRONES IN DA ZEALOT?
Noir Khan > yea
Blutreiter > REMIND ME TO STRANGLE SOMEONE WITH HIS SPERM DUCTS
Blutreiter > JESUS
Midnight 5torm > nice caps
Blutreiter > MINING
Blutreiter > DRONES
Blutreiter > *wheeze*
Blutreiter > ZEALOT?!

#7579 + ( 3 ) -inappropriate?

1 hr before Trinity comes out:

Iatnuolas > YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
Iatnuolas > I CANT CLONE JUMP FOR 1 HOUR AND 20 MINS
Lou Cypher > pwn3d
latnuolas > WHY!!!
Iatnuolas > oh thats nice
Iatnuolas > of them
Lou Cypher > lol

#9744 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

Polo Ex > polo needs a pillow, not a damn willow, off to bed, or hes gunna be dead, whilst polo sleeps, the rokh leaps, polo wakes up in a couple of hours, to found out that the rokh is devoured, and polo crys, whilst everyone else gives high fives

#6418 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

Body Count > Hmm, outbreak in hed-gp. i guess now is not the time to move my alt with hauler full of loot. :(
siliconix > :/
tomw > yes it is
heavyg > sure bring it thtough :D
heavyg > through*
thatguy > sure it is .... tea and crumpets for all
Body Count > Nah that Siliconix and Silvitni guys look a little piratey to me, I think i'll pass.
heavyg > loves a bit of crumpet :)
Silvitni > oi, im not a pirate, just a supprise pvp´er.....

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