<eskalin> molle wtf is a ladettes?
<Theo> a male version of the bidet
<wizzard66> lol
<wizzard66> when i went to a good hotel with my wife, she saw a bidet for the first time. before i knew it she was washing her feet into one
<wizzard66> then i explained wat it was
<wizzard66> she spend like 20 minutes on it
<abs> hahaha
<Throdax> lmao
<wizzard66> and i had to leave the room :-(
<Theo> a male version of the bidet
<wizzard66> lol
<wizzard66> when i went to a good hotel with my wife, she saw a bidet for the first time. before i knew it she was washing her feet into one
<wizzard66> then i explained wat it was
<wizzard66> she spend like 20 minutes on it
<abs> hahaha
<Throdax> lmao
<wizzard66> and i had to leave the room :-(
Kenten Roderick > Name a price and I'll yell highway robbery and then accept it anyway.
Corren'Thallion deLorian > I'm not weird... I'M DRUNK!
pushbyte ii > how do i shot web?
Disillusive > With spiderman glove
Disillusive > With spiderman glove
Cptn Bagel > Strategic Fighters Association - c̶a̶n̶n̶o̶n̶ ̶f̶o̶d̶d̶e̶r̶ Pilots wanted
SpiderPig > *sigh* Doc's such a fscking moron
SpiderPig > We've spent all week repairing his sec status and then he goes and blows it cause hes a fucking killmail whore
SpiderPig > We've spent all week repairing his sec status and then he goes and blows it cause hes a fucking killmail whore
Bonza B > Hey, I'm not getting into the 'I've got got more isk than you but a really small cock'
lee boots > who cares how small my cock is aslong as i have lots of isk : )
lee boots > who cares how small my cock is aslong as i have lots of isk : )
Trankill >
_______________________
| POUR VIVRE |
| un ou deu miyar |
| isk |
| Sivouplé |
|______________________|
Trankill >
_______________________
| For Living |
| one or two billion |
| isk |
| please |
|_______________________|
Marduke MekLodar > Well thats a new way of begging.
DarkArc > I wouldn't mind another billion or two isk...?
DarkArc > haha
Jacobian > lol thats pretty clever
Jarrod0987 > if he sais 1 mil he oroly would have got the bil lol
Marduke MekLodar > Sorry, I gave all my small change to to previious guy at the traffic light
Trankill > raaaaaaaah damn traffic light guy
Michael Snark > lol
Zero Fate > and i appreciate it
_______________________
| POUR VIVRE |
| un ou deu miyar |
| isk |
| Sivouplé |
|______________________|
Trankill >
_______________________
| For Living |
| one or two billion |
| isk |
| please |
|_______________________|
Marduke MekLodar > Well thats a new way of begging.
DarkArc > I wouldn't mind another billion or two isk...?
DarkArc > haha
Jacobian > lol thats pretty clever
Jarrod0987 > if he sais 1 mil he oroly would have got the bil lol
Marduke MekLodar > Sorry, I gave all my small change to to previious guy at the traffic light
Trankill > raaaaaaaah damn traffic light guy
Michael Snark > lol
Zero Fate > and i appreciate it
*Theo Samaritan knocks on the door
Theo Samaritan > Would you like to come to lowsec? Come on rookies come and play. I don't gank you anymore, come on to 0.4, we can clear your waaaaaaaay!
Theo Samaritan > Would you like to come to lowsec? Come on rookies come and play. I don't gank you anymore, come on to 0.4, we can clear your waaaaaaaay!
Verone > jesus, i hate those POS. New ishtar description
Verone > "While not endowed with as much pure firepower as other ships of its category, the Ishtar is more than able to die horribly by virtue of its tremendous uselessness at tanking and its unique inability to effectively utilise it's slots."
Verone > Touted as "the Ishkur's retarded brother," the Ishtar design is the worst CreoDron have ever done when creating a completely dedicated drone carrier.
Verone > At various stages in the failure of its development process, plans were made to strengthen the vessel in other areas, but ultimately CreoDron engineers took a day off during the blueprint finalization and left the design to a pack of half drugged incomeptent morons from Lai Dai.
weedmasta > hehe
R31D > Ishtar is so cool until you spend 120m on it and try and fit a decent setup
Verone > Gallente Cruiser Skill Bonus: 5% bonus to Fail and 10% bonus to opponent lollercoaster and humility per skill level.
TamiyaCowboy > i have those skills :)
Cetshwayo > do not mock teh nanoishtar!
Verone > Heavy Assault Ship Skill Bonus: +5 km bonus to retard retainment field and +5000% extra "Wish I'd Bought an Eos" per level.
Verone > Piece of shit.
Verone > "While not endowed with as much pure firepower as other ships of its category, the Ishtar is more than able to die horribly by virtue of its tremendous uselessness at tanking and its unique inability to effectively utilise it's slots."
Verone > Touted as "the Ishkur's retarded brother," the Ishtar design is the worst CreoDron have ever done when creating a completely dedicated drone carrier.
Verone > At various stages in the failure of its development process, plans were made to strengthen the vessel in other areas, but ultimately CreoDron engineers took a day off during the blueprint finalization and left the design to a pack of half drugged incomeptent morons from Lai Dai.
weedmasta > hehe
R31D > Ishtar is so cool until you spend 120m on it and try and fit a decent setup
Verone > Gallente Cruiser Skill Bonus: 5% bonus to Fail and 10% bonus to opponent lollercoaster and humility per skill level.
TamiyaCowboy > i have those skills :)
Cetshwayo > do not mock teh nanoishtar!
Verone > Heavy Assault Ship Skill Bonus: +5 km bonus to retard retainment field and +5000% extra "Wish I'd Bought an Eos" per level.
Verone > Piece of shit.