Arrgs > So, I had the most fucked up dream ever last night
Arrgs > I was screwing this chick from work ok
Arrgs > And when it was time to blow
Arrgs > I couldn't pull out
Arrgs > and I was shooting like ALOT
Arrgs > anyways, she was like "oooh it feels so good all that warm cum"
Arrgs > And then that line just repeated
Arrgs > and I realized she has 3 kids
Arrgs > and was like FUCK IM GONNA BE A DAD
Arrgs > Then I woke up
Itachi XIII > wow, a wet nightmare
Itachi XIII > theres something u dont see every day :p
Arrgs > I was screwing this chick from work ok
Arrgs > And when it was time to blow
Arrgs > I couldn't pull out
Arrgs > and I was shooting like ALOT
Arrgs > anyways, she was like "oooh it feels so good all that warm cum"
Arrgs > And then that line just repeated
Arrgs > and I realized she has 3 kids
Arrgs > and was like FUCK IM GONNA BE A DAD
Arrgs > Then I woke up
Itachi XIII > wow, a wet nightmare
Itachi XIII > theres something u dont see every day :p
marley rockwell > lol goddamnineed to domore damage
marley rockwell > andfixmy spacebar
marley rockwell > andfixmy spacebar
Wailee Arcada > dont talk caldari to me.....cheating dmg changing mofos
Pelorn > suck it
Pelorn > :P
Wailee Arcada > :@....drakes cant tank for shit though
Pelorn > LOLOLOLOL
Saisieni Uaaka > ?
Saisieni Uaaka > did he just say Drakes cant tank?
Wailee Arcada > compared to harby
Pelorn > oh I almost died of laughter
Saisieni Uaaka > um....
Pelorn > somebody put that in their bio
Wailee Arcada > :P
Saisieni Uaaka > stop going to the site where your getting your intel bro
Wailee Arcada > leme do that...hold on.....
Pelorn > suck it
Pelorn > :P
Wailee Arcada > :@....drakes cant tank for shit though
Pelorn > LOLOLOLOL
Saisieni Uaaka > ?
Saisieni Uaaka > did he just say Drakes cant tank?
Wailee Arcada > compared to harby
Pelorn > oh I almost died of laughter
Saisieni Uaaka > um....
Pelorn > somebody put that in their bio
Wailee Arcada > :P
Saisieni Uaaka > stop going to the site where your getting your intel bro
Wailee Arcada > leme do that...hold on.....
iCerberus> http://www.sb.no/nyheter/domt-to-ganger-for-flyonani-1.5358737
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
Andros vonBek > sorry az, still killing french froglets
Andros vonBek > *friglets, but I suppose froglets works too
Azia Burgi > roflmao
Andros vonBek > *friglets, but I suppose froglets works too
Azia Burgi > roflmao
<ifni> i used to havbe the autoopen option enabled
<ifni> so like id be surfing and a window would randomly popup of gay sex
<ifni> with my mother int eh room
<ArachV0id> ahaha
<HellGremlin> Hahahaha.
<ifni> and id belike "gdi HellGremlin"
<ArachV0id> genius.
<ifni> so like id be surfing and a window would randomly popup of gay sex
<ifni> with my mother int eh room
<ArachV0id> ahaha
<HellGremlin> Hahahaha.
<ifni> and id belike "gdi HellGremlin"
<ArachV0id> genius.
Gilligan Zaftig > i love the temprate planets
Gilligan Zaftig > theres actually a second layer of just clouds that move around
Essanna > cool
Gilligan Zaftig > its just bad cuz what looks like a huricane is over my factories...
Essanna > yeah, but it's the future. i'm sure industrial production isn't slowed by severe weather patterns
Otto Schultzky > by factories you mean WEATHER DOMINTATOR!!!
Gilligan Zaftig > theres actually a second layer of just clouds that move around
Essanna > cool
Gilligan Zaftig > its just bad cuz what looks like a huricane is over my factories...
Essanna > yeah, but it's the future. i'm sure industrial production isn't slowed by severe weather patterns
Otto Schultzky > by factories you mean WEATHER DOMINTATOR!!!
prote evans > hi i need a bit of help m8
Kyle Caldrel > A/S/L
prote evans > 17/m/uk
prote evans > u???
Kyle Caldrel > Agent/System/Level
Kyle Caldrel > A/S/L
prote evans > 17/m/uk
prote evans > u???
Kyle Caldrel > Agent/System/Level
Pagen Yah > You freaking cloaked from a hauler?
Pagen Yah > How big of a pussy are you?
Pooterhead > a REALLY big one
Pagen Yah > How big of a pussy are you?
Pooterhead > a REALLY big one
Conrad Wolffe > toilet too
DeadDuck > omg have you guys eaten beans ?
Snusmumriken Shamploo > dont make shit in pants in such small fight :p
DeadDuck > I can see the news .tomorrow.. "CVA gang caught with the pants down"
DeadDuck > omg have you guys eaten beans ?
Snusmumriken Shamploo > dont make shit in pants in such small fight :p
DeadDuck > I can see the news .tomorrow.. "CVA gang caught with the pants down"