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maladar blackbeard > there sleepers right? cant you just fly past them while there asleep and nick their loot?
Pimp Cane > hmm.. should probably cut down on the boooze intake
Tai Paktu > no wai
Pimp Cane > or not. times never wasted when youre wasted all the time amirite
Marakesha > my ex has a tatoo on her ass...says "ENTRANCE only" :P
Azia Burgi > i think its hillarious when i turn up at male friends houses and their parents are shocked to see a girl
Azia Burgi > his mum was fussing around
Devlin Fox > lol
Azia Burgi > its "OMFG! he <i>knows</i> an irl girl!!!!"
Ieya > lol
Devlin Fox > LOL
Ieya > my mum would be similarly shocked
Devlin Fox > I doubbt the parents actually spelt out "OMFG!" vocally. :P
Azia Burgi > heh
Azia Burgi > probably not but i can see the statement rolling about in their heads
Devlin Fox > hehe :)
Devlin Fox > /emote ponders how to pronounce "OMFG": "ohmifeg.
<wizzard66> i asked my teenage daughters if i should get a justin bieber haircut. Two responses followed. First from my thirteen years old precious "With what hair??" The second from my fifteen year old sweetheart "Is it posible to divorce from your own parents" ?
Canine Fiend > bloody hell
Canine Fiend > a GM unstuck me from the BZ station and moved my typhoon with me over to VNGJ
FraXy > ouch
Stealthbite > wow you let a GM see you in a typhoon?
Col OatmealMan > MY DOG IS EATING MY CHAIR WHEEL
Verone > evening
Millio C > hello
Verone > how can i help you?
Millio C > that was a little harsh and pointless
Verone > what was?
Millio C > any good reason?
Millio C > you just killed my ship
Verone > I did?
Millio C > yeah
Verone > the badger?
Millio C > dont you pay attention to who you kill?
Verone > yeah
Millio C > explanation?
Verone > just didn't recognsie your name i haven't looked at the killmail yet
Millio C > so you're another brainless idiot?
Verone > Yeah, when you put it like that I guess so
Verone > i saw a turret on your ship, and the fact that you were shield tanking, and thought you might be carrying something of value
Millio C > nothing
Verone > so, like a kinder egg... I cracked you open to see if there was anything interesting in side
Millio C > it's a badger - not exactly posing you any harm
Verone > was hoping for a mini rubber duck tbh, my friend rho has always wanted one
Verone > but alas, t'was not to be
Millio C > we'll you are on the list now
Verone > the list?
Millio C > I'll crack you open very soon and probably kill your contents
Verone > lol
Verone > i love you man
Millio C > you're shit
Verone > i just spat coffee everywhere
Verone > don't worry about it, it was empty you lost like, 800k
Millio C > I hope your children grow festering sores and you die of nasty diseases
Verone > i don't have any kids
Verone > but i'll bear in mind to take them for their jabs when i do have some
Verone > :S
Millio C > it's a good ship needlessly distroyed
Verone > not really
Verone > you might have had a good cargo
Verone > the only way to find out is to split you open
Verone > so do you have anything else you'd care to add?
Millio C > I'll be back for you
Verone > would you like to abuse my family some more?
Millio C > screw you
Verone > =(
Verone > well it's been wonderful talking to you, and hearing your idle threats, as i've heard a thousand times before, but since you've ran out of steam, and can't think of any more abuse, i'm going to leave it at that.
Verone > fly safe, if you'd care to make an appointment to come and kill me, don't hesitate to eve-mail me at your discression.
Mr Teu > shit sorry about the bump verx
Mr Teu > was aiming for crash
Verx Interis > no prob
Mr Teu > havent rammed him enough today
Mr Teu > but then again im not his boyfriend
Mr Teu > and im into chicks
* Tareen wants to fly fleets of bestowers filled with explosives into enemy headquarters
<Karnage> *must not make sexual innuendo*
<Ulviirala> aw come on karni, let me fly my bestower in your headquartes and shoot my explosives :D
<Karnage> DO NOT WANT!
<Tareen> you prefer me to fly my geddon into your... docking bay?
<Tareen> and explode there?
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