<@CmdrRat> A friend at work told me she was pregnant
<@CmdrRat> and I wanted to tell her about the titan
<@Talon`dor|Work> "Yeah we've been pregnant too so I know the feeling... been 9 months mining, killing shit, hauling shit but it'll all be worth it at the birth" :-P
<@Talon`dor|Work> I think you'd have got killed CmdrRat
<@CmdrRat> and I wanted to tell her about the titan
<@Talon`dor|Work> "Yeah we've been pregnant too so I know the feeling... been 9 months mining, killing shit, hauling shit but it'll all be worth it at the birth" :-P
<@Talon`dor|Work> I think you'd have got killed CmdrRat
(+[BH]Darkage) a Gallantean a Amarrian and a Minmatarrian are camping a gate, while they wait for a pirate they get out their packed lunches from their wives.
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
Ned Hamford > I love eve, economic simulation, pew pew, and emotional support all for 15 dollars a month
<RangerXT> china can never take away my twin sister incest porn
<RangerXT> and thats all that matters
<DigitalCommunist> how would they take away Alabama?
<RangerXT> and thats all that matters
<DigitalCommunist> how would they take away Alabama?
Edoo > I HAVE BEEN FUCKING TRYING TO KILL THE SAME RAT FOR 20 MINS IN A FUCKING MAX DAMAGE DEIMOS
Edoo > because the fucking rats JAM me and the shield recharges its fucking retarded
skilzrulz > dude
skilzrulz > npcing is gay
skilzrulz > when i said that
skilzrulz > my GAYdAR went off
Edoo > ARGHHHH AGAIN
skilzrulz > ya
Edoo > because the fucking rats JAM me and the shield recharges its fucking retarded
skilzrulz > dude
skilzrulz > npcing is gay
skilzrulz > when i said that
skilzrulz > my GAYdAR went off
Edoo > ARGHHHH AGAIN
skilzrulz > ya
Timmyu > WTF faction standard launchers, x-type armor hardeners, republic fleet gyro/nanos! PM ME
helios aplha > WTF? lol
helios aplha > you want to F*ck those things lol
Mellissa > think he needs some lubricant too
helios aplha > lol
helios aplha > WTF? lol
helios aplha > you want to F*ck those things lol
Mellissa > think he needs some lubricant too
helios aplha > lol
TSX01 > so overall, its beneficailly to mimator yes?
Draxess > yes thats it
onovono > who are mimator? new race?
Mackenzie Macabre > it's a cross between minmatar and minotaurs
onovono > OOOO
onovono > i like
Mackenzie Macabre > horns are mandatory
Mackenzie Macabre > /emote moos
onovono > dinosaur-shaped ships
Draxess > fantasy?!?!?
Draxess > really? dude..
onovono > the dude abides
Draxess > yes thats it
onovono > who are mimator? new race?
Mackenzie Macabre > it's a cross between minmatar and minotaurs
onovono > OOOO
onovono > i like
Mackenzie Macabre > horns are mandatory
Mackenzie Macabre > /emote moos
onovono > dinosaur-shaped ships
Draxess > fantasy?!?!?
Draxess > really? dude..
onovono > the dude abides
Senjo Ling > women are like donuts
Senjo Ling > they can be creme filled, or with a layer of glaze
Senjo Ling > they can be creme filled, or with a layer of glaze
Audrea > on the station as in camping it?
Jagaroth > yes. they have a little tent and a fire
Jagaroth > roasting marshmallows
Jagaroth > yes. they have a little tent and a fire
Jagaroth > roasting marshmallows
Finnsech Vaynne > OMFG, this jerk agent just gave me garbage as a bonus.........
Inara Delrae > lol
Inara Delrae > i love that
Inara Delrae > i have 13k units of it
Inara Delrae > you can sell it to the quafe company for a decent amount
Inara Delrae > a drink company buying garbage
Finnsech Vaynne > that's like KFC buying cats
Inara Delrae > lol
Inara Delrae > i love that
Inara Delrae > i have 13k units of it
Inara Delrae > you can sell it to the quafe company for a decent amount
Inara Delrae > a drink company buying garbage
Finnsech Vaynne > that's like KFC buying cats