<@CmdraRat> soooooooooo
<@CmdraRat> I get home today, and I have 3 letters in the mail box
<@CmdraRat> first, I've been informed that my Credit limit has be raised on a Credit card
<@CmdraRat> o.
<@CmdraRat> then I open the other and it's a Credit card from my Bank with a higher limit still
<@CmdraRat> .o/
<@CmdraRat> so I'm like WTF?
<@CmdraRat> go me
<Un1CroN> lol
<Un1CroN> nice
<@CmdraRat> then I open the third letter, and it's the bill from the Credit card I used in iceland for Fanfest, with the highest bill I've ever recived
<Un1CroN> ROFL
<@CmdraRat> I get home today, and I have 3 letters in the mail box
<@CmdraRat> first, I've been informed that my Credit limit has be raised on a Credit card
<@CmdraRat> o.
<@CmdraRat> then I open the other and it's a Credit card from my Bank with a higher limit still
<@CmdraRat> .o/
<@CmdraRat> so I'm like WTF?
<@CmdraRat> go me
<Un1CroN> lol
<Un1CroN> nice
<@CmdraRat> then I open the third letter, and it's the bill from the Credit card I used in iceland for Fanfest, with the highest bill I've ever recived
<Un1CroN> ROFL
<RinnyWee> [GM]White is a kitten
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<Hellclan|Oraclegol1> lol
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<Hellclan|Oraclegol1> lol
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Karanth > rule number one, if you game with them, dont have sex with them ever
Izanami Rei > God I'm so sick and tired of listening to that damn vibration
Morwen Lagann > ... well
Morwen Lagann > put away the vibrator, duh
Morwen Lagann > use your fingers or something
Morwen Lagann > ... well
Morwen Lagann > put away the vibrator, duh
Morwen Lagann > use your fingers or something
Baltaer > I had a Sergeant yell that when we entered a house in Iraq, lol. "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!" Best part is, they understood it and thought it was funny lol
Brackman > cleric is just evil
Brackman > look at his portrait... you can see the fires of hell burning in his eyes
Samantha Clarke > you can see Google Earth if you look closely
Brackman > look at his portrait... you can see the fires of hell burning in his eyes
Samantha Clarke > you can see Google Earth if you look closely
Blackjackx > nearly got killed by the wife last night., funny story
Redroth Firewall > literally/
Redroth Firewall > ?*
Blackjackx > she comes in with the bank statement, ready to do some damage, telling me I have a gitl on the side etc, and then she says, who the fuck is this girl eve you keep giving money to each month.....
Blackjackx > girl*
Redroth Firewall > lol awsume
Redroth Firewall > go to computer load eve
Redroth Firewall > theres my wench on the side
Blackjackx > I just had to turn on the screen. I have the new scorpion as my background, and there in the corner is the eve logo
Redroth Firewall > thats one way too shut the wife up :P
Blackjackx > she just walked out, and said nothing more about it
Redroth Firewall > literally/
Redroth Firewall > ?*
Blackjackx > she comes in with the bank statement, ready to do some damage, telling me I have a gitl on the side etc, and then she says, who the fuck is this girl eve you keep giving money to each month.....
Blackjackx > girl*
Redroth Firewall > lol awsume
Redroth Firewall > go to computer load eve
Redroth Firewall > theres my wench on the side
Blackjackx > I just had to turn on the screen. I have the new scorpion as my background, and there in the corner is the eve logo
Redroth Firewall > thats one way too shut the wife up :P
Blackjackx > she just walked out, and said nothing more about it
Advent Eclipse > I'd love to kill my mother in law...
Advent Eclipse > Hm...Maybe it's plausible. There are chemicals that leave no trace on autopsy...
Lotso Arjar > $20,000 US, paypal, let me know when you're ready.
Advent Eclipse > Can do it myself for maybe $30 :p
Natalya Espanova > Or, here's a thought. Don't.
Advent Eclipse > Haha...Please...give me a better reason :p
Natalya Espanova > Your relationship with your wife might terminate?
Advent Eclipse > I said better reason.
Advent Eclipse > Hm...Maybe it's plausible. There are chemicals that leave no trace on autopsy...
Lotso Arjar > $20,000 US, paypal, let me know when you're ready.
Advent Eclipse > Can do it myself for maybe $30 :p
Natalya Espanova > Or, here's a thought. Don't.
Advent Eclipse > Haha...Please...give me a better reason :p
Natalya Espanova > Your relationship with your wife might terminate?
Advent Eclipse > I said better reason.
Brocknar Leetel > My kids were alone the whole weekend and they didn't steal my beer, i'm getting nervous about them....
Greymalkin Gillion > lol
Greymalkin Gillion > You should see a doctor about that
Brocknar Leetel > True
That's not healthy.... Unless they don't like beer (I don't)
Zatras > swed kids didnt steal beer wooooooow newer heard that happend
Brocknar Leetel > They do like beer, but they are so well mannered.
Brocknar Leetel > I have failed totally, my wife has won :-(
Greymalkin Gillion > lol
Greymalkin Gillion > You should see a doctor about that
Brocknar Leetel > True
That's not healthy.... Unless they don't like beer (I don't)
Zatras > swed kids didnt steal beer wooooooow newer heard that happend
Brocknar Leetel > They do like beer, but they are so well mannered.
Brocknar Leetel > I have failed totally, my wife has won :-(