BeanBagKing > When I was in the army they told me to go get the rape kit one time, boy was I embarassed when I realized what they ment after coming back with the duck tape and shovel....
Tyrial5989 > really need a good fight that isnt lagged out
Eagle Extravaganza > Didn't know you were a religious man, Tyrial.
Eagle Extravaganza > Cause that sounds an awful lot like a miracle you're asking for there.
Eagle Extravaganza > Didn't know you were a religious man, Tyrial.
Eagle Extravaganza > Cause that sounds an awful lot like a miracle you're asking for there.
Verone > 52/m/alcatraz, i weigh 400lbs and have a penitentiary issue shirt on with gravy and soy sauce on the front... wat u got on?
Naughtious > Iraq is apparently beautiful
Naughtious > I almost went there in 1991
Naughtious > hehe - I got done with a dope charge and had to redo my basic training after sitting 30 odd days in the cooler - in which time Gulf War I was over
Naughtious > sack that - them off road home made bombs can really .... fuck your shit up
Zo5o > so basically the dope charge may have saved your life?
Naughtious > prolly - lol
Zo5o > HEY KIDS: MARIJUANA SAVES LIVES
Zo5o > =D
Dirk Fallows > ROFL
Naughtious > ROFL
Naughtious > I almost went there in 1991
Naughtious > hehe - I got done with a dope charge and had to redo my basic training after sitting 30 odd days in the cooler - in which time Gulf War I was over
Naughtious > sack that - them off road home made bombs can really .... fuck your shit up
Zo5o > so basically the dope charge may have saved your life?
Naughtious > prolly - lol
Zo5o > HEY KIDS: MARIJUANA SAVES LIVES
Zo5o > =D
Dirk Fallows > ROFL
Naughtious > ROFL
Tef42 > 27/m/lonetrek looking for internet girlfriend
Andreus Ixiris > I swear, if that dog three doors down doesn't shut up I'm going to strangle it
Sahaquiel Faust > Barking, or howling?
Andreus Ixiris > Both, really.
Sahaquiel Faust > You could say it's driving you... barking mad?
Andreus Ixiris > I think I'm going to strangle you, too.
Sahaquiel Faust > I don't blame you.
Andreus Ixiris > So if you were me, you'd strangle you too?
Sahaquiel Faust > Yeah.
Andreus Ixiris > You know what, how about you cut out the middleman for us and strangle yourself?
Sahaquiel Faust > Pretty sure I'd pass out before I could finish the job.
Andreus Ixiris > So what you're saying is you're not only irritating, but incompetent as well?
Sahaquiel Faust > Barking, or howling?
Andreus Ixiris > Both, really.
Sahaquiel Faust > You could say it's driving you... barking mad?
Andreus Ixiris > I think I'm going to strangle you, too.
Sahaquiel Faust > I don't blame you.
Andreus Ixiris > So if you were me, you'd strangle you too?
Sahaquiel Faust > Yeah.
Andreus Ixiris > You know what, how about you cut out the middleman for us and strangle yourself?
Sahaquiel Faust > Pretty sure I'd pass out before I could finish the job.
Andreus Ixiris > So what you're saying is you're not only irritating, but incompetent as well?
Deff > pod you?
Ventaly > yes plz
Ventaly > suicide jump ftw
Deff > kk in 10 sec
Deff > 9
Deff > 3
Deff > 1
Aiyeeta Beaver > mmm... delcious corpse
Deff > :)
Ventaly > ty
Deff > bay
Aiyeeta Beaver > /emote sexes up his new Ventaly action figure
Vandrion > keep in mind vent is an alt and his main may take action
Aiyeeta Beaver > oooo!!! there's a set to collect!!!
Ventaly > yes plz
Ventaly > suicide jump ftw
Deff > kk in 10 sec
Deff > 9
Deff > 3
Deff > 1
Aiyeeta Beaver > mmm... delcious corpse
Deff > :)
Ventaly > ty
Deff > bay
Aiyeeta Beaver > /emote sexes up his new Ventaly action figure
Vandrion > keep in mind vent is an alt and his main may take action
Aiyeeta Beaver > oooo!!! there's a set to collect!!!
Jack Folstam > /emote ties eddie and dtech together
Dtech > we are not into that type of stuff you pervert
Jack Folstam > thats not what you said last night
Jack Folstam > er
Jack Folstam > /emote tries to erase what he just said
Jack Folstam > DAMN YOU EVE
Dtech > that wasnt me, you were drunk
Dtech > we are not into that type of stuff you pervert
Jack Folstam > thats not what you said last night
Jack Folstam > er
Jack Folstam > /emote tries to erase what he just said
Jack Folstam > DAMN YOU EVE
Dtech > that wasnt me, you were drunk
<Itphes> MOOCIFER
<Itphes> DO HAPPY COWS COME FROM CALIFORNIA?
<moocifer> prolly not
<moocifer> earthquake fear is not condusive to bovine joy
<Itphes> DO HAPPY COWS COME FROM CALIFORNIA?
<moocifer> prolly not
<moocifer> earthquake fear is not condusive to bovine joy
Vorrhenus > I launched my pod, how do i get my ship back