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Ligzt > I wish I would remember why I went to nakugard...damn beer :D
<RollinDutchMasters> being a webcam whore doesnt make you an IT pro
<RollinDutchMasters> put your pants back on
Mjollnir Arcote : i need a cyno bitch in jtau
tradik: hey now! we're a modern alliance now! They're Cynosural Operation Engineers.
High Sierra > apparently according to my father im as emotional as a pound of sausages
Icebox > taking a stunning brunette out tonight
Icebox > not that it counts cause she's my best friend
Kozlack > n1
Crescend > Yeah, yeah. Unless there's at least one goat involved, it's too vanilla for me.
Kozlack > lol
Icebox > we don't have goats
Kozlack > sheep
Crescend > Well, there's your problem right there.
Icebox > we have chimpanzee's
Crescend > Chicks dig goats.
Icebox > much more fun
Crescend > Chimpanzees are cool. Bonobos are better.
Crescend > Oversexed little fuckers.
Icebox > hard to catch those buggers
Crescend > Yeah, but bonobos have massive lesbian orgies.
Icebox > should see it when the chimp does the goat tho :D
Crescend > Just follow the sound of "ook ook oooooooooooook"
Crescend > It brings a tear to my eye, it does.
Icebox > brings one to my eye too
Icebox > was my favorite goat
Crescend > There there.
Icebox > I remember many a night by the campfire
Icebox > /emote sniffs
Crescend > There there.
Farlimas > man, the more I wait, the more I have to wait more
Riemann Bach > farl just summed up eve
Berantus Civire > GKHASDOVADSVOGDOAHFHHV JHFOIUZHDFV ZDHVOIUZD SVUSDGF UOAUVAUD FUSDO OIUHADOS FIUHADSOF IUHAF IDUSFHZ OIUDFH AIUDSFH HDIUFHDSIUFHA DUHSDUF DIUFHODUFHO DVUSDZHOUSDHOIUD ZUDHVOUDH DIH AUSDHF UDH OZUSD
Hylandeer > I'll have what he is having
stykyt > a stroke?
Lucius Britannia > playing with the PI is like having pets
Lucius Britannia > gotta feed them every 30 mins to 3 days
Jypsie > Pets that poop money
Aziza Minz > Hah! Scared a prowler!
Aziza Minz > With my deadly Viator.
Minarqh > Did you kill the blockade runner?
Aziza Minz > Pff, No, just scared him into cloaking up as I warped past him.
Aziza Minz > I hardly ever kill things.
Minarqh > Oh.
Minarqh > Okay then.
Minarqh > YOu know that cloaking up is standard operating procedure when piloting a ship that can warp while cloaked, right?
Aziza Minz > He was 30km from the jump gate, heading toward it... I scared him.
Minarqh > Like, he'd probably have done that if you weren't even there.
Minarqh > OK.
Aziza Minz > The burden of proof of that statment lies with you.
Minarqh > He he he
Minarqh > Not really. It's a bit like saying "I got a retriever to mine something!"
Minarqh > WOOO MEEEEE!
Aziza Minz > I could get a retriever to mine something...
Aziza Minz > If I bought said retriever...
Aziza Minz > And possibly trained for it.
Macgun90 > /emote hands aziza a cookie
Aziza Minz > I'm not really a 'stare at rocks' kinda person though.
Aziza Minz > /emote takes cookie, repackages it, puts it back on the market for a 15% markup. "Thanks. I love cookies."
Aziza Minz > Crap 15% of zero is zero.
Aziza Minz > /emote actually loses isk on that deal due to brokers fees.
Macgun90 > want another?
Aziza Minz > Better not risk it.
Discrodia > Mush, TBH, you scare me more than my camp friend who came into our bunk one night (while camping on a friggin island) and announced he finally knew what breasts felt like. You scare me more than that.
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