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WNxWolfy > We can make this into fifty shades of space
Nosenhojh > im in
HardinSalvor > black, blacker, more black....
Nosenhojh > his majestic captainly cock protruded from his trousers, curving gently sideways as though asking my intentions
WNxWolfy > All 12 of her nipples stood out briskly
Nosenhojh > i reached out timidly at first, then with unrestrained lust
HardinSalvor > I like to believe that someone logged on just now
HardinSalvor > and this is the first thing they read in ally chat
Nosenhojh > rubbing my hands back and forth around the shaft
Nosenhojh > trying desperately to tear the skin off
Nosenhojh > hardin moaned in pleasure
HardinSalvor > no, I moaned because the skin is starting to peel :'(
WNxWolfy > Progod slowly put his mouth on the hard organ
Kazim Scumling > [10:26:56] HardinSalvor > I like to believe that someone logged on just now
Kazim Scumling > Yep
Nosenhojh > and sticky love lava erupted from his member, temporarily gluing me to the command console
Neesa Corrinne > I'm in the Army, I do NOT want to come home, log onto my game and see a fucking ad for the army.... I was pissed.
Debes Sparre > haha
Debes Sparre > yea
Futher Bezluden > lol
Debes Sparre > I played it..I dunno, it was summer... two years ago I think?
Debes Sparre > I'm sure it's gotten better, but it just sucked for me then.
Neesa Corrinne > Kewl
Neesa Corrinne > They lost a two year customer to RL ads. Oh well.
Alkeena > ever tried battlefield 2?
Debes Sparre > Nope.
Neesa Corrinne > I don't like games that have a RL basis. I like sci-fi or fantasy, so Battlefield 2 wasn't an option for me personally.
Futher Bezluden > when you live it, you don't wanna play it
Neesa Corrinne > Exactamundo
Futher Bezluden > I could never get into the leisure suit larry games for the same reason
Fogel Xanedu > frozen corpses chafe, make sure you you warm them up first
Chelsea Maru > heh are you seriouse
Test Ctrl > very
Chelsea Maru > rofl
Test Ctrl > youre a month old, im assuming your drake would melt
Chelsea Maru > uh, yeah, just got it
Chelsea Maru > looken for agent
Chelsea Maru > so i will check in later
Test Ctrl > pay me isks
Chelsea Maru > rofl, i did just say i just got it right
Chelsea Maru > how much are you akien
Test Ctrl > well youre just about to get pew pewed
Chelsea Maru > yeah any way
Test Ctrl > 1milz
Chelsea Maru > 1 mil
Chelsea Maru > i have to borrow
Chelsea Maru > so you are gonna have to wait
Test Ctrl > then why did you buy a drake
Chelsea Maru > i mined for it
Chelsea Maru > mins
Test Ctrl > thats a shitload of mining lol
Chelsea Maru > yeah days
Chelsea Maru > long days
Chelsea Maru > how bout 800k
Test Ctrl > ok
Chelsea Maru > seriouse?
Test Ctrl > yes
Chelsea Maru > how do i know you aren't gonna blow me up after i transfer it
Test Ctrl > i wont
Test Ctrl > and if i did they would slap me in alliance
Test Ctrl > and thats no good
WOLFMAW > :)
Chelsea Maru > k see you at station
Test Ctrl > you just paid me 800k
Test Ctrl > to undock
Test Ctrl > fucking awesome
Chelsea Maru > well congrats
Test Ctrl > I COULDNT HAVE SHOT YOU BECASUE YOURE DOCKED LMAO!!!
Kraal Rokviente > HOLD gate
Mibman Mehr > my ship has no grabber so i cannot hold the gate
♪ Ev'ry mornin' at the belt you could see him arrive
♫ He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
♪ Kinda wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
♫ And everyone in corp didn't give no lip to Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Nobody seemed to know where Jih called home
♪ He just docked at the station and stayed all alone
♫ He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
♪ And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Jih
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Somebody said he came from Molden Heath
♪ Where he got in a fight over a Minmatar Queen
♫ And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
♪ Sent a Goon Swarn fellow to the Promised Land
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ Then came the day in belt seven-nine
♫ When two reds warped in and men started cryin'
♪ Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
♫ And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
♪ Flew a giant fat man that the miners knew well
♫ Activated a Neutralizer, and cut the phobos' cap down
♪ Like a giant Veldspar roid, just stood there alone
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ With tacklers and cruisers they all undocked
♫ Then numbers in local started to drop
♪ As the blast rings spread from the last volley of torps
♫ Everybody knew it was a frozen corpse for Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Now, they never re-mined that worthless belt
♪ They just placed a holo-banner at the warp in point
♫ These few words are written on that stand
"In the middile of this belt floats one hell of a man, Big Jih"
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
Chuviha > Hmm my Ferox eats so much mana that I had to train and buy a barge just to shop for ammo...
Chuviha > i mean ammo not mana lol
Mal Brickaa > lol you said mana
Chuviha > wrong game
General Griefer > Somalian <- Best race for pirate
Plundaar &gt; ok, thats a bit odd
Plundaar &gt; sencnes, are we in the same mission by pure accident?
Deuterich > Some people pee on the side of the toilet bowl to make less noise. I piss down the middle to assert my fucking dominance.
ICkleSmash > I piss on the floor so you slip on my dominance while asserting yours
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