Izanami Rei > Spreadsheets...
Nathanael Alqenir > Dont use the S word so carelessly.
Nathanael Alqenir > I hate spr.... hate it, thats why am only an engineer, not an industrialist...
Izanami Rei > I simply needed to say it
Izanami Rei > They are imensely useful
Nathanael Alqenir > so are suppositories... but am drifting of the subject.
Izanami Rei > indeed
Nathanael Alqenir > Dont use the S word so carelessly.
Nathanael Alqenir > I hate spr.... hate it, thats why am only an engineer, not an industrialist...
Izanami Rei > I simply needed to say it
Izanami Rei > They are imensely useful
Nathanael Alqenir > so are suppositories... but am drifting of the subject.
Izanami Rei > indeed
Jarel Moor > who the hll put Cruise missles in my drake
Komi Toran > Probably a Raven...
Komi Toran > Probably a Raven...
Malcolm Gerhardt > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Malcolm Gerhardt > Jenna Jameson removed her implants.
Romulan59 > your alt?
Malcolm Gerhardt > ...the porn star....
Romulan59 > ahhh, lol
Keri Brooks > Keri Brooks curls up in a ball and whines about having too much responsibility
XeroII > Which is a whole lot of damage I might say.
XeroII > You have responsibility, thats horrible, i feel for you.
MsRx7 > yeah...xeroll...it was a typo
Keri Brooks > actually its more "whines about having too many choices"
XeroII > Still horrible, I got stuck in a store once for 10 minutes because I couldn't figure out what deoderant to buy.
XeroII > There are like 500 on 6 shelves
XeroII > Which is a whole lot of damage I might say.
XeroII > You have responsibility, thats horrible, i feel for you.
MsRx7 > yeah...xeroll...it was a typo
Keri Brooks > actually its more "whines about having too many choices"
XeroII > Still horrible, I got stuck in a store once for 10 minutes because I couldn't figure out what deoderant to buy.
XeroII > There are like 500 on 6 shelves
Kurisar > once found a condom machine with "insured by british patent no. 44684 on it. someone wrote under it "So was the titanic."
sartorii > ooh yea..
sartorii > oh....
Gus Preston > you masterbating?
sartorii > oh....
Gus Preston > you masterbating?
UPA Terf > but thanks to orange wednesdays i have a date
Kaylee Remas > rofl
UPA Terf > so what im cheap
UPA Terf > im also very charming
Kaylee Remas > iv always thought so
Kaylee Remas > was i not a figment of garics imagination id go out with you
UPA Terf > thank god she isnt a figment of my imagination or i might get caught wanking in the cinema again
Kaylee Remas > rofl
UPA Terf > so what im cheap
UPA Terf > im also very charming
Kaylee Remas > iv always thought so
Kaylee Remas > was i not a figment of garics imagination id go out with you
UPA Terf > thank god she isnt a figment of my imagination or i might get caught wanking in the cinema again
Veren > ...anyone available to scout the [xxx] pipe?
LaFond > I can tell you that there are 210 hostile battleships on the other end of the pipe
Veren > ..hrrm
LaFond > do you still need the scout?
Veren > Hrm. Negative.
LaFond > I can tell you that there are 210 hostile battleships on the other end of the pipe
Veren > ..hrrm
LaFond > do you still need the scout?
Veren > Hrm. Negative.
Jenina Hawke > The haircolor of Jenina is not far from the truth
Jenina Hawke > Neither, I suppose, is the haircolor of Fnord :D
Fnord Prefect > :)
Jenina Hawke > But they do say blondes have more fun
Fnord Prefect > if they are with me they do
Jenina Hawke holds up a bottle of blonde haircolor....
Fnord Prefect > is it lol'ing?
Jenina Hawke wonders if EUR would survive a blonde Jen
Jenina Hawke > Not yet, dear, not yet...
Fnord Prefect > if the bottle isn't having fun - being 'concentrated blonde - then i think theres something wrong with the saying
Jenina Hawke > I'm thinking you might be right, boss
Jenina Hawke > Besides, I'm not complaining :D
Fnord Prefect > :)
Jenina Hawke > And I'm not sure the world is ready for a blonde me....
Fnord Prefect > a blonde bomb
Jenina Hawke > :P
Jenina Hawke > Missile.... :)
Fnord Prefect > I wonder if there is such a thing as a blonde smart-bomb
Jenina Hawke > Nope... that's an oxymoron
Jenina Hawke > Neither, I suppose, is the haircolor of Fnord :D
Fnord Prefect > :)
Jenina Hawke > But they do say blondes have more fun
Fnord Prefect > if they are with me they do
Jenina Hawke holds up a bottle of blonde haircolor....
Fnord Prefect > is it lol'ing?
Jenina Hawke wonders if EUR would survive a blonde Jen
Jenina Hawke > Not yet, dear, not yet...
Fnord Prefect > if the bottle isn't having fun - being 'concentrated blonde - then i think theres something wrong with the saying
Jenina Hawke > I'm thinking you might be right, boss
Jenina Hawke > Besides, I'm not complaining :D
Fnord Prefect > :)
Jenina Hawke > And I'm not sure the world is ready for a blonde me....
Fnord Prefect > a blonde bomb
Jenina Hawke > :P
Jenina Hawke > Missile.... :)
Fnord Prefect > I wonder if there is such a thing as a blonde smart-bomb
Jenina Hawke > Nope... that's an oxymoron
Iracham > oh i'm not satisfying my immediate gratification, i said lust after cousins, not fuck cousins
Lodalia Renoire > I marvel at your restraint.
Iracham > my cousins are really hot :(
Lodalia Renoire > I marvel at your restraint.
Iracham > my cousins are really hot :(