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<KomradeVirtunov> Racism is not allowed here Vando, please stop offending my black heritage.
<Vando> just because your family once owned slaves does not mean you have a 'black heritage'
<OmberZombie> woot, 21 people have looked at my crappy blog this month already
<@Stavros> and i
<@Stavros> am not one of them
<@Stavros> OWNED
<@Stavros> YES
<@Stavros> AHAHAHA
<OmberZombie> ok...
* OmberZombie bows to the master of pwnage that is stav
<@Stavros> arise sir pwnedalot
* OmberZombie is now known as SirPwnedAlot
<SirPwnedAlot> my liege
Vaxalon > hmm...whats the wing span of an african osprey compared to a european osprey btw?
Sparky Hanrahan > You must be thinking of the airspeed velocity of an african swallow versus a european one.
Horsie > depends if you tie coconuts on 'em
Vaxalon > what...two ospreys with a coconut held under the dorsal guiding wings?
Horsie > they might hold onto it with their drone bays.....
Sparky Hanrahan > They'd have to have a tractor beam, now wouldn't they?
Horsie > what if they know Origami?
Vaxalon > *grins*
MaidMarion > too bad nobody is buyin ore in this system .. ill just have to make a big pile
Horsie > I make big piles all the time
Horsie > I wonder who clears them up
Sparky Hanrahan > That's why we have janitors.
LilTeapot > Narf I want a gyro
adrake > i want sushi and sake and then thai
Flesh Trader > i want a poney with low morals
LilTeapot > Just as long as the wife is ok with that :P
Flesh Trader > hey hon... its just a poney, remember
LilTeapot > remember pony age of consent is 1 :P
Flesh Trader > lol!
adrake > hehe
Flesh Trader > gimme a poney with low self-esteem any day o the week
adrake > mmmmm donkey/poney show
LilTeapot > FT can I live on your couch, drakes scaring me
Flesh Trader > but where do u slip the $20
adrake > movies dude. its all in the movies
adrake > donkey thong?
Flesh Trader > LOL
Flesh Trader > now THERES a gaming concept n a half!
Screaming Blade > ...Im mentaly screwed so bad in such a good way.
Coranor > SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Coranor > Dont talk unless i ask you to talk and even then I will tell you what to say.
Ilcrowe > Today seems like a good day for drinking
Ilcrowe > "Ilcrowe is in his bottle at the moment, please leave a message".
Havoc PhD > lol
Havoc PhD > No talking from inside your bottle.
Ilcrowe > I'm tapping on the glass in morse code.
Ilcrowe > Dot dot dot = I dare you to pull the cork, motherfucker.
grunny > Thors hammer has alot of crushing to do
Kinvaryn > thats my pickup line
Kinvaryn > except i say mjolnir
Kinvaryn > and they're like whats a mjolnir
Kinvaryn > and *ziiip*
Kinvaryn > "it makes thunder if you stroke it the right way"
Lomong > Since thunder is the sound of an electric discharge in the atmosphere, that implies you're using an electric strapon to compensate for your... lack......
grunny > ^ electric burn
Moolti > useless fact of the day: The first "pornographic photograph" ever taken was a woman doing a horse
Swan Eagle > haha
Darkside Blues > lol
Naveah Fade > Planet Interaction depends on charisma, so annoying.
Shadow XII > Apparently you have to <i>charm </i>the planets before you can set up efficiently.
Shadow XII > You lose money if the planets don't like you.
Naveah Fade > You know need it so that when you put an extractor on top of a village, it helps when you can charm them over.
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