Auhydride > Chuck Norris doesnt warp jam you, he says "NO" to your warp drive, and it stops working
Auhydride > Dooms Day Device is actually a cellphone, with Chuck Norris' number saved in it.
uhydride > Chuck Norris doesn't warp, stargates and planets warp to him
Auhydride > Chuck Norris doesn't dock, stations get build around him.
Auhydride > Eve's fastest U turn was made by Concord 2 years ago when they noticed they were warping near Chuck Norris.
Auhydride > Bob didn't destroy the titan, Chuck Norris got mad at bob and threw an ibis at the titan to warn them.
Auhydride > Dooms Day Device is actually a cellphone, with Chuck Norris' number saved in it.
uhydride > Chuck Norris doesn't warp, stargates and planets warp to him
Auhydride > Chuck Norris doesn't dock, stations get build around him.
Auhydride > Eve's fastest U turn was made by Concord 2 years ago when they noticed they were warping near Chuck Norris.
Auhydride > Bob didn't destroy the titan, Chuck Norris got mad at bob and threw an ibis at the titan to warn them.
Screaming Blade > Who hired a hooker
Ber Kan > NOT IT!
Screaming Blade > Odiche
Ber Kan > he did he hasnt respionded
Odiche Sevous > ack trying to analyze sleeper/drone/sansha/infomorph data... ... fine I hired the hooker, I could use one after this mess.
Ber Kan > your married though
Ber Kan > :P
Odiche Sevous > and?
Ber Kan > touche....
Odiche Sevous > Tam can play with her after I am done.
Ber Kan > NOT IT!
Screaming Blade > Odiche
Ber Kan > he did he hasnt respionded
Odiche Sevous > ack trying to analyze sleeper/drone/sansha/infomorph data... ... fine I hired the hooker, I could use one after this mess.
Ber Kan > your married though
Ber Kan > :P
Odiche Sevous > and?
Ber Kan > touche....
Odiche Sevous > Tam can play with her after I am done.
DraLaFi > get you google+ invites now! go go go Facebook is so 2008! ;D
pterrorstychus > i refuse to get on any social network ... ever $
DraLaFi > PT you do know your in a social network right now ?
pterrorstychus > i refuse to get on any social network ... ever $
DraLaFi > PT you do know your in a social network right now ?
Hanns > i got this noob to courier me one heavy laser II and hes taking all fucking night about it, its only 8 jumps!
Hanns > I was to lazy
Tido Maliyu > lol
Tido Maliyu > hanns
Hanns > im like noob hurry up!
Tido Maliyu > fucking n00b :P
Hanns > and hes like 'im in a hauler!'
Altai Saker > lol
Hanns > and im like, why are you using a fucking hauler for 10m3?
Hanns > I was to lazy
Tido Maliyu > lol
Tido Maliyu > hanns
Hanns > im like noob hurry up!
Tido Maliyu > fucking n00b :P
Hanns > and hes like 'im in a hauler!'
Altai Saker > lol
Hanns > and im like, why are you using a fucking hauler for 10m3?
Hayzo > I fail to see how the act of destroying an escape pod can be inherently homosexual.
sebiestormal > we need to take miners out and show them how too shoot
Sarmaul > or take the miners out and teach the fleet to shoot :)
HuDDy > lol
sebiestormal > lol
Sarmaul > or take the miners out and teach the fleet to shoot :)
HuDDy > lol
sebiestormal > lol
Rodge > however, i remember a certain "Alty McAlt" shooting a heavy missile at a SATI can at a mining op and getting his Caracal concordokkened.......
SE10 > rofl.. that was Jowen that I shot :P
Rodge > close enough. i just remember seeing concord everywhere
Rodge > oh, and laughing a lot!
SE10 > /emote glares :P
Azia Burgi > lol
Azia Burgi > nublet!
SE10 > /emote glares at azia: I was aiming at some NPCs pirates! :P
Azia Burgi > /emote glares back at se10
SE10 > /emote whimpers and hides in his corner
Rodge > yeah, if i ever kill you SE, my excuse will be "i was just aiming at some NPCs"......
SE10 > lol... but I WAS!!! :P
Azia Burgi > lol
SE10 > just 'cause he happened to be right infront of where the missiles came out of my ship... :P
SE10 > rofl.. that was Jowen that I shot :P
Rodge > close enough. i just remember seeing concord everywhere
Rodge > oh, and laughing a lot!
SE10 > /emote glares :P
Azia Burgi > lol
Azia Burgi > nublet!
SE10 > /emote glares at azia: I was aiming at some NPCs pirates! :P
Azia Burgi > /emote glares back at se10
SE10 > /emote whimpers and hides in his corner
Rodge > yeah, if i ever kill you SE, my excuse will be "i was just aiming at some NPCs"......
SE10 > lol... but I WAS!!! :P
Azia Burgi > lol
SE10 > just 'cause he happened to be right infront of where the missiles came out of my ship... :P
Jo ontherun > If I train up long distance jamming, do I become a reggae artist known throughout the galaxy?
Soulfarrak > heh, im just in a harby, but i got the "reach out and touch em" skills
Sakura Nihil > My Ackbar sense is tingling.