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KIATolon > your sister says hi
Zeoliter > my 10 year old sister sister died of meningitis last year
Zeoliter > ill be sure to let the GMs know
KIATolon > they prolly care as much as I do
Sun Sliver > You're cute.
KIATolon > so's zealiters dead sister
Oleandra Shadowjumper > WoW is like quick and dirty hourly hotel sex
Oleandra Shadowjumper > EVE is like dinner, board games, foreplay, sex, and cuddling afterwards.
Nidia Masters > i want to overload my cloak
Nidia Masters > so i can travel through time
Lake > omgrawr
Quinn Oron > Haha.
Leosian II > are you gonna be your own daddy?
Nidia Masters > i'm gonna be your daddy
Quinn Oron > Nidia's ship, the RE-TARDIS.
EVE System > Channel changed to G95-VZ Local Channel
TWD > so, whats up
hired goon > do you mind if we mine here
* Buddrow humps the veld
Buddrow > oh wait... im not alone
Buddrow > dammint,
* Buddrow runs off naked
Captain Sonic > lol
* hired goon uploads the AVI to eve-files
* Demetrius Carnigie downloads it an masturbates
hired goon > lol
Cheng Jaboo > We don't blob, we just apply force in a disproportionate manner during an uneven tactical combat situation to maximize revenue and increase shareholder value.
Sergej > btw atan, what's the procedure for my acceptance as a full time member to jericho? you guys plan to have a meeting? just wanted to say that if it's up to me, after 12 days here I can say I like it
Viqer Fell > you have to perform a special task
Sergej > I'll bet 1 mil isk it somehow involves rubbing:P
Atandros > It involves canola oil, leather straps and my nipples.
marshall5 > if he says bend over watch out
Viqer Fell > and yes I'm sorry to say it involves Atandros, two large stoats, a small vat of vaseline and 3 hours of sweaty unpleasant messiness
Atandros > <i>Please, </i>monsieur. I am not so...crude.
Atandros > If you will pardon the pun. Aheh heh.
Sergej > nothing unplesent about that....
Sergej > :P
Viqer Fell > you haven't heard where he shoves the stoats yet
Sergej > well he does use vaseline, doesn't he?
Atandros > <i>Ooo-</i>oh! You have the right attitude, my boy!
Viqer Fell > erm yes but that;s for his hands which then go inside each stoat
Viqer Fell > its what he does next that'll sicken you
Leneerra > /emote flees the immagery
Sergej > I'll nick some vaseline extra then:P
Sergej > only fair we both get to have fun with it
Sergej > reciprocal vaseline use....
Sergej > might even do a preemptive strike there
Azure Skyclad > The order of Vaseline, Stoat and Atandros isn't set in stone...
Shelly69 > what cha doooin
Yakob > stealing peoples hopes and dreams
Yakob > and some of their stuff
neotin_nahrain: well ccp is not the best at documenthing things :) i found i can group my drones in drone bay at 27mil sp :P
Kimimaro Yoga [prax]: Heheheh yeah… while back I said something in helpchat about using list mode for inventory because sorting my meta is so handy.
Kimimaro Yoga [prax]: And some guy who'd been playing for about two years was like "YOU CAN DO THAT??!!??"
Kimimaro Yoga [prax]: SO I had to walk him through how to get those extra columsn real quick. I think he was crying.
Caellach Marellus > gallente = Soter/Jade?
Caellach Marellus > God could you imagine if they mated IC
Leopold Caine > <i>Oh fuck yeah, Jullianus.... FUCK ME! Fuck me like... *wall of text*</i>
Leopold Caine > Soter: TL,DR
Orion Eridanus > hi guys
Giyther > hey hey
Orion Eridanus > anything going on?
Giyther > nope just running some missions
Giyther > on one account the rat is 140Km away and on the other account he is only 4 km away
Giyther > strang
Orion Eridanus > yeah
Orion Eridanus > well it is sunday
Orion Eridanus > and playing eve on sunday is like flying or sailing in the bermuda triangle
Giyther > yeah.
Orion Eridanus > strange things happen and sometime your ship just dissapears
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