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<%DJ_Caff> you look so yummy but your deadly
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Lapkawitz > and you can tell she's really japanese becase her genitals produce a forcefield that pixelates the air around them
Giselle Starshifter > Hello
Steve Bennett > hello.. you applied to join Ship Removal Company?
Giselle Starshifter > yes
Giselle Starshifter > What is the corporation for?
Steve Bennett > we do a bit of everything, but have strongest long-term interest in pvp
Giselle Starshifter > How well do you think a cruiser would do?
Giselle Starshifter > I get a battleship in about two days
Steve Bennett > well, all ships have their purpose...
Giselle Starshifter > I have a Moa
Giselle Starshifter > If I am able to join, I can provide new pilots with ships, and U can provide ISK
Steve Bennett > you're a builder?
Giselle Starshifter > what? no. well.sort of
Steve Bennett > you say you can provide ships?.. how so?
Giselle Starshifter > If a pilot needs a ship, I can get one for him
Steve Bennett > ? in a way that they couldn't get it for themselves?
Giselle Starshifter > If they didn't have enough isk to get it themselves
Steve Bennett > did you say you are a veteran player?
Giselle Starshifter > yes, on another account
Giselle Starshifter > this is a new account for me
Steve Bennett > what happened with the other account?... still playing it?
Giselle Starshifter > it got cancelled by CCP and I cant acces it
Giselle Starshifter > I have no idea what happened
Giselle Starshifter > I had a capital ship too, and I was working on titan and I was SO CLOSE!!!!
Giselle Starshifter > just 1 more month and I could have built a titan
Steve Bennett > what character was it?
Giselle Starshifter > It's been so long I cant remember
Steve Bennett > wow, so you were almost trained for titan?
Giselle Starshifter > I think it was erased somehow
Giselle Starshifter > yup. I worked for GoonFleet
Steve Bennett > just the skills to fly the ship, or did you also have Flux Cannon trained up?
Giselle Starshifter > everything I needed
Giselle Starshifter > I was building it
Giselle Starshifter > then my account somehow went missing
Steve Bennett > well, you need Flux Cannon Operation at Level 5 to fit a Flux Cannon, and it takes like 1.5 months to train just that
Giselle Starshifter > yup
Steve Bennett > man, that sucks that the account just dissappeared
Giselle Starshifter > yeah..... I quit playing for a year
Giselle Starshifter > now I start ALL OVER again at cruiser
Steve Bennett > so were you with goonfleet during their war against the Vorlon Alliance?
Giselle Starshifter > yup
Steve Bennett > wow, you must have been in some good fights during that
Giselle Starshifter > then I upgraded to GoonSwarm when I almost had the titan
Giselle Starshifter > yeah
Giselle Starshifter > one of my friends flew a titan and had it destroyed on the first flight
Giselle Starshifter > I loled, but then I was reprimanded because it took a year to make lol
Steve Bennett > ouch, that sucks.. how much isk did you have on your old account?
Giselle Starshifter > around 3bil
Giselle Starshifter > whats your current ship?
Giselle Starshifter > atm I have 5mil isk
Steve Bennett > Well, I have one of the new Behemoths.. the ships past titans... cost 300b to build
Giselle Starshifter > ...........!!!! WOW
Steve Bennett > but i usually fly the Tech 2 velators in normal flying
Giselle Starshifter > ah, how long did it take you to build your behemoth?
Steve Bennett > it took about 6 months, with the blueprint researched to the level it was
Giselle Starshifter > damn
Giselle Starshifter > so, can I join the corp?
Steve Bennett > it was nailbiting, as the Combine were bearing down on us.. we were worried they'd take out our shipyards
Steve Bennett > I mean.. you must have fought them during your time in goonfleet
Giselle Starshifter > yes and it was built right when they got there?
Steve Bennett > no, they started attacking our space a few months into the build
Giselle Starshifter > ah, and you guys were probably gong nuts
Steve Bennett > did you face the Combine by themselves, or did they bring the Cylonian Federation with them too?
Giselle Starshifter > they werent powerful enough when we fought them
Giselle Starshifter > so they fought alone
Steve Bennett > ahh, not too bad then
Giselle Starshifter > being an eve vet is nice
Giselle Starshifter > brings back memories
Giselle Starshifter > lol guess what?
Steve Bennett > what?
Giselle Starshifter > I just aplied for GoonFleet, and told them I was a veteran of the corp, and I even named my old character, and they REJECTED ME!!!!!
Giselle Starshifter > so Im MAD at them
Steve Bennett > wow, that is bizarre
Steve Bennett > i imagine you really want to get back at them
Steve Bennett > well, we are at war with them
Giselle Starshifter > I know
Giselle Starshifter > So, with cordial humbleness, I Giselle Starshifter, ask to incorporated into your honorable corporation.
Giselle Starshifter > good, I hope I kick a few off the charts
Steve Bennett > totally
Giselle Starshifter > lol
Giselle Starshifter > AM I IN!!!!????
Steve Bennett > well, in order to join.. i need you to go to our PVP HQ (assuming you want into our PVP wing)
Giselle Starshifter > k, where is that?
Steve Bennett > to do that, you need to go to 49-U and dock at the station there, once there, convo me and I can accept your app
Steve Bennett > (you can right click that system and Set Destination)
Giselle Starshifter > holy crap 35 jumps away lol
Steve Bennett > ouch, well, better get movin
Giselle Starshifter > but ok
Giselle Starshifter > I am equiped for this so I will pm you once there
Steve Bennett > yes, there may be danger on the way, so i hope your ship is well armed
Giselle Starshifter > artillery, autocannons, missiles, emc, what could go worng? lol
Steve Bennett > that should do nicely
Giselle Starshifter > but then again, there is a 5.0 security system on the way
Giselle Starshifter > so I might die, but who cares
Steve Bennett > you've got artillery and autocannons on your moa? that is the best fit for it, well done
Steve Bennett > I guess you are a veteran :)
Giselle Starshifter > 2 shield boosters, target painters, jammers, and hull upgrades and a capacitor battery
Steve Bennett > very nice
Giselle Starshifter > ty
Giselle Starshifter > whoah this system is weird
Steve Bennett > anyway... it'll take you a while to get there, and I'm a bit busy right now..
Steve Bennett > so PM me when you arrive docked, and I'll complete your application
Giselle Starshifter > so cya later
Giselle Starshifter > k
Steve Bennett > yup, good luck
Giselle Starshifter > err..Yes. SIr!!!!!
Steve Bennett > hello.. you applied to join Ship Removal Company?
Giselle Starshifter > yes
Giselle Starshifter > What is the corporation for?
Steve Bennett > we do a bit of everything, but have strongest long-term interest in pvp
Giselle Starshifter > How well do you think a cruiser would do?
Giselle Starshifter > I get a battleship in about two days
Steve Bennett > well, all ships have their purpose...
Giselle Starshifter > I have a Moa
Giselle Starshifter > If I am able to join, I can provide new pilots with ships, and U can provide ISK
Steve Bennett > you're a builder?
Giselle Starshifter > what? no. well.sort of
Steve Bennett > you say you can provide ships?.. how so?
Giselle Starshifter > If a pilot needs a ship, I can get one for him
Steve Bennett > ? in a way that they couldn't get it for themselves?
Giselle Starshifter > If they didn't have enough isk to get it themselves
Steve Bennett > did you say you are a veteran player?
Giselle Starshifter > yes, on another account
Giselle Starshifter > this is a new account for me
Steve Bennett > what happened with the other account?... still playing it?
Giselle Starshifter > it got cancelled by CCP and I cant acces it
Giselle Starshifter > I have no idea what happened
Giselle Starshifter > I had a capital ship too, and I was working on titan and I was SO CLOSE!!!!
Giselle Starshifter > just 1 more month and I could have built a titan
Steve Bennett > what character was it?
Giselle Starshifter > It's been so long I cant remember
Steve Bennett > wow, so you were almost trained for titan?
Giselle Starshifter > I think it was erased somehow
Giselle Starshifter > yup. I worked for GoonFleet
Steve Bennett > just the skills to fly the ship, or did you also have Flux Cannon trained up?
Giselle Starshifter > everything I needed
Giselle Starshifter > I was building it
Giselle Starshifter > then my account somehow went missing
Steve Bennett > well, you need Flux Cannon Operation at Level 5 to fit a Flux Cannon, and it takes like 1.5 months to train just that
Giselle Starshifter > yup
Steve Bennett > man, that sucks that the account just dissappeared
Giselle Starshifter > yeah..... I quit playing for a year
Giselle Starshifter > now I start ALL OVER again at cruiser
Steve Bennett > so were you with goonfleet during their war against the Vorlon Alliance?
Giselle Starshifter > yup
Steve Bennett > wow, you must have been in some good fights during that
Giselle Starshifter > then I upgraded to GoonSwarm when I almost had the titan
Giselle Starshifter > yeah
Giselle Starshifter > one of my friends flew a titan and had it destroyed on the first flight
Giselle Starshifter > I loled, but then I was reprimanded because it took a year to make lol
Steve Bennett > ouch, that sucks.. how much isk did you have on your old account?
Giselle Starshifter > around 3bil
Giselle Starshifter > whats your current ship?
Giselle Starshifter > atm I have 5mil isk
Steve Bennett > Well, I have one of the new Behemoths.. the ships past titans... cost 300b to build
Giselle Starshifter > ...........!!!! WOW
Steve Bennett > but i usually fly the Tech 2 velators in normal flying
Giselle Starshifter > ah, how long did it take you to build your behemoth?
Steve Bennett > it took about 6 months, with the blueprint researched to the level it was
Giselle Starshifter > damn
Giselle Starshifter > so, can I join the corp?
Steve Bennett > it was nailbiting, as the Combine were bearing down on us.. we were worried they'd take out our shipyards
Steve Bennett > I mean.. you must have fought them during your time in goonfleet
Giselle Starshifter > yes and it was built right when they got there?
Steve Bennett > no, they started attacking our space a few months into the build
Giselle Starshifter > ah, and you guys were probably gong nuts
Steve Bennett > did you face the Combine by themselves, or did they bring the Cylonian Federation with them too?
Giselle Starshifter > they werent powerful enough when we fought them
Giselle Starshifter > so they fought alone
Steve Bennett > ahh, not too bad then
Giselle Starshifter > being an eve vet is nice
Giselle Starshifter > brings back memories
Giselle Starshifter > lol guess what?
Steve Bennett > what?
Giselle Starshifter > I just aplied for GoonFleet, and told them I was a veteran of the corp, and I even named my old character, and they REJECTED ME!!!!!
Giselle Starshifter > so Im MAD at them
Steve Bennett > wow, that is bizarre
Steve Bennett > i imagine you really want to get back at them
Steve Bennett > well, we are at war with them
Giselle Starshifter > I know
Giselle Starshifter > So, with cordial humbleness, I Giselle Starshifter, ask to incorporated into your honorable corporation.
Giselle Starshifter > good, I hope I kick a few off the charts
Steve Bennett > totally
Giselle Starshifter > lol
Giselle Starshifter > AM I IN!!!!????
Steve Bennett > well, in order to join.. i need you to go to our PVP HQ (assuming you want into our PVP wing)
Giselle Starshifter > k, where is that?
Steve Bennett > to do that, you need to go to 49-U and dock at the station there, once there, convo me and I can accept your app
Steve Bennett > (you can right click that system and Set Destination)
Giselle Starshifter > holy crap 35 jumps away lol
Steve Bennett > ouch, well, better get movin
Giselle Starshifter > but ok
Giselle Starshifter > I am equiped for this so I will pm you once there
Steve Bennett > yes, there may be danger on the way, so i hope your ship is well armed
Giselle Starshifter > artillery, autocannons, missiles, emc, what could go worng? lol
Steve Bennett > that should do nicely
Giselle Starshifter > but then again, there is a 5.0 security system on the way
Giselle Starshifter > so I might die, but who cares
Steve Bennett > you've got artillery and autocannons on your moa? that is the best fit for it, well done
Steve Bennett > I guess you are a veteran :)
Giselle Starshifter > 2 shield boosters, target painters, jammers, and hull upgrades and a capacitor battery
Steve Bennett > very nice
Giselle Starshifter > ty
Giselle Starshifter > whoah this system is weird
Steve Bennett > anyway... it'll take you a while to get there, and I'm a bit busy right now..
Steve Bennett > so PM me when you arrive docked, and I'll complete your application
Giselle Starshifter > so cya later
Giselle Starshifter > k
Steve Bennett > yup, good luck
Giselle Starshifter > err..Yes. SIr!!!!!
<DigitalCommunist> DO I HAVE COMMUNIST WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
<Xharky> YES
<Levin> yes
<Xharky> YOU DO
<Xharky> YES
<Levin> yes
<Xharky> YOU DO
Ubel Feuer > the reason pa even exists anymore is because I convinced shamis to leave them a system
talemacus > well then how about we try a novel concept and share a global shared culture called humanity?
Andreus Ixiris > talemacus: GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
talemacus > what we need is an extraterrestrial invader... ala Independance Day
Red0Max44 > earthlings, i will decend and destroy your world known as eve
Andreus Ixiris > Oh fuck that shit
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck the Earth
Andreus Ixiris > But if aliens come and try to take my EVE you're going to see some fists of British fury
Ford Adams > LOL
Andreus Ixiris > I will punch out the entire alien invasion force, you watch me
Ford Adams > the invasion would go smoothly until the internet stops working... then suddenly, armies of pasty nerds descend upon the alien force, enraged and mumbling something about the server being down
Susano'o Mikoto > i can only imagine what an enraged 2chan would be capable of...
Ford Adams > the enemy commander would be strangled by a 16 year old girl screaming MYSPAAAACE over and over
Susano'o Mikoto > its a sign of what this world is coming to when i can actualy picture that happening
Shoukin > Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition is what i say.
Andreus Ixiris > THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
Andreus Ixiris > BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BROADBAND
Ford Adams > lol, yeah. the next great american revolution won't come unless the internet goes out for at least a week
Ford Adams > then: mass bedlam
Ford Adams > people pelted to death with cordless mice
Garth Skytrader > the 2nd Amendment gets replaced by The Right to MMO
Andreus Ixiris > talemacus: GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
talemacus > what we need is an extraterrestrial invader... ala Independance Day
Red0Max44 > earthlings, i will decend and destroy your world known as eve
Andreus Ixiris > Oh fuck that shit
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck the Earth
Andreus Ixiris > But if aliens come and try to take my EVE you're going to see some fists of British fury
Ford Adams > LOL
Andreus Ixiris > I will punch out the entire alien invasion force, you watch me
Ford Adams > the invasion would go smoothly until the internet stops working... then suddenly, armies of pasty nerds descend upon the alien force, enraged and mumbling something about the server being down
Susano'o Mikoto > i can only imagine what an enraged 2chan would be capable of...
Ford Adams > the enemy commander would be strangled by a 16 year old girl screaming MYSPAAAACE over and over
Susano'o Mikoto > its a sign of what this world is coming to when i can actualy picture that happening
Shoukin > Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition is what i say.
Andreus Ixiris > THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
Andreus Ixiris > BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BROADBAND
Ford Adams > lol, yeah. the next great american revolution won't come unless the internet goes out for at least a week
Ford Adams > then: mass bedlam
Ford Adams > people pelted to death with cordless mice
Garth Skytrader > the 2nd Amendment gets replaced by The Right to MMO
Ripp Tyde > i hate haven a job
Ripp Tyde > i get to work and im horny and want to play eve
Ripp Tyde > yet im forced to not touchmyself or undock
Ripp Tyde > i get to work and im horny and want to play eve
Ripp Tyde > yet im forced to not touchmyself or undock
TomB > Damn he bounced away!
TomB > and we have to kill him ...
TomB > lets just kill nick curso
Nick Curso > GAH!
TomB > and we have to kill him ...
TomB > lets just kill nick curso
Nick Curso > GAH!
Redd Sectoray > I hate having to talk to all these n00bs to see if they're interested in joining though. You should be able to fly up to them, web 'em, and then right-click and select "Have n00b join corp". :)))
Bildor > lol, that's enslavement, not something a minmatar would like to be a part of
Redd Sectoray > lol
Redd Sectoray > Oh sure, NOW you're starting to roleplay. :P
Bildor > lol
Bildor > lol, that's enslavement, not something a minmatar would like to be a part of
Redd Sectoray > lol
Redd Sectoray > Oh sure, NOW you're starting to roleplay. :P
Bildor > lol
Angelis666 > Ofcoarse its from star wars, name one other thing that has 'the force' as a theme
ShadowDraqon > physics?
ShadowDraqon > physics?