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<Urban_Mongral> you know what he drinks Gal?
<Urban_Mongral> Breezers!
<[GRN]Galazar> lol
<Ellisa> lol
<[GRN]Galazar> haha
<[GRN]Galazar> he's gayer than me
<[GRN]Galazar> the queer
<DJ_Xod> Bitch Beers!
<Ellisa> lol
<Urban_Mongral> no - your still gayer because you drink Semen Gal
Elo Knight > I hope you die, i might just let you die, but i probably won't because i'm kind hearted
TehJackal > I actually need to log, my wife has informed me, if I dont start cleaning my basement, I will lose docking rights
Andian> Big one coming through
Gilgamoth> Slide it in here big boy!
Laird> Too far, to fucking far.
Andian> o.O What do you mean too fucking far?
Laird> OMG, what did I just say.
Gilland > besides nothing wrong with drinking its sobering up thats not good for you
Omgar > so truel
Aktor Thrash > I have drinking lvl 5, and advanced college drinking lvl 4
Aktor Thrash > :P
Erin Vonhelga > lol
Gilland > aah but what about red chunk thrower lvl 4
Erin Vonhelga > eeewww lol
Aktor Thrash > naw, I trained hangover suppression to lvl 4, which means i get a 80% reduction in red chunk effects
Gilland > and stability -3
Zaphod Beeblebrock > motion control helps too
Gilland > k but how are you on memory recall (my skill gets deleted after a night out)
Zaphod Beeblebrock > its not a bug its a feature
Gilland > ah does that explain why whatever isk i have on me i allways return with none ?
Aktor Thrash > motion control is a good one to train up, it reduces room spinning 75%
Gilland > i think room spinning is vital for bed aiming lvl3
Aktor Thrash > once you get bed aiming to lvl 4, it reduces wife anger by %50
Gilland > not a problem i have - wife lvl5 thank god
Aktor Thrash > Yar!!
TheButcherPete > oh god I just farted really hard and I think I'm about to die
Tr0jan Man > dont make me show you the wrath of my ibus
Brastagi > oh yeah? beat my pod Tr0jan man 8)
Tr0jan Man > then its a duel!
Ariathu Garithes > =))
Brastagi > POD FIGHT!!
Ariathu Garithes > pod vs shuttle !!!
Ariathu Garithes > which would win ? :))
Shan Han > draw
Ariathu Garithes > whoever dies out of boredom looses !
Lucas Sator > i want to attack one of the patrol ships just to see how fast they would vaporize me
Or'Ipahs > lalz
Lucas Sator > im taking bets on how long my noob ass will last
Ghost Serina > as long as everyone else
Ghost Serina > concord = jam, sensor damp, scram, insta-pop
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > always in that order?
Ghost Serina > no
Ghost Serina > at once
Or'Ipahs > any order - always facerape
Ghost Serina > exactly
Ghost Serina > they show up and you're done
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > facerape
Or'Ipahs > :P
Ghost Serina > and not a nice facerape either, it's like a brutal skullfucking
Or'Ipahs > roflz
Lucas Sator > i get the point
Lucas Sator > lol
Or'Ipahs > hehe
Ghost Serina > they gouge out your eyes and fuck your eyesocket once and your head implodes
Lucas Sator > even my clone will be all retarded
Lucas Sator > from the skull fucking i took
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Or'Ipahs > rofl
Lucas Sator > brutal death metal playing in backround
Apollyon X > so what exactly was going on with the dreads?
ArcticFox > they were having a waffle-making contest
Apollyon X > yea right
Kalest > and they were yummy
ArcticFox > when the waflles are done
ArcticFox > so yeah
ArcticFox > we like our waffles extra-cirspy
Apollyon X > i dont
ArcticFox > and that's why you weren't invited
<^1man_army> i'mo nly 8
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