IceGuerilla> I've got the recruitment channel worked out: Right click, spam, right click, spam, noob post, right click, open convo', right click, spam...
Duckeye > has anyone else had razor burn on their crotch
Obsidian Hawk > no
Mala Foxglove > ...Sounds unfortunate
Gregor Tiberius > didnt you mention this duck? a while back?
Duckeye > I'm trying again
Duckeye > I only got half way, my designs didn't work
onovono > share pics
Gregor Tiberius > what are you tryin to make?
Duckeye > I tried making a swirl to make it look like a tornado, and I even broke down and used tweasers to try to design a little dorothy and toto, but I gave up
Duckeye > so right now it looks like pacman
Obsidian Hawk > no
Mala Foxglove > ...Sounds unfortunate
Gregor Tiberius > didnt you mention this duck? a while back?
Duckeye > I'm trying again
Duckeye > I only got half way, my designs didn't work
onovono > share pics
Gregor Tiberius > what are you tryin to make?
Duckeye > I tried making a swirl to make it look like a tornado, and I even broke down and used tweasers to try to design a little dorothy and toto, but I gave up
Duckeye > so right now it looks like pacman
Noodulz Macaroni > arina, when did you lose your sanity?
Arina Deturca > after I started reading FNA chat
Arina Deturca > after I started reading FNA chat
Kerm0 > University makes me sad
Kerm0 > Stops me from flying my internet spaceship
jih chop > university is goodly for u
jih chop > make u unstupiddier
Kerm0 > Stops me from flying my internet spaceship
jih chop > university is goodly for u
jih chop > make u unstupiddier
SpoonRECKLESS > Hey pete I heard you ask about me my wife was playing on my alt this week
SpoonRECKLESS > She trying to "like" eve
Jago Kain > getting women to like eve is like getting them to like bum-sex... if they aren't into it, they aren't into it and no amount of encouragement is going to change that
Shalia Ripper > it is best to ease them into EvE. play around on the surface for a while, then dive in.
Jago Kain > i see what you did there :)
SpoonRECKLESS > She trying to "like" eve
Jago Kain > getting women to like eve is like getting them to like bum-sex... if they aren't into it, they aren't into it and no amount of encouragement is going to change that
Shalia Ripper > it is best to ease them into EvE. play around on the surface for a while, then dive in.
Jago Kain > i see what you did there :)
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<HellGremlin> Splat
<HellGremlin> I love rally racing
<HellGremlin> The roads crowded with people
<HellGremlin> One wipeout can kill two families
<HellGremlin> You don't get that kind of excitement in Nascar
<HellGremlin> See, if I were in charge of a motorsport
<HellGremlin> I'd make people not only crowd the sides of the road
<HellGremlin> But actually make the road out of people
<HellGremlin> Foreign ones probably
<HellGremlin> I love rally racing
<HellGremlin> The roads crowded with people
<HellGremlin> One wipeout can kill two families
<HellGremlin> You don't get that kind of excitement in Nascar
<HellGremlin> See, if I were in charge of a motorsport
<HellGremlin> I'd make people not only crowd the sides of the road
<HellGremlin> But actually make the road out of people
<HellGremlin> Foreign ones probably
Zo5o > warpstabs in hisec!
Zo5o > FTW!
Sash'a > its like putting a condom in your ass for the guy whos gonna rape you
Zo5o > FTW!
Sash'a > its like putting a condom in your ass for the guy whos gonna rape you
<splintercellxxx> whatsa fleshlight ?
<splintercellxxx> dildo ?
<wizzard66> better
<Throdax|Work> omg
<Ashrah> male version of a dildo
<Throdax|Work> goggle it
<wizzard66> its like a vagina without a woman attached to it
<Ashrah> use google
<splintercellxxx> lolz
<Throdax|Work> all the advantages of a woman without the complications :P
<splintercellxxx> im not gonna google stuff thats nsfw :+
<wizzard66> aka, it wont whine for food/money/credit cards/ attention/flowers/kids/whatever but just to be cleaned out once in a while
<wizzard66> its very sfw, but you have to use it under the desk in a meeting
<wizzard66> like your secretary
<Throdax|Work> the cleaning is optional
<wizzard66> no, the secretary has to been cleaned afterwards thro
<wizzard66> ah wait.. the fleshlight
<wizzard66> sometimes it feels better when its getting sticky
* wizzard66 wnders if thats the case with the secretary too
* Throdax|Work nods
* wizzard66 realises that the other bosses would askk after a week if they work in a fish selling store
<Throdax|Work> wash it first
<splintercellxxx> dudes lolz
<wizzard66> wash the bosses?
<wizzard66> ive got more work thro, cant do taht
<Throdax|Work> well you could wash the bosses, I bet they would like, but that is besides the point
* wizzard66 hints splinter, that this is the normal thro-wizz conversation type
<wizzard66> besides what point?
<Throdax|Work> the fleshlight point
<Throdax|Work> or cavaty
<wizzard66> i never use the point
<wizzard66> i use the opening
<wizzard66> its somethig.. portugesian, yes?
<Throdax|Work> I did say cavaty
<wizzard66> well you could easily share them then, you use the point, me use the opening
<wizzard66> cheap and fun
<Throdax|Work> is that like a DP?
<wizzard66> DP
<wizzard66> like
<wizzard66> deep purple?
<Throdax|Work> double penetration
<Vittoros> wtf
<Vittoros> that's one backlog i best read
<splintercellxxx> dildo ?
<wizzard66> better
<Throdax|Work> omg
<Ashrah> male version of a dildo
<Throdax|Work> goggle it
<wizzard66> its like a vagina without a woman attached to it
<Ashrah> use google
<splintercellxxx> lolz
<Throdax|Work> all the advantages of a woman without the complications :P
<splintercellxxx> im not gonna google stuff thats nsfw :+
<wizzard66> aka, it wont whine for food/money/credit cards/ attention/flowers/kids/whatever but just to be cleaned out once in a while
<wizzard66> its very sfw, but you have to use it under the desk in a meeting
<wizzard66> like your secretary
<Throdax|Work> the cleaning is optional
<wizzard66> no, the secretary has to been cleaned afterwards thro
<wizzard66> ah wait.. the fleshlight
<wizzard66> sometimes it feels better when its getting sticky
* wizzard66 wnders if thats the case with the secretary too
* Throdax|Work nods
* wizzard66 realises that the other bosses would askk after a week if they work in a fish selling store
<Throdax|Work> wash it first
<splintercellxxx> dudes lolz
<wizzard66> wash the bosses?
<wizzard66> ive got more work thro, cant do taht
<Throdax|Work> well you could wash the bosses, I bet they would like, but that is besides the point
* wizzard66 hints splinter, that this is the normal thro-wizz conversation type
<wizzard66> besides what point?
<Throdax|Work> the fleshlight point
<Throdax|Work> or cavaty
<wizzard66> i never use the point
<wizzard66> i use the opening
<wizzard66> its somethig.. portugesian, yes?
<Throdax|Work> I did say cavaty
<wizzard66> well you could easily share them then, you use the point, me use the opening
<wizzard66> cheap and fun
<Throdax|Work> is that like a DP?
<wizzard66> DP
<wizzard66> like
<wizzard66> deep purple?
<Throdax|Work> double penetration
<Vittoros> wtf
<Vittoros> that's one backlog i best read
Kajtek Zawisz > dude, the d key is way on the left, the b key is bottom middle :P
Johda > im dislexic. leave me along
Johda > alone
Johda > (*&%^$#$
Johda > im dislexic. leave me along
Johda > alone
Johda > (*&%^$#$