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Bryg Philomena > Dear concord.. I have your wife. Give me 2 billion isk or she will be raped.
Bryg Philomena > Concord? Do you comply? I have pictures of her with Genetically Enhanced Livestock.
Bryg Philomena > Let me paint you a picture. We shall use this Exotic Dancer
Bryg Philomena > oh Ah... oh baby... it hurts AHHHH <--- Exotic Dancer
Bryg Philomena > I will do this to your wife.
Alveyman > lol
Aracturus > I seem to have this swarm of women
Aracturus > It's like flies sometimes.
Aracturus > Seriously, if you saw my inbox, you'd be shocked
Aracturus > pages of propositions D:
Andreus Ixiris > You're a goon, your inbox is full of dicks
Aracturus > My inbox was full of dicks long before I became a goon
BlackKnightMagik > I still saying voting for a president in the US is like going to a porn store and trying to figure out which dildo will hurt the least
Asbalon Jade > either parts is really friggen high... I just died... or I lost the last marble in my bag... of all three...
High Sierra > you had marbles?
Partsking > Could be a mix of all.
Partsking > Asbalon.
Asbalon Jade > if its a mix.... next thing you know I'll get the urge to huff c320 gas again...
Partsking > Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
Asbalon Jade > just let me grab my stinger missle launcher and they'll be better than shooting stars...
Partsking > :D
Asbalon Jade > they even scream while flying to earth...
WNxWolfy > Make a wish kids!
Ar Marr > stinger missile launcer? what happened to the teddy bear launcers?
Ruban Spangler > o/
WNxWolfy > Rocket propelled chainsaw ftw
Asbalon Jade > that just shows you how stupified I am roland...
Ar Marr > hey ruban
Asbalon Jade > Never would of thought to seeya here again
High Sierra > you know why they have lifejackets on planes?
Ruban Spangler > anything exciting in GW right now?
WNxWolfy > Sierra > For safety regulations?
High Sierra > nope
WNxWolfy > No, nothing at all ruban. Nothing at all. No ships to shoot, nothing.
Partsking > Roland came back, though. o/
WNxWolfy > Who's roland
Ruban Spangler > i'll see if I can fix my R&D agents then
Asbalon Jade > still cant believe it...
High Sierra > its so if the plane comes down and by chance its heading to a mountain, all the passengers can inflate them, throw them at the mountain and scream 'GO AWAY NASTY MOUNTAIN'
WNxWolfy > DEFINITELY NOTHING AT ALL
High Sierra > true that
Asbalon Jade > ya know for a moment I thought you were going to say they could all go indiana jones on the mointain...
High Sierra > now that would be silly
] Asbalon Jade > nah.. it'd be fun to watch..
Asbalon Jade > "weeeeehhhh!" *thud* "wheeeeee!" *thud* .....
Asbalon Jade > boy am i dark today...
Strike Seventeen > wouldnt it just be "thud" and then a people shaped hole in the ground?
WNxWolfy > Lolwat
Asbalon Jade > depends how long they take between them jumping and hitting the mountain...
High Sierra > have you ever hit a cow with a shovel?
High Sierra > its sounds like that
WNxWolfy > .......
WNxWolfy > Don't think I have
High Sierra > you should try it
Ar Marr > gotta deal with rl for a bit... afk... i'll def be back later this evening
High Sierra > tbh if you havent hit a cow with a shovel then you havent lived
Belatrix Ventox > or cow tipping
Asbalon Jade > so kind of like a ... fleshy thud followed by an angry moo?
High Sierra > well on
High Sierra > no
High Sierra > cows dont really get angry
High Sierra > startled
Strike Seventeen > they get even?
High Sierra > cows are good at startled
Chian Dorado > Chick-fil-A cows do
High Sierra > and staring
WNxWolfy > I eh
jahamesh neutron > mmm chick-fil-a
WNxWolfy > I think I'm just going to continue flying with the fleet.
High Sierra > nothing like a good stare from a cow to make you feel uncomfortable
High Sierra > or slightly turned on
Strike Seventeen > and decorating my dinner plate with ribeyes
WNxWolfy > Right.
Strike Seventeen > thats it, 22 degrees be damned, im firing up the grill tonight
High Sierra > there used to be this one cow in the field at the back of my dads place
High Sierra > lovely eyes
WNxWolfy > Oh god
Partsking > /emote steps away from HS.
WNxWolfy > I er
WNxWolfy > I think it's better if we shut sierra up now
Partsking > or....pix plz?
High Sierra > what?
High Sierra > dont tell me you've never looked into those depthless bown eyes
High Sierra > and found yourself touching your nipples
Partsking > lmao
WNxWolfy > .....
WNxWolfy > No, I've never.
Asbalon Jade > and you guys were EVER afraid of me.. yeah.. right...
Mike C > CCP transferred all the nodes to Veldspar: Online
Mike C > where you follow a lonely miner with only his hulk and his right hand to keep him company
Lockette > lol
Fenria Wolf > and pudding.... dont forget pudding
Rathroc > "Your mere presence makes my heart tremble with joy. How can I help you, oh light of my eyes?"
Rathroc > ...I think that means my agent likes me
Tarmack > ... maybe
Tarmack > or you got drunk and now your married
Rathroc > heh
Rathroc > I hope not, he is a guy
Rathroc > or one hell of an ugly woman
Garthran > oh, dominix! how i've missed you and your complete lack of agility and grace!
Asuka Paku > don't forget aesthetics..
Garthran > i think it looks decently cool
Garthran > it's just that it's about as graceful as an autistic toddler falling down stairs
Sareriosh > interesting comparison
<Stavros> wow
<Stavros> we have teh rhaegar
<Stavros> :P
<Stavros> u know
<Stavros> i think i should get a hostmask
<Stavros> ;/
<Stavros> dont u think so rhaegar
<Stavros> PLSPSLPSLPSLSPL
<Rhaegar> wah, sorry wasi ngame :P
<Rhaegar> a hostmask you say
<Stavros> yes
<Stavros> possibly
<Stavros> stavros@m0o.owns.u.com
<Stavros> or something equally sexual
<Stavros> -_-
<Dirus> or m0o.owns.us :P
<Stavros> yes
<Stavros> that is good as well
<Dirus> EvilBunny@Fur.of.all.Evil :)
<moocifer> nothing with 'us' in it x(
<Rhaegar> do a whois on Stav
<moocifer> X'D
<Dirus> hahahaha
<[BH]Virrago> Address: asdas@biggest.nub.in.the.world.ever.omg.pwnd
<[BH]Virrago> :S
<Stavros> HAX :/
Entreri Finwe > 1. Locate raised, reddish area
Entreri Finwe > 2. Move finger formed appenidx to rest upon said raised area
Entreri Finwe > 3. in a fluid motion, move said appendix down, towards the reddish area
Entreri Finwe > 4. duck
Marcel Rhodes > "Pressing the nuclear missile button: for Americans."
Chaimera > they still living together
Russ1 > let me ask
Russ1 > luth, you still living together?
Luthais Dalzeil > Yeah... Just waiting for her to tell me one more time that she
wants a divorce...
Luthais Dalzeil > This time, I hand her the papers.
Russ1 > can you take a picture at that moment?
Chaimera > get it on fraps for me
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