OmegaKnight > omg oinly 378 in jita
OmegaKnight > yet there is still as much lag as if there were 700 this proves that lag in jita is hard coded into the game
OmegaKnight > yet there is still as much lag as if there were 700 this proves that lag in jita is hard coded into the game
<Asestorian> how hard it is to get shoes that fit me
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
Suicidal Terminator > power to the amarrians!
shlinky > r u retarted
Suicidal Terminator > even if retarded amarrians are still the superior race
shlinky > r u retarted
Suicidal Terminator > even if retarded amarrians are still the superior race
Azrael Dawnbringer > Yeah asteroids pwns, but id miss all the damn spread sheets ya know
Bren Steiner > Spread 'dem sheets baby
Azrael Dawnbringer > fuck! be gentle!
Bren Steiner > never!
Azrael Dawnbringer > Ok no vasaline for you.
Bren Steiner > Spread 'dem sheets baby
Azrael Dawnbringer > fuck! be gentle!
Bren Steiner > never!
Azrael Dawnbringer > Ok no vasaline for you.
Ethan Blue > fuck goon qij leshko نكح الأبله дяволите палячо carajo perdonavides 他妈的呆子 他媽的呆子 jebanje siledžijski
Golgrath > ill be there in a sec
DiamondDog > mom fly to V-iuel take a other ship
Hamrammur > ur mom here?
Agenor Deteis > lol
DiamondDog > mom fly to V-iuel take a other ship
Hamrammur > ur mom here?
Agenor Deteis > lol
Nalyae > hey guys, what's the EVE plug-in?
Obsidian Hawk > its a special attachment that goes into your usb port. To help the women of EvE really experience the game.
Steph Wing > Oh dear...
Zomiaen > I've seen those before... Quite Amusing
Steph Wing > Particularly for the women, I would imagine
Nalyae > so where do i get it now? >.>
Steph Wing > Have we piqued your...interest?
Nalyae > yup
Nalyae > :34
Nalyae > ...:3
Steph Wing > XFD
Nalyae > BOTH HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD
Nalyae > >:3
Steph Wing > LMAO
Zomiaen > pfft you
Zomiaen > the real pros can play eve onehanded...
Obsidian Hawk > its a special attachment that goes into your usb port. To help the women of EvE really experience the game.
Steph Wing > Oh dear...
Zomiaen > I've seen those before... Quite Amusing
Steph Wing > Particularly for the women, I would imagine
Nalyae > so where do i get it now? >.>
Steph Wing > Have we piqued your...interest?
Nalyae > yup
Nalyae > :34
Nalyae > ...:3
Steph Wing > XFD
Nalyae > BOTH HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD
Nalyae > >:3
Steph Wing > LMAO
Zomiaen > pfft you
Zomiaen > the real pros can play eve onehanded...
Rigsta > why not just buy a cheap frig?
Tobias Raddick > Rig; 'cause I'm a pimp, and i can't be seen rolling in anything worth less than 50m
Tobias Raddick > Rig; 'cause I'm a pimp, and i can't be seen rolling in anything worth less than 50m
<Levka|Work><Dread|X-factor> russia in the lead atm <-- Russia gonna buy Iceland and rename CCP in to CCCP
whiz perz > I think the toilet just sent me a killmail