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Olijuda > morning all, can someone hook me and Mascara up?
Eyeshadow > ZOMG
Eyeshadow > MASCARA LIPSTICK?
Eyeshadow > you my long lost brother?
Stile > this will be my first time to run a mission with someone else, so you can tell me what to do, I don't mind
Aiyeeta Beaver > GET ME A COFFEE!!!
Aiyeeta Beaver > damn interns...
Omiko Pryde > you can buy a plex and sell it for isk
732 > doesn't sound as risque
Pliskkenn > You can seductively buy a plex and I'll willing pay money for it's delectible services
Pliskkenn > That better?
732 > oooooh.... hawt
Etoile Chercheur > we're discussing relationships and marriage using an analogy to empire mining vs. 0.0 mining.
Shadris > I'd scroll up quite a way Telesto. You have missed a fair bit.
superscarface > /emote draws up a graph on attraction to a girl during hte period of the chase, the question..the first date
Telesto > well, start a new coversation
Etoile Chercheur > Seto, you telling me that you could take a 2 week old character and survive and actualy do things in 0.0 that are worthwhile doing?
Shadris > Sorry Telesto this conversation still has some milage in it.
Seto Mazzarotto > I mine 0.0 in an Osprey alone, just takes creativity. And obviously not -- 2 weeks old, in that analogy, is still dealing with pimples and freshman dances
Etoile Chercheur > :)
superscarface > attaction is almost goen by 1st date :/
Telesto > lets talk about what is better, an elk or a moose
Etoile Chercheur > i like MOOSES, Eddy!
Sapphi > Ospreys are uber for mining - but in 0.0?
Shadris > I found my last partner attractive all through our relationship.
Seto Mazzarotto > hardly. Most women I date find me more attractive after a month than an hour.
Telesto > i like elks
Etoile Chercheur > yes, Sapphi. just gotta be quick.
Sapphi > a mine and leggit policy?
Seto Mazzarotto > Yep. Quick, creative, and alert.
Sapphi > so u mine into cans?
Sapphi > of just to your hold?
Etoile Chercheur > are you sure you didn't mean "after a few drinks rather than just one"?
Seto Mazzarotto > Secure cans in a safe spot well away from any danger.
Sapphi > <wonders what creative mining is, exactly
Yabar > stealing probably
superscarface > sounds exciting
Etoile Chercheur > how do you transport the ore to the cans, Seto, and how long do you find yourself waiting for belt rats to get lost?
Seto Mazzarotto > Seducing the asteroids with a flick of the eyebrow and a clever word, a few compliments, drinks and the next thing they're in your indy getting carted home.
Vivian321 > anyone feel laggy?
Ekon Bor > yeh stood 1 min infront of the toilet b4 any piss came out
Jeinvay Kunsu > fag can be any number of things
Jeinvay Kunsu > a cigarette, a happy person, or the famous actors guild
Mr Shrew > my penis can be many things too
Deerhoof > your penis can be a hippo
Mr Shrew > i inflate it and turn it into a poodle
Jeinvay Kunsu > hmm shrew your penis is bald in some places and poofy white in others?
Jeinvay Kunsu > well if your penis is a poodle, your poodle is one small weiner dog
Jeinvay Kunsu > damn...that sounds gayer than i thought
Bubba Clax > what skills do i need if im gonna be awsome at scanning down stuff?
dumtes > i forgot the names
dumtes > but i already am
dumtes > at least at finding wormholes
jih chop > get Blow Jobs to 4 and <i>convince</i> someone else to scan for you
Six Strangelove> Of all servers on the planet to go Skynet on us, I really don't want it to be the EVE one... though at least it would leave us alone for an hour a day.
Koronakesh > Was driving home from mall with gf, and "I kissed a girl" came on the radio. About 30 seconds later, i realize she's staring at me with a weird look and that I've been singing the words to "I robbed a goon"
Promon Delnai > fresh prince of motsu
UPA Terf > in west isenairos born and raised in the station is where i spent most of my days
UPA Terf > chillin out maxin relaxin all cool and shootin some ravens outside the trade school
UPA Terf > when a couple of domis who were upto no good started to camp my mission neighbourhood
UPA Terf > i got in one little fight and my ceo got scared
UPA Terf > and said your movin with your ceo to motsu
UPA Terf > i pulled up to the station bout 7 or 8 and i said to the carrier yo homes smell ya later
UPA Terf > looked at my station i was finally there to sit on my throne as the fresh prince of motsu
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