Finnsech Vaynne > OMFG, this jerk agent just gave me garbage as a bonus.........
Inara Delrae > lol
Inara Delrae > i love that
Inara Delrae > i have 13k units of it
Inara Delrae > you can sell it to the quafe company for a decent amount
Inara Delrae > a drink company buying garbage
Finnsech Vaynne > that's like KFC buying cats
Inara Delrae > lol
Inara Delrae > i love that
Inara Delrae > i have 13k units of it
Inara Delrae > you can sell it to the quafe company for a decent amount
Inara Delrae > a drink company buying garbage
Finnsech Vaynne > that's like KFC buying cats
Hygelac > Your first solo pvp kill is like the first time you have sex. Messy, Clumsey but fucking good fun :D
Wessel Jeroen > hmm my first solo kill was a frig in me sniping bs (was no fun)
Wessel Jeroen > did have a very nice fight with some guy in a cruiser tho (i was in arma sniping fitted so was close)
Hygelac > lol of course it wasn't, you were using the wrong tool :D That's like using a dildo on your woman. Good results but
you don't feel much yourself :D
Wessel Jeroen > jup :D
fruitloaf > hehe
Hygelac > hmmm ... It's just become clear to me that I need a girlfriend! :/
Wessel Jeroen > hmm my first solo kill was a frig in me sniping bs (was no fun)
Wessel Jeroen > did have a very nice fight with some guy in a cruiser tho (i was in arma sniping fitted so was close)
Hygelac > lol of course it wasn't, you were using the wrong tool :D That's like using a dildo on your woman. Good results but
you don't feel much yourself :D
Wessel Jeroen > jup :D
fruitloaf > hehe
Hygelac > hmmm ... It's just become clear to me that I need a girlfriend! :/
Yuki Li > meanwhile in aridia a carrier became sentient and ate 14 asteroids and 3 miners in an attempt to solve the mystery of what breakfast is
Ratzap > Pull my finger
* Balrog Valarauko pulls Ratzap's finger.
* Ratzap Balrog is enveloped in a cloud of hideous half processed beer and curry
* Swatcat leaves Balrog and Ratz's to pull each other off in private ;)
HappyPappy > rofl
* Balrog Valarauko pulls Ratzap's finger.
* Ratzap Balrog is enveloped in a cloud of hideous half processed beer and curry
* Swatcat leaves Balrog and Ratz's to pull each other off in private ;)
HappyPappy > rofl
GoFur > silly is running through eve space with you butt in the window of your ship
Par'Gellen > pants or no pants?
GoFur > no pants.. no thong
Par'Gellen > pants or no pants?
GoFur > no pants.. no thong
Timothy McKenzie > one of them made a mistake of asking me what he could do in a punisher since he can't rat here
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Archon Theo > WoW, maybe the people on EVE aren't as mature as I assumed.,.
Marco Bartoli > HAHAHA you think people in this game are mature
Keiichi Nailo > Mature... MATURE... THIS IS INTERNET SPACESHIPS!
Marco Bartoli > HAHAHA you think people in this game are mature
Keiichi Nailo > Mature... MATURE... THIS IS INTERNET SPACESHIPS!
Faraboot > lets go Arkantous
Faraboot > undick..
Arkantous > i guess ill just have to train to fly a moros or something
Faraboot > lol
Suzie Suitcase > haha drop and give me 50 corpie!
Faraboot > undock*
Arkantous > i refuse to undick!
Faraboot > lol
Arkantous > lol
Vilencia > hahahah
Faraboot > this goes to omgrawr :)
Faraboot > undick..
Arkantous > i guess ill just have to train to fly a moros or something
Faraboot > lol
Suzie Suitcase > haha drop and give me 50 corpie!
Faraboot > undock*
Arkantous > i refuse to undick!
Faraboot > lol
Arkantous > lol
Vilencia > hahahah
Faraboot > this goes to omgrawr :)
Propehcy > They're like scouts, always prepared, I'm sure they'd have lots of lube.
(Talking about m0o)
(Talking about m0o)
Aquillar > wow the distance remaining thing was a little off while I was warping
Aquillar > wapring to a station in my hauler it said 150 km remaining just as I was coming out of the warp
Aquillar > I almost cried
Aquillar > I looked at my scanner and it was 15 km
Aquillar > christ
Asbury > been bouncing 75km or more away from mani station using old BM there
Aquillar > these miscalculations run ships into plannets you know!
Markus SilverMoon > COOOOOOL
Aquillar > I need to take my ship in for some engine work obviously
Aquillar > my warp core is getting rusty
Asbury > quit peeing on it
Asbury > its not good for it
Asbury > if it runs hot add coolant
GOT SHIPS > lol , tough crowd
Aquillar > shit thats what I'm doing wrong
Asbury > yeah , and bathroom humor usually works in here
Markus SilverMoon > not when one of us has to pee
Aquillar > sorry, I was just going to the bathroom on my warp core
Aquillar > 2 of us
Markus SilverMoon > lol
Markus SilverMoon > ummmm brb
Aquillar > don't do it on your warp core!
Aquillar > wapring to a station in my hauler it said 150 km remaining just as I was coming out of the warp
Aquillar > I almost cried
Aquillar > I looked at my scanner and it was 15 km
Aquillar > christ
Asbury > been bouncing 75km or more away from mani station using old BM there
Aquillar > these miscalculations run ships into plannets you know!
Markus SilverMoon > COOOOOOL
Aquillar > I need to take my ship in for some engine work obviously
Aquillar > my warp core is getting rusty
Asbury > quit peeing on it
Asbury > its not good for it
Asbury > if it runs hot add coolant
GOT SHIPS > lol , tough crowd
Aquillar > shit thats what I'm doing wrong
Asbury > yeah , and bathroom humor usually works in here
Markus SilverMoon > not when one of us has to pee
Aquillar > sorry, I was just going to the bathroom on my warp core
Aquillar > 2 of us
Markus SilverMoon > lol
Markus SilverMoon > ummmm brb
Aquillar > don't do it on your warp core!