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Olixia Castitatis > TD, what is "I don't have a pencil" in Spanish?
TrouserDeagle > No tengo un lapiz.
Olixia Castitatis > un doesn't sound very spanish.
Olixia Castitatis > Adoran, what is "I don't have a pencil" in Old Norse?
TrouserDeagle > lawl.
Adoran Wa'alle > Jeg har ingen blyant :P
TrouserDeagle > Hee hee.
Adoran Wa'alle > well, that's norwegian. old norse...no idea :P
Olixia Castitatis > LEARN TO SPEAK OLD NORSE!!!!!!111
Olixia Castitatis > And learn to write in Runic too.
Olixia Castitatis > We won't think you are cool until you can say "I am here to Rape your Women and burn your house down" in Old Norse.
IzzyChan > Rodrom Caldera > CCP is Recruiting alot of ppl at this very current moment. What is the chances For Somebuddy Like me Without a Batchler Degrea Of making it into getting recruited to work for CCP
IzzyChan > First off, they need to learn how to spell.
T' Elk > anyone notice the wreathe and thrasher look like trains?
Jainz > Knowing the Minmatar, they probably are trains
DeadMupppet > Space trains.
Strill > Ya. EVE should be text based. Who needs all those useless graphics and sounds. They're for noobs.

Mankirks Wife >
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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.

> activate medium beam laser I

Cistuvaert

You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.

> go belt

Cistuvaert - Belt

Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.

> flip can

You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!

> kill carebear

You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!

> kill carebear

The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!

The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.

> say 'LOL NOOB!'

You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.

> loot wreck

You loot the wreck of the Navitas.

You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I

Your neocom flashes. You have mail!

> read mali

I don't understand the word, "mali".

> read mail

You open your new mail.

"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"

> say "lol"

You say, "lol"
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JaegerNZ > i'm missioning atm, just unfitted my type 3 afterburner
Sir LaunchAlot > type 3 ?
X Saint > ?
JaegerNZ > structure fire
Gothikia > /emote demands more pg+cpu from deimos
Carth Jared > signed
Khanivore > i want a faster reload skill
Carth Jared > signed
Gothikia > i want a pony
Carth Jared > signed!
Ber Kan > Imma not be nation..Imma be a waffle... :)
EVE System > Dongzilla was muted by Audrene. Effective until 2010.09.14 01:31:51.
EVE System > Dongzilla was muted by H8FilledVoid. Effective until 2010.09.14 01:31:51.
H8FilledVoid > OMG!!
Delfinius > double mute, FATALITY
Kenistan > finish him!
Animora > domi warps fast?
Galadriela > yeah it's relatively quick to align and enter warp :)
Screaming Blade > because its so scared of that mirror
<The Hooded Claw> Arggh you bloody stippers, there is no ore left in this system to mine!
<Psycho Doughboy> I'm not a stripper, I'm a miner.
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