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(While sitting in station one night, I noticed that my bank balance improved rather dramatically. After a bit of confusion, I recieved this mail)

Dear Draconius Krynar,

Please forgive me to disturb you,

I made a little mistake the 2007.03.21 at 00h34 while buying the F-RX Prototype Capacitor Boost you placed on the market.
And I payed 81 100 801,00 for this Module, that is really overpriced for this kind of module.
Could you please be so kind to reimburse me at least 70M and keep for you 10M for the inconvenience.

Thanks in advance for your kindness and honesty
Qing

(or what? He's gonna wardec the noob corp?)

#7927 + ( 18 ) -inappropriate?

Tyrok Legio > i think i've had too much red bull, i thought shit!! i haven't let the cat in.........i don't have a cat.....
Tyrok Legio > i wanna know where the cat shit on the floor came from tho 0.o
Pushtan > ROFL! fucking quoted!!!!

#1197 + ( 7 ) -inappropriate?

[ +Meridius ] corpses have really good resistances :o
[ +moocifer ] Ewww
[ +moocifer ] what are you doing to them ??
[ +Kayosoni ] ..
[ +Kayosoni ] ew

#12748 + ( 11 ) -inappropriate?

Dantes Wolf > anyone ever gave some thought to our neighbouring system?
Dantes Wolf > imo, the guys at CCP gets what they need lol
Dantes Wolf > L-1hkr
Dantes Wolf > Lone Hooker
Dantes Wolf > lol
Dantes Wolf > the constellation looks like a dick too xD

#10156 + ( 24 ) -inappropriate?

<Alter-Ego> what you should do cougem is knock the girl out with all the drugs and stuff
<Alter-Ego> then put her balls in her mouth
<+Asestorian> ...
<%cougem> ...
<Alter-Ego> and get someone to take a photo
<+Asestorian> what
<%cougem> ...
<%cougem> Alter-Ego have u ever seen a naked girl

#13788 + ( 16 ) -inappropriate?

Kurt Cobain > welp
Marcus Gord > hide the shotguns.....
Kurt Cobain > no need, i got a clone
Kurt Cobain > heroin -> eat shotgun -> wake up in station -> shoot some people -> feel bad about it -> heroin
Kurt Cobain > rinse repeat

#10058 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

dibblebill > /emote knows how to decimate your fleets
dibblebill > Flying two races of E-War and DPS would be very bad.
Stovo kor > fleets...woot where they be hiding
Dr Mishuk > Yeah, out fleets, I forgot about those, yeah, we have an armada, a Spanish Armada
Dr Mishuk > our
dibblebill > I'll see your Spanish Amrada and raise you one windstorm
dibblebill > at sea
Dr Mishuk > considering how the whole SPanish Armada affair ended, I can see where my pod is flying

#2627 + ( 15 ) -inappropriate?

<Daakkon> anybody got a good eagle setup?
<[RKK]skilzrulz> yeah
<[RKK]skilzrulz> right click on it
<[RKK]skilzrulz> repackage ->
<[RKK]skilzrulz> right click AGAIN
<[RKK]skilzrulz> sell on market

#4303 + ( 4 ) -inappropriate?

EmceeW > so the question is where is your mouth most of the time nam?
Namrael > Well, Emcee, I use the bank of Sanctus' Pants most frequently
Sanctus Gabriel > like it has been for the last few hours lol
Namrael > His wallet's in the back pocket
Sanctus Gabriel > =)
Dark Avatar > lol!
Jude Kopenhagen > What, Nams mouth has been on your pants for a few hours???
Sanctus Gabriel > aye thats why she doesnt speak much =p

#2363 + ( 5 ) -inappropriate?

FlashmanUK > what you think mss?
Mss Darkness > reason of live?
Mss Darkness > even einstein didnt get out that 1
FlashmanUK > No pyroxeres or sex
Mss Darkness > different for all i guess
Mss Darkness > lol
Mss Darkness > pyrox!!
FlashmanUK > all the way
Mss Darkness > sex with u sux anyway
FlashmanUK > not what you said last week

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