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Zaximus Lynch > Going to Jita is like looking at your sister's butt. You know you shouldn't, but you still do it once in a while, and most of the time you regret it.
DFox31> ooh!!!! ohh!! And then we can give cov ops cloaks to something that is designed to be stealthy like oh I dont know, the STEALTH bomber?
Shereza> But I thought stealth bombers were supposed to bomb. If you fix it it'll rock, not bomb.
Dashi > anyone know where those imp are now?
Hellcore > probably gone home to work out how to cram more ecm and wcs on their ships
In local:
Deklein Debbie > [22:22:50] BROOL > thats rich, keep local clear. Like everything we say in fleet isnt getting pasted into local anyway?
Karn Sadi > Wonder if they still force nobel price winners to give out semen samples :s
Atandros > what?
Haric > A Caldari and an Amarr are sitting at a table in a pub when a young boy walks past outside. "Wouldn't you love to screw him?" Asks the Amarr. "Out of what?" Asks the Caldari.
KSUDruid > shhhh.
KSUDruid > quiet.. remember?
cordy > oh right hehe
cordy > /emote goes back under druids desk
KSUDruid > o.0
Feek > Hmm. what are you doing under there?
todkavonic > /emote wants pics
Feek > Druid, just walk away
cordy > he cant he is to addictive on it :p
KSUDruid > hell no
KSUDruid > i'm stickin' around for this
cordy > you see
KSUDruid > /emote throws a football at his office door and slams it shut
Feek > You got an office AND a football?
Feek > git
KSUDruid > i got 3 stations too
cordy > hey dont call my druid a git i am only allowed to :p
KSUDruid > the cabin has a pool
KSUDruid > the grill's got a nice patio
Feek > I was at the cabin earlier.
Feek > Pissed in the pool ;)
KSUDruid > and the mansion, well, 1 word.. GROTTO
Dog > /emote puts fresh salt in pool and shakes head at feek
Feek > The bar 'n' grill is the bestest place though.
pringprang > they make a mean club sandwich
KSUDruid > steak sandwhich 4 teh win
cordy > mmm whiped cream
The Hard > on a steak sandwich?
KSUDruid > get back under the desk you
cordy > WOOF
cordy > *lick*
cordy > wow now everyone is silent:p
Valtis Thermalion > as someone put it, "The roleplay irony here is huge. The Amarr, the only faction to be ruled by a monarch and theoretically as technologically advanced as the Caldari, have collapsed into civil war. Meanwhile the Minmatar, whose boats are held together by duct-tape and hate, are triumphing along with their French allies"
Vladimir Ramanov > LOL Battle Angles are going to war with SA too now, i'm almost starting to feel sorry for....almost
Emperor D'Hoffryn > is SA actually going down?
Vladimir Ramanov > cant see them surviving this
Par'Gellen > unfortunately if they do fall there will be almost no market for male blow up dolls
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