Par'Gellen > I want Scotty to catch me humping a cruise missile in the hangar bay one day after ambulation
Par'Gellen > oops crap wrong chat ack
Mia Fatalis > weirdo
Par'Gellen > jumping while type 4tl :(
Reachok > Yeah, that was meant for a private convo, which is kind of scary in itself 8-)
Par'Gellen > lol
Mia Fatalis > interupting pars gay orgy ftl
Mia Fatalis > scotty and a cruise missile, :s
Par'Gellen > well in my defense it's a female cruise missile
Eason Carn > but aren't you female?
Par'Gellen > me? not exactly
DARTHxFREE > no exactuly means, he's only female on friday nights
chero > poor par par :)
Chakrai > Maggie Thatcher slept for four hours a day, commissioned day-long bomber roams to support her capital fleet in a sov battle and was the gold standard at griefing miners.
Chakrai > Perfect alliance leader tbh.
Chakrai > Perfect alliance leader tbh.
Tristam Izumi > Calling a procurer a pile of shit would be insulting shit.
Aquillar > everytime us chinese build a great wall god damn mongolians come and break it down!!
T'Amber > WE ARE JITA!!!
OUR SPAHM WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN!
schnooble > then we will scam in the shade
OUR SPAHM WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN!
schnooble > then we will scam in the shade
MAcheTT3 > We already popped the Raptor though.
ApophisXP > yeah lovely raptor
Doomdutch > ouh ... im really sad ...
ApophisXP > he was my target
Martin Hartl > i'm 100km away from 9-f gate in assah direction, if someone wants to play with me
Doomdutch > come and see at the gate what i bought
MAcheTT3 > Is it a pony?
ApophisXP > if you wanna play with me you got to pay though......i dont cyber for free
Doomdutch > ahah no more guesses , you'll have to see for yourselves ...
Martin Hartl > well, more than 1 isk can't you be
ApophisXP > 5m for caldari and amarr - 10m got gal and 50m for minmatar...
MAcheTT3 > LOL
Martin Hartl > lol
MAcheTT3 > Racist bastard.
ApophisXP > LOL
ApophisXP > come on you know you want to
ApophisXP > i can give group discounts
MAcheTT3 > Can you Fraps it for me?
ApophisXP > sure can ;)
ApophisXP > yeah lovely raptor
Doomdutch > ouh ... im really sad ...
ApophisXP > he was my target
Martin Hartl > i'm 100km away from 9-f gate in assah direction, if someone wants to play with me
Doomdutch > come and see at the gate what i bought
MAcheTT3 > Is it a pony?
ApophisXP > if you wanna play with me you got to pay though......i dont cyber for free
Doomdutch > ahah no more guesses , you'll have to see for yourselves ...
Martin Hartl > well, more than 1 isk can't you be
ApophisXP > 5m for caldari and amarr - 10m got gal and 50m for minmatar...
MAcheTT3 > LOL
Martin Hartl > lol
MAcheTT3 > Racist bastard.
ApophisXP > LOL
ApophisXP > come on you know you want to
ApophisXP > i can give group discounts
MAcheTT3 > Can you Fraps it for me?
ApophisXP > sure can ;)
Marcus Akhellan > Besides I had already found him a hole this morning - but he didn't liike that one
Wuhu > anyone bored? anyone itching to help me mine scord? well COME ON DOWN!!
Wuhu > you, yes you, can have the mining experience of your life
Wuhu > we'll lock roids, we'll mine ore, we'll strip fields, and YES we'll even haul it to the station
Wuhu > how much would you pay for this opportunity?
Wuhu > $300?
Wuhu > $200?
Wuhu > $172?
Wuhu > nope
Wuhu > you can help me for FREE!
* Wuhu does not guarantee free. Taxes and Title still apply.
Xiron > tell me how to order wu!
Wuhu > it's easy!!
Wuhu > just hop in your best mining ship, dodge some pirates, and fly to dihra
Wuhu > don't want to keep all that pesky ore?
Wuhu > don't worry! wuhu will keep it!!
Xiron > thats such a great deal!
Wuhu > i'm all about value
Xiron > do you have any others?
Wuhu > act now and get "Give Wuhu All Your Kernite" included!
Wuhu > that's a $49.99 value
Wuhu > you, yes you, can have the mining experience of your life
Wuhu > we'll lock roids, we'll mine ore, we'll strip fields, and YES we'll even haul it to the station
Wuhu > how much would you pay for this opportunity?
Wuhu > $300?
Wuhu > $200?
Wuhu > $172?
Wuhu > nope
Wuhu > you can help me for FREE!
* Wuhu does not guarantee free. Taxes and Title still apply.
Xiron > tell me how to order wu!
Wuhu > it's easy!!
Wuhu > just hop in your best mining ship, dodge some pirates, and fly to dihra
Wuhu > don't want to keep all that pesky ore?
Wuhu > don't worry! wuhu will keep it!!
Xiron > thats such a great deal!
Wuhu > i'm all about value
Xiron > do you have any others?
Wuhu > act now and get "Give Wuhu All Your Kernite" included!
Wuhu > that's a $49.99 value
Sir Kerry > well i ran enough to get 2 storylines for lev 3 and didnt get a +7 inplant offer
Shadow XII > Keep runnin 'em
Sir Kerry > really
Kyrall > you were expecting a +7 offer???
Shadow XII > I got one :D
Shadow XII > Post-patch bug
Sir Kerry > k ill run 1 more set
Shadow XII > I've petitioned it but no answer
Shadow XII > Plus I already plugged it
Kyrall > thought you already had a full set of +7s?
Shadow XII > Had.
Shadow XII > Had to get podded to clear my bounty
ShadowFox148 > how big was your bounty?
Moochkin > lol what bounty did you have?
Shadow XII > 13m
Moochkin > could have let me kill you :P
Shadow XII > The podding was gonna happen sooner or later :p
Shadow XII > The both times I've been podded I requested it
Kyrall > so you let yourself get podded with a full set of +7 implants to clear a 13m bounty?
Shadow XII > Yep.
Shadow XII > Keep runnin 'em
Sir Kerry > really
Kyrall > you were expecting a +7 offer???
Shadow XII > I got one :D
Shadow XII > Post-patch bug
Sir Kerry > k ill run 1 more set
Shadow XII > I've petitioned it but no answer
Shadow XII > Plus I already plugged it
Kyrall > thought you already had a full set of +7s?
Shadow XII > Had.
Shadow XII > Had to get podded to clear my bounty
ShadowFox148 > how big was your bounty?
Moochkin > lol what bounty did you have?
Shadow XII > 13m
Moochkin > could have let me kill you :P
Shadow XII > The podding was gonna happen sooner or later :p
Shadow XII > The both times I've been podded I requested it
Kyrall > so you let yourself get podded with a full set of +7 implants to clear a 13m bounty?
Shadow XII > Yep.
Warden Kell > 759,888 Mexallon!? How do you smuggle them across the border?