StreetRat > seems all hell broke loose over the weekend
Matthew Munro > we passed hell, welcome to fucked up :)
Matthew Munro > we passed hell, welcome to fucked up :)
Sarnen > Once upon a time there was 3 little carebears running missions in Gelfiven. Along came a 0.0 pilot who invited them to join FREGE in Outer Ring.
Sarnen > Two little carebears joined up with FREGE and moved their assets to 0.0.
Sarnen > the other little carebear was too frightened and stayed in Empire. He later knocked up his wife and had to quit Eve cause he was a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > (lol)
Sarnen > The other two carebear went to 0.0. They could only fly frigs, but were told to get on the gate with a point and mwd and make themselves useful.
Sarnen > Little did they know that FREGE had just gotten steamrolled by the Russians out of the Drone Lands.
Sarnen > And now Triumvirate was coming to kill them off. The two little carebears tried to help, but Tri's hacs were too much for their Vigils.
Garulf Hirgon > :(
Sarnen > Frege fell apart and they moved to Cloud Ring where they made new friends. But the second little carebear had ADD and he quit to play Darkfall. He was also a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > hah
Sarnen > Then they tried to take Cloud Ring and failcascaded.
Sarnen > and then they retied to take Immensea and failcascaded.
Garulf Hirgon > heh
Sarnen > Then they moved to Branch and got reset by the NC.
Sarnen > The End.
Sarnen > for now
Sarnen > Two little carebears joined up with FREGE and moved their assets to 0.0.
Sarnen > the other little carebear was too frightened and stayed in Empire. He later knocked up his wife and had to quit Eve cause he was a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > (lol)
Sarnen > The other two carebear went to 0.0. They could only fly frigs, but were told to get on the gate with a point and mwd and make themselves useful.
Sarnen > Little did they know that FREGE had just gotten steamrolled by the Russians out of the Drone Lands.
Sarnen > And now Triumvirate was coming to kill them off. The two little carebears tried to help, but Tri's hacs were too much for their Vigils.
Garulf Hirgon > :(
Sarnen > Frege fell apart and they moved to Cloud Ring where they made new friends. But the second little carebear had ADD and he quit to play Darkfall. He was also a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > hah
Sarnen > Then they tried to take Cloud Ring and failcascaded.
Sarnen > and then they retied to take Immensea and failcascaded.
Garulf Hirgon > heh
Sarnen > Then they moved to Branch and got reset by the NC.
Sarnen > The End.
Sarnen > for now
aeti > soo
aeti > we almost trap it
aeti > and
aeti > "everybody warp to me"
aeti > and
aeti > then we realise
aeti > we don't have a gang going
aeti > we almost trap it
aeti > and
aeti > "everybody warp to me"
aeti > and
aeti > then we realise
aeti > we don't have a gang going
Herzog Wolfhammer > See what happens when we ignore too many stress test calls? They call a live event
Lerassa > ack afk a min the iguana is fighting with the cat again >.<
Nhoj Sllew > first time in forever i dock in mj and i log back in to 9 tri
Rutoo > haha
Mad Medicine > give em hell
Nhoj Sllew > lol i can't kill 5 vagas
Mad Medicine > yes you can, whip out the titan
Nhoj Sllew > my zipper is stuck
Mad Medicine > dawm that sucks then...
Rutoo > haha
Mad Medicine > give em hell
Nhoj Sllew > lol i can't kill 5 vagas
Mad Medicine > yes you can, whip out the titan
Nhoj Sllew > my zipper is stuck
Mad Medicine > dawm that sucks then...
Stele Toque > i was wondering what to name my mach
Fal > Fal's Machariel :P
Dreadbeard Squidhook > oh i thought you were gonna name it waaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dreadbeard Squidhook > like you're gonna cry when i hit you w/ this waaaaaaah
Fal > name it 'height restrictions apply'
Zhiorenu > name it 'nervous'
Zhiorenu > then when you get blown up youll be left with a nervous wreck
Fal > Fal's Machariel :P
Dreadbeard Squidhook > oh i thought you were gonna name it waaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dreadbeard Squidhook > like you're gonna cry when i hit you w/ this waaaaaaah
Fal > name it 'height restrictions apply'
Zhiorenu > name it 'nervous'
Zhiorenu > then when you get blown up youll be left with a nervous wreck
Sarmaul > can you refine frozen corpses?
Yishal > Pictures or it didn't happen Kuno
Kuno > <picture link>
Yishal > Uh...ops canceled. I...uh...gotta exploit these images for valuable intelligence
Kuno > <picture link>
Yishal > Uh...ops canceled. I...uh...gotta exploit these images for valuable intelligence
Aberash > ive got 19days of insurance left
Admiral Goberius > 13 days here
Admiral Goberius > this domis has to fukin go
Astrum Ludus > I knew there was something else I had to do with this ship
Aberash > hehe
topman324 > lol
Aberash > i need to loose a ferox aswell
Admiral Goberius > 13 days here
Admiral Goberius > this domis has to fukin go
Astrum Ludus > I knew there was something else I had to do with this ship
Aberash > hehe
topman324 > lol
Aberash > i need to loose a ferox aswell