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<Molle> im afraid of spiders.
DarkWizzard > Get any kills H3?
H3AsO4 > just don't ask right now
DarkWizzard > uh oh, u dead?
H3AsO4 > please please please just don't ask how
DarkWizzard > omg u shot a non-war target and got hit by concord
DarkWizzard > (close?)
H3AsO4 > how ya guess :D
DarkWizzard > rofl
DarkWizzard > cos i've done it to - lol
H3AsO4 > LAMFO!!!!
Masharatt Shi > And what kind of interface puts "Declare war" an 1/8 inch from "Add to corporation contacts"
JB Gibson > the same one that put "warp to" next to "bridge"...
Talon`dor|Laptop: I hear that the clone vats are currently bugged
garon: oh boo
Kalessin: sometimes you come out defective, garon
Kalessin: missing an arm or worse
Kalessin: you can only use highslots f1-f4 or f5-f8
Kalessin: GMs won't replace it, they think cloning works perfectly
Taihira > *laughs*
Taihira > slimes is'nta club. it's a vile pit of depravity, noise, filth, sweat and unrepressed hormones.
Taihira > bit like matt's crotch but with more rubber and glowsticks.
Logoth > so its a classy nightclub
Fio Shovah > Tahira: you ain't seen my crotch in a while then?
Logoth > thank god
Taihira > oh yes, the dealers are a very select clientelle, admitted only when the bouncers know they're getting a cut.
Murphy > if people don't settle down they're going to have repititive clone activation syndrome
Murphy > hey I like that
Murphy > RCAS
Azia Burgi > hey dimi! how was siberia?
Azia Burgi > i learnt some russian while you where away
Azia Burgi > я не говорю русский
Azia Burgi > wadda ya think?
Zoukanix > Oo
Packtu'sa > Azia is an RA spy!! :-o
Azia Burgi > i learnt one phrase and now i'm a russian spy?
Packtu'sa > okay maybe not...
Telsiah > Im here, Im ready, Im able, Im willing, Im hot and Im horny so lets do it!
Telsiah > First of all I want to see you dress up in a white sailor outfit and pole dance in a sexually provocative and suggestive manner and then get down on your hands and knees with your tounge hanging out asking for it like a dog! ;p
Telsiah > Use this song please: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46lm4-mJgbo
Bounty Hunter Kaahael > did you get dumped or something?
Ibeau Renoir > I think it's an attempt at trolling pious Amarrians by outraging them with frank discussion of sex
Telsiah > NO I WASNT FUCKING DUMPED!
Ibeau Renoir > she was dumped.
Pallidum: Does this mean sel is done with the bio?
Atrisha: it's about time tbh
Pallidum: GASMASKS ON!
Atrisha: MASK ON!
* dire flails
dire: HALP
Blazing Lunatic > when i was 8 my parents used to buy stuff in bulk and
Blazing Lunatic > once we unloaded all the groceries and must have dropped a big ass container of pimento cheese
Blazing Lunatic > in the grass
Blazing Lunatic > a few weeks later i was mowing the yard and saw it
Blazing Lunatic > so i picked it up and for some reason (I have no idea why) I decided to throw it straight up as hard as i could
Blazing Lunatic > it hit the ground and exploded all over me
Reachok > oh man
Blazing Lunatic > and the smell was like squeezins from the devil's underpants
Reachok > squeezins from the devils underpants, omg!!
Blazing Lunatic > my dad was mad because the mower stunk
Blazing Lunatic > :D
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