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Blame Aideron > u know she had a dreamhose once?
Blame Aideron > *dream house
Eliphas Azimuth > is that an euphermism for a very large-
Eliphas Azimuth > nevermind, was a spelling error
Blame Aideron > lol freudien slip
anister > AW HELL NO
anister > NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
anister > FUCK NO
anister > dad just signed onto msn
anister > seems he's changed his display pic to a nude one of my mum
anister > WRONG WRONG WRONG
anister > i feel ill, afk
<Blackhorizon> fix is getting desperate, offering me isk for [06:34:49] ***** > POS layout and possibly up to date fleet movements and critical targets
<Gomez_Chou> BH, they're offering you isk for something they could easily get themselves?
<Gomez_Chou> pos layout takes a couple of button presses. up to date fleet movements just
<Levin> Gomez_Chou
<Levin> its fix
<Levin> they are on the ??? step of 1) defend querious 2) ??? and 3) profit
Paladin Elanvitale > /emote will be back in a while. I have to go spend some ridiculous money for something almost as ridiculous
Learu Kincaid > a bottle of pop?
MMOSquirrl > a new bike?
egal069 > a vibrator for your pet turtle?
Zoltar Torzoid > alright. as a whole we seem to be ratting, chasing targets, or buying vibrator's for pet turtles.
Talis'har > ninja pet turtles?
GATORAN > I eve nude.
Itachi XIII > me too.
Itachi XIII > pix?
Itachi XIII > lets eve together
Itachi XIII > in the freedom of nudity
GATORAN > <url>
GATORAN > There. Pix. Happy?
Itachi XIII > holy crap she actually did it°
Itachi XIII > i have to say respect!
anister > respeck
Kerixi > who dat?
Kerixi > and whats so spec about the pic?
Itachi XIII > bascially gat said 'i eve nude' and i said 'pix or stfu' and then came a pic
Kerixi > ah....well I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who plays eve in my skin
Itachi XIII > err pix or stfu? :D
Scrawt > your avatar looks like my ex, my ex is called alice and her middle name is Eleanor
Scrawt > so i see you, alice eleanor
Dumagand Ongrard > Elmdor....... nice reading there slick
Scrawt > and im obliged to offer you my penis for old times sake
Scrawt > yes ive noticed the difference in letters, but what i did was try to bridge the gap
Ibeau Renoir > here's where she admits to being a guy irl.
Scrawt > and thatd be another similarity
Scrawt > turns out it was andy and i just wasnt listening
Alice Elmdor > :p
DarkBloodRain > well they both start with an A...
Scrawt > that was my argement
Scrawt > ive only got as far as i have because "girl" and "boy" sound so different
DarkBloodRain > it's just like amendment and action. both start with an a. see?
Scrawt > yes, that explains the manly grunts
Scrawt > and the penis
DarkBloodRain > penis, poker, same thing
DarkBloodRain > parrot?
Scrawt > thats right
Scrawt > i bought a penis from the pet shop, it can say hello
<Solor> ahh its quiet, talk people
<Mort> I like pancakes.
<Strids> iam eating pancakes rightnow!
<Mort> I knew it. i wanted to freak you out.
<Solor> least its not waffles
<Mort> Im outside, stealing your lightbulbs.
<Solor> those lightbulbs are fake
<Mort> LIES!
<Strids> the cake is a lie!
<Strids> who want to be a pink marshmallow? :S
<Solor> mort obviously
<Strids> thats a lie
<Mort> only if I could swallow things, crap them out, and maintian their abilities.
<Solor> only the cake is a lie
<Adria> thank you for participating in this CCP hf enrichment center activity!
<Adria> we do what we must because we can
<Mort> I crap because I must, not because I can.
<Adria> i'd crap because i can
<Solor> if you didnt have to would you crap?
<Mort> nope, but it depends on how I exceted things.
<Mort> Im not getting a collastomy bag for the hell of it.
WNxWolfy > We can make this into fifty shades of space
Nosenhojh > im in
HardinSalvor > black, blacker, more black....
Nosenhojh > his majestic captainly cock protruded from his trousers, curving gently sideways as though asking my intentions
WNxWolfy > All 12 of her nipples stood out briskly
Nosenhojh > i reached out timidly at first, then with unrestrained lust
HardinSalvor > I like to believe that someone logged on just now
HardinSalvor > and this is the first thing they read in ally chat
Nosenhojh > rubbing my hands back and forth around the shaft
Nosenhojh > trying desperately to tear the skin off
Nosenhojh > hardin moaned in pleasure
HardinSalvor > no, I moaned because the skin is starting to peel :'(
WNxWolfy > Progod slowly put his mouth on the hard organ
Kazim Scumling > [10:26:56] HardinSalvor > I like to believe that someone logged on just now
Kazim Scumling > Yep
Nosenhojh > and sticky love lava erupted from his member, temporarily gluing me to the command console
Kabalevsky > fuck it, we can all lead
Kabalevsky > !!
Kabalevsky > hehe
Dr Aether > we can have a democratic gang
Dr Aether > we'll all die horribly, but it'll be everyones fault
<DJWesT> Just dont think about 'De-verginising' me :p
<DJWesT> *Virginising
<DJWesT> *Waits to get slagged off*
<DJMalone> for your spelling or your virginity?
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