DJ Daggaroth > caldari rookie ship
Intergalatic lobster > nice
DJ Daggaroth > its a piece of garbage that is only considered a starship because cyberjesus wanted a laugh and took a can opener and put a warp drive on it
Intergalatic lobster > nice
DJ Daggaroth > its a piece of garbage that is only considered a starship because cyberjesus wanted a laugh and took a can opener and put a warp drive on it
Stitcher > I have discovered something
Stitcher > warping about with a covops cloak on while listening to the Pink Panther theme feels incredibly sneaky
Stitcher > warping about with a covops cloak on while listening to the Pink Panther theme feels incredibly sneaky
Azia Burgi > so can i have the corpses?
Torat > i dunno
Torat > i like to collect them :P
Azia Burgi > /emote looks even more cuter than normal
Torat > i havn't seen a pic of you, don't know how cute you are
Azia Burgi > cute enough to be paid in corpses
Torat > i dunno
Torat > i like to collect them :P
Azia Burgi > /emote looks even more cuter than normal
Torat > i havn't seen a pic of you, don't know how cute you are
Azia Burgi > cute enough to be paid in corpses
Viale > come kill iss with us. u know u wanna.
Viale > they drop veldspar.
Viale > they drop veldspar.
ShadowMaiden > dreads - the only ship a freighter can speed tank
Entity > my uncle is older than 45 and I'd do him any time of the week :P
Entity > he's cute ^.^
Entity > he's cute ^.^
Graelyn > wow, I've been afk for the last 10 min
Graelyn > and outside the station some guy I've never met is screaming my name and posting pics of fish in a dude's ass.
Graelyn > I have weird enemies.
Graelyn > and outside the station some guy I've never met is screaming my name and posting pics of fish in a dude's ass.
Graelyn > I have weird enemies.
Jumping Bean > wtf is wrong with kellus?
Jumping Bean > he LIVED
Telkkar > he didnt get called primary :)
Jumping Bean > he LIVED
Telkkar > he didnt get called primary :)
Intoagun Deshana > fax fax
Faxtarious > yes yes
Nyx Manometer > email email
Faxtarious > phone phone
Nyx Manometer > skype skype
Evil Incarn8 > carrier pigeon carrier pigeon
Faxtarious > morse code morse code
Nyx Manometer > smoke signals smoke signals
Faxtarious > fuck it... thow a rock... Throw a rock!!
Nyx Manometer > war drums war drums
Intoagun Deshana > xD
Nyx Manometer > lol
Intoagun Deshana > fax your all repaored
Faxtarious > fart!! Fart!!
Faxtarious > yay!!!!
Intoagun Deshana > repaoooooooooooored
Faxtarious > Repaired by Jesus!!
Intoagun Deshana > xD
Intoagun Deshana > got to go take my noob on a trip :p have fun
Faxtarious > it was a nice run today
Nyx Manometer > Ok the fart thing....why so gross....why I never........have given my girlfriend a dutch oven
Intoagun Deshana > yes it was
Faxtarious > I'm off to go take care of my industry :p
Intoagun Deshana > :p
Faxtarious > Nyx... gotta stay creative
Faxtarious > it's a competitive market out there ;)
Nyx Manometer > Eve is so viscious...even when it comes to farts.
Faxtarious > yes yes
Nyx Manometer > email email
Faxtarious > phone phone
Nyx Manometer > skype skype
Evil Incarn8 > carrier pigeon carrier pigeon
Faxtarious > morse code morse code
Nyx Manometer > smoke signals smoke signals
Faxtarious > fuck it... thow a rock... Throw a rock!!
Nyx Manometer > war drums war drums
Intoagun Deshana > xD
Nyx Manometer > lol
Intoagun Deshana > fax your all repaored
Faxtarious > fart!! Fart!!
Faxtarious > yay!!!!
Intoagun Deshana > repaoooooooooooored
Faxtarious > Repaired by Jesus!!
Intoagun Deshana > xD
Intoagun Deshana > got to go take my noob on a trip :p have fun
Faxtarious > it was a nice run today
Nyx Manometer > Ok the fart thing....why so gross....why I never........have given my girlfriend a dutch oven
Intoagun Deshana > yes it was
Faxtarious > I'm off to go take care of my industry :p
Intoagun Deshana > :p
Faxtarious > Nyx... gotta stay creative
Faxtarious > it's a competitive market out there ;)
Nyx Manometer > Eve is so viscious...even when it comes to farts.
Timothy McKenzie > one of them made a mistake of asking me what he could do in a punisher since he can't rat here
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late