<frst> how much is a phantasm worth?
<Dirus> your left testicle
<Dirus> your left testicle
Rhodin Lazarith > Cockblockula. He's the vampire who cockblocks.
Karn Sadi > i keep reading ares, as arse
Atandros > Freudian ;[
Karn Sadi > i wouldnt mind a T2 mwd on my arse, would make sex alot more interesting
Shintoko Akahoshi > It would provide more thrust...
Karn Sadi > about 500% more thust
Shintoko Akahoshi > Increase your radius, too...
Rhagnor > Well at least she got something very personal from you
Rhagnor > /emote smirks
Atandros > Jericho Fraction corp chat, nothing like it.
Atandros > Freudian ;[
Karn Sadi > i wouldnt mind a T2 mwd on my arse, would make sex alot more interesting
Shintoko Akahoshi > It would provide more thrust...
Karn Sadi > about 500% more thust
Shintoko Akahoshi > Increase your radius, too...
Rhagnor > Well at least she got something very personal from you
Rhagnor > /emote smirks
Atandros > Jericho Fraction corp chat, nothing like it.
PKlavins > who's bored
Lancelot duLac > is that a mulptiple choice question ?
TarSky > me
PKlavins > ok... take any line from star wars, and replace a word with the word 'sausage' e.g. "The sausage is strong in this one"
Enocm > use the sausage Luke
Lancelot duLac > dont sausage me
Nitrogen92 > May the sausage be with you
PKlavins > "Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s sausage!"
Lancelot duLac > I have 2 sausages :P
Enocm > Luke I am your sausage
Lancelot duLac > Sausage me up, scotty
AUB > lol thats not star wars
Lancelot duLac > i know
Enocm > Move along this is not the sausage you are looking for
Lancelot duLac > dont look at my sausage :P
Lancelot duLac > is that a mulptiple choice question ?
TarSky > me
PKlavins > ok... take any line from star wars, and replace a word with the word 'sausage' e.g. "The sausage is strong in this one"
Enocm > use the sausage Luke
Lancelot duLac > dont sausage me
Nitrogen92 > May the sausage be with you
PKlavins > "Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s sausage!"
Lancelot duLac > I have 2 sausages :P
Enocm > Luke I am your sausage
Lancelot duLac > Sausage me up, scotty
AUB > lol thats not star wars
Lancelot duLac > i know
Enocm > Move along this is not the sausage you are looking for
Lancelot duLac > dont look at my sausage :P
Mano Dayak > /emote Sharpens his piccolo
Remagen > /emote searches for the definition of a piccolo
Lomong > Remagen: tiny flute.... In mano's case a meat variant :p
Remagen > /emote searches for the definition of a piccolo
Lomong > Remagen: tiny flute.... In mano's case a meat variant :p
Hangman> theo scooped 3 of 5 hammerhead2s rats shot 2 of them as i got there
Hangman> will put into resource in 5-1 corp hangar for han
Theo> eh?
Theo> what did i do?
Theo> did i forget my drones?
Hangman> yeah theo
Theo> well
Theo> not surprised
Theo> my wife said..."HONEY, EVERYONE HAS LEFT THE HOUSE FOR 45 MIN AND WE ARE ALONE!!!
Theo> i almost fell over getting up the steps
Theo> so whats a few drones eh?
Hangman> yep
Don_Alejando> 45min is a long time
Theo> yea but I did have to get up the steps first...
Hangman> will put into resource in 5-1 corp hangar for han
Theo> eh?
Theo> what did i do?
Theo> did i forget my drones?
Hangman> yeah theo
Theo> well
Theo> not surprised
Theo> my wife said..."HONEY, EVERYONE HAS LEFT THE HOUSE FOR 45 MIN AND WE ARE ALONE!!!
Theo> i almost fell over getting up the steps
Theo> so whats a few drones eh?
Hangman> yep
Don_Alejando> 45min is a long time
Theo> yea but I did have to get up the steps first...
Galaxion > If you drove a car shaped like a thorax women would call you
Demangel > Dude... I would call..
Demangel > wait that sounded gay I bet.
Galaxion > Just a bit.
Demangel > Dude... I would call..
Demangel > wait that sounded gay I bet.
Galaxion > Just a bit.
RTSAvalanche > *twitches* kk, yes... but stop getting that mission lol
Ferryman Charon > OK, hang on I'm calling CCP right now.
Ferryman Charon > OK, hang on I'm calling CCP right now.
Kaz Takagi > I had to convince my gf taht i wasnt a pedophile before she got on the schoolbus this morning
Antediluvia > why did she think you were a pedo?
Antediluvia > why did she think you were a pedo?
<almightybig_> why should this day be any different?
<wizzard66> because today is the first day of the rest of your skillqueue!
<wizzard66> because today is the first day of the rest of your skillqueue!