Benedic > eve online is the most realistic military simulator in that you wait around all day then do 2 minutes of shit (and die)
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(Tafon & I are recruiters, and have just recruited BAL0R)
Tafon > Hi Balor, welcome to AlphaCorp.
BAL0R > thanks tafon :)
JLobes > did u seriously just type AlphaCorp?
Tafon > shut up lobes
Tafon > being polite and formal to our new members
JLobes > lol, not telling them the right name of the corp is neither polite or formal
Tafon > wtf since when is our name alpa
* JLobes stares blankly.
Tafon > dammit.... ive always thought we were alpha.... now i have to leave.....
JLobes > Alpa, like an Alpaca
BAL0R > lmao
JLobes > notice all the Llama references?
Tafon > oooohhhh :::enlightnment:::
BAL0R > :P
JLobes > its a dromedary, like a Llama.
Tafon > dammit
JLobes > Well Balor, we all learn something new every day.
BAL0R > we do
Tafon > im in acorp that worships a big veld rock and thinks they're llamas
JLobes > lol, well, u already knew about the Veld Rock.
Tafon > shut up!
Tafon > welcome to the corp balor =P
(Tafon & I are recruiters, and have just recruited BAL0R)
Tafon > Hi Balor, welcome to AlphaCorp.
BAL0R > thanks tafon :)
JLobes > did u seriously just type AlphaCorp?
Tafon > shut up lobes
Tafon > being polite and formal to our new members
JLobes > lol, not telling them the right name of the corp is neither polite or formal
Tafon > wtf since when is our name alpa
* JLobes stares blankly.
Tafon > dammit.... ive always thought we were alpha.... now i have to leave.....
JLobes > Alpa, like an Alpaca
BAL0R > lmao
JLobes > notice all the Llama references?
Tafon > oooohhhh :::enlightnment:::
BAL0R > :P
JLobes > its a dromedary, like a Llama.
Tafon > dammit
JLobes > Well Balor, we all learn something new every day.
BAL0R > we do
Tafon > im in acorp that worships a big veld rock and thinks they're llamas
JLobes > lol, well, u already knew about the Veld Rock.
Tafon > shut up!
Tafon > welcome to the corp balor =P
DoobieWanTokie > i love spudgettiee
DoobieWanTokie > i cant spell it
DoobieWanTokie > but i love it
DoobieWanTokie > i cant spell it
DoobieWanTokie > but i love it
EVE System > Channel changed to Yulai Local Channel
FantomChaser > afk. Toilet
FantomChaser > Darn Wrong channel
FantomChaser > afk. Toilet
FantomChaser > Darn Wrong channel
<neodranes> Is this a safe place for newbie questions?
<kinkouin> depends
<frst> is your moms pussy
<frst> a safe place for my cock
<kinkouin> most of these guys are vets who are assholes
<frst> :|
<kinkouin> depends
<frst> is your moms pussy
<frst> a safe place for my cock
<kinkouin> most of these guys are vets who are assholes
<frst> :|
BLEVZY > everyone put your hands up if your sick of being poor
BLEVZY > /emote puts his hand up
Q3Cyrus > Im a thalidomite and poor, can I stick a leg up ?
BLEVZY > you can stick whatever you want up lol
Q3Cyrus > I used to work in the porn industry - they said I had an arm like a baby's cock
Q3Cyrus > but that fell through, now I'm penniless
Q3Cyrus > arms for the poor lol
BLEVZY > /emote puts his hand up
Q3Cyrus > Im a thalidomite and poor, can I stick a leg up ?
BLEVZY > you can stick whatever you want up lol
Q3Cyrus > I used to work in the porn industry - they said I had an arm like a baby's cock
Q3Cyrus > but that fell through, now I'm penniless
Q3Cyrus > arms for the poor lol
<@HellGremlin> 7:30 AM SNORK
<Horionte> [23:31] <HellGremlin> 7:30 AM SNORK
<Horionte> 31 past
<Horionte> you fail
<@HellGremlin> No, YOU FAIL
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<Horionte> your aim sucks :P
<@HellGremlin> It was an aoe kick
<Horionte> ah
<@spiralJunkie> less damage per person
<Xharky> Nice recovery
<@spiralJunkie> bigger mana use
<@spiralJunkie> but more targets
<Horionte> [23:31] <HellGremlin> 7:30 AM SNORK
<Horionte> 31 past
<Horionte> you fail
<@HellGremlin> No, YOU FAIL
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<Horionte> your aim sucks :P
<@HellGremlin> It was an aoe kick
<Horionte> ah
<@spiralJunkie> less damage per person
<Xharky> Nice recovery
<@spiralJunkie> bigger mana use
<@spiralJunkie> but more targets
<Kryztal> molle molle molle
<Kryztal> shes in
<Molle> i know
<Molle> i let her in
<Molle> ...
<Kryztal> <3<3 :D
<Mozzie> who?
<Molle> ask kryztal, i refuse
<Kryztal> haha
<Kryztal> molles fav cyno char
<Kryztal> Mi Sohorny
<Kryztal> shes in
<Molle> i know
<Molle> i let her in
<Molle> ...
<Kryztal> <3<3 :D
<Mozzie> who?
<Molle> ask kryztal, i refuse
<Kryztal> haha
<Kryztal> molles fav cyno char
<Kryztal> Mi Sohorny
wrecklessintent > i know of NBSI who the hell are NRDS?
Vorkin > not red dont shoot
wrecklessintent > NBSI not blue shoo it
wrecklessintent > lol shoo it
Vorkin > lmfao
Vorkin > shoo! go away nasty bad guy!
wrecklessintent > that has to go in my BIO
Vorkin > www.omgrawr.net :P
Vorkin > not red dont shoot
wrecklessintent > NBSI not blue shoo it
wrecklessintent > lol shoo it
Vorkin > lmfao
Vorkin > shoo! go away nasty bad guy!
wrecklessintent > that has to go in my BIO
Vorkin > www.omgrawr.net :P
Dev Corland > *coughwe'reat14kcough*
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Tarn A'thalus > /emote hands dev a coughdrop
Dev Corland > Yeah, thanks. I need to get this checked.
Tarn A'thalus > /emote looks through is skills for anything even remotely medically related.....
Enigmas > There is biochemistry or something like it..
Dev Corland > lol
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm metalurgy..nope that won't do it
Tarn A'thalus > hmmm cybernetics.... gettin closer
Dev Corland > Cybernetic lungs would work :D
Tarn A'thalus > laboratory operation, that is promising :)
Dev Corland > Eep
Tarn A'thalus > mechanic...noooo.
Tarn A'thalus > i guess i'll use laboratory operation and cybernetics... .Nideon, hand me that saw we found today :)
Nideon > the rusty one?
Enigmas > A spoon works much better, saw.. pah, we're not in the middle ages here..
Dev Corland > lol
Erelah > haha
Dev Corland > o.O
Tarn A'thalus > oh... i know... a torch!!! i need a blowtorch, a spoon, a spring... some rum.... and a cat!
Dev Corland > /emote makes sure all hatches are closed so no one can get in his ship.
Tarn A'thalus > and i'll fix ya right up dev
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Nideon > well i have a 3/8 socket set, a couple napkins, a large rock with 1 sharp edge, and about 3 foot of shoelace will that do?
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm yeah, but the napkins are to wipe my forehead, i'll make do with the rest
Erelah > perfect
Dev Corland > wipe YOUR forehead?! I'm the one getting operated on with a rusty spoon and a bloody cat!
Erelah > haha
Tarn A'thalus > oh, no
Tarn A'thalus > the spoon is bloody
Tarn A'thalus > the CAT is rusty
Tarn A'thalus > don't ever get that mixed up
Erelah > ROFL
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Tarn A'thalus > /emote hands dev a coughdrop
Dev Corland > Yeah, thanks. I need to get this checked.
Tarn A'thalus > /emote looks through is skills for anything even remotely medically related.....
Enigmas > There is biochemistry or something like it..
Dev Corland > lol
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm metalurgy..nope that won't do it
Tarn A'thalus > hmmm cybernetics.... gettin closer
Dev Corland > Cybernetic lungs would work :D
Tarn A'thalus > laboratory operation, that is promising :)
Dev Corland > Eep
Tarn A'thalus > mechanic...noooo.
Tarn A'thalus > i guess i'll use laboratory operation and cybernetics... .Nideon, hand me that saw we found today :)
Nideon > the rusty one?
Enigmas > A spoon works much better, saw.. pah, we're not in the middle ages here..
Dev Corland > lol
Erelah > haha
Dev Corland > o.O
Tarn A'thalus > oh... i know... a torch!!! i need a blowtorch, a spoon, a spring... some rum.... and a cat!
Dev Corland > /emote makes sure all hatches are closed so no one can get in his ship.
Tarn A'thalus > and i'll fix ya right up dev
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Nideon > well i have a 3/8 socket set, a couple napkins, a large rock with 1 sharp edge, and about 3 foot of shoelace will that do?
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm yeah, but the napkins are to wipe my forehead, i'll make do with the rest
Erelah > perfect
Dev Corland > wipe YOUR forehead?! I'm the one getting operated on with a rusty spoon and a bloody cat!
Erelah > haha
Tarn A'thalus > oh, no
Tarn A'thalus > the spoon is bloody
Tarn A'thalus > the CAT is rusty
Tarn A'thalus > don't ever get that mixed up
Erelah > ROFL