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Syfa > OH GOD FURCADIA THE MEMORIES THEY HURT
Syfa > FUCK!
Milo Caman > What?
Syfa > I went to work a shift over at another store for a manager I know... and they had this... well really fat weaboo girl
Syfa > Who decided that I *must* like her, because I like anime
Syfa > So, she was telling me *ALL* about herself
Syfa > And then she drops the fucking nuke
Syfa > "So, have you heard of furcadia or furries before"
Syfa > GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WOMAN YOU ARE UNCLEAN!
Milo Caman > Reaction at time?
Syfa > Tried to find the can of air-freshener I saw earlier
Syfa > cause I know that shit makes *amazing* impromptu flamethrower
Syfa > I think she hid it
Svett > this rape train haveth emergency brakes
Hanssollo > Why is it hard to date a minmatar guy?
Hanssollo > Because it starts with huggin but then they rapier..
Andreus Ixiris > Does anyone actually have units of Synthetic Coffee? I can never seem to find any.
Jandice Ymladris > aren't those sold on markets?
Andreus Ixiris > Jandice: They're a market item but I never see any on the market
Biggus Tankus > there are 2 Andreus in Lanngisi @ 875k per unit
Andreus Ixiris > And I thought prices at Starbucks were ridiculous
Jandice Ymladris > Remember, Free Sample
Jandice Ymladris > Then yo'ure hooked and they can milk you dry
Andreus Ixiris > I once saw a Free Sample on contract for a single ISK.
Jandice Ymladris > hope you bought it :p
Andreus Ixiris > It made me very sad.
Andreus Ixiris > It made me very sad because I realised there's someone out there in EVE who has a brilliant understanding of irony but he can only express himself through the contracts system
Tholarim > omg you banned all dutch ppl from the forums!!?:p
Irimi Nage > it'll be a screwed up router somewhere
Spartac0 > thol is dutch, there's always issues there :p
Tamora > about time tbh
Yikes > thols wind powered ducth internet isnt working
Tamora > all they do is smack.
Tholarim > :(
Tamora > and stamp their clogs :P
Valora > Someone cut the string on our Aussie cup-and-string connection :(
GM Arkanon > http://www.internettrafficreport.com/
GM Arkanon > this is a good page to see if there are issues going on
Tamora > omg? gms posting goatse in local now?
Tamora > oh my bad.
GM Arkanon > Haha
EVE System > Channel changed to EC-P8R Local
ISS Traffic Warning : 2 Bob Inties on Torrinos Gate + one covops/recon. Deimos in support.
Tamora > BOB Traffic Warning: Loads of stabbed frigs in local. FIT MINERS, repeat FIT MINERS.
Dekiri > the funny part is i actually have a frig with stabs
Tamora > no wai!
Homme Geant > Vertical based ships like the myrmidon and the nightmare make it a little more complicated to do unloading/loading since they tend to have strangely shaped or multiple cargo holds.
* Verone shrugs to the Intaki > I've never had issues loading or unloading them. Each to their own i guess.
Stitcher > Homme: couldn't you just redivert the hold's gravity perpendicular to the ship's axis?
Stitcher > or leave the hold in zero-G for that matter.
Cypher Null > Makes sense...you'd have the challenge of docking it horizontally though to save boarding accidents
Homme Geant > Er, I transport livestock quite a bit.
Stitcher > ah
Homme Geant > Zero-Gravity ,while it would be hilarious to watch for a few moments, would probably end badly.
Iulian Janus > you would need a hose
* Verone chuckles at the thought > moooooo-weeeeeeeee
* Verone laughs softly, shaking his head
* Kyoko Sakoda chuckles as well. > A new meaning to cow tipping.
Homme Geant > Yes, mucking out would take on a whole new definetion.
Atandros > Sons of bitches.
Jade Constantine > Dogs.
Atandros > Well, it's all the same in the end, isn't it?
AeolusWind > Stop with large amounts of ? marks
Zhainius > Ok everyone loose the multi question marks
Lord Bedard > just wanted to try it
* Xliff drops his "?" to the floor.
De Ward > i add a ? to every time i have to repeat a questoin
Napolleon Corsica > put the question mark DOWN! step back and put yor hands above your head! Step away from the question mark!!
* Xliff loads a "?" into his 220s.
* Xliff looks for a suitable victim.
Martyr 01 > cretins the lot of you ;P
Rhianna Christian > i've never even BEEN to crete :P
Jago Kain > aren't those the little garliccy things in french soup?
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