Terrai > HOW DO I GET A SHIP
Inferno Killgannon > just buy one terrai
Terrai > DO I HAVE TO BUY ON EBAY
Inferno Killgannon > just buy one terrai
Terrai > DO I HAVE TO BUY ON EBAY
* Tareen wants to fly fleets of bestowers filled with explosives into enemy headquarters
<Karnage> *must not make sexual innuendo*
<Ulviirala> aw come on karni, let me fly my bestower in your headquartes and shoot my explosives :D
<Karnage> DO NOT WANT!
<Tareen> you prefer me to fly my geddon into your... docking bay?
<Tareen> and explode there?
<Karnage> *must not make sexual innuendo*
<Ulviirala> aw come on karni, let me fly my bestower in your headquartes and shoot my explosives :D
<Karnage> DO NOT WANT!
<Tareen> you prefer me to fly my geddon into your... docking bay?
<Tareen> and explode there?
Arasul > brb
Arasul > back
Ariartus > welcome back
Arasul > that was perhaps too shor a time too justify a brb sorry
Migrond Aramath > yes damn you!
Arasul > i left my typing skills in the fridge aswell
Migrond Aramath > how dare you mistype
Arasul > im living on the edge
Ariartus > fine go away forlonger
Arasul > never!
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > this is an outrage
Arasul > im going to the union
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > I* am in shock
Ariartus > someone actually has channel rights
Arasul > nevermind channel rights ari
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > what about our human rights
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > lol
Ariartus > I think he drunk all the quafe
Arasul > lol :)
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > I can't help it its amusing
Krole > am i allowed to giggle at the rules?
Krole > or perhaps chuckle?
Arasul > i am very entertained by this mig see this is why we need you back
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > well then I guess its official I am a rule breaker
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rules" by Migrond Aramath
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > this is tyrany!
Krole > /emote snuggles the rules with his moustache.
Ariartus > omg Aras ifyou had been afk for 4 mins non of this would have happened
Mars Orestes > o/
Arasul > that trip to the fridge was the match that has started the fires of revolution tho ari.. or something.
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules.-If you have a problem with these rules, take them to Arasul, rumor has it, its all his fault." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > omg he is turning the people against me!
R'ianna > haha
Ariartus > LOL
Migrond Aramath > this is very easy, is this how tyrants live?
Arasul > er yes i believe so
Ariartus > aparently
R'ianna > except they also kill anyone who disagrees :P
Arasul > SHHHHHH
R'ianna > which can be arranged -.-
R'ianna > (see how Im setting myself up as a tyrants henchman - they get sweet deals)
G3ntle > o/
R'ianna > o/
Migrond Aramath > o
Arasul > o/ gentle
Ariartus > o
G3ntle > what transpires this evenin?
Ariartus > migrond is taking over the channel
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules.-If you have a problem with these rules, take them to Arasul, rumor has it, its all his fault.-No asking questions"
Arasul > back
Ariartus > welcome back
Arasul > that was perhaps too shor a time too justify a brb sorry
Migrond Aramath > yes damn you!
Arasul > i left my typing skills in the fridge aswell
Migrond Aramath > how dare you mistype
Arasul > im living on the edge
Ariartus > fine go away forlonger
Arasul > never!
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > this is an outrage
Arasul > im going to the union
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > I* am in shock
Ariartus > someone actually has channel rights
Arasul > nevermind channel rights ari
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > what about our human rights
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > lol
Ariartus > I think he drunk all the quafe
Arasul > lol :)
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > I can't help it its amusing
Krole > am i allowed to giggle at the rules?
Krole > or perhaps chuckle?
Arasul > i am very entertained by this mig see this is why we need you back
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > well then I guess its official I am a rule breaker
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rules" by Migrond Aramath
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > this is tyrany!
Krole > /emote snuggles the rules with his moustache.
Ariartus > omg Aras ifyou had been afk for 4 mins non of this would have happened
Mars Orestes > o/
Arasul > that trip to the fridge was the match that has started the fires of revolution tho ari.. or something.
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules.-If you have a problem with these rules, take them to Arasul, rumor has it, its all his fault." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > omg he is turning the people against me!
R'ianna > haha
Ariartus > LOL
Migrond Aramath > this is very easy, is this how tyrants live?
Arasul > er yes i believe so
Ariartus > aparently
R'ianna > except they also kill anyone who disagrees :P
Arasul > SHHHHHH
R'ianna > which can be arranged -.-
R'ianna > (see how Im setting myself up as a tyrants henchman - they get sweet deals)
G3ntle > o/
R'ianna > o/
Migrond Aramath > o
Arasul > o/ gentle
Ariartus > o
G3ntle > what transpires this evenin?
Ariartus > migrond is taking over the channel
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules.-If you have a problem with these rules, take them to Arasul, rumor has it, its all his fault.-No asking questions"
Edith Cavell> sometimes when I'm watching epic fleet battles, I can't help but get that familiar "tugging on my heartstrings" feeling. Except the tugging is more of a massaging, and the heartstrings are more like testicles.
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > Dammit Scotty! stop fapping and open the damn doors!
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > Dammit Scotty! stop fapping and open the damn doors!
Temujin Mach > Dream Dancer is refining then I'll divide it up. We had an ORE theif but all he stole was a book mark :-)
MitchKambers > bloody hell
MitchKambers > 50 minutes to do a shopping trip
MitchKambers > Elite was never like this ;)
MitchKambers > 50 minutes to do a shopping trip
MitchKambers > Elite was never like this ;)
Feenixx > any one member how to make the windows dissapear for a screenie?
Feenixx > I forgot how lol
Ticondrius > ctrl-tab?
Ticondrius > yeah
Feenixx > ahh hug
Feenixx > lol
* Ticondrius backs away
Jenna Fear > Stop being gay.
Ticondrius > Yeah..you're making Jenna jealous.
Jenna Fear > Uh, not the case. I assure you.
Feenixx > I forgot how lol
Ticondrius > ctrl-tab?
Ticondrius > yeah
Feenixx > ahh hug
Feenixx > lol
* Ticondrius backs away
Jenna Fear > Stop being gay.
Ticondrius > Yeah..you're making Jenna jealous.
Jenna Fear > Uh, not the case. I assure you.
Rob Crowley > how much ISK to make me feel really warm and fuzzy inside?
Unoriginal Name02 > 1 night on the corner and i'll make you all nice and warm inside
Rob Crowley > i wanted warm and fuzzy, not warm and sticky
Unoriginal Name02 > well.........
Unoriginal Name02 > 1 night on the corner and i'll make you all nice and warm inside
Rob Crowley > i wanted warm and fuzzy, not warm and sticky
Unoriginal Name02 > well.........
Valourie > I want so bad to build my combat skills
Valourie > I'm barely fit to pilot a shopping cart atm
Raph > lol
Valourie > /emote crashes her shopping cart into a stack of mason jars..
Raph > how many neut's can you fit on a shopping cart?
Valourie > 12
Valourie > but you can only fire 1 at a time
Raph > lol
Raph > bah
Raph > do you have to wear a crash helmet while you... "drive" it?
Valourie > no, but they recommend chapstick, in case of "wind burn"
Raph > ahh lol
Raph > hey at least it has a decent cargo space
Raph > ... unless you want to sit in it
Valourie > it can haul $300 worth of beer and assorted alcohol at a time
Valourie > so not completely gimp
Raph > not in the least
Valourie > but the speed issue is critical, it's faster to get off and walk, unless you're going downhill
Raph > plus, if you run real fast, you can jump up on it and roll
Valourie > this is essential especially if you don't have the isk to cover the "Gate guard" fees
Raph > see now I'm wondering what they'll do with the T2 cart
Valourie > i've already seen it
Valourie > OMG it has a cup holder
Raph > ?!?
Raph > LMAO
Valourie > it only requires about 4 mill SP to pilot too
Valourie > but damn, that's one sweet cup holder
Raph > so wait, you're telling me I can have 12 neut's on it, a decent amount of booze AND not spill the one i'm drinking?
Valourie > YEP!
Raph > lmao I have to have it
Valourie > rumour has it, a future patch will enable the Heated Cup Holder feature Very Happy
Raph > just for a collectors piece
Valourie > collectors hell, I'll live in that cart
Raph > haha
Raph > you could push 2 of them together and tape them up with the duct tape.. overpowered
Raph > 24 neut
Raph > s
Raph > and 600 bucks in booze
Valourie > wow
Valourie > you are a genius!
Raph > i think we're on to something
Raph > duct tape! i'm telling you
Valourie > but we're gunna need more people to push
Raph > hmm
Valourie > for some reason people in white aprons try to gank me when I leave the booze sector
Raph > we'll offer them some of the booze!
Valourie > share the booze? hmm.. I'm not liking these logistics
Raph > but... well... yeah
Valourie > maybe if we tied a rope between it, and a light scout vehicle.. like a hyundai..
Raph > lol light scout vehicle
Raph > yes yes
Valourie > we could increase the top speed enough to outrun the gank squad
Raph > especially down hill
Valourie > well, that's the only way to start that particular LSV
Raph > well what do you expect.. that carts are worth more than the LSV
Valourie > true
Valourie > well, maybe if we ransom someone elses T2 Cart in the booze sector using plastic forks, we won't have to pay for our own
Raph > that is always a possibility
Raph > nothing like pirating in a cart
Valourie > woo, sounds like fun
Valourie > but the T2 Cart is more of a luxury hauler.. they might steal our plastic forks and pirate it back before we warp out
Raph > oh yeah, I'd never risk a T2 cart
Raph > unless i could get someone else to push, and ride within the cart itself armed with a broom
Valourie > you know what we need for defense?
Raph > ?
Valourie > OMG a Named Broom?
Raph > yes
Valourie > that'd be awesome!
Raph > hard to find
Raph > no one cleans anymore
Valourie > Thor's Broom of Bristle-doom
Raph > lol
Valourie > Fear the brown gunk on the end!
Valourie > man, no one would even get close to that
Raph > nope
Raph > I think this whole conversation should be pasted to the forums, to get some feedback on our new design
Valourie > but for defense though, I was thinking, if we could requisition one of those airline trolley's... someone could hide inside till they tried to gank us, then pop-out and pwn them with a Broom.. or maybe even a Mop loaded with Smelly Water ammo!
Raph > I like where this is going
Raph > a mop you say?
Valourie > yea.. the whole blockade runner thing
Michael Manteuffel > afk
Valourie > yea.. but I dunno if we have the grid to keep a mop and a water bucket going at the same time
Raph > a nos ... a BEER nos? that could keep it going
Valourie > oo
Valourie > beer... that's dirty
Valourie > i like it
Valourie > Beer makes it's own smelly water ammo Very Happy
Michael Manteuffel > or you could try a minimum-wage labourer implant?
Raph > it pulls the enemies drinks DIRECTLY FROM THE COASTER
Raph > if they have the T2 version
Raph > I think this is going to need some balancing
Valourie > that's assuming they don't have beer coaster stabilizers though
Raph > that's a good point, but it's such a waste of a really-low slot
Valourie > yea, but it could ruin our whole beer-nos ammo chain
Raph > yes
Valourie > and those coaster stabs are a dime a dozen
Raph > this opens up a whole new ship type - BW
Raph > Beer Warfare
Valourie > ooo... i like
Valourie > we'd need pretzel support for that though
Raph > yep
Valourie > oh man, and Keg Haulers!
Raph > it's not a solo platform
Valourie > that'd be so cool
Raph > !
Raph > ok ok, this is a million dollar idea here
Valourie > dude, we could totally rewrite this game and sell it to every college kid on the planet
Raph > and alcoholics!
Valourie > same thing ;D
Raph > lol
Raph > well... a lot of alcoholics can't afford college... on account of the boozing and all
Valourie > that's what student loans are for
Raph > omg I can go to school now too?!
Valourie > heh
Valourie > well duh, that's what the system was created for
Raph > for alcoholics?
Raph > they get all the good stuff
Valourie > I'm barely fit to pilot a shopping cart atm
Raph > lol
Valourie > /emote crashes her shopping cart into a stack of mason jars..
Raph > how many neut's can you fit on a shopping cart?
Valourie > 12
Valourie > but you can only fire 1 at a time
Raph > lol
Raph > bah
Raph > do you have to wear a crash helmet while you... "drive" it?
Valourie > no, but they recommend chapstick, in case of "wind burn"
Raph > ahh lol
Raph > hey at least it has a decent cargo space
Raph > ... unless you want to sit in it
Valourie > it can haul $300 worth of beer and assorted alcohol at a time
Valourie > so not completely gimp
Raph > not in the least
Valourie > but the speed issue is critical, it's faster to get off and walk, unless you're going downhill
Raph > plus, if you run real fast, you can jump up on it and roll
Valourie > this is essential especially if you don't have the isk to cover the "Gate guard" fees
Raph > see now I'm wondering what they'll do with the T2 cart
Valourie > i've already seen it
Valourie > OMG it has a cup holder
Raph > ?!?
Raph > LMAO
Valourie > it only requires about 4 mill SP to pilot too
Valourie > but damn, that's one sweet cup holder
Raph > so wait, you're telling me I can have 12 neut's on it, a decent amount of booze AND not spill the one i'm drinking?
Valourie > YEP!
Raph > lmao I have to have it
Valourie > rumour has it, a future patch will enable the Heated Cup Holder feature Very Happy
Raph > just for a collectors piece
Valourie > collectors hell, I'll live in that cart
Raph > haha
Raph > you could push 2 of them together and tape them up with the duct tape.. overpowered
Raph > 24 neut
Raph > s
Raph > and 600 bucks in booze
Valourie > wow
Valourie > you are a genius!
Raph > i think we're on to something
Raph > duct tape! i'm telling you
Valourie > but we're gunna need more people to push
Raph > hmm
Valourie > for some reason people in white aprons try to gank me when I leave the booze sector
Raph > we'll offer them some of the booze!
Valourie > share the booze? hmm.. I'm not liking these logistics
Raph > but... well... yeah
Valourie > maybe if we tied a rope between it, and a light scout vehicle.. like a hyundai..
Raph > lol light scout vehicle
Raph > yes yes
Valourie > we could increase the top speed enough to outrun the gank squad
Raph > especially down hill
Valourie > well, that's the only way to start that particular LSV
Raph > well what do you expect.. that carts are worth more than the LSV
Valourie > true
Valourie > well, maybe if we ransom someone elses T2 Cart in the booze sector using plastic forks, we won't have to pay for our own
Raph > that is always a possibility
Raph > nothing like pirating in a cart
Valourie > woo, sounds like fun
Valourie > but the T2 Cart is more of a luxury hauler.. they might steal our plastic forks and pirate it back before we warp out
Raph > oh yeah, I'd never risk a T2 cart
Raph > unless i could get someone else to push, and ride within the cart itself armed with a broom
Valourie > you know what we need for defense?
Raph > ?
Valourie > OMG a Named Broom?
Raph > yes
Valourie > that'd be awesome!
Raph > hard to find
Raph > no one cleans anymore
Valourie > Thor's Broom of Bristle-doom
Raph > lol
Valourie > Fear the brown gunk on the end!
Valourie > man, no one would even get close to that
Raph > nope
Raph > I think this whole conversation should be pasted to the forums, to get some feedback on our new design
Valourie > but for defense though, I was thinking, if we could requisition one of those airline trolley's... someone could hide inside till they tried to gank us, then pop-out and pwn them with a Broom.. or maybe even a Mop loaded with Smelly Water ammo!
Raph > I like where this is going
Raph > a mop you say?
Valourie > yea.. the whole blockade runner thing
Michael Manteuffel > afk
Valourie > yea.. but I dunno if we have the grid to keep a mop and a water bucket going at the same time
Raph > a nos ... a BEER nos? that could keep it going
Valourie > oo
Valourie > beer... that's dirty
Valourie > i like it
Valourie > Beer makes it's own smelly water ammo Very Happy
Michael Manteuffel > or you could try a minimum-wage labourer implant?
Raph > it pulls the enemies drinks DIRECTLY FROM THE COASTER
Raph > if they have the T2 version
Raph > I think this is going to need some balancing
Valourie > that's assuming they don't have beer coaster stabilizers though
Raph > that's a good point, but it's such a waste of a really-low slot
Valourie > yea, but it could ruin our whole beer-nos ammo chain
Raph > yes
Valourie > and those coaster stabs are a dime a dozen
Raph > this opens up a whole new ship type - BW
Raph > Beer Warfare
Valourie > ooo... i like
Valourie > we'd need pretzel support for that though
Raph > yep
Valourie > oh man, and Keg Haulers!
Raph > it's not a solo platform
Valourie > that'd be so cool
Raph > !
Raph > ok ok, this is a million dollar idea here
Valourie > dude, we could totally rewrite this game and sell it to every college kid on the planet
Raph > and alcoholics!
Valourie > same thing ;D
Raph > lol
Raph > well... a lot of alcoholics can't afford college... on account of the boozing and all
Valourie > that's what student loans are for
Raph > omg I can go to school now too?!
Valourie > heh
Valourie > well duh, that's what the system was created for
Raph > for alcoholics?
Raph > they get all the good stuff