Theoraden > I am 209lb
skilzrulz > so you beat anorexia theo?
skilzrulz > so you beat anorexia theo?
Katrina Oniseki > Civire do not nurse their young using female breasts, but actually it is the males who hide nipples on their prodigious chins. These inverted nipples pop out during child-rearing years, allowing the male Civire to nurse his young.
Katrina Oniseki > This ensures that only the largest and strongest chins will produce healthy babies.
Katrina Oniseki > When Civire males are competing for breeding rights, they have been known to face off in an elaborate ritual dance. They'll dance circles around each other, and hold staring contests. The males will try to appear physically larger than their rivals
Katrina Oniseki > by holding their breath and forcing blood to their faces. This causes an immediate erection on all of their many chin nipples, which then pop out and stiffen, giving more volume to their face.
Katrina Oniseki > This ensures that only the largest and strongest chins will produce healthy babies.
Katrina Oniseki > When Civire males are competing for breeding rights, they have been known to face off in an elaborate ritual dance. They'll dance circles around each other, and hold staring contests. The males will try to appear physically larger than their rivals
Katrina Oniseki > by holding their breath and forcing blood to their faces. This causes an immediate erection on all of their many chin nipples, which then pop out and stiffen, giving more volume to their face.
Paddy Murphy > my monitor shoots electrons at a phosphorescent substance with an insanely high degree of precision
Lokisson > I just want one that will make coffee and masturbate for me
Tomas Ysidro > I think Dell makes that model
Lokisson > I just want one that will make coffee and masturbate for me
Tomas Ysidro > I think Dell makes that model
Mark Interiis > ffs
Deathcore > oops...
Mark Interiis > are you dumb Death?!
Deathcore > sorry mark
Deathcore > thought you were a rat...
Deathcore > oops...
Mark Interiis > are you dumb Death?!
Deathcore > sorry mark
Deathcore > thought you were a rat...
dibblebill > I remember this time we convinced one of our director's kids on vent (he went afk) that we were behind his computer
dibblebill > He logged off of EVE and Vent, both at once, about 30 seconds later
dibblebill > Came back like 20 minutes later
dibblebill > "Why'd my kid unplug my computer? He's never done that before."
dibblebill > He logged off of EVE and Vent, both at once, about 30 seconds later
dibblebill > Came back like 20 minutes later
dibblebill > "Why'd my kid unplug my computer? He's never done that before."
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<Venom_SGZ> indeed
<Shamrock> sorry the 2 year old typed
<dew`> dont kid yourself s ham
<dew`> you know it was your wife
<dew`> o.0
<Venom_SGZ> o0
<Shamrock> no actually I (the wife) am the one typing now
<dew`> lol
<Hackett> lol
<Venom_SGZ> haha
<dew`> HI MRS. SHAM
<Venom_SGZ> indeed
<Shamrock> sorry the 2 year old typed
<dew`> dont kid yourself s ham
<dew`> you know it was your wife
<dew`> o.0
<Venom_SGZ> o0
<Shamrock> no actually I (the wife) am the one typing now
<dew`> lol
<Hackett> lol
<Venom_SGZ> haha
<dew`> HI MRS. SHAM
Kyle Caldrel > all you need is 3x hardons
James Lyrus > Or just one really big one.
Tairos Hakonnus > lol
James Lyrus > Or just one really big one.
Tairos Hakonnus > lol
Kehmor > ye we decided that caldari men had tiny penises but got action because it was the women's duty to sleep with us
Kehmor > and compensated via domestic violence
Kehmor > i got banned for RPing a wife beater
Naphtalia > o.O
Kehmor > and i was like "ok so RPing a mass murderer and insane psychopath is ok but if you RP a wife beater suddenyl you've taken it too far?"
Naphtalia > good point
Atandros > I guess they frown upon lack of ambition
Kehmor > and compensated via domestic violence
Kehmor > i got banned for RPing a wife beater
Naphtalia > o.O
Kehmor > and i was like "ok so RPing a mass murderer and insane psychopath is ok but if you RP a wife beater suddenyl you've taken it too far?"
Naphtalia > good point
Atandros > I guess they frown upon lack of ambition
Aelisha > The end of my fiscal dick is about to co-habit with their collective prostate
cheephough > Holy jumping fucking shitballs!!!!
Sinmau > you eat with that mouth :-)
cheephough > When I'm not blowing people for isk... yes
Mallard Yibrotten > just drink and smoke :-)
ssgt slaughter > ah well ah
cheephough > cheese - check
cheephough > spicy chicken strips - check
cheephough > coke - check
cheephough > cosplay chick pics - check
Fukada > lucian in a thong. check
cheephough > ok, lets roll
Sinmau > you eat with that mouth :-)
cheephough > When I'm not blowing people for isk... yes
Mallard Yibrotten > just drink and smoke :-)
ssgt slaughter > ah well ah
cheephough > cheese - check
cheephough > spicy chicken strips - check
cheephough > coke - check
cheephough > cosplay chick pics - check
Fukada > lucian in a thong. check
cheephough > ok, lets roll