ShazaamBacon20 > does anyone need a corp to join?
ShazaamBacon20 > it offers free blow jobs
ShazaamBacon20 > disregard that
Sidonia Didrika > you mean we have to pay?
ShazaamBacon20 > dumbass
ShazaamBacon20 > it offers free blow jobs
ShazaamBacon20 > disregard that
Sidonia Didrika > you mean we have to pay?
ShazaamBacon20 > dumbass
Princess Beefcurtains > target in *****
Princess Beefcurtains > no... wait... hes Huff.... DOH!
Hettar > lmao
Rayne Xhu > You did that last night too
Rayne Xhu > hbj guy almost got whacked..
Princess Beefcurtains > client seems to keep losing portraits so every time i get blank portrait i think its a target
Rayne Xhu > Hehe
Princess Beefcurtains > I almost called myself out as a target last night
Princess Beefcurtains > no... wait... hes Huff.... DOH!
Hettar > lmao
Rayne Xhu > You did that last night too
Rayne Xhu > hbj guy almost got whacked..
Princess Beefcurtains > client seems to keep losing portraits so every time i get blank portrait i think its a target
Rayne Xhu > Hehe
Princess Beefcurtains > I almost called myself out as a target last night
* moocifer silences jamesw
*** moocifer sets mode +b on jamesbaker!*@*
<jamesw> HAHAHA
<jamesw> owned moocie
<moocifer> Yikes (!)
<moocifer> :'(
*** moocifer sets mode +b on jamesw!*@*
*** moocifer sets mode -b on jamesbaker!*@*
*** moocifer sets mode +b on jamesbaker!*@*
<jamesw> HAHAHA
<jamesw> owned moocie
<moocifer> Yikes (!)
<moocifer> :'(
*** moocifer sets mode +b on jamesw!*@*
*** moocifer sets mode -b on jamesbaker!*@*
Marishma > hehe, TV infomercials are like those really bad scams in Jita... I just noticed how similar they are
GM Sunshine > Hold on to your hat and glasses folks, here we go!
turnschuh > ....nothing happened.
Intigo > :D
Disturbingly Derek > lol
Disturbingly Derek > PUSH BUTAN
Faichan Kangri > he does it one at a time you nubs
Iwishai Wazahero > /emote votes fro comedy GM option
Derek 74 > someone can't drive /tr
Faichan Kangri > NUBS
Faichan Kangri > also intel: we have verone and STAVROS HIMSELF commentating
Faichan Kangri > this is awesome
Iwishai Wazahero > But masterful
Disturbingly Derek > STAVROS
Faichan Kangri > all my life i have waited for this
Intigo > Verone & Stavros
Intigo > woot
Faichan Kangri > and FREE GOONS
Disturbingly Derek > FREE GOONS and HI STAVROS!
GM Sunshine > this is sooo the wrong crowd to get things wrong with
turnschuh > ....nothing happened.
Intigo > :D
Disturbingly Derek > lol
Disturbingly Derek > PUSH BUTAN
Faichan Kangri > he does it one at a time you nubs
Iwishai Wazahero > /emote votes fro comedy GM option
Derek 74 > someone can't drive /tr
Faichan Kangri > NUBS
Faichan Kangri > also intel: we have verone and STAVROS HIMSELF commentating
Faichan Kangri > this is awesome
Iwishai Wazahero > But masterful
Disturbingly Derek > STAVROS
Faichan Kangri > all my life i have waited for this
Intigo > Verone & Stavros
Intigo > woot
Faichan Kangri > and FREE GOONS
Disturbingly Derek > FREE GOONS and HI STAVROS!
GM Sunshine > this is sooo the wrong crowd to get things wrong with
Le Soltueur > hello
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Ghost Hunter > One of my manticores self-destructed inside a station once
Ghost Hunter > I docked with 15 seconds left on the timer during a laggy server situation
Ghost Hunter > It deleted itself out of my hangar
Ghost Hunter > I docked with 15 seconds left on the timer during a laggy server situation
Ghost Hunter > It deleted itself out of my hangar
Lucas Sator > i want to attack one of the patrol ships just to see how fast they would vaporize me
Or'Ipahs > lalz
Lucas Sator > im taking bets on how long my noob ass will last
Ghost Serina > as long as everyone else
Ghost Serina > concord = jam, sensor damp, scram, insta-pop
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > always in that order?
Ghost Serina > no
Ghost Serina > at once
Or'Ipahs > any order - always facerape
Ghost Serina > exactly
Ghost Serina > they show up and you're done
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > facerape
Or'Ipahs > :P
Ghost Serina > and not a nice facerape either, it's like a brutal skullfucking
Or'Ipahs > roflz
Lucas Sator > i get the point
Lucas Sator > lol
Or'Ipahs > hehe
Ghost Serina > they gouge out your eyes and fuck your eyesocket once and your head implodes
Lucas Sator > even my clone will be all retarded
Lucas Sator > from the skull fucking i took
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Or'Ipahs > rofl
Lucas Sator > brutal death metal playing in backround
Or'Ipahs > lalz
Lucas Sator > im taking bets on how long my noob ass will last
Ghost Serina > as long as everyone else
Ghost Serina > concord = jam, sensor damp, scram, insta-pop
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > always in that order?
Ghost Serina > no
Ghost Serina > at once
Or'Ipahs > any order - always facerape
Ghost Serina > exactly
Ghost Serina > they show up and you're done
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > facerape
Or'Ipahs > :P
Ghost Serina > and not a nice facerape either, it's like a brutal skullfucking
Or'Ipahs > roflz
Lucas Sator > i get the point
Lucas Sator > lol
Or'Ipahs > hehe
Ghost Serina > they gouge out your eyes and fuck your eyesocket once and your head implodes
Lucas Sator > even my clone will be all retarded
Lucas Sator > from the skull fucking i took
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Or'Ipahs > rofl
Lucas Sator > brutal death metal playing in backround
Koyomi Higarasu > cats are funniest animals
Koyomi Higarasu > scroll down
The Stampede > cats are the tastiest animals :)
Koyomi Higarasu > scroll down
The Stampede > cats are the tastiest animals :)
<fitz> training caldari BS makes me feel dirty
<wizzard66> it should
<wizzard66> its the unclean race
<wizzard66> the unclean race of blue-lightness
<wizzard66> soon you will find yourself staring at a trafficlight and refusing to pass untill its flashes blue
<wizzard66> i advice caldari players a job with the police department or as ambulance driver
<wizzard66> it should
<wizzard66> its the unclean race
<wizzard66> the unclean race of blue-lightness
<wizzard66> soon you will find yourself staring at a trafficlight and refusing to pass untill its flashes blue
<wizzard66> i advice caldari players a job with the police department or as ambulance driver