<Angelblue> i was getting bumped against everything
<Tiki-Rar> o.0
<News> was tiki at the party too?
<News> he would've bumped you a good 50km
<jaska> lol
<Arkanis> lol
<Xealot> irl bumpageddon would be cool
<jaska> i bump people irl, but mostly because of mass, not speed :/
<News> haha
<News> that's why people need to fit kinetic hardeners
<Tiki-Rar> o.0
<News> was tiki at the party too?
<News> he would've bumped you a good 50km
<jaska> lol
<Arkanis> lol
<Xealot> irl bumpageddon would be cool
<jaska> i bump people irl, but mostly because of mass, not speed :/
<News> haha
<News> that's why people need to fit kinetic hardeners
Woltan > wtf scout why didnt u report hostiles
Ghost Prophet > Fuck u FC pizzahut came to my house
Ghost Prophet > Fuck u FC pizzahut came to my house
Ryuji Hinomura > Someone actually came into my office and expected me to do some work. Geeez! Some people.
Nagash Windsong > lol, the nerve
Ryuji Hinomura > Indeed so, they really ought to realise that EvE is my job.
Nagash Windsong > lol
Ryuji Hinomura > Guess I shall have to educate them about such things.
Nagash Windsong > I tried that at my job, they wern't impressed.
Nagash Windsong > :)
Ryuji Hinomura > Some people.......really.
Nagash Windsong > hehehe
Ryuji Hinomura > Try to show them the wonders of internet gaming technology and all they can do is frown and sigh and be generally unimpressed.
Ryuji Hinomura > Ungrateful sods.
Nagash Windsong > one guy got mad at me because he thinks videogames are for little kids and are anti-social.
Nagash Windsong > I had to explain the concept of mmorg
Nagash Windsong > weird people the previous generation
Ryuji Hinomura > How previous are you talking?
Nagash Windsong > 40-55
Nagash Windsong > the people who thinking working hard will get you somewhere in life
Ryuji Hinomura > Oh......those fools.
Nagash Windsong > ROFL, yep
Ryuji Hinomura > Wasting your time. Most of them can barely work their mobile phones.
Nagash Windsong > yep the same bunch of people who think 3g is a speed.
Nagash Windsong > for air flight
Ryuji Hinomura > It is if it is an impact velocity. Which is the speed their jaws hit the floor at when they find out the kids are having sex.
Nagash Windsong > rofl
Nagash Windsong > lol, the nerve
Ryuji Hinomura > Indeed so, they really ought to realise that EvE is my job.
Nagash Windsong > lol
Ryuji Hinomura > Guess I shall have to educate them about such things.
Nagash Windsong > I tried that at my job, they wern't impressed.
Nagash Windsong > :)
Ryuji Hinomura > Some people.......really.
Nagash Windsong > hehehe
Ryuji Hinomura > Try to show them the wonders of internet gaming technology and all they can do is frown and sigh and be generally unimpressed.
Ryuji Hinomura > Ungrateful sods.
Nagash Windsong > one guy got mad at me because he thinks videogames are for little kids and are anti-social.
Nagash Windsong > I had to explain the concept of mmorg
Nagash Windsong > weird people the previous generation
Ryuji Hinomura > How previous are you talking?
Nagash Windsong > 40-55
Nagash Windsong > the people who thinking working hard will get you somewhere in life
Ryuji Hinomura > Oh......those fools.
Nagash Windsong > ROFL, yep
Ryuji Hinomura > Wasting your time. Most of them can barely work their mobile phones.
Nagash Windsong > yep the same bunch of people who think 3g is a speed.
Nagash Windsong > for air flight
Ryuji Hinomura > It is if it is an impact velocity. Which is the speed their jaws hit the floor at when they find out the kids are having sex.
Nagash Windsong > rofl
Zoted > my anathema went from fugly to pure sex woot
Fang Khan > I love it when people say "don't knock it 'till you've tried it"
Fang Khan > I always ask "Have you ever eaten crap?"
Fang Khan > "I haven't, but I think I can take it on faith that I wouldn't enjoy it"
Jon Engel > Someday, someone will say " yes, I have eaten feces"
Fang Khan > At which time I shall hand them a breath mint and politely excuse myself
Jon Engel > or, find them a burly German man and get the vid camera?
Fang Khan > I always ask "Have you ever eaten crap?"
Fang Khan > "I haven't, but I think I can take it on faith that I wouldn't enjoy it"
Jon Engel > Someday, someone will say " yes, I have eaten feces"
Fang Khan > At which time I shall hand them a breath mint and politely excuse myself
Jon Engel > or, find them a burly German man and get the vid camera?
myggan > o i am gonna fuck tonight
Evil Edna > livestock not guarded today then?
Evil Edna > livestock not guarded today then?
<Sokhar> no
<Sokhar> i do what i want
<PepsiTab> If you'd STOP insulting her every five minutes she may unban you.
<jotham> flapjack: i think they are sisters
<Sokhar> no
<Sokhar> i don't want to be unbanned
<S_OK> you don't know what you want
<Sokhar> she does not deserve my pressence
<PepsiTab> Oi vey.
<S_OK> I wish we didn't deserve your presense either
<Sokhar> i do what i want
<PepsiTab> If you'd STOP insulting her every five minutes she may unban you.
<jotham> flapjack: i think they are sisters
<Sokhar> no
<Sokhar> i don't want to be unbanned
<S_OK> you don't know what you want
<Sokhar> she does not deserve my pressence
<PepsiTab> Oi vey.
<S_OK> I wish we didn't deserve your presense either
Visilious > paint dries faster than this freighter.
Aiyeeta Beaver > my freighter moves like lightning
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, like a picture of lightning
Aiyeeta Beaver > inside a jet fighter
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, a parked jet fighter
Aiyeeta Beaver > parked at an aircraft carrier
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, an aircraft carrier that's in dry dock
Visilious > ... while the Earth pauses its rotation.
Aiyeeta Beaver > I was willing to take it all the way out to the relativity of time, Vis... or rather, the relativity of time inside a black hole
Aiyeeta Beaver > my freighter moves like lightning
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, like a picture of lightning
Aiyeeta Beaver > inside a jet fighter
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, a parked jet fighter
Aiyeeta Beaver > parked at an aircraft carrier
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, an aircraft carrier that's in dry dock
Visilious > ... while the Earth pauses its rotation.
Aiyeeta Beaver > I was willing to take it all the way out to the relativity of time, Vis... or rather, the relativity of time inside a black hole
Zo5o > I have been keeping and saving any and all spiders I find running around my house.
Zo5o > I keep them alive in little tupperware containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart.
Zo5o > Anyway.
Zo5o > I have recently erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes.
Zo5o > I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do 1v1 combat in an epic tournament.
Zo5o > The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger as a result.
Zo5o > He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent.
Zo5o > Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go onto the final round.
Zo5o > There is a preying mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley.
Zo5o > The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis.
Zo5o > If the spider actually manages to defeat Charley
Zo5o > he will be declared the King of Spider Land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
Zo5o > I keep them alive in little tupperware containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart.
Zo5o > Anyway.
Zo5o > I have recently erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes.
Zo5o > I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do 1v1 combat in an epic tournament.
Zo5o > The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger as a result.
Zo5o > He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent.
Zo5o > Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go onto the final round.
Zo5o > There is a preying mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley.
Zo5o > The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis.
Zo5o > If the spider actually manages to defeat Charley
Zo5o > he will be declared the King of Spider Land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
Klaus Mahamid > ooh .. you got a admirer/stalker
Gothikia > who dosn't want to stalk me, i am a sexy bitch
Klaus Mahamid > all drop y'r panties and prepare to be boarded, yarrr!
Gothikia > who dosn't want to stalk me, i am a sexy bitch
Klaus Mahamid > all drop y'r panties and prepare to be boarded, yarrr!