SpoonRECKLESS > Hey pete I heard you ask about me my wife was playing on my alt this week
SpoonRECKLESS > She trying to "like" eve
Jago Kain > getting women to like eve is like getting them to like bum-sex... if they aren't into it, they aren't into it and no amount of encouragement is going to change that
Shalia Ripper > it is best to ease them into EvE. play around on the surface for a while, then dive in.
Jago Kain > i see what you did there :)
SpoonRECKLESS > She trying to "like" eve
Jago Kain > getting women to like eve is like getting them to like bum-sex... if they aren't into it, they aren't into it and no amount of encouragement is going to change that
Shalia Ripper > it is best to ease them into EvE. play around on the surface for a while, then dive in.
Jago Kain > i see what you did there :)
Hikari Okane > making isk in Jita is like taking candy from forum trolls
Unknown Subject > just because i got fucked in the ass
ONE TIME doesnt mean im ghey!
Laocoon > das BOOT ist GHEYNEZ
Unknown Subject > its only ghey if you push back
ONE TIME doesnt mean im ghey!
Laocoon > das BOOT ist GHEYNEZ
Unknown Subject > its only ghey if you push back
Karn Sadi > i keep reading ares, as arse
Atandros > Freudian ;[
Karn Sadi > i wouldnt mind a T2 mwd on my arse, would make sex alot more interesting
Shintoko Akahoshi > It would provide more thrust...
Karn Sadi > about 500% more thust
Shintoko Akahoshi > Increase your radius, too...
Rhagnor > Well at least she got something very personal from you
Rhagnor > /emote smirks
Atandros > Jericho Fraction corp chat, nothing like it.
Atandros > Freudian ;[
Karn Sadi > i wouldnt mind a T2 mwd on my arse, would make sex alot more interesting
Shintoko Akahoshi > It would provide more thrust...
Karn Sadi > about 500% more thust
Shintoko Akahoshi > Increase your radius, too...
Rhagnor > Well at least she got something very personal from you
Rhagnor > /emote smirks
Atandros > Jericho Fraction corp chat, nothing like it.
Discrodia > hmm.... EVE needs Nuka-Cola (fallout joke)
obxkid > hehe agreed
William Pierce > No, we've already got quafe
William Pierce > it could be nuke-quafe though...
obxkid > fine... i will combine Quafe with the nuka cola
Discrodia > cause Nuka is actually soda, not lemon-lime seltzer
obxkid > make nuka quafa
Discrodia > For when New Eden gets nuked, at least we'll have some decent soda!
obxkid > and radioactive glow in the dark ships WOO!
obxkid > hehe agreed
William Pierce > No, we've already got quafe
William Pierce > it could be nuke-quafe though...
obxkid > fine... i will combine Quafe with the nuka cola
Discrodia > cause Nuka is actually soda, not lemon-lime seltzer
obxkid > make nuka quafa
Discrodia > For when New Eden gets nuked, at least we'll have some decent soda!
obxkid > and radioactive glow in the dark ships WOO!
Lord Droverson > hey renee you an alt?
Renee Zeitza > yeah, Cia's
Blade Montana > damn alt's :)
Tharamis > all these damn alt annoy me
Renee Zeitza > hehe
Lord Droverson > fucking alts
Lord Droverson > hehe
CiaCheCait > XD
CiaCheCait > anyone wanna buy a 21.9% cargo expander?
Tharamis > only me here
Tharamis > hehe
Tharamis > but no
CiaCheCait > ahh, jackass talking dirt about alts. . .<sigh>
CiaCheCait > =P
Tharamis > :)
Renee Zeitza > yeah, Cia's
Blade Montana > damn alt's :)
Tharamis > all these damn alt annoy me
Renee Zeitza > hehe
Lord Droverson > fucking alts
Lord Droverson > hehe
CiaCheCait > XD
CiaCheCait > anyone wanna buy a 21.9% cargo expander?
Tharamis > only me here
Tharamis > hehe
Tharamis > but no
CiaCheCait > ahh, jackass talking dirt about alts. . .<sigh>
CiaCheCait > =P
Tharamis > :)
etemplar > hey hey you good for another fight :)
cinbar > sure
etemplar > not in a sb this time I actually have shields ;)
cinbar > lol
cinbar > which ship you have?
Arahabaki > caldari shuttle
Arahabaki > has shields
cinbar > ^ this
cinbar > sure
etemplar > not in a sb this time I actually have shields ;)
cinbar > lol
cinbar > which ship you have?
Arahabaki > caldari shuttle
Arahabaki > has shields
cinbar > ^ this
Nisus Blaze > drunken103 is confused about his sexuality
Monster Thatcher > yes same
Monster Thatcher > omg
Monster Thatcher > i had the window scrolled up to where Karen said he liked Consortiums name
Monster Thatcher > and THATS what i mean by YES SAME
Monster Thatcher > yes same
Monster Thatcher > omg
Monster Thatcher > i had the window scrolled up to where Karen said he liked Consortiums name
Monster Thatcher > and THATS what i mean by YES SAME
Omega87 > Ya know if I had a sex change I'd totally be a lesbian...
Nighthaunter > Fuck that, chicks suck. I'd be riding dick all day.
Nighthaunter > Fuck that, chicks suck. I'd be riding dick all day.
Spartan Gauntlet > your gay
Illusive Wolf > he has a gay?
Maldad Asesino > your = posessive
Spartan Gauntlet > oo you got me
Illusive Wolf > the irony is, it's a homophone
Illusive Wolf > he has a gay?
Maldad Asesino > your = posessive
Spartan Gauntlet > oo you got me
Illusive Wolf > the irony is, it's a homophone