JGR Mao > k, when you goin to africa ?
Kin Oreyn > not sure yet, probably about a month
JGR Mao > k
JGR Mao > How long will you be gone ?
Kin Oreyn > heh, ehmm a year...
JGR Mao > eh
Kin Oreyn > but I'll have internet there
JGR Mao > he
JGR Mao > Ahh
JGR Mao > phew
JGR Mao > :)
Kin Oreyn > it probably wont be broadband, but I think I'll manage
JGR Mao > lets hope so
Budman17r > you could splice 50 dialups together
Budman17r > wire the modems together
Budman17r > and then you would have broadband :)
Kin Oreyn > weeeee sounds fun
Budman17r > and it could cook marshmellows
Budman17r > Broadband, and marshmellow cooker
Budman17r > dual uses
JGR Mao > maybe youll end up on a jungle drum relay or sumfin
Budman17r > lol,
Kin Oreyn > rofl
JGR Mao > Boink boink , boin, boink tak = left mouse click
Kin Oreyn > not sure yet, probably about a month
JGR Mao > k
JGR Mao > How long will you be gone ?
Kin Oreyn > heh, ehmm a year...
JGR Mao > eh
Kin Oreyn > but I'll have internet there
JGR Mao > he
JGR Mao > Ahh
JGR Mao > phew
JGR Mao > :)
Kin Oreyn > it probably wont be broadband, but I think I'll manage
JGR Mao > lets hope so
Budman17r > you could splice 50 dialups together
Budman17r > wire the modems together
Budman17r > and then you would have broadband :)
Kin Oreyn > weeeee sounds fun
Budman17r > and it could cook marshmellows
Budman17r > Broadband, and marshmellow cooker
Budman17r > dual uses
JGR Mao > maybe youll end up on a jungle drum relay or sumfin
Budman17r > lol,
Kin Oreyn > rofl
JGR Mao > Boink boink , boin, boink tak = left mouse click
Terra Cirrus > mmm..mining with a subwoofer on a video game chair. makes my testicle vibrate
Terra Cirrus > /emote mutes self
Eisleth Trego > only 1 testicle?
Par'Gellen > somehow i misread vibrate as pirate
Terra Cirrus > yep, sold my right nut for a bag of doritos once. seemed like a good idea since i was in the middle of nowhere and starving, might chalk it up as a regret eventually though
Terra Cirrus > /emote mutes self
Eisleth Trego > only 1 testicle?
Par'Gellen > somehow i misread vibrate as pirate
Terra Cirrus > yep, sold my right nut for a bag of doritos once. seemed like a good idea since i was in the middle of nowhere and starving, might chalk it up as a regret eventually though
SilentHunter13 > I'm being told i have to go to a fancy dress pirate theme in my jesus costume cause they like the idea of pirate jesus...trying to think of pirate commandments...
Cranky Man > thou shalt not yarr your neighbors wife
Tigerfish Torpedo > And God said unto Noah,.. You will build and Ark, fit it with cannons, and sail the Spanish Main! Oh, and theres some animals for food too.
Cranky Man > thou shalt not yarr your neighbors wife
Tigerfish Torpedo > And God said unto Noah,.. You will build and Ark, fit it with cannons, and sail the Spanish Main! Oh, and theres some animals for food too.
Jimer Lins > I probably sound like I've got a mouthful of cock, so might as well roll with it.
Emmanuel Grey > Pssh. I was only off by about a factor of a billion.
Piuro > For an English major, thats pretty good
Piuro > For an English major, thats pretty good
Ingold Hammersmith > hey sard
Kumja > Sard can I have your autograph?
Sard Caid > sure
Kumja > Will you sign my baby?
Sard Caid > with a scalpel.
Kumja > that's twisted..
Sard Caid > Er...with crayon?
Sard Caid > =(
Sard Caid > I'm not good at this
Kumja > keep working on it
Sard Caid > kk
Kumja > Sard can I have your autograph?
Sard Caid > sure
Kumja > Will you sign my baby?
Sard Caid > with a scalpel.
Kumja > that's twisted..
Sard Caid > Er...with crayon?
Sard Caid > =(
Sard Caid > I'm not good at this
Kumja > keep working on it
Sard Caid > kk
From [5] Alliance Chat during first hours of PA/F-E war.
Farscape Hw > dont jump into new caldari
Farscape Hw > you will become a gate ornament
Prionailurus > i though we were going to warn ccp before we
crashed a node
Farscape Hw > dont jump into new caldari
Farscape Hw > you will become a gate ornament
Prionailurus > i though we were going to warn ccp before we
crashed a node
Requiem Jofama > Guns dont kill people..
Requiem Jofama > ..Lag kills people
Requiem Jofama > ..Lag kills people
Steph Wing > Playing EVE one-handed is like driving a car with a woman's head in your lap
Steph Wing > Fun, but dangerous
Steph Wing > Fun, but dangerous
<Doc> sex was great, but... eve is better
<%DJ_Damage> ...idnt i bet
<wooley> :|
<%DJ_Damage> was wat i ment
* wooley loses respect for Doc
<Doc> eve doesnt bitch if i dont play it for days
<wooley> good point :P
<LadySDevil> DJ_Damage: what makes it worse is being to actually know what it would mean to have pms for 5 months LOL
<wooley> EVE doesn't complain when you explode early either
<wooley> not that I have the problem.
<%DJ_Damage> ...idnt i bet
<wooley> :|
<%DJ_Damage> was wat i ment
* wooley loses respect for Doc
<Doc> eve doesnt bitch if i dont play it for days
<wooley> good point :P
<LadySDevil> DJ_Damage: what makes it worse is being to actually know what it would mean to have pms for 5 months LOL
<wooley> EVE doesn't complain when you explode early either
<wooley> not that I have the problem.