Jason Dailey > so, who wants to know how bacon is made?
Operater3 > o/
Meldorn Vaash > ME!!!!
Jason Dailey > the process starts when winged fairies bring the bellies of pigs to the factory in 18 wheel trucks
Jason Dailey > the large horned beasts called "forklifts" move the bellies into the factories
Jason Dailey > from there magical gnomes move the bellies through machines
Jason Dailey > these gnomes are called "mexicans"
Jason Dailey > the first machine tumbles the bellies to relax them, it looks like a giant dryer (no shit, some are still frozen, big dryer looking thing)
Jason Dailey > Then a thousand needles stab the meat, infusing it with flavors, secret flavors
Jason Dailey > it is said that anyone who talks about the flavors will be attacked by dangerous wizards called "lawyers"
Jason Dailey > ok, anyway, they spray them with liquid smoke, run them through a tunnel of some kind that hits them with actual smoke
Jason Dailey > then its into a freezer
Jason Dailey > They get pressed and cut, to a uniform size
Jason Dailey > then run through a big slicer, and packaged
Operater3 > o/
Meldorn Vaash > ME!!!!
Jason Dailey > the process starts when winged fairies bring the bellies of pigs to the factory in 18 wheel trucks
Jason Dailey > the large horned beasts called "forklifts" move the bellies into the factories
Jason Dailey > from there magical gnomes move the bellies through machines
Jason Dailey > these gnomes are called "mexicans"
Jason Dailey > the first machine tumbles the bellies to relax them, it looks like a giant dryer (no shit, some are still frozen, big dryer looking thing)
Jason Dailey > Then a thousand needles stab the meat, infusing it with flavors, secret flavors
Jason Dailey > it is said that anyone who talks about the flavors will be attacked by dangerous wizards called "lawyers"
Jason Dailey > ok, anyway, they spray them with liquid smoke, run them through a tunnel of some kind that hits them with actual smoke
Jason Dailey > then its into a freezer
Jason Dailey > They get pressed and cut, to a uniform size
Jason Dailey > then run through a big slicer, and packaged
Reliza > is this a friendly system?
Batau > yes
Lardarz B'stard > yes it said hello to me and made me a cup of tea when i entered it
Reliza > lol
Batau > yes
Lardarz B'stard > yes it said hello to me and made me a cup of tea when i entered it
Reliza > lol
* jamesw lies in wait
* jamesw is at one with the cosmos
H Zub > =)
Ebedar > I remember being at one with the cosmos. Then I needed the toilet and made an awful mess of several systems by accident.
H Zub > omg
jamesw > eeww
jamesw > so thats what they call it "stain"
* jamesw is at one with the cosmos
H Zub > =)
Ebedar > I remember being at one with the cosmos. Then I needed the toilet and made an awful mess of several systems by accident.
H Zub > omg
jamesw > eeww
jamesw > so thats what they call it "stain"
Kalrissia > The Amarr are ok. Look good impaled all over the hull of my ship.
Stovak Aseph > i strap thier bodies to the turrets of my ships, kinda funny
Stovak Aseph > i have manned turrets...kinda
Stovak Aseph > i strap thier bodies to the turrets of my ships, kinda funny
Stovak Aseph > i have manned turrets...kinda
Bellicose > :)
Bellicose > shields are for sissys
Gungankllr > Aye, I wanted to be a stud and use the Bellicose Structure tanking setup
Bellicose > shields are for sissys
Gungankllr > Aye, I wanted to be a stud and use the Bellicose Structure tanking setup
Larkonis Trassler > and what about space AIDS
Virtuozzo > only women have that
Herschel Yamamoto > and there's no women in eve, so we're safe
Virtuozzo > wut
Virtuozzo > /emote looks down under desk
Virtuozzo > oh ffs
Virtuozzo > GET OUT
Virtuozzo > goddamnit
Virtuozzo > only women have that
Herschel Yamamoto > and there's no women in eve, so we're safe
Virtuozzo > wut
Virtuozzo > /emote looks down under desk
Virtuozzo > oh ffs
Virtuozzo > GET OUT
Virtuozzo > goddamnit
Joskken Inx > JZV 3:16: "For JHENR so loved Eve that We gave our only begotten POS, and whomever shalt warpeth to it shall not perish, unless thou art red."
cordy > you going sleep again?
* cordy trows a brick at gothikia
* Gothikia falls to the ground unconsious
cordy > stay there :p
* cordy trows a brick at gothikia
* Gothikia falls to the ground unconsious
cordy > stay there :p
Yrakk Urrest > I dont want to go poking holes in my pod
Yrakk Urrest > I think that might be *bad* in space
Geisha Gal > there ony little ones tho
Geisha Gal > n it feels so... mm warm n fuzzy
Yrakk Urrest > quit rubbing my pods
Geisha Gal > xD
Yrakk Urrest > you're generating static - all my .... curly hair is standing up
Yrakk Urrest > I think that might be *bad* in space
Geisha Gal > there ony little ones tho
Geisha Gal > n it feels so... mm warm n fuzzy
Yrakk Urrest > quit rubbing my pods
Geisha Gal > xD
Yrakk Urrest > you're generating static - all my .... curly hair is standing up
mirel yirrin > 24 letters in the Alphabet, 24 cans of beer in a Pack, Coincidence?
mirel yirrin > I THINK NOT!
Borris Bovishnikov > isnt it 26 leters in the alphabet?
mirel yirrin > oh
mirel yirrin > yes
mirel yirrin > Bugger :O
mirel yirrin > I THINK NOT!
Borris Bovishnikov > isnt it 26 leters in the alphabet?
mirel yirrin > oh
mirel yirrin > yes
mirel yirrin > Bugger :O