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Soliel Lai > i have the Mathew Bellamy dildo
Soliel Lai > tho his guitar is a little bit uncomfortable
Ilfar > Oops, wrong button
Macgun90 > ok your cruisin through lowsex in your T1 cruiser and hit a camp, do you A: scream like a girl and beg for you life or B: fight with honor and go down in a blaze of glory?
Ilfar > I'm sorry, I don't understand the question...
Minarqh > C: Pat myself on the back for fitting a large buffer and stabs and cruise on through.
Ilfar > The number of times I've left Finanar can be counted on one hand, and that's the hand of a very inept butcher...
Macgun90 > thats cheating Min :(
Minarqh > :P
Minarqh > Probably fight with honor. Though I don't often go through lowsex except in a fleet.
Minarqh > The one time I did get hit with a camp I had stabs and a big enough buffer.
Macgun90 > battle buddies give the reds someone else to shoot right? :D
Ilfar > I thought that's what alts are for
Macgun90 > or that
Minarqh > Time to be drunk. BRB
Minarqh > For example, I don't go to lowsec while intoxicated. Which is a significant percentage of my playing time.
Minarqh > OK, I said that last like 10 minutes ago. I give you gold and nothing? Really?
Macgun90 > lol
Macgun90 > to busy drinking my beer
Macgun90 > /emote shares
Macgun90 > want some? :D
Minarqh > NO thanks. I"ve got scotch. Cheers!
Macgun90 > what brand?
Minarqh > Uhh, bottom shelt, plastic bottle, 13 dollars for what looks like half a gallon. Umm. Bob's smooth scotch whiskey or some shit.
Macgun90 > ah, ever hear of one called King Robert?
Minarqh > Is it in a plastic bottle?
Macgun90 > glass
Minarqh > Nope.
Macgun90 > reason i ask is cause i work in a warehouse full of beer, wines and liquors all day
Macgun90 > i fill orders for the stores
Ilfar > How are you still standing?
Leet Al > I have shitty charisma, so I compensate by using 7 heatsinks on my Armageddon
BeanBagKing > When I was in the army they told me to go get the rape kit one time, boy was I embarassed when I realized what they ment after coming back with the duck tape and shovel....
Cerberal > so i just woke up after having a dream of riding naked on a horses back through an entire neighborhood
Cerberal > that was like the best dream ever.
Xenny Lee > a gate camp in N-Rael on a sunday! *GASP*
Xenny Lee > what next? Ratters in TDE?
Feuergeist1 > I call bullshit
Jaron Molfett > Newbs in empire?
Otherwise > lag in Jita
Otherwise > that'd be something
Feuergeist1 > lmfao
Feuergeist1 > otherwise made me spit soda
sfxZeta > lol
Otherwise > XD
Jaron Molfett > Battles in 0.0?
DruzidelCastro > intel in the intel channel?
Xenny Lee > Pirates in low sec?
Jaron Molfett > *takes a point and shuts up*
Feuergeist1 > CCP in Bob?
Otherwise > rofl
Xenny Lee > a Bob forum post?
DruzidelCastro > xenny shut up you noobcake :(
Tyrok Legio > i found a twiglet on the floor a minute ago....i haven't had them for 9 months!!
Tyrok Legio > i licked it, to see if it was a twiglet or a little bit of poo...
Tyrok Legio > tbh it was both :(
Fast Eddie > Heh, just shot a loot thief...
Fast Eddie > ....but d'you want to know the real irony?
onovono > you died to concord?
Fast Eddie > No, I'd sold him the ship he was flying.... want to know what else was ironic?
Keiki Aiea > he bought another one from you
Fast Eddie > Correctamundo!
[5:34pm] <&RinnyWee> why the hell not, good sir. roleplaying is good for thine heart, biznitch.
Ashen Shugar > lost my mega outside the station
Feek > What did you do, who did you do a hostile act on?
Ashen Shugar > it said I had done something in view of the sentry guns
Ashen Shugar > and they owned me
... time passes ... Approx 45 seconds later ...
Ashen Shugar > what the fuck
Ashen Shugar > I just went and got another BS and undocked and they popped me again
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