Mull'ak > u after a mega i hear nos?
n0sPIG > mega or domi
Mull'ak > i ahve a mega to sell for a fair price
n0sPIG > how fair - might not be fair to the point where i can afford it
Mull'ak > i was hoping for 115
Ben Derindar > mull: lol, not even an apoc goes for that
n0sPIG > what else were you giving for 115mil
n0sPIG > 50 harvesters?
n0sPIG > :P
Mull'ak > a pretty smile
Ben Derindar > haha
Ben Derindar > fair price my bum scrapings ;-)
n0sPIG > lmao
Ben Derindar > lol
Mull'ak > how much are your bum scrapings going for?
n0sPIG > mega or domi
Mull'ak > i ahve a mega to sell for a fair price
n0sPIG > how fair - might not be fair to the point where i can afford it
Mull'ak > i was hoping for 115
Ben Derindar > mull: lol, not even an apoc goes for that
n0sPIG > what else were you giving for 115mil
n0sPIG > 50 harvesters?
n0sPIG > :P
Mull'ak > a pretty smile
Ben Derindar > haha
Ben Derindar > fair price my bum scrapings ;-)
n0sPIG > lmao
Ben Derindar > lol
Mull'ak > how much are your bum scrapings going for?
Tiberious Thessalonia > How is everyone else?
Valerie Valate > Out-standing!
Tiberious Thessalonia > You seem in a good mood today, Valerie.
Literia > I am weill thank you Tiberious
Valerie Valate > I am filled with the eternal JOY that comes from embracing God's love.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yes, but you are not usually so... energized about it.
Valerie Valate > unlike the wretched souls of sinners such as doll-minions of unbelievers, who are shunned. SHUN!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ah.
Valerie Valate > shun them! sssshhhhhhuuuuuunnnn
Tiberious Thessalonia > No, I make it a point to not truely shun anyone.
Valerie Valate > Incredible!
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods very, very slowly.
Valerie Valate > superb!
Valerie Valate > beware the dolls, they are the spreader of untruths.
Valerie Valate > but the Book of Redemption says All!
Tiberious Thessalonia > wait, who are these dolls again?
Valerie Valate > the Cat of Righteousness shall be placed amongst the Pigeons of Heresy
Graelyn > /emote sighs
Graelyn > The dolls again.
Valerie Valate > and they shall be scattered!
Valerie Valate > Many things will come to Pass!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Water shall run! Wind shall blow!
Tiberious Thessalonia > See? I could get into this.
Graelyn > Someone made a series of novelty plushie dolls a while back, based on my person.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ahhh, I see
Graelyn > They have somehow become a point of interest to Sani Sabik prophetical groups.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I've only ever heard Valerie mention them
Graelyn > To my utter bafflement.
Valerie Valate > the unbelievers have grown fat on the Bread of Lies, baked from the Flour of Heresy, milled by the Unholy Rumour Mill, from the grain of Truth.
Valerie Valate > but Man cannot live on bread alone
Valerie Valate > Cast out the Bread of Lies, it is fit only for the Pigeons of Heresy, which are destroyed by the Cat of Truth
Tiberious Thessalonia > Wait, is Truth a cat or a grain?
Ashar KorAzor > What.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Your theology is absolutely baffling to me, Valerie.
Valerie Valate > Truth comes in many forms, dear Tiberious
Tiberious Thessalonia > Abbess, how are you?
Ashar KorAzor > Confused.
Ashar KorAzor > You?
Tiberious Thessalonia > Much the same. *chuckles*
Tiberious Thessalonia > Its best to let it continue.
Valerie Valate > The Rumour Mill, is a contraption of the Deceiver!
Valerie Valate > Molok was the first! to take the grain of truth, and form it into the bread of lies. The Yeast of Lust.
Valerie Valate > do not trust the yeast of lust, for it is unrighteous
Graelyn > /emote falls down
Ashar KorAzor > /emote stares.
Literia > /emote blinks
Valerie Valate > A cake of blasphemy, it is a pretty thing, but results in fatness of the soul
Tiberious Thessalonia > I take it you haven't met Valerie, Abbess?
Ashar KorAzor > Darlin', you drunk?
Ashar KorAzor > Drunk on corn liquor maybe?
Ashar KorAzor > I've met her.
Ashar KorAzor > Last time I talked to her, she didn't have the alcoholism, though.
JiaLei Lian > Wouldn't an empty soul be a bad thing?
Valerie Valate > And when the Cake of Blasphemy is introduced to the Spork of Divine purpose, what then? The inner unrighteousness is revealed to all!
Graelyn > /emote is unable to stand
Valerie Valate > and it crumbles!
Graelyn > *Audio is unavilible*
Ashar KorAzor > Fucksake
Ashar KorAzor > The baking metaphors.
Ashar KorAzor > Oh god, God preserve me.
Ashar KorAzor > You'll do me an injury.
Valerie Valate > the Cake of Blasphemy crumbles because it is a terrible cake that only makes you fat and unhappy
Literia > But, I like cake
Ashar KorAzor > Are you busking? Is this Blooder stand-up?
Ashar KorAzor > Is there a hat I can toss some money into?
Valerie Valate > cast out the cake of blasphemy, and consume the cake of righteousness
Valerie Valate > that fills the soul with Divine Purpose!
Ashar KorAzor > The cake of righteousness she offers is false!
Ashar KorAzor > It is urinal cake.
Valerie Valate > Lies!
Ashar KorAzor > TRUTH.
Valerie Valate > Lies and slander by an agent of the Heretics!
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE THE HERETIC, HERETIC.
Valerie Valate > for I have seen the inflatable buildings of the Theology Council
Ashar KorAzor > I am both pure and true.
Ashar KorAzor > What?
Graelyn > /emote appears again, red-faced
Ashar KorAzor > Some old priest's blow-up doll isn't a building.
Valerie Valate > This penalty was incurred for destroying Amarr Empire's Blood Raider Chapel in G-TT5V
Valerie Valate > the Pin of Faith bursts the Balloon of Blasphemy
Ashar KorAzor > What was so special about that chapel? We've destroyed all kinds of damn chapels.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote sits back, looking quite amused.
Ashar KorAzor > Anyway, you can't bake.
Ashar KorAzor > I bet your cakes taste like drop.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I demand a bakeoff.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Whoever wins can save my soul.
Ashar KorAzor > I don't trust her and her blood-pudding.
Literia > Devil's food cake?
Nikita Alterana > /emote laughs
Nikita Alterana > So what sort of cake is my cake then? Angel food cake? that sounds vaguely holy.
Ashar KorAzor > Also you and I should talk teas later, when there's not people offering urinal cake.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods his head.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake, heretic.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake is a lie.
Valerie Valate > Blood sausage, do not make me laugh
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about this.
Valerie Valate > such lies are spread by the Theology council
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about your blood-sausage urinal cake.
Ashar KorAzor > Take your disturbing food-fetishes elsewhere.
Tiberious Thessalonia > You know, this discussion -had- been making me hungry, until now.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yuck.
Valerie Valate > Lies! to oppress and be generally not very nice in unspecified at the moment ways
Ashar KorAzor > And then, the temptation was ended.
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE not nice in SPECIFIED ways.
Valerie Valate > I am the model of divine purpose
Valerie Valate > Consider the mushroom.
Valerie Valate > grown in the Darkness, it is pretty nasty, and turns everything manky. Such is heresy.
Graelyn > You've been eating the wrong mushrooms.
Graelyn > Which might also explain other things, now that I think of it......
Valerie Valate > whereas the Flower of Righteousness grows in the Light of Faith and is pretty and smells good and is generally nice.
Valerie Valate > Through such metaphors, God reveals his plan to the True Believers.
Valerie Valate > Therefore, Tiberious, reject the sandwich of blasphemy, and consume the sandwich of righteousness.
Valerie Valate > Out-standing!
Tiberious Thessalonia > You seem in a good mood today, Valerie.
Literia > I am weill thank you Tiberious
Valerie Valate > I am filled with the eternal JOY that comes from embracing God's love.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yes, but you are not usually so... energized about it.
Valerie Valate > unlike the wretched souls of sinners such as doll-minions of unbelievers, who are shunned. SHUN!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ah.
Valerie Valate > shun them! sssshhhhhhuuuuuunnnn
Tiberious Thessalonia > No, I make it a point to not truely shun anyone.
Valerie Valate > Incredible!
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods very, very slowly.
Valerie Valate > superb!
Valerie Valate > beware the dolls, they are the spreader of untruths.
Valerie Valate > but the Book of Redemption says All!
Tiberious Thessalonia > wait, who are these dolls again?
Valerie Valate > the Cat of Righteousness shall be placed amongst the Pigeons of Heresy
Graelyn > /emote sighs
Graelyn > The dolls again.
Valerie Valate > and they shall be scattered!
Valerie Valate > Many things will come to Pass!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Water shall run! Wind shall blow!
Tiberious Thessalonia > See? I could get into this.
Graelyn > Someone made a series of novelty plushie dolls a while back, based on my person.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ahhh, I see
Graelyn > They have somehow become a point of interest to Sani Sabik prophetical groups.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I've only ever heard Valerie mention them
Graelyn > To my utter bafflement.
Valerie Valate > the unbelievers have grown fat on the Bread of Lies, baked from the Flour of Heresy, milled by the Unholy Rumour Mill, from the grain of Truth.
Valerie Valate > but Man cannot live on bread alone
Valerie Valate > Cast out the Bread of Lies, it is fit only for the Pigeons of Heresy, which are destroyed by the Cat of Truth
Tiberious Thessalonia > Wait, is Truth a cat or a grain?
Ashar KorAzor > What.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Your theology is absolutely baffling to me, Valerie.
Valerie Valate > Truth comes in many forms, dear Tiberious
Tiberious Thessalonia > Abbess, how are you?
Ashar KorAzor > Confused.
Ashar KorAzor > You?
Tiberious Thessalonia > Much the same. *chuckles*
Tiberious Thessalonia > Its best to let it continue.
Valerie Valate > The Rumour Mill, is a contraption of the Deceiver!
Valerie Valate > Molok was the first! to take the grain of truth, and form it into the bread of lies. The Yeast of Lust.
Valerie Valate > do not trust the yeast of lust, for it is unrighteous
Graelyn > /emote falls down
Ashar KorAzor > /emote stares.
Literia > /emote blinks
Valerie Valate > A cake of blasphemy, it is a pretty thing, but results in fatness of the soul
Tiberious Thessalonia > I take it you haven't met Valerie, Abbess?
Ashar KorAzor > Darlin', you drunk?
Ashar KorAzor > Drunk on corn liquor maybe?
Ashar KorAzor > I've met her.
Ashar KorAzor > Last time I talked to her, she didn't have the alcoholism, though.
JiaLei Lian > Wouldn't an empty soul be a bad thing?
Valerie Valate > And when the Cake of Blasphemy is introduced to the Spork of Divine purpose, what then? The inner unrighteousness is revealed to all!
Graelyn > /emote is unable to stand
Valerie Valate > and it crumbles!
Graelyn > *Audio is unavilible*
Ashar KorAzor > Fucksake
Ashar KorAzor > The baking metaphors.
Ashar KorAzor > Oh god, God preserve me.
Ashar KorAzor > You'll do me an injury.
Valerie Valate > the Cake of Blasphemy crumbles because it is a terrible cake that only makes you fat and unhappy
Literia > But, I like cake
Ashar KorAzor > Are you busking? Is this Blooder stand-up?
Ashar KorAzor > Is there a hat I can toss some money into?
Valerie Valate > cast out the cake of blasphemy, and consume the cake of righteousness
Valerie Valate > that fills the soul with Divine Purpose!
Ashar KorAzor > The cake of righteousness she offers is false!
Ashar KorAzor > It is urinal cake.
Valerie Valate > Lies!
Ashar KorAzor > TRUTH.
Valerie Valate > Lies and slander by an agent of the Heretics!
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE THE HERETIC, HERETIC.
Valerie Valate > for I have seen the inflatable buildings of the Theology Council
Ashar KorAzor > I am both pure and true.
Ashar KorAzor > What?
Graelyn > /emote appears again, red-faced
Ashar KorAzor > Some old priest's blow-up doll isn't a building.
Valerie Valate > This penalty was incurred for destroying Amarr Empire's Blood Raider Chapel in G-TT5V
Valerie Valate > the Pin of Faith bursts the Balloon of Blasphemy
Ashar KorAzor > What was so special about that chapel? We've destroyed all kinds of damn chapels.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote sits back, looking quite amused.
Ashar KorAzor > Anyway, you can't bake.
Ashar KorAzor > I bet your cakes taste like drop.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I demand a bakeoff.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Whoever wins can save my soul.
Ashar KorAzor > I don't trust her and her blood-pudding.
Literia > Devil's food cake?
Nikita Alterana > /emote laughs
Nikita Alterana > So what sort of cake is my cake then? Angel food cake? that sounds vaguely holy.
Ashar KorAzor > Also you and I should talk teas later, when there's not people offering urinal cake.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods his head.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake, heretic.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake is a lie.
Valerie Valate > Blood sausage, do not make me laugh
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about this.
Valerie Valate > such lies are spread by the Theology council
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about your blood-sausage urinal cake.
Ashar KorAzor > Take your disturbing food-fetishes elsewhere.
Tiberious Thessalonia > You know, this discussion -had- been making me hungry, until now.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yuck.
Valerie Valate > Lies! to oppress and be generally not very nice in unspecified at the moment ways
Ashar KorAzor > And then, the temptation was ended.
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE not nice in SPECIFIED ways.
Valerie Valate > I am the model of divine purpose
Valerie Valate > Consider the mushroom.
Valerie Valate > grown in the Darkness, it is pretty nasty, and turns everything manky. Such is heresy.
Graelyn > You've been eating the wrong mushrooms.
Graelyn > Which might also explain other things, now that I think of it......
Valerie Valate > whereas the Flower of Righteousness grows in the Light of Faith and is pretty and smells good and is generally nice.
Valerie Valate > Through such metaphors, God reveals his plan to the True Believers.
Valerie Valate > Therefore, Tiberious, reject the sandwich of blasphemy, and consume the sandwich of righteousness.
<Owain> my peen is twisting slightly to the left now
* Runner sets mode: -v Owain
<Runner> If your sisi account gets banned it'll be permanent. There was a topic warning 3 minutes ago, we won't been discussing your genitalia, no matter how little it is, from the topic.
* Runner sets mode: -v Owain
<Runner> If your sisi account gets banned it'll be permanent. There was a topic warning 3 minutes ago, we won't been discussing your genitalia, no matter how little it is, from the topic.
*Alexander Nocturnes casts Life Siphon, Parasitic Bond, Suffering, Soul Leech, Life Transfer, and Unholy Feast on said cruisers, whiping them from existence.
*Lefia watches the cruisers laugh at alex because they do not believe in magic and thus it does not effect them.
Alexander Nocturnes > well then, I don't believe in Lefia, so she must not be there.
Lefia > no, it means I have no effect on you... not that I do not exist
Alexander Nocturnes > eh, same thing
Alexander Nocturnes > if, for instance, you touched me, but I believed you didn't exist, then that touch wouldn't effect me, which means you didn't actually touch me, which means you actually weren't there
* Alexander Nocturnes emote casts Faintheartedness on Lefia for 37 seconds, and watches Lefia suffer from health degeneration of 3
Lefia > Ahh, but if I were to say stab you, then you would not be stabbed, which means neither I nor the knife, nor anything that I touched exist... so if I touched you then you must no longer exist.
Alexander Nocturnes > yup
Alexander Nocturnes > which is fine with me, I'll still be in another dimension.
Lefia > Wow, I have the power to make things cease to exist... most excellent.
Alexander Nocturnes > and probably a lot cooler, too.
* Lefia touches alex's dimention.
Alexander Nocturnes > can't. in different dimensions things are different. only in this dimension can you make things cease to exist.
* Lefia touches a coplaner outer loop dimention encompasing many inner dimentions which include both the current and alex's dimention.
Alexander Nocturnes > I, on the other hand, have the power of Disco Drop in the closest dimension. Everytime I do the Thriller, girls fall over and are stunned to the floor.
*Lefia watches the cruisers laugh at alex because they do not believe in magic and thus it does not effect them.
Alexander Nocturnes > well then, I don't believe in Lefia, so she must not be there.
Lefia > no, it means I have no effect on you... not that I do not exist
Alexander Nocturnes > eh, same thing
Alexander Nocturnes > if, for instance, you touched me, but I believed you didn't exist, then that touch wouldn't effect me, which means you didn't actually touch me, which means you actually weren't there
* Alexander Nocturnes emote casts Faintheartedness on Lefia for 37 seconds, and watches Lefia suffer from health degeneration of 3
Lefia > Ahh, but if I were to say stab you, then you would not be stabbed, which means neither I nor the knife, nor anything that I touched exist... so if I touched you then you must no longer exist.
Alexander Nocturnes > yup
Alexander Nocturnes > which is fine with me, I'll still be in another dimension.
Lefia > Wow, I have the power to make things cease to exist... most excellent.
Alexander Nocturnes > and probably a lot cooler, too.
* Lefia touches alex's dimention.
Alexander Nocturnes > can't. in different dimensions things are different. only in this dimension can you make things cease to exist.
* Lefia touches a coplaner outer loop dimention encompasing many inner dimentions which include both the current and alex's dimention.
Alexander Nocturnes > I, on the other hand, have the power of Disco Drop in the closest dimension. Everytime I do the Thriller, girls fall over and are stunned to the floor.
Azriel Grimm > Fiedan I am going to shoot you ok
Fiedan > ok
Azriel Grimm > dont shoot back right away lol you will pwn me we know this
Aeon Tom > thats the worst declaration of war i've ever heard
Fiedan > ok
Azriel Grimm > dont shoot back right away lol you will pwn me we know this
Aeon Tom > thats the worst declaration of war i've ever heard
Maho Tanaka > I can't see myself fitting a ship without a point. Warp Disruptor IIs are the eve version of grabbing someone's lapel.
Maho Tanaka > "c'mere ya wisenheimer."
Maho Tanaka > "c'mere ya wisenheimer."
mattnova > what ship are you in ?
Mayobe > Titanic
Mayobe > Some homo is on the deck screaming about being royalty
Mayobe > Titanic
Mayobe > Some homo is on the deck screaming about being royalty
<Daakkon> anybody got a good eagle setup?
<[RKK]skilzrulz> yeah
<[RKK]skilzrulz> right click on it
<[RKK]skilzrulz> repackage ->
<[RKK]skilzrulz> right click AGAIN
<[RKK]skilzrulz> sell on market
<[RKK]skilzrulz> yeah
<[RKK]skilzrulz> right click on it
<[RKK]skilzrulz> repackage ->
<[RKK]skilzrulz> right click AGAIN
<[RKK]skilzrulz> sell on market
Groganus Haroldfield > erin davis is trying to warp scramble me
Groganus Haroldfield > does that mean he is trying to make me breakfast?
Groganus Haroldfield > does that mean he is trying to make me breakfast?
Kimimaro Yoga > The masochist says, "Pod me! Pod me!". The sadist says, "No."