Orthiz > this is eve you dont have friends here just people that use you less roughly
Esparian > hehe been gone that long game wants me to do tutorial
Maikko Tastalahtien > so, is anyone interested in a pith b-type large shield booster?
Maikko Tastalahtien > if someone buys this here shield booster for 210m, I'll write you a compliment via evemail once a day for a week (you need to turn off your CSPA charge first, of course)
Maikko Tastalahtien > imagine
Maikko Tastalahtien > you log in and have a new evemail from maikko
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir you are looking very clever today sir'
Maikko Tastalahtien > your day goes well
Maikko Tastalahtien > next day
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir who's the enterprising new owner of a pith b-type shield booster, huh?'
Maikko Tastalahtien > you can be called miss if you like, have it your way!
Maikko Tastalahtien > tough crowd
Maikko Tastalahtien > if someone buys this here shield booster for 210m, I'll write you a compliment via evemail once a day for a week (you need to turn off your CSPA charge first, of course)
Maikko Tastalahtien > imagine
Maikko Tastalahtien > you log in and have a new evemail from maikko
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir you are looking very clever today sir'
Maikko Tastalahtien > your day goes well
Maikko Tastalahtien > next day
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir who's the enterprising new owner of a pith b-type shield booster, huh?'
Maikko Tastalahtien > you can be called miss if you like, have it your way!
Maikko Tastalahtien > tough crowd
<scuzzy> sheesh. I just ate dinner and lunch plowed out of my asshole like a freight train through a snow drift
<scuzzy> was afraid I was gonna die for a moment.
<Lancer> jesus tmi dude
<scuzzy> was afraid I was gonna die for a moment.
<Lancer> jesus tmi dude
riprjak > and lo, the lord did say, that when the concordokken commeth, then be ye proper fucked :)
*drake vs typhoon*
Crae Matreki > my damage is laughable
MiLashykia > your doing better than cnaeus
MiLashykia > heh my caps full and im perma running an sb
Crae Matreki > wtf???
Crae Matreki > i'm double-nossing you
MiLashykia > lmfao
Crae Matreki > that ship's so unbalanced it takes the piss
MiLashykia > when tecu told naeus NEVER to fight a drake he wuz not kidding
Crae Matreki > my damage is laughable
MiLashykia > your doing better than cnaeus
MiLashykia > heh my caps full and im perma running an sb
Crae Matreki > wtf???
Crae Matreki > i'm double-nossing you
MiLashykia > lmfao
Crae Matreki > that ship's so unbalanced it takes the piss
MiLashykia > when tecu told naeus NEVER to fight a drake he wuz not kidding
shgjlsfg > anybody speak klingon??
shgjlsfg > que hable klingono?
shgjlsfg > que hable klingono?
Komisches > I said "waggles it" not "plays with it"
Darius Shakor > so waggling isn't playing?
Komisches > naww Darius
Komisches > haven't you ever heard that song?
Ethidium Bromide > there are songs about waggling your penis?
Komisches > "Does your dick hang low, does it waggle to and fro, can you tie it in a knot, can you tie in in a bow"
Ethidium Bromide > ROFL
Komisches > "can you sling it over your shoulder like a regimental soldier, does your dick, hang, low?"
Ethidium Bromide > OMG
* Darius Shakor falls off the chair
Demiurge Ialdaboth > Whats the name of that? I'm gonna download it
* Komisches smirks *
Ethidium Bromide > yeah i want that too:)
Demiurge Ialdaboth > Or request it on EVE radio
Darius Shakor > so waggling isn't playing?
Komisches > naww Darius
Komisches > haven't you ever heard that song?
Ethidium Bromide > there are songs about waggling your penis?
Komisches > "Does your dick hang low, does it waggle to and fro, can you tie it in a knot, can you tie in in a bow"
Ethidium Bromide > ROFL
Komisches > "can you sling it over your shoulder like a regimental soldier, does your dick, hang, low?"
Ethidium Bromide > OMG
* Darius Shakor falls off the chair
Demiurge Ialdaboth > Whats the name of that? I'm gonna download it
* Komisches smirks *
Ethidium Bromide > yeah i want that too:)
Demiurge Ialdaboth > Or request it on EVE radio
Lord Apophiss > anyone do missions with a tempest?
Nocturnal Prince > nah, Im not one of those 'In rust we trust' guys
Nocturnal Prince > nah, Im not one of those 'In rust we trust' guys
seany1212 > i like my penis, does that count?
seany1212 > i stick up for it because it sticks up for me
seany1212 > i stick up for it because it sticks up for me