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<Manfred> fleet combat is very similar to gang rape after a few drinks. Lots of fun for them but for you takes a damned long time and leaves you very sore when you get your senses back together
<Dr. Doom> you have a way with metaphors, my friend...
<P E T E> do you feel like a shower afterwards?
PKlavins > ...who wants to discuss toast?
Ekon Bor > ME!! o/
PKlavins > ok ill be founding the Cult of Toast, [COT], those who join plz send an entry fee of your choice, once you have joined you will recieve an official Cult of Toast evemail confirming ur entry :P
Ekon Bor > interesting
PKlavins > in the meanwhile, please relate to us your most horrific experience with toast...O.o
Ekon Bor > i burnt mine last night
Laylah > soggy toast
PKlavins > O.o YOU HERETICS!! I COMDEMN YOU TO THE TOASTER OF HELL!!
PKlavins > repent for ur toasty sins while u still can !!
Ekon Bor > what sins?
PKlavins > burning toast O.o
Ekon Bor > riiight, is was the toasters fault not mine
PKlavins > hmm.......apology accepted...you have regained right to enter the Cult of Toast
Ekon Bor > ty
Amy Frost > well the whole gang was toasted
Amy Frost > that was real fun
PKlavins > one does not toast gangs....they jam the toaster O.o
PKlavins > REPENT, TOASTER JAMMER!!
LegilGalad > I think PK has a toast fetish
PKlavins > nope, im just damn bored :D
Laylah > /emote lobs her talkie toaster at pk

DemonSlayer Jones > how´s the pipe 9c to badi ?
ACHURA CALDARIAN > i come so easily
ACHURA CALDARIAN > 1 or 2 hostile on the way
Luthien Firefoot > lol me too, wife hates it :)
Sherif Lobo > which gate are you camping
xRazoRx > hell's one
Sherif Lobo > do you have a bubble
xRazoRx > we have bitches and vodka, dunno bout bubble-gum
Sherif Lobo > k thx for the info
xRazoRx > u r welcome
Scxe Espada > oh god. we are going to die in a fire :D
Onyxalia La'fiette > then it will be a glorious fire!
Onyxalia La'fiette > with marshmallows!
Esna Pitoojee > I was once blown up as a newb in a bestower in Providence. I desynced horribly as I was dieing; while I was podded on a stargate - the killer and some corpmates saw it happen - my corpse never appeared there.
Esna Pitoojee > We found it a couple hours later in the asteroid belt I had been trying to warp to.
Dwaine Mitchell > Remember kiddies, toilets are for Organic waste like your shit and dead goldfish.
Dwaine Mitchell > Not for FUCKING tampons
ssarkelias_anophius: roommates cooking weed pancakes
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> corporation edition XP
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> real, mind you
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> 32 bit and 64 bit
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> versions
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> and im thinkking
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> how fine frezbee, the 64 bit verion whuld make, right now
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> but then again
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> the air its flying in
<Ayatolah|Siddymed> might not support the 64 bit frezbee
veseudan > want a smoke?
Arlene Aubaris > I only smoke when I'm in structure
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