Caius Varrus > is it a prerequisite to have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome to be a part of this corp? :O
Zunk X > /emote fondles with Caius's hair...
Caius Varrus > oh god
Phaese > lmao
Zzulu X > /emote cuts a lock of caius's hair and stores it in his memory box
Zunk X > 'in his container'
Caius Varrus > ahggghh make it stop
Zzulu X > this will keep me warm at night
Zunk X > /emote fondles with Caius's hair...
Caius Varrus > oh god
Phaese > lmao
Zzulu X > /emote cuts a lock of caius's hair and stores it in his memory box
Zunk X > 'in his container'
Caius Varrus > ahggghh make it stop
Zzulu X > this will keep me warm at night
Kathryn Dougans > Eve is Sparta, we proved this the other day. Here is the reasoning
Kathryn Dougans > Pvp ships, are attracted to pvp ships. they are also attracted to pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > pve ships only role is to make more ships.
Kathryn Dougans > therefore pvp ships are bisexual, except for ECM ones which are gay, as they're not so good at screwing pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > and in Sparta, men liked men, and also liked women. Women only were to make more spartans
Kathryn Dougans > Spartan men = pvp ship, Spartan woman = pve ship.
Kathryn Dougans > and so, EVE = sparta
Kathryn Dougans > and the spartans didn't like lesbians, which is why in EVE, group pve is pretty lolzy
Kathryn Dougans > the logic is unassailable.
Kathryn Dougans > Pvp ships, are attracted to pvp ships. they are also attracted to pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > pve ships only role is to make more ships.
Kathryn Dougans > therefore pvp ships are bisexual, except for ECM ones which are gay, as they're not so good at screwing pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > and in Sparta, men liked men, and also liked women. Women only were to make more spartans
Kathryn Dougans > Spartan men = pvp ship, Spartan woman = pve ship.
Kathryn Dougans > and so, EVE = sparta
Kathryn Dougans > and the spartans didn't like lesbians, which is why in EVE, group pve is pretty lolzy
Kathryn Dougans > the logic is unassailable.
Reliza > is this a friendly system?
Batau > yes
Lardarz B'stard > yes it said hello to me and made me a cup of tea when i entered it
Reliza > lol
Batau > yes
Lardarz B'stard > yes it said hello to me and made me a cup of tea when i entered it
Reliza > lol
<Super_Monkey> I'd rather live in a world where I won't have to worry about my balls exploding for no discernable reason
<@Zeus> anyone got a locator agent handy?
<@frst> zues i'm right here baby.
<@frst> no need to hunt me down
<@frst> i'll undress and wait for you in your closet
<@Zeus> :|
<@Zeus> pass
* Zeus was kicked by frst (denial of frstlove is not advisable)
<@frst> zues i'm right here baby.
<@frst> no need to hunt me down
<@frst> i'll undress and wait for you in your closet
<@Zeus> :|
<@Zeus> pass
* Zeus was kicked by frst (denial of frstlove is not advisable)
Fugusha Kisai > stupid cat
Fugusha Kisai > lol
Fugusha Kisai > agressed a skunk
Fugusha Kisai > tried kiting
Fugusha Kisai > failed
Fugusha Kisai > alpha'd
Fugusha Kisai > smells like shit now
Fugusha Kisai > lol
Fugusha Kisai > agressed a skunk
Fugusha Kisai > tried kiting
Fugusha Kisai > failed
Fugusha Kisai > alpha'd
Fugusha Kisai > smells like shit now
Shi'Tao > it would be cool if i could mine cloaked
InsaneMachine > ok
InsaneMachine > take everythign you could ever want to do cloacked that is cool
InsaneMachine > then say to yourself that you can't do it
Shi'Tao > masterbate cloaked?
InsaneMachine > no you can't do that either
Shi'Tao > i beg to differ :P
InsaneMachine > ok
InsaneMachine > take everythign you could ever want to do cloacked that is cool
InsaneMachine > then say to yourself that you can't do it
Shi'Tao > masterbate cloaked?
InsaneMachine > no you can't do that either
Shi'Tao > i beg to differ :P
Weazy Dax > fuck fuck fuck
Aran Makor > tard
Aran Makor > FUCK
Drassus > lots of fucks goin on
Drassus > whats happnin
Aran Makor > drassus, i need help
Drassus > huh?
Drassus > what where?>
Aran Makor > i.......need....help......
Aran Makor > bash
Drassus > where and what?
Aran Makor > im a fucking retard
Weazy Z > hes going down!
Drassus > faction?
Drassus > quick
Aran Makor > im jammed, scrammed, webbed
Aran Makor > and out of fucking ammo
Drassus > meh what faction is it
Weazy Dax > where at?
Aran Makor > [18:05:11] Aran Makor > and out of fucking ammo
Drassus > WHO U FIGHTING?
Aran Makor > guristas
Drassus > kk
Aran Makor > my tank is holding at 100%
Aran Makor > I just dont anything to fire at them
Drassus > omw
Weazy Z > lol
Aran Makor > *dont have anything
Aran Makor > bring wrath cruise missles...
Drassus > cant i undocked now
Aran Makor > I guess being jammed isnt so bad...
Drassus > no drones?
Aran Makor > if i dont have anything to fucking ire at them
Aran Makor > *fire
Aran Makor > Weazy, get this this
Drassus > lol
Aran Makor > A 715mil isk t2 raven is being shot up by a fucking battle badger
Lord Nohman > hi
Lord Nohman > could anybody help me with a question?
Evil Incarn8 > depends what it is
Lord Nohman > are you in amarr?
Evil Incarn8 > no
Lord Nohman > ok thanks anyways
Evil Incarn8 > glad to help ya
Lord Nohman > could anybody help me with a question?
Evil Incarn8 > depends what it is
Lord Nohman > are you in amarr?
Evil Incarn8 > no
Lord Nohman > ok thanks anyways
Evil Incarn8 > glad to help ya
Chloe O'Reilly > 8k more sheild than standard = win. epsecially when warping in and getting surrounded by many red flashing things. obvisouly theres an fps crash too..
Kyrall > i think you'll find that 96% resist in main damage type = win
Kyrall > :D
Kyrall > i think you'll find that 96% resist in main damage type = win
Kyrall > :D