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laseraces > naw i can see your pile of balls, just not my own :)
Vanillilililliilliliilin > yep there we go, can see you now
Updyke > i want a pile of gallente balls!
NightmareX > the closest you can get to a Gallente balls is a Thorax :)
Ahrotahntee > I figured out how to make instant pudding on the bus
Ahrotahntee > 1 package Jello Instant Chocolate Pudding
1 500ml carton of milk
Ahrotahntee > mix, close the carton and shake until thick
Ahrotahntee > that was actually the crowning accomplishment of the decade.
Ahrotahntee > ..unfortunately, you could not get either component on an airplane
Ahrotahntee > they'll confiscate the powder, and the milk
Syra Devi > not sure of that
Ahrotahntee > you can't declare 500ml of milk, they'll take it
Syra Devi > just rent a baby and put it in a bottle
Big Bossu > Foobie: WHERE IS MY PROHECY?
Foobie > HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
Big Bossu > Dock two times at the Brutor Tribe Bureau and then self destruct your ship. It's a new cheat. Once you've done that a battlecruiser will spawn for you, fully fitted.
Big Bossu > YOU SAID THAT
Foobie > Did you do it correctly?
Foobie > Which cruiser did you self destruct?
Big Bossu > YES I LOST MY MALLER
Stayn Greyson > here's one for you Bossu, file a petition on it.....LOL
Big Bossu > FOOBIE IS A PIRTE
Big Bossu > I lost my maller thank to you
Big Bossu > scammer
Big Bossu > lamer
Kinn > rofl
Kinn > maybe you need to exit 3 times, why don't you try to do it again
Serai Nephtys > Why can't CCP ever do something cool without there being a dog turd on the other shoe?
Ithildin > I have never been camped in
HeadWar > Small wonder, you suck so bad at PvP it isn't worth the effort. ;-)
<@HellGremlin> Chicks don't ask me out per se
<@HellGremlin> They hurl themselves at me, vagina first
<@HellGremlin> Hoping to crash-land on some form of pleasing
DraLaFi > my Thanatos is so old its starting to look Minmatar
Rummel Bangalter > Todifrauan small outpost, come help me defend
Rummel Bangalter > this is operation kick amarrian ass
Rummel Bangalter > do you have what it takes? meet me here peace lovers
Rummel Bangalter > nevermind got owned :(
db T > then most of my isk disappeared and now i dont have enough to buy a freighter
Nordstern3 > uh, what happened to your isk
Soft Insanity > hookers
Nordstern3 > hackers
Nordstern3 > the hooker hacked his eve client
Ajax Marlowe > probably a wee bit o' both
Soft Insanity > hehe wee
Nordstern3 > what are you, 6
Soft Insanity > maybe
Nordstern3 > or 76 and senile
Soft Insanity > also possible
Ajax Marlowe > probably a wee bit o' both
Soft Insanity > hehe w.... no! Vicious cycle
<FrozenFox> So you know what I work as, right
<KGB> No
<FrozenFox> I work as a server, busboy and everything at a local restaurant
<FrozenFox> But I feel like a stripper, because I have more than thirty singles stuffed in my wallet right now
<Kite> Oh god no
<Kite> The mental image of Frozen as a stripper
<Kite> No
<Kite> No
<Kite> My mind is just filled with this deafening unholy scream of sheer terror and agony
<Andreus> I didn't know you listened to Bjork
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