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Crovan > ahh fuck, I just realized I am going to be waiting to hear on my app on April Fool's Day
Raxip Elamp > Yeah, you're out.
Raxip Elamp > Turns out? You're actually too gay for Veto.
Raxip Elamp > We're confused, this has never happened before.
Hoozin > yes? how may I help you?
Twarby > Would you be interested in a Navy Raven for 900m, a Caracal Navy Issue for 180m, a Tempest Fleet Issue for 550m, or a Rattlesnake for 1.5b?
Hoozin > nah, but I'll take the regular raven you're going to put in the window for like ... 95
Hoozin > awww... why don't they ever stay?
WWIIOnline > remind me never to buy large ammounts of minerals set to within 5 jumps of my home system, i have crap in like 70 stations !!!!!!
Tiny Ox > I could have dropped my giant inflatable elephant
Aliara Fallenstar > LOL
Aliara Fallenstar > .....eh?
Aliara Fallenstar > Man, I don't even want to know why you have an inflatable elephant =P
MsRx7 > :D
Tiny Ox > I use my GIANT inlatable elephant wich is pink with brown spots.. to drop on people that seems to need a elephant dropped on em
MsRx7 > does your girlfriend know about this?
Aliara Fallenstar > ......riiight...sure it is man
MsRx7 > or...has she been "elephanted"
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote pats Tiny on the head
Tiny Ox > She simply loves the "trunk"
MsRx7 > bawahaha
Aliara Fallenstar > LOL!
MrRx7 > I saw that coming
Tiny Ox > /emote throws a swedish meatball in Ali's eiy
Tiny Ox > eye
Aliara Fallenstar > ....
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote kicks Tiny in the shin
MrRx7 > /emote moves ali leg to the left and up.....now kick again
Tiny Ox > /emote bends over and asks for a gag too
Aliara Fallenstar > lol
Tiny Ox > and pour some honey over me and get real nasty
MsRx7 > oh goodness
MsRx7 > lol
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote bops tiny on the nose
Aliara Fallenstar > Bad Tiny! Bad! No cookie!
Tiny Ox > ahh no now look what you didm my nose is all read
Durandal Strauss > geez, here I am workin my as off gettin camped and you lot are having an orgy!
MsRx7 > :D
Tiny Ox > /emote screams YES AND YOUR INVITED TOO
Tiny Ox > dont forget your leather strap on though
MsRx7 > oh god...it keeps getting better
Durandal Strauss > leather is for wusses. I'm a Black PVC kinda guy
MsRx7 > word
Durandal Strauss > /emote slips into his Tight Tights....
Merick Dronome > Orgy? what Orgy? And more inportantly, why wasn't I notified?
Durandal Strauss > bring it.
Aliara Fallenstar > lol
Tiny Ox > everyone is invited as long as ali brings her whip
Aliara Fallenstar > Nah, leather or latex
Durandal Strauss > /emote sets course for BY.....
Durandal Strauss > hmm. about 30 jumps. thats how long it shoud take to get into these pants. they ARE tight.
Oricalcos > What can i do with a corpse i just found in space...
Ix Forres > practice necroph... uhm, I mean, jettison?
The Slayer > hey fuckers
The Slayer > whats going on
Daron Anik > the universe is ending slayer, you missed it
The Slayer > bastards
The Slayer > why did nobody wake me
Daron Anik > too lazy
The Slayer > damn man
Daron Anik > come to H-W at MSHD gate if you want Slayer, we've got a bubble up.
The Slayer > A bubble will stop the end of the universe? Is the universe gonna end by warping off?
The Slayer > Does it have stabs?
Daron Anik > well
Daron Anik > the universe lacks in speed
Daron Anik > so if we get enough pts on it, we got it
The Slayer > Big Bang[GOD] Hits Universefullofhumans[SUCK] causing elevnty billion
damage
Ratzap > Pull my finger
* Balrog Valarauko pulls Ratzap's finger.
* Ratzap Balrog is enveloped in a cloud of hideous half processed beer and curry
* Swatcat leaves Balrog and Ratz's to pull each other off in private ;)
HappyPappy > rofl
Kalrissia > The Amarr are ok. Look good impaled all over the hull of my ship.
Stovak Aseph > i strap thier bodies to the turrets of my ships, kinda funny
Stovak Aseph > i have manned turrets...kinda
Asbalon Jade > either parts is really friggen high... I just died... or I lost the last marble in my bag... of all three...
High Sierra > you had marbles?
Partsking > Could be a mix of all.
Partsking > Asbalon.
Asbalon Jade > if its a mix.... next thing you know I'll get the urge to huff c320 gas again...
Partsking > Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
Asbalon Jade > just let me grab my stinger missle launcher and they'll be better than shooting stars...
Partsking > :D
Asbalon Jade > they even scream while flying to earth...
WNxWolfy > Make a wish kids!
Ar Marr > stinger missile launcer? what happened to the teddy bear launcers?
Ruban Spangler > o/
WNxWolfy > Rocket propelled chainsaw ftw
Asbalon Jade > that just shows you how stupified I am roland...
Ar Marr > hey ruban
Asbalon Jade > Never would of thought to seeya here again
High Sierra > you know why they have lifejackets on planes?
Ruban Spangler > anything exciting in GW right now?
WNxWolfy > Sierra > For safety regulations?
High Sierra > nope
WNxWolfy > No, nothing at all ruban. Nothing at all. No ships to shoot, nothing.
Partsking > Roland came back, though. o/
WNxWolfy > Who's roland
Ruban Spangler > i'll see if I can fix my R&D agents then
Asbalon Jade > still cant believe it...
High Sierra > its so if the plane comes down and by chance its heading to a mountain, all the passengers can inflate them, throw them at the mountain and scream 'GO AWAY NASTY MOUNTAIN'
WNxWolfy > DEFINITELY NOTHING AT ALL
High Sierra > true that
Asbalon Jade > ya know for a moment I thought you were going to say they could all go indiana jones on the mointain...
High Sierra > now that would be silly
] Asbalon Jade > nah.. it'd be fun to watch..
Asbalon Jade > "weeeeehhhh!" *thud* "wheeeeee!" *thud* .....
Asbalon Jade > boy am i dark today...
Strike Seventeen > wouldnt it just be "thud" and then a people shaped hole in the ground?
WNxWolfy > Lolwat
Asbalon Jade > depends how long they take between them jumping and hitting the mountain...
High Sierra > have you ever hit a cow with a shovel?
High Sierra > its sounds like that
WNxWolfy > .......
WNxWolfy > Don't think I have
High Sierra > you should try it
Ar Marr > gotta deal with rl for a bit... afk... i'll def be back later this evening
High Sierra > tbh if you havent hit a cow with a shovel then you havent lived
Belatrix Ventox > or cow tipping
Asbalon Jade > so kind of like a ... fleshy thud followed by an angry moo?
High Sierra > well on
High Sierra > no
High Sierra > cows dont really get angry
High Sierra > startled
Strike Seventeen > they get even?
High Sierra > cows are good at startled
Chian Dorado > Chick-fil-A cows do
High Sierra > and staring
WNxWolfy > I eh
jahamesh neutron > mmm chick-fil-a
WNxWolfy > I think I'm just going to continue flying with the fleet.
High Sierra > nothing like a good stare from a cow to make you feel uncomfortable
High Sierra > or slightly turned on
Strike Seventeen > and decorating my dinner plate with ribeyes
WNxWolfy > Right.
Strike Seventeen > thats it, 22 degrees be damned, im firing up the grill tonight
High Sierra > there used to be this one cow in the field at the back of my dads place
High Sierra > lovely eyes
WNxWolfy > Oh god
Partsking > /emote steps away from HS.
WNxWolfy > I er
WNxWolfy > I think it's better if we shut sierra up now
Partsking > or....pix plz?
High Sierra > what?
High Sierra > dont tell me you've never looked into those depthless bown eyes
High Sierra > and found yourself touching your nipples
Partsking > lmao
WNxWolfy > .....
WNxWolfy > No, I've never.
Asbalon Jade > and you guys were EVER afraid of me.. yeah.. right...
Oswald Grant > I'm still worried as to just what Tarnish wants 200 copies of the Pax Amarria for.
Aeron Ralth > Conversion?
Oswald Grant > That's what I'm worried about
Oswald Grant > I don't want a sudden influx of 206 converts fagging up our lovely Cathofascism.
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