Desertman > people, what can i do with "Small Arms"?
Aquemini Amarr > not reach the door handle?
Aquemini Amarr > not reach the door handle?
InquistorEisenhorn > Verus is stuck in Thelan VI Moon 8 Federation Base
Verus Potestas > stuck?
Verus Potestas > i prefer the term docked :
lewy313 > lol no escape
Verus Potestas > yes
Verus Potestas > the awesome camp that is up here :
Verus Potestas > the hauler AND the shuttle
Verus Potestas > stuck?
Verus Potestas > i prefer the term docked :
lewy313 > lol no escape
Verus Potestas > yes
Verus Potestas > the awesome camp that is up here :
Verus Potestas > the hauler AND the shuttle
GoFur > silly is running through eve space with you butt in the window of your ship
Par'Gellen > pants or no pants?
GoFur > no pants.. no thong
Par'Gellen > pants or no pants?
GoFur > no pants.. no thong
<@wizzard66> i cannot see a mega in the naga, its more of a dual anal probe
<@wizzard66> not that i know how those look
<@wizzard66> not that i know how those look
AtheistOfFail > can't wait to see people come to the sun and blob me :)
Jack Folstam > well, they'll blob lite
Jack Folstam > 70% less calories
AtheistOfFail > more like 70% less caldari :)
Jack Folstam > well, they'll blob lite
Jack Folstam > 70% less calories
AtheistOfFail > more like 70% less caldari :)
Wailee Arcada > dont talk caldari to me.....cheating dmg changing mofos
Pelorn > suck it
Pelorn > :P
Wailee Arcada > :@....drakes cant tank for shit though
Pelorn > LOLOLOLOL
Saisieni Uaaka > ?
Saisieni Uaaka > did he just say Drakes cant tank?
Wailee Arcada > compared to harby
Pelorn > oh I almost died of laughter
Saisieni Uaaka > um....
Pelorn > somebody put that in their bio
Wailee Arcada > :P
Saisieni Uaaka > stop going to the site where your getting your intel bro
Wailee Arcada > leme do that...hold on.....
Pelorn > suck it
Pelorn > :P
Wailee Arcada > :@....drakes cant tank for shit though
Pelorn > LOLOLOLOL
Saisieni Uaaka > ?
Saisieni Uaaka > did he just say Drakes cant tank?
Wailee Arcada > compared to harby
Pelorn > oh I almost died of laughter
Saisieni Uaaka > um....
Pelorn > somebody put that in their bio
Wailee Arcada > :P
Saisieni Uaaka > stop going to the site where your getting your intel bro
Wailee Arcada > leme do that...hold on.....
agentsmitty > crikey
agentsmitty > your instadock sucks
Crikey > i never gave u mine
agentsmitty > crikey
agentsmitty > my instadock sucks
agentsmitty > your instadock sucks
Crikey > i never gave u mine
agentsmitty > crikey
agentsmitty > my instadock sucks
Hlynurth > wtf tev
Hlynurth > i dunno what the hell ur saying ^^
Tevi > few people know
Tevi > im not one of them
Hlynurth > i dunno what the hell ur saying ^^
Tevi > few people know
Tevi > im not one of them
Gorefacer > Here I am wondering if I can bang out sex with my GF in between stront cycles. That's something I probably shouldn't admit to.
Pele Healfdene > lol
Hrothgar Healfdene > lol
Iog Krugar > oh my ^^
lol45 > use a lap top so u can do both
El'rac > just do it near the pc so you can re-siege
Iog Krugar > press F1 baby. keep pushing...
El'rac > :P
Gorefacer > haha damn good idea, have one setup and all. Would work doggystyle perfectly
Iog Krugar > /emote tries to get rid of the images
lol45 > wireless FTW
lol45 > just hope ur batteries dont die
Glen Morange > honey, I need to speed up, the tower is about to pop
Gorefacer > hehe
lol45 > or even better i gotta hurry up iam about to pop
Stepler > that would be worth a laugh or two
Glen Morange > I guess the worst would be putting your partner into reinforced though
lol45 > i can imagin him saying hold on i need to reinforce my self
Iog Krugar > omgrawr
Pele Healfdene > lol
Hrothgar Healfdene > lol
Iog Krugar > oh my ^^
lol45 > use a lap top so u can do both
El'rac > just do it near the pc so you can re-siege
Iog Krugar > press F1 baby. keep pushing...
El'rac > :P
Gorefacer > haha damn good idea, have one setup and all. Would work doggystyle perfectly
Iog Krugar > /emote tries to get rid of the images
lol45 > wireless FTW
lol45 > just hope ur batteries dont die
Glen Morange > honey, I need to speed up, the tower is about to pop
Gorefacer > hehe
lol45 > or even better i gotta hurry up iam about to pop
Stepler > that would be worth a laugh or two
Glen Morange > I guess the worst would be putting your partner into reinforced though
lol45 > i can imagin him saying hold on i need to reinforce my self
Iog Krugar > omgrawr
Sarnen > ok guys
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG