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OrkinJon > How much ore could a horder hoard if a hoarder could hoard ore?
Andreus Ixiris > This is unsatisfactory
Deimos Barret > you should lower your standards then
Andreus Ixiris > I'm talking to you, aren't I?
Deimos Barret > touche
Nicholas Stone > if chuck norris beats jesus its false
Chewlookinat > yer coz god would have ECM and everything
Col Arran > my proctology exam is overdue
Jalak Bali > http://i.imgur.com/apk5t.gif related
Col Arran > that one gets me every time
Col Arran > thats a lot of lube though
Col Arran > you dont need that much
Col Arran > I mean....not like I know
Col Arran > dont listen to me
Kyrir Tovarisch experiance talking there Col Arran ?
Col Arran > I have no idea what youre talking about
Col Arran > no idea at all
Kyrir Tovarisch > so how long were you unable to sit properly?
Col Arran > we're uh not going to talk about that
Traiben Mightius > I'm a very classy guy
Garrack > hah
Garrack > why are you a classy guy?
Traiben Mightius > Well I found out today that the instrument that ob-gyns use to give internal ultrasounds is called a "wand"
Traiben Mightius > Which of course led me to make the obvious Harry Potter joke
Traiben Mightius > I think yelling "Vaginus Openus!!!" a bunch of times is pretty damn classy. :)
[Speaking of channels in EVE]
Max Horkheimer > Sometimes you are not sure whether you're playing EVE, or you just have a very expensive version of mIRC.
cordy > our god is comming online
* Othilious bows and goes into worship mode
Gothikia > PRAISE TO THE GOD OF ALL REGEN, LADIES AND GENTELMEN I GIVE YOU.. LOXYRIDER! HALLELUJAH BROTHAS!
Othilious > Hail!
cordy > *goes wild*
* Othilious just commited social suicide he thinks
Gothikia > CORRDYY!!! you're meant to kiss his feet not his....
cordy > oops
cordy > sorry needed to have sommit in my mouth while twiddling my thumbs
Gothikia > ROFL
Gumbo56 > lmfao
Perpello > :-o
Gothikia > you do know thats getting posted,hahahah
cordy > i had a feeling
BorisHotch > i lost my first apoc cos of trying out a smartbomb
BorisHotch > lost my second one cos of the wife
BorisHotch > she had an allergic reaction to a chinese takeway
BorisHotch > was hard to decide if i should dock from the mission before trying to revive her
SirNine: just eh about eve ATM
Tristan Acoma: B...but they're going to buff the thorax!
Tristan Acoma: And if anything should get you excited about eve, it's a buffed thorax.
Kharneous > Emo's nipples are so super they have capes
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