Joskken Inx > "The fictional background story is unimportant, drawing on the best traditions of clichéd science fiction. There are five stereotyped races, Night Elves, Caldary, Gallente, Amarr and another unimportant race."
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
mirel yirrin > wtf
mirel yirrin > someone just threw a brick thru my window
mirel yirrin > wtf
mirel yirrin > afk
mirel yirrin > someone just threw a brick thru my window
mirel yirrin > wtf
mirel yirrin > afk
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Koronakesh > yea, we saw the message, jonny
Demetri Slavic > we saw
Seriphyn Inhonores > ENGAGED
Julius Avitus > Pretty funny... and JonnyD, we'll see that.
Seriphyn Inhonores > lol Jonny
Eric Kirby > We really dont need more than 50 people considering most of them are alts
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Koronakesh > yea, we saw the message, jonny
Demetri Slavic > we saw
Seriphyn Inhonores > ENGAGED
Julius Avitus > Pretty funny... and JonnyD, we'll see that.
Seriphyn Inhonores > lol Jonny
Eric Kirby > We really dont need more than 50 people considering most of them are alts
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DisturbdGuy > i like to kill people....and dismember them...then i just set the parts loose in space.
DisturbdGuy > omgz gibblets
Detrevni > freeze them and shoot them out of your autocannon
DisturbdGuy > i wish
Detrevni > then they'd be death gibblets
DisturbdGuy > Meaty suprise strikes RandomTarget perfectly. Wrecking for 1.4 damage and 6% blood staining
DisturbdGuy > omgz gibblets
Detrevni > freeze them and shoot them out of your autocannon
DisturbdGuy > i wish
Detrevni > then they'd be death gibblets
DisturbdGuy > Meaty suprise strikes RandomTarget perfectly. Wrecking for 1.4 damage and 6% blood staining
Zero0 > omg, what am I doing? im talking hair care with a blonde!!! I need to change the subject quick...... umm..... umm..... nothings coming to mind.......
Jenesa > talk about sex
Jenesa > but not with me
Zero0 > ..... never crossed my mind...... well maybe it did, but just once...... every 7 seconds..........
Jenesa > /emote points to the cold shower room
Zero0 > yes mam
Zero0 > /emote hangs his head and walks away
Jenesa > talk about sex
Jenesa > but not with me
Zero0 > ..... never crossed my mind...... well maybe it did, but just once...... every 7 seconds..........
Jenesa > /emote points to the cold shower room
Zero0 > yes mam
Zero0 > /emote hangs his head and walks away
Kinthras > once my computer crashed
Kinthras > and at restart microsoft demanded me to send them a report what i exactly had done
Kinthras > i wrote "i undocked in jita". never heard of them again
Kinthras > and at restart microsoft demanded me to send them a report what i exactly had done
Kinthras > i wrote "i undocked in jita". never heard of them again
Crucifier > so usually i have to give a bj for a ride home
Arvald > so yeah, when i came to i took the noose off my neck and got the hell out of there, but what can i say, bar mitzvah's right?
Treacherous > mother wiggin can i go play with the boys in fleet?
Wiggin > no
Wiggin > mine u bitch
Treacherous > ok HAT
Blyzz > lol
Blyzz > i love u guys :-p
Wiggin > no
Wiggin > mine u bitch
Treacherous > ok HAT
Blyzz > lol
Blyzz > i love u guys :-p
PanzerGrenadier > if theres some bob, in your neighborhood
PanzerGrenadier > who ya gonna call
PanzerGrenadier > BOB BUSTERS
PanzerGrenadier > If theres something weird, and it don't look good
PanzerGrenadier > who you gonna call
PanzerGrenadier > BOB BUSTERS
PanzerGrenadier > I ain't afriad of no bob
PanzerGrenadier > All they use is t2 frigs anyway
PanzerGrenadier > i aint fraid of no bob
PanzerGrenadier > If you seein things, running through dek
PanzerGrenadier > who can you call?
PanzerGrenadier > BOB BUSTERS
PanzerGrenadier > a t2 crusier, camping vfk gate, who ya gonna call?
PanzerGrenadier > BOB BUSTERS
PanzerGrenadier > I aint afriad of no bob
PanzerGrenadier > I get bored when its 50 km to a gate
PanzerGrenadier > If you're all alone, puck up the phone and call BOB BUSTERS
PanzerGrenadier > I hear they use warp core stablizers
PanzerGrenadier > ya ya ya ya
PanzerGrenadier > who ya gonna call?
PanzerGrenadier > bob busters
PanzerGrenadier > If you see some bob, baby, you better call bob busters
PanzerGrenadier > BOB BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
PanzerGrenadier > I aint afraid of no bob
PanzerGrenadier > They fight like little girls anyway
PanzerGrenadier > don't get caught alone oh no
PanzerGrenadier > they'll swarm you with t2 shit
PanzerGrenadier > who ya gonna call
PanzerGrenadier > BOB BUSTERS
PanzerGrenadier > If theres something weird, and it don't look good
PanzerGrenadier > who you gonna call
PanzerGrenadier > BOB BUSTERS
PanzerGrenadier > I ain't afriad of no bob
PanzerGrenadier > All they use is t2 frigs anyway
PanzerGrenadier > i aint fraid of no bob
PanzerGrenadier > If you seein things, running through dek
PanzerGrenadier > who can you call?
PanzerGrenadier > BOB BUSTERS
PanzerGrenadier > a t2 crusier, camping vfk gate, who ya gonna call?
PanzerGrenadier > BOB BUSTERS
PanzerGrenadier > I aint afriad of no bob
PanzerGrenadier > I get bored when its 50 km to a gate
PanzerGrenadier > If you're all alone, puck up the phone and call BOB BUSTERS
PanzerGrenadier > I hear they use warp core stablizers
PanzerGrenadier > ya ya ya ya
PanzerGrenadier > who ya gonna call?
PanzerGrenadier > bob busters
PanzerGrenadier > If you see some bob, baby, you better call bob busters
PanzerGrenadier > BOB BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
PanzerGrenadier > I aint afraid of no bob
PanzerGrenadier > They fight like little girls anyway
PanzerGrenadier > don't get caught alone oh no
PanzerGrenadier > they'll swarm you with t2 shit