Baltaer > I had a Sergeant yell that when we entered a house in Iraq, lol. "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!" Best part is, they understood it and thought it was funny lol
Swatcat > hmmm eve.exe is built in debug mode....
Swatcat > makes it easy to dissassemble
fdafda > Nooo dissassemble, number 5 is alive....
Swatcat > makes it easy to dissassemble
fdafda > Nooo dissassemble, number 5 is alive....
Captain Wolfman > ok, back, where the hot cock action at
Captain Wolfman > *rock
Radarani > HA HA HA
Shuang Shu > ....
Shuang Shu > I am tanking in 6 - 5, please slide your hot rock into our gaping mining barges at your convenience
Captain Wolfman > *rock
Radarani > HA HA HA
Shuang Shu > ....
Shuang Shu > I am tanking in 6 - 5, please slide your hot rock into our gaping mining barges at your convenience
BarbersHuZ > now i lose my coffee :(
BarbersHuZ > and i need 95% cap to online my coffeemaschine
BarbersHuZ > and i need 95% cap to online my coffeemaschine
Fh'ear > My Jump clone's broken
Degara Farat > then get a new one
Fh'ear > I open char sheet
Fh'ear > go to jump clone, and theres my clone, says where it's located, and then last jump was 4 days ago
Fh'ear > I right click, and no jump option =/
Tobin Shalim > petition it
Fh'ear > oh my fucking god I'm a fucking retard
b1mind > is the jc in the same station where you are atm?
Fh'ear > I wasn't in a station
b1mind > hahahaha
Fh'ear > I've just spent the last 15 minutes wondering why I couldn't jump when I was sat in my pod, at a gate
Degara Farat > thats an odd gatecamp
Tobin Shalim > that's an omgrawr quote
Fh'ear > Fuck you no it's not
Tobin Shalim > too late
Degara Farat > then get a new one
Fh'ear > I open char sheet
Fh'ear > go to jump clone, and theres my clone, says where it's located, and then last jump was 4 days ago
Fh'ear > I right click, and no jump option =/
Tobin Shalim > petition it
Fh'ear > oh my fucking god I'm a fucking retard
b1mind > is the jc in the same station where you are atm?
Fh'ear > I wasn't in a station
b1mind > hahahaha
Fh'ear > I've just spent the last 15 minutes wondering why I couldn't jump when I was sat in my pod, at a gate
Degara Farat > thats an odd gatecamp
Tobin Shalim > that's an omgrawr quote
Fh'ear > Fuck you no it's not
Tobin Shalim > too late
Asbalon Jade > either parts is really friggen high... I just died... or I lost the last marble in my bag... of all three...
High Sierra > you had marbles?
Partsking > Could be a mix of all.
Partsking > Asbalon.
Asbalon Jade > if its a mix.... next thing you know I'll get the urge to huff c320 gas again...
Partsking > Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
Asbalon Jade > just let me grab my stinger missle launcher and they'll be better than shooting stars...
Partsking > :D
Asbalon Jade > they even scream while flying to earth...
WNxWolfy > Make a wish kids!
Ar Marr > stinger missile launcer? what happened to the teddy bear launcers?
Ruban Spangler > o/
WNxWolfy > Rocket propelled chainsaw ftw
Asbalon Jade > that just shows you how stupified I am roland...
Ar Marr > hey ruban
Asbalon Jade > Never would of thought to seeya here again
High Sierra > you know why they have lifejackets on planes?
Ruban Spangler > anything exciting in GW right now?
WNxWolfy > Sierra > For safety regulations?
High Sierra > nope
WNxWolfy > No, nothing at all ruban. Nothing at all. No ships to shoot, nothing.
Partsking > Roland came back, though. o/
WNxWolfy > Who's roland
Ruban Spangler > i'll see if I can fix my R&D agents then
Asbalon Jade > still cant believe it...
High Sierra > its so if the plane comes down and by chance its heading to a mountain, all the passengers can inflate them, throw them at the mountain and scream 'GO AWAY NASTY MOUNTAIN'
WNxWolfy > DEFINITELY NOTHING AT ALL
High Sierra > true that
Asbalon Jade > ya know for a moment I thought you were going to say they could all go indiana jones on the mointain...
High Sierra > now that would be silly
] Asbalon Jade > nah.. it'd be fun to watch..
Asbalon Jade > "weeeeehhhh!" *thud* "wheeeeee!" *thud* .....
Asbalon Jade > boy am i dark today...
Strike Seventeen > wouldnt it just be "thud" and then a people shaped hole in the ground?
WNxWolfy > Lolwat
Asbalon Jade > depends how long they take between them jumping and hitting the mountain...
High Sierra > have you ever hit a cow with a shovel?
High Sierra > its sounds like that
WNxWolfy > .......
WNxWolfy > Don't think I have
High Sierra > you should try it
Ar Marr > gotta deal with rl for a bit... afk... i'll def be back later this evening
High Sierra > tbh if you havent hit a cow with a shovel then you havent lived
Belatrix Ventox > or cow tipping
Asbalon Jade > so kind of like a ... fleshy thud followed by an angry moo?
High Sierra > well on
High Sierra > no
High Sierra > cows dont really get angry
High Sierra > startled
Strike Seventeen > they get even?
High Sierra > cows are good at startled
Chian Dorado > Chick-fil-A cows do
High Sierra > and staring
WNxWolfy > I eh
jahamesh neutron > mmm chick-fil-a
WNxWolfy > I think I'm just going to continue flying with the fleet.
High Sierra > nothing like a good stare from a cow to make you feel uncomfortable
High Sierra > or slightly turned on
Strike Seventeen > and decorating my dinner plate with ribeyes
WNxWolfy > Right.
Strike Seventeen > thats it, 22 degrees be damned, im firing up the grill tonight
High Sierra > there used to be this one cow in the field at the back of my dads place
High Sierra > lovely eyes
WNxWolfy > Oh god
Partsking > /emote steps away from HS.
WNxWolfy > I er
WNxWolfy > I think it's better if we shut sierra up now
Partsking > or....pix plz?
High Sierra > what?
High Sierra > dont tell me you've never looked into those depthless bown eyes
High Sierra > and found yourself touching your nipples
Partsking > lmao
WNxWolfy > .....
WNxWolfy > No, I've never.
Asbalon Jade > and you guys were EVER afraid of me.. yeah.. right...
High Sierra > you had marbles?
Partsking > Could be a mix of all.
Partsking > Asbalon.
Asbalon Jade > if its a mix.... next thing you know I'll get the urge to huff c320 gas again...
Partsking > Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
Asbalon Jade > just let me grab my stinger missle launcher and they'll be better than shooting stars...
Partsking > :D
Asbalon Jade > they even scream while flying to earth...
WNxWolfy > Make a wish kids!
Ar Marr > stinger missile launcer? what happened to the teddy bear launcers?
Ruban Spangler > o/
WNxWolfy > Rocket propelled chainsaw ftw
Asbalon Jade > that just shows you how stupified I am roland...
Ar Marr > hey ruban
Asbalon Jade > Never would of thought to seeya here again
High Sierra > you know why they have lifejackets on planes?
Ruban Spangler > anything exciting in GW right now?
WNxWolfy > Sierra > For safety regulations?
High Sierra > nope
WNxWolfy > No, nothing at all ruban. Nothing at all. No ships to shoot, nothing.
Partsking > Roland came back, though. o/
WNxWolfy > Who's roland
Ruban Spangler > i'll see if I can fix my R&D agents then
Asbalon Jade > still cant believe it...
High Sierra > its so if the plane comes down and by chance its heading to a mountain, all the passengers can inflate them, throw them at the mountain and scream 'GO AWAY NASTY MOUNTAIN'
WNxWolfy > DEFINITELY NOTHING AT ALL
High Sierra > true that
Asbalon Jade > ya know for a moment I thought you were going to say they could all go indiana jones on the mointain...
High Sierra > now that would be silly
] Asbalon Jade > nah.. it'd be fun to watch..
Asbalon Jade > "weeeeehhhh!" *thud* "wheeeeee!" *thud* .....
Asbalon Jade > boy am i dark today...
Strike Seventeen > wouldnt it just be "thud" and then a people shaped hole in the ground?
WNxWolfy > Lolwat
Asbalon Jade > depends how long they take between them jumping and hitting the mountain...
High Sierra > have you ever hit a cow with a shovel?
High Sierra > its sounds like that
WNxWolfy > .......
WNxWolfy > Don't think I have
High Sierra > you should try it
Ar Marr > gotta deal with rl for a bit... afk... i'll def be back later this evening
High Sierra > tbh if you havent hit a cow with a shovel then you havent lived
Belatrix Ventox > or cow tipping
Asbalon Jade > so kind of like a ... fleshy thud followed by an angry moo?
High Sierra > well on
High Sierra > no
High Sierra > cows dont really get angry
High Sierra > startled
Strike Seventeen > they get even?
High Sierra > cows are good at startled
Chian Dorado > Chick-fil-A cows do
High Sierra > and staring
WNxWolfy > I eh
jahamesh neutron > mmm chick-fil-a
WNxWolfy > I think I'm just going to continue flying with the fleet.
High Sierra > nothing like a good stare from a cow to make you feel uncomfortable
High Sierra > or slightly turned on
Strike Seventeen > and decorating my dinner plate with ribeyes
WNxWolfy > Right.
Strike Seventeen > thats it, 22 degrees be damned, im firing up the grill tonight
High Sierra > there used to be this one cow in the field at the back of my dads place
High Sierra > lovely eyes
WNxWolfy > Oh god
Partsking > /emote steps away from HS.
WNxWolfy > I er
WNxWolfy > I think it's better if we shut sierra up now
Partsking > or....pix plz?
High Sierra > what?
High Sierra > dont tell me you've never looked into those depthless bown eyes
High Sierra > and found yourself touching your nipples
Partsking > lmao
WNxWolfy > .....
WNxWolfy > No, I've never.
Asbalon Jade > and you guys were EVER afraid of me.. yeah.. right...
Loney > What the F*ck... where did my POS's go?
SFShootme > boom
Loney > *slaps himself..
Keiler > lol
Loney > *doesn't wake up
SFShootme > we blew em up 2 weeks ago
SFShootme > u didn't check before?
SFShootme > boom
Loney > *slaps himself..
Keiler > lol
Loney > *doesn't wake up
SFShootme > we blew em up 2 weeks ago
SFShootme > u didn't check before?
omega2 > i fucked a se dude
Zorlya > you just cant keep your hands off anyone can you
Zorlya > you just cant keep your hands off anyone can you
shade404 > omg
shade404 > my friend that was carrying 500m worth of shit for my logged off
Kal Imist > scam?
shade404 > ?
Kal Imist > is he scamming you?
shade404 > not sure
Kal Imist > uh oh
Kal Imist > did you do it as a courrier contract with collateral or did you just..
Kal Imist > give him yr stuff??
shade404 > dude he was my friend
Kal Imist > dude this is eve
shade404 > was gonna pay him with proc
Tilt3d > rofl
Rone2 > XD
Rone2 > wow, that wasnt smart
Tilt3d > i hope he was a friend near you
Tilt3d > like...you know where he lives
shade404 > lol
Tilt3d > cuz if not your not friends anymore
shade404 > my friend that was carrying 500m worth of shit for my logged off
Kal Imist > scam?
shade404 > ?
Kal Imist > is he scamming you?
shade404 > not sure
Kal Imist > uh oh
Kal Imist > did you do it as a courrier contract with collateral or did you just..
Kal Imist > give him yr stuff??
shade404 > dude he was my friend
Kal Imist > dude this is eve
shade404 > was gonna pay him with proc
Tilt3d > rofl
Rone2 > XD
Rone2 > wow, that wasnt smart
Tilt3d > i hope he was a friend near you
Tilt3d > like...you know where he lives
shade404 > lol
Tilt3d > cuz if not your not friends anymore
bonesy19uk > im completely hameres
bonesy19uk > going to sleep, but imdtayin loggrf on
bonesy19uk > AWEI, dhout if youtr im troun;r
bonesy19uk > :D
Archangel 31707 > go to sleep
Archangel 31707 > NIOW
Archangel 31707 > *NOW
bonesy19uk > going to sleep, but imdtayin loggrf on
bonesy19uk > AWEI, dhout if youtr im troun;r
bonesy19uk > :D
Archangel 31707 > go to sleep
Archangel 31707 > NIOW
Archangel 31707 > *NOW