Volans SF > oh well. u can feed a horse to water, but u cant make it drink.
Jeinvay Kunsu > umm
Jeinvay Kunsu > i didnt know water could eat a horse
Krystal Flores > its living water
Volans SF > u know what i mean. i just woke up -_-
Shova'k > water eats all
Jeinvay Kunsu > umm
Jeinvay Kunsu > i didnt know water could eat a horse
Krystal Flores > its living water
Volans SF > u know what i mean. i just woke up -_-
Shova'k > water eats all
Kelly Marie > i wish i could punch my agent in the mouth
Macharion Thelgamor > o.O
Fritz Catacus > apparently CCP is working on that
Kelly Marie > atleast the throat
Reesa Badtouch > lol i know the feeling
Kelly Marie > and scotty, the docking manager, needs a swift kick in the stones
Reesa Badtouch > YES!
Fritz Catacus > yeah, that too
Asmundergunderson > And whoever's in charge of "squeezing" your ship out needs a good kick in the shin too...
Macharion Thelgamor > o.O
Fritz Catacus > apparently CCP is working on that
Kelly Marie > atleast the throat
Reesa Badtouch > lol i know the feeling
Kelly Marie > and scotty, the docking manager, needs a swift kick in the stones
Reesa Badtouch > YES!
Fritz Catacus > yeah, that too
Asmundergunderson > And whoever's in charge of "squeezing" your ship out needs a good kick in the shin too...
Yazoul Samaiel > i did a chick and it turned out to be a lady boy
Packtu'sa > i went to go to the bathroom and fell asleep there for 20 minutes............... :-(
Artemis Drake > Sic, don't you have a covert op ship in torr?
Sicori Malaki > I left the cloak on and I cant find it in my hangar :(
Sicori Malaki > I left the cloak on and I cant find it in my hangar :(
Lana Torrin > afk for cock
Lana Torrin > fuck.. COKE
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > DEAR GOD
Lana Torrin > FUCK FUCK FUCK
Lana Torrin > IT WAS A TYPO
Lana Torrin > COKE!!
Lana Torrin > fuck.. COKE
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > DEAR GOD
Lana Torrin > FUCK FUCK FUCK
Lana Torrin > IT WAS A TYPO
Lana Torrin > COKE!!
Garviel Lokken > AHA!!
Garviel Lokken > found 3 rocks
Garviel Lokken > sucess!
Futher Bezluden > great, full cargo hold, empty head
Garviel Lokken > tell that to the monkey and the cowboy
Futher Bezluden > monkey is on the grill, cowboy is marinading
Garviel Lokken > monkey sounds good...
Futher Bezluden > the tail tastes just like rattlesnake
Garviel Lokken > whats rattlesnake taste like?
Pen Khadiji > chicken
Garviel Lokken > why the hell does everyone say that
Sebastian DeBoer > kinda like chicken
Neu Bastian > like everything else o nthe planet
Pen Khadiji > have you had it?
Garviel Lokken > ykno actually i can vouche that fried calimari tastes just like chicken, no joke
Futher Bezluden > rattlesnake and frog legs do taste like chicken
Garviel Lokken > i took a bite n thought it was a chicken strip
Pen Khadiji > they do, it's true
Futher Bezluden > you didn't get real calimari then
Nathan Paige > everything tastes kinda like chicken. thats why i dont know to many people who dislike it :)
Garviel Lokken > then i found some dangly things n said "why does this chicken strip have dangly things?" guy says to me "thats calimari"
Neu Bastian > its white meat, white meat tastes alike
Pen Khadiji > texture
Garviel Lokken > rattlesnake is white meat?
Neu Bastian > I would think so.
Roan Pilgrano > I'm prety sure it is
Pen Khadiji > the other white meat
Garviel Lokken > yeah really pen lol
Futher Bezluden > if it lays eggs, probably tastes like chicken
Neu Bastian > color might change a bit too. duck is darker than chicken
Garviel Lokken > duck is dry
Garviel Lokken > i dont like duck
Neu Bastian > yeah
Neu Bastian > I dont like it much either
Futher Bezluden > platypus however tastes like buffalo
Pen Khadiji > gamey
Neu Bastian > like rabbit tho
Garviel Lokken > you ate platapus!?
arviel Lokken > you sick freak
Pen Khadiji > sheehs
Garviel Lokken > sommin that ooglah doesnt deserve to be on a plate
Auk Monnan > that does seem a bit odd
Pen Khadiji > you make it sound like he screwd it
Futher Bezluden > I was on ecstacy and at the zoo
Garviel Lokken > found 3 rocks
Garviel Lokken > sucess!
Futher Bezluden > great, full cargo hold, empty head
Garviel Lokken > tell that to the monkey and the cowboy
Futher Bezluden > monkey is on the grill, cowboy is marinading
Garviel Lokken > monkey sounds good...
Futher Bezluden > the tail tastes just like rattlesnake
Garviel Lokken > whats rattlesnake taste like?
Pen Khadiji > chicken
Garviel Lokken > why the hell does everyone say that
Sebastian DeBoer > kinda like chicken
Neu Bastian > like everything else o nthe planet
Pen Khadiji > have you had it?
Garviel Lokken > ykno actually i can vouche that fried calimari tastes just like chicken, no joke
Futher Bezluden > rattlesnake and frog legs do taste like chicken
Garviel Lokken > i took a bite n thought it was a chicken strip
Pen Khadiji > they do, it's true
Futher Bezluden > you didn't get real calimari then
Nathan Paige > everything tastes kinda like chicken. thats why i dont know to many people who dislike it :)
Garviel Lokken > then i found some dangly things n said "why does this chicken strip have dangly things?" guy says to me "thats calimari"
Neu Bastian > its white meat, white meat tastes alike
Pen Khadiji > texture
Garviel Lokken > rattlesnake is white meat?
Neu Bastian > I would think so.
Roan Pilgrano > I'm prety sure it is
Pen Khadiji > the other white meat
Garviel Lokken > yeah really pen lol
Futher Bezluden > if it lays eggs, probably tastes like chicken
Neu Bastian > color might change a bit too. duck is darker than chicken
Garviel Lokken > duck is dry
Garviel Lokken > i dont like duck
Neu Bastian > yeah
Neu Bastian > I dont like it much either
Futher Bezluden > platypus however tastes like buffalo
Pen Khadiji > gamey
Neu Bastian > like rabbit tho
Garviel Lokken > you ate platapus!?
arviel Lokken > you sick freak
Pen Khadiji > sheehs
Garviel Lokken > sommin that ooglah doesnt deserve to be on a plate
Auk Monnan > that does seem a bit odd
Pen Khadiji > you make it sound like he screwd it
Futher Bezluden > I was on ecstacy and at the zoo
Marogian > None of the girls I know know what fucking sodomy means
Marogian > its unbelievable
teqNo > well
Marogian > I had to teach like,...5 girls last night
Marogian > what sodomy meant
Marogian > ...
Marogian > wait
Marogian > I mean teach verbally!
teqNo > did you teach them the right way?
Marogian > ...
teqNo > or verbally
Marogian > damnit
teqNo > hah
Marogian > fuck
Marogian > assholes
teqNo > exactly!
Marogian > AGH!
teqNo > ;D
Marogian > I hate you.
teqNo > haha
Marogian > I'm just going to be quiet
teqNo > good plan ;(
Marogian > its unbelievable
teqNo > well
Marogian > I had to teach like,...5 girls last night
Marogian > what sodomy meant
Marogian > ...
Marogian > wait
Marogian > I mean teach verbally!
teqNo > did you teach them the right way?
Marogian > ...
teqNo > or verbally
Marogian > damnit
teqNo > hah
Marogian > fuck
Marogian > assholes
teqNo > exactly!
Marogian > AGH!
teqNo > ;D
Marogian > I hate you.
teqNo > haha
Marogian > I'm just going to be quiet
teqNo > good plan ;(
Amitious Turkey> i LOOOOOOSSTTTT MY BS
Amitious Turkey>NOOOOOOO
Amitious Turkey>Now i need a huge wide bore mininglaser and a huugge asteroid and presto, i have a hermit cave
LordToast>hermits 4teh w1n!!!
Amitious Turkey>NOOOOOOO
Amitious Turkey>Now i need a huge wide bore mininglaser and a huugge asteroid and presto, i have a hermit cave
LordToast>hermits 4teh w1n!!!
Kaathar Rielspar > /emote trips over a branch and snaps it
Kaathar Rielspar > oh bugger, so much for being sneaky
Scorpyn > how the hell did you manage to snap a branch in the middle of space?
Scorpyn > oh, you're minmatar... never mind
Kaathar Rielspar > oh bugger, so much for being sneaky
Scorpyn > how the hell did you manage to snap a branch in the middle of space?
Scorpyn > oh, you're minmatar... never mind