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Kelewan > Anyone tell me what "Elite Drone AI" is used for?
Syfelous > sorry man...go fish
Kelewan > This thing can play cards!?!?
Balor Haliquin > i need an assfrig so bad its funny
Anirul Corinno > ....
Balor Haliquin > you heard it here first
Anirul Corinno > Night you wanna take that one? it's right over the plate
NGTM1R > There's a reason I don't say it that way... :P
T'Amber > my cock is hard talking about all that clicking. brb
kimisake > zeb, you busy?
Zeb Carter > heading to ealur to grab my cara
kimisake > bring zee to riav for me in a cara?
Zeb Carter > can't :( I can't run more than two accts anymore :(
kimisake > darn
kimisake > what happend?
totes6 > ya what happened?
Zeb Carter > need to reinstall windows again.. not sure what happend this time.. must not have done the voodoo spells right on this install
totes6 > lol
kimisake > lol!
kimisake > msft voodoo skill level is at 1 atm
Zeb Carter > hehe
totes6 > yes u must remember the correct incantations
Zeb Carter > don't laugh I'm from new orleans ;)
Zeb Carter > and god knows windows needs a little black magic to run smooth
totes6 > if u want zeb u can borrow my microsoft voodoo spells for dumies book
totes6 > ive used it plenty of times lol
Zeb Carter > thats ok.. I picked up some software install incense last time I was at the voodoo shop
Yuki Li > Revan Neferis is like Paris Hilton
Yuki Li > well known for doing absolutely fuck all of consequence
Yuki Li > apart from being a waste of space and a whore
Senn Typhos > I feel intimiadted when the roaming evechat channel sounds like the inside of a Russian submarine. >>
talemacus > well then how about we try a novel concept and share a global shared culture called humanity?
Andreus Ixiris > talemacus: GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
talemacus > what we need is an extraterrestrial invader... ala Independance Day
Red0Max44 > earthlings, i will decend and destroy your world known as eve
Andreus Ixiris > Oh fuck that shit
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck the Earth
Andreus Ixiris > But if aliens come and try to take my EVE you're going to see some fists of British fury
Ford Adams > LOL
Andreus Ixiris > I will punch out the entire alien invasion force, you watch me
Ford Adams > the invasion would go smoothly until the internet stops working... then suddenly, armies of pasty nerds descend upon the alien force, enraged and mumbling something about the server being down
Susano'o Mikoto > i can only imagine what an enraged 2chan would be capable of...
Ford Adams > the enemy commander would be strangled by a 16 year old girl screaming MYSPAAAACE over and over
Susano'o Mikoto > its a sign of what this world is coming to when i can actualy picture that happening
Shoukin > Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition is what i say.
Andreus Ixiris > THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
Andreus Ixiris > BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BROADBAND
Ford Adams > lol, yeah. the next great american revolution won't come unless the internet goes out for at least a week
Ford Adams > then: mass bedlam
Ford Adams > people pelted to death with cordless mice
Garth Skytrader > the 2nd Amendment gets replaced by The Right to MMO
Bi Curious > anyone know how to access the rear docking bay - and once safely docked is it better t wait before i release my load
Fog Render > you'll know when it's time to release
Bi Curious > speaking from experience?
Fog Render > just remember, to dock slowly yet firmly
Ciarente > I once had a couple of guys working for me who couldn't stop trying to compete with each other long enough to do their jobs.
Ciarente > I went into a staff meeting and said : "There seems to be some contention over who has the biggest dick in this office."
Ciarente > Took out a giant dildo and put it on the table and said 'It's me. Any question?"
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GM Spiral > ISD and GMs are like superheroes, we have alternate secret identities :)
EA Kharnubis > Yeah..but Spiral always gets the phonebooth before me..so I have to use public toilets..and I tend to slip while doing the fast redress..and end up smelling bad
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