inSpirAcy > when Ambulation arrives, you can spend the time mooning your alliance mates
RESPAWN AGAIN > except i keep blowing my loads on new ships
Lilla Kharn > nope but a speed tank is awesome
Kalan Ikuru > with the rig it'll do 188 dps in heat
Kalan Ikuru > this is true
Lilla Kharn > oh its in heat
Lilla Kharn > /emote gets ready to hump
cykri > lol
Lilla Kharn > im a humping machine
Lilla Kharn > just no women around
Lilla Kharn > so the raccoon outside has to do
Kalan Ikuru > with the rig it'll do 188 dps in heat
Kalan Ikuru > this is true
Lilla Kharn > oh its in heat
Lilla Kharn > /emote gets ready to hump
cykri > lol
Lilla Kharn > im a humping machine
Lilla Kharn > just no women around
Lilla Kharn > so the raccoon outside has to do
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
Toppos Dannecopanus > i hear he was banned from EVE after taking down a 10/10 plex in a rifter
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
Toppos Dannecopanus > i hear he was banned from EVE after taking down a 10/10 plex in a rifter
Martyr 01 > afternoon guys
Montolio > Hey
Rover Vitesse > hi bud
Martyr 01 > just wondering....
Martyr 01 > if you're moving at the speed of light....
Martyr 01 > ...and try to make a cup of tea....
Martyr 01 > ....will the kettle ever come to the boil? ;)
Rover Vitesse > well, at the speed of light mass is infinite
Rover Vitesse > soo
Rover Vitesse > take some chocolate biscuits
Martyr 01 > so no then lol
Martyr 01 > lol
Rover Vitesse > (hobnobs are good)
Rover Vitesse > who gives a fuck about your weight??
Martyr 01 > hmm...imagines a hand with infinite mass trying to lift and bite into a hobnob of infinite mass lol
Rover Vitesse > thats pretty far out
Martyr 01 > that's be one poor frustrated soul
Martyr 01 > *that'd
Rover Vitesse > and no cup of tea
Martyr 01 > aye :((
Rover Vitesse > however...consider a Fairy Cake
Martyr 01 > aaah yes
Martyr 01 > ...but at the speed of light that would have infinite gayness ;P
Montolio > Hey
Rover Vitesse > hi bud
Martyr 01 > just wondering....
Martyr 01 > if you're moving at the speed of light....
Martyr 01 > ...and try to make a cup of tea....
Martyr 01 > ....will the kettle ever come to the boil? ;)
Rover Vitesse > well, at the speed of light mass is infinite
Rover Vitesse > soo
Rover Vitesse > take some chocolate biscuits
Martyr 01 > so no then lol
Martyr 01 > lol
Rover Vitesse > (hobnobs are good)
Rover Vitesse > who gives a fuck about your weight??
Martyr 01 > hmm...imagines a hand with infinite mass trying to lift and bite into a hobnob of infinite mass lol
Rover Vitesse > thats pretty far out
Martyr 01 > that's be one poor frustrated soul
Martyr 01 > *that'd
Rover Vitesse > and no cup of tea
Martyr 01 > aye :((
Rover Vitesse > however...consider a Fairy Cake
Martyr 01 > aaah yes
Martyr 01 > ...but at the speed of light that would have infinite gayness ;P
Jacob Etienne > no, its ok.
Jacob Etienne > some people were just born mentally f*cked up.
Test Ctrl > wtf?
Promon Delnai > i just hit myself in the face with a bouncy ball
Promon Delnai > :(
Jacob Etienne > ROFL
Jacob Etienne > see?
Samirol > lol
Samirol > awesome timing
Jacob Etienne > now promon is a prime example
Jacob Etienne > some people were just born mentally f*cked up.
Test Ctrl > wtf?
Promon Delnai > i just hit myself in the face with a bouncy ball
Promon Delnai > :(
Jacob Etienne > ROFL
Jacob Etienne > see?
Samirol > lol
Samirol > awesome timing
Jacob Etienne > now promon is a prime example
dimiz > WTB micro plasma smartbomb (not blueprint) will pay 500mil isk, delivery in Stockholm, Sweden
solidshot > bit far away from down town jita?
dimiz > 500 mil isk!
dimiz > :)
Fred uk > whats your address i'll post you one
Thomus > LOL
dimiz > i need it in my efforts of building a faction volvo
solidshot > bit far away from down town jita?
dimiz > 500 mil isk!
dimiz > :)
Fred uk > whats your address i'll post you one
Thomus > LOL
dimiz > i need it in my efforts of building a faction volvo
Stekanis Darkstar > anyone read the darwin awards?
Captain Da > It makes me happy to know that natural selection still occurs.
Captain Da > There are way too many stupid people on this planet
BRADALIAN > Agreed
DJ EarMiner > Indeed
Captain Da > I've always been a fan of the "take the warning labels off of everything and see what happens" school of thought
Captain Da > It makes me happy to know that natural selection still occurs.
Captain Da > There are way too many stupid people on this planet
BRADALIAN > Agreed
DJ EarMiner > Indeed
Captain Da > I've always been a fan of the "take the warning labels off of everything and see what happens" school of thought
Vigosan> You know you probably have a good tank going when you look up from what your alt is doing and say to yourself: "I should probably shoot back at that guy."
iggsterC > barqs did you know by nosing this asteroid it acts like a miner
drakonarik > lol
Barqs > lol not really :D
iggsterC > try it
Barqs > what do you mean looks like a miner?
iggsterC > it mines
drakonarik > ACTS
Barqs > what??
Barqs > It pulls ore no way
iggsterC > yeah
iggsterC > its a big with revalations
drakonarik > hmm... i've got to try thaty
Barqs > how much how fast?
iggsterC > how much your nos
drakonarik > specially in my vex
iggsterC > <url=showinfo:16501//947674406>E500 Prototype Energy Vampire</url>
Ithalia > how much you getting per cycle?
Barqs > how much ore is it pulling?
Barqs > how fast?
Kelter Highfire > how much
iggsterC > 125 every 20secs
Kelter Highfire > how fast
Ithalia > HOLY SHIT
Ithalia > per 1 NOS!?!?!
Barqs > link the ore
iggsterC > yes
drakonarik > ha ha they are thinking of switchting to that!
Barqs > Like the ore
drakonarik > sweet my vex is gonna be a fuckin awesome miner!
iggsterC > its awesome
Kelter Highfire > HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA BUY SOME DG NOS'S!!!!
drakonarik > lol
Barqs > lol not really :D
iggsterC > try it
Barqs > what do you mean looks like a miner?
iggsterC > it mines
drakonarik > ACTS
Barqs > what??
Barqs > It pulls ore no way
iggsterC > yeah
iggsterC > its a big with revalations
drakonarik > hmm... i've got to try thaty
Barqs > how much how fast?
iggsterC > how much your nos
drakonarik > specially in my vex
iggsterC > <url=showinfo:16501//947674406>E500 Prototype Energy Vampire</url>
Ithalia > how much you getting per cycle?
Barqs > how much ore is it pulling?
Barqs > how fast?
Kelter Highfire > how much
iggsterC > 125 every 20secs
Kelter Highfire > how fast
Ithalia > HOLY SHIT
Ithalia > per 1 NOS!?!?!
Barqs > link the ore
iggsterC > yes
drakonarik > ha ha they are thinking of switchting to that!
Barqs > Like the ore
drakonarik > sweet my vex is gonna be a fuckin awesome miner!
iggsterC > its awesome
Kelter Highfire > HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA BUY SOME DG NOS'S!!!!