Elkabeth > Then your inner bisexual helps you make a character and now you're Freddy Mercury with epic deltoids and the ability to smite evil with your Beautiful voice. Romance Novel Hulk Hogan and Unfeasibly Muscular Antonio Banderas are delighted to welcome you to the team
Esna Pitoojee > my corpmate just made me laugh so hard.
dibblebill > ?
Esna Pitoojee > so, we just got an alliance mail about someone explaining how to beat the drake blobs we see a lot. My corpmate reads it and posts in corp chat:
Esna Pitoojee > Rin Kaelestria > *reads newest alliance mail* puts on Indana Jones style hat* ... drakes. Why does it always have to be drakes?
dibblebill > ?
Esna Pitoojee > so, we just got an alliance mail about someone explaining how to beat the drake blobs we see a lot. My corpmate reads it and posts in corp chat:
Esna Pitoojee > Rin Kaelestria > *reads newest alliance mail* puts on Indana Jones style hat* ... drakes. Why does it always have to be drakes?
Amith Silvermoon > Well i was in a shop today some woman asked me to try out male makeup
Griel > you wear panties.. what do you expect
Davik Kurchek > hahha
Koetsu > lol
Amith Silvermoon > no word of a lie
Davik Kurchek > ahahahahahah
Amith Silvermoon > was like " Sir would u like to try our range of male makeup"............ Me " U what!!"
Griel > you know amith.. one word.. omgrawr
Amith Silvermoon > lol
Amith Silvermoon > so after 15 minutes l left with 2 lip skicks a blusher and a eye shadow in glittery silver :)
Rashi Nerha > oh god
Griel > and your stage name is?
Rashi Nerha > In other words
Rashi Nerha > You got PWNT RL?
Griel > you wear panties.. what do you expect
Davik Kurchek > hahha
Koetsu > lol
Amith Silvermoon > no word of a lie
Davik Kurchek > ahahahahahah
Amith Silvermoon > was like " Sir would u like to try our range of male makeup"............ Me " U what!!"
Griel > you know amith.. one word.. omgrawr
Amith Silvermoon > lol
Amith Silvermoon > so after 15 minutes l left with 2 lip skicks a blusher and a eye shadow in glittery silver :)
Rashi Nerha > oh god
Griel > and your stage name is?
Rashi Nerha > In other words
Rashi Nerha > You got PWNT RL?
Nidia Masters > i want to overload my cloak
Nidia Masters > so i can travel through time
Lake > omgrawr
Quinn Oron > Haha.
Leosian II > are you gonna be your own daddy?
Nidia Masters > i'm gonna be your daddy
Quinn Oron > Nidia's ship, the RE-TARDIS.
Nidia Masters > so i can travel through time
Lake > omgrawr
Quinn Oron > Haha.
Leosian II > are you gonna be your own daddy?
Nidia Masters > i'm gonna be your daddy
Quinn Oron > Nidia's ship, the RE-TARDIS.
<HiYuRei> Fart is explosive and thermal?
<HiYuRei> just watch out for kinetic
<HiYuRei> just watch out for kinetic
Ben Booley > i was about to go with only 10
Ben Booley > and then the rest all suddenly joined
Namamai > no tears, mind you, was just a sabre and it was a good kill
Ben Booley > fucking fleet finder
Ben Booley > i wanted a goodfight
Bacchanalian > hey, I'm happy with the Vaga and Hurricane kill
Bacchanalian > was a good trade
Namamai > yeah, the vaga was nice
Ben Booley > ccc
Bacchanalian > but as I said, we made a mistake I won't make again--looking for a :goodfight: from Genos
Ben Booley > m8 if it ws just genos you wouldve got a goodfight
Namamai > but tbh mate, if you want goodfights you failed right off the start by putting up something in fleet finder.
Ben Booley > they dont know how to x
Ben Booley > its the only way to get anyone in fleet
Namamai > then congrats, you're internet white knighting for the eve equivalent of the special olympics ;)
Ben Booley > and then the rest all suddenly joined
Namamai > no tears, mind you, was just a sabre and it was a good kill
Ben Booley > fucking fleet finder
Ben Booley > i wanted a goodfight
Bacchanalian > hey, I'm happy with the Vaga and Hurricane kill
Bacchanalian > was a good trade
Namamai > yeah, the vaga was nice
Ben Booley > ccc
Bacchanalian > but as I said, we made a mistake I won't make again--looking for a :goodfight: from Genos
Ben Booley > m8 if it ws just genos you wouldve got a goodfight
Namamai > but tbh mate, if you want goodfights you failed right off the start by putting up something in fleet finder.
Ben Booley > they dont know how to x
Ben Booley > its the only way to get anyone in fleet
Namamai > then congrats, you're internet white knighting for the eve equivalent of the special olympics ;)
uppgift > Hey lister
Lister ofSMEG > hi upp
uppgift > they have finally made a lightsaber:P
Lister ofSMEG > do tell
uppgift > http://www.wickedlasers.com/
uppgift > apperently it will cause instant blindness and can burn skin
Lister ofSMEG > what the hell do you use this for
Lister ofSMEG > not a toy
uppgift > i have no idea
Sabastian Furia > why do you have to use it for anything?
uppgift > i think the local obi wan we have here would buy one:P
Tribisha > hehe.. I love their comparison chart
Tribisha > Burning Power: Make holes in black trash bags, pop dark colored balloons.. etc
Tribisha > lol
uppgift > lol
Lister ofSMEG > so its a $200 toy they you need safety googles for and that at its most efffective, allows you to go to war with an ants nest
Sabastian Furia > so you ordered 3?
Loquatos > wasnt there a 1000$ model to
Tribisha > I can understand its usefulness in extreme sports and stuff like survival courses etc.. but for every tom, dick and harry.. not so sure :)
uppgift > yeah it should not be sold
Tribisha > then again.. not every tom, dick and harry has $1300 to throw at a "fun toy" :).. oh wait.. how many PS3's sold on release day? :)
Legendalpha > hey i know tom dick and harry and they would love one
Legendalpha > along with moe larry and curly
Sabastian Furia > love those guys
Lister ofSMEG > local astromomy clubs where using the green laser due to its thight beam. allowed them to point to what they were looking at
uppgift > yeah laser has its usefullness but not for for tom, dick, harry, moe, larry or curly
Legendalpha > oh now the boys could find more uses for it than anyone else i bet
uppgift > oh yeah and now when the news talk about how dangerus its is everyone's gonna want one
Legendalpha > oooo can it slice cake or cheese
uppgift > na just burn it
Sabastian Furia > cake? /me gets credit card
Tribisha > it can pop balloons.. think of all the little children's brithday parties you could ruin :)
uppgift > im reading the comments on the articel about it and someone said" got the laster today, fun to start the grill with"
Tribisha > "fun to start my cigarette with.. oh but be careful not to blind yourself or burn a hole through your left nostril" :)
Sabastian Furia > apparently the right nostril is not affected?
Lister ofSMEG > hi upp
uppgift > they have finally made a lightsaber:P
Lister ofSMEG > do tell
uppgift > http://www.wickedlasers.com/
uppgift > apperently it will cause instant blindness and can burn skin
Lister ofSMEG > what the hell do you use this for
Lister ofSMEG > not a toy
uppgift > i have no idea
Sabastian Furia > why do you have to use it for anything?
uppgift > i think the local obi wan we have here would buy one:P
Tribisha > hehe.. I love their comparison chart
Tribisha > Burning Power: Make holes in black trash bags, pop dark colored balloons.. etc
Tribisha > lol
uppgift > lol
Lister ofSMEG > so its a $200 toy they you need safety googles for and that at its most efffective, allows you to go to war with an ants nest
Sabastian Furia > so you ordered 3?
Loquatos > wasnt there a 1000$ model to
Tribisha > I can understand its usefulness in extreme sports and stuff like survival courses etc.. but for every tom, dick and harry.. not so sure :)
uppgift > yeah it should not be sold
Tribisha > then again.. not every tom, dick and harry has $1300 to throw at a "fun toy" :).. oh wait.. how many PS3's sold on release day? :)
Legendalpha > hey i know tom dick and harry and they would love one
Legendalpha > along with moe larry and curly
Sabastian Furia > love those guys
Lister ofSMEG > local astromomy clubs where using the green laser due to its thight beam. allowed them to point to what they were looking at
uppgift > yeah laser has its usefullness but not for for tom, dick, harry, moe, larry or curly
Legendalpha > oh now the boys could find more uses for it than anyone else i bet
uppgift > oh yeah and now when the news talk about how dangerus its is everyone's gonna want one
Legendalpha > oooo can it slice cake or cheese
uppgift > na just burn it
Sabastian Furia > cake? /me gets credit card
Tribisha > it can pop balloons.. think of all the little children's brithday parties you could ruin :)
uppgift > im reading the comments on the articel about it and someone said" got the laster today, fun to start the grill with"
Tribisha > "fun to start my cigarette with.. oh but be careful not to blind yourself or burn a hole through your left nostril" :)
Sabastian Furia > apparently the right nostril is not affected?
Geltan sakimuir > vaga jammed
Geltan sakimuir > did the vaga in m-o get dead?
Deira Lenia > the vaga in m-o is dead
Sibras Freeflight > did the vaga in mo get the vaga in mo?
Geltan sakimuir > who got the vag km in m-o?
Sibras Freeflight > the vaga in m-o
Velanth > without a doubt
Geltan sakimuir > did the vaga in m-o get dead?
Deira Lenia > the vaga in m-o is dead
Sibras Freeflight > did the vaga in mo get the vaga in mo?
Geltan sakimuir > who got the vag km in m-o?
Sibras Freeflight > the vaga in m-o
Velanth > without a doubt
<Urban_Mongral> http://omgrawr.net/?151
<Frankinator> i dont think ur supposed to submit ur own quotes
<Frankinator> then come back here
<Frankinator> paste ur own link
<Frankinator> and go like
<Frankinator> 'im funny!'
<Frankinator> but thats just me
<Frankinator> i dont think ur supposed to submit ur own quotes
<Frankinator> then come back here
<Frankinator> paste ur own link
<Frankinator> and go like
<Frankinator> 'im funny!'
<Frankinator> but thats just me
Jowen Datloran > Crap, once again I smuggled drugs without knowing
Azia Burgi > oh gimme some!
Azia Burgi > oh gimme some!