Reginald Sakakibara > In their inferiority, they believed they could rebel against the Empire. Their republic is both weak and pathetic.
Reginald Sakakibara > Only by the light of God's grace can the people of New Eden achieve true enlightenment--GOD SAVE AMARR! ALL HAIL THE EMPRESS! DOWN WITH THE SLAVE SCUM!
Reginald Sakakibara > The slave's position is one of betterment. By living generations of servitude, they can raise themselves from the squalor of their idiocy.
Reginald Sakakibara > And yet the slaves raise their pitchforks, their duct tape, their rust against the fleet of saviours.
Reginald Sakakibara > Against the Imperial Golden Fleet--against the might of the 24TH IMPERIAL CRUSADE!
Reginald Sakakibara > Long live the Empress!
Zen Guerrilla > The Empress takes it in the butt
Raymond Jaques Seever > Yep, because your Empress shags fedos..
james clough > no you take it in the butt from the empress
Zen Guerrilla > i'd like that
Zen Guerrilla > dirty empress
Reginald Sakakibara > Only by the light of God's grace can the people of New Eden achieve true enlightenment--GOD SAVE AMARR! ALL HAIL THE EMPRESS! DOWN WITH THE SLAVE SCUM!
Reginald Sakakibara > The slave's position is one of betterment. By living generations of servitude, they can raise themselves from the squalor of their idiocy.
Reginald Sakakibara > And yet the slaves raise their pitchforks, their duct tape, their rust against the fleet of saviours.
Reginald Sakakibara > Against the Imperial Golden Fleet--against the might of the 24TH IMPERIAL CRUSADE!
Reginald Sakakibara > Long live the Empress!
Zen Guerrilla > The Empress takes it in the butt
Raymond Jaques Seever > Yep, because your Empress shags fedos..
james clough > no you take it in the butt from the empress
Zen Guerrilla > i'd like that
Zen Guerrilla > dirty empress
dodgy242 > work it does not *does yoda*
Raptornas > Maybe
Raptornas > You did yoda?
Raptornas > How was he?
dodgy242 > a bit short
Umit Davala > hairy and green he was
dodgy242 > could only get half in
Raptornas > Maybe
Raptornas > You did yoda?
Raptornas > How was he?
dodgy242 > a bit short
Umit Davala > hairy and green he was
dodgy242 > could only get half in
<~Stavros> dammit
<~Stavros> gf is coming round in like
<~Stavros> 30 minutes
<~Stavros> i have no pants on
<~Stavros> and i need a shave
<~Stavros> DAMMIT
<~Stavros> ;
<&Rhaegar> half an hour to shave your face and put on pants.
<&Rhaegar> life is so hard huh?
<~Stavros> gf is coming round in like
<~Stavros> 30 minutes
<~Stavros> i have no pants on
<~Stavros> and i need a shave
<~Stavros> DAMMIT
<~Stavros> ;
<&Rhaegar> half an hour to shave your face and put on pants.
<&Rhaegar> life is so hard huh?
jih chop > I align to station
jih chop > look at my cap
jih chop > I have almosts none (meant to cycle shield booster - forgot to turn it off)
jih chop > so I can't jump
jih chop > I MUST warp
jih chop > now
jih chop > when I get to an anomolie, the first thing I do is align my ship to the station
jih chop > then stop the engines and launch sentries
jih chop > so i'm already aligned,
jih chop > I just need to get up to ¾ speed to warp
jih chop > Oh Crap!
jih chop > I forgot to pull my drones!
jih chop > I pull me drones
jih chop > and at the last second they fire one last volley
jih chop > killing the BS and clearing that wave
jih chop > a new wave spawns
jih chop > and the frigs web me
jih chop > and I instawarp to the station!
jih chop > The End
jih chop > True Story!
WooterX2 > i knew it, i get off the computer for 10 min and Jih starts talkin to himself
WooterX2 > alot
WooterX2 > that is a good story
WooterX2 > lol
jih chop > it was awesome!
jih chop > I am so deeply loved by all in EVE
jih chop > that even the <i>rats</i> fight to save me!
jih chop > look at my cap
jih chop > I have almosts none (meant to cycle shield booster - forgot to turn it off)
jih chop > so I can't jump
jih chop > I MUST warp
jih chop > now
jih chop > when I get to an anomolie, the first thing I do is align my ship to the station
jih chop > then stop the engines and launch sentries
jih chop > so i'm already aligned,
jih chop > I just need to get up to ¾ speed to warp
jih chop > Oh Crap!
jih chop > I forgot to pull my drones!
jih chop > I pull me drones
jih chop > and at the last second they fire one last volley
jih chop > killing the BS and clearing that wave
jih chop > a new wave spawns
jih chop > and the frigs web me
jih chop > and I instawarp to the station!
jih chop > The End
jih chop > True Story!
WooterX2 > i knew it, i get off the computer for 10 min and Jih starts talkin to himself
WooterX2 > alot
WooterX2 > that is a good story
WooterX2 > lol
jih chop > it was awesome!
jih chop > I am so deeply loved by all in EVE
jih chop > that even the <i>rats</i> fight to save me!
Tuna Softslice > anyone interested in Standard Crash Booster?
Tuna Softslice > the side effects aren't too bad <twitch> hehe
aquo > i agree *gnuurrgghh*
Tuna Softslice > the side effects aren't too bad <twitch> hehe
aquo > i agree *gnuurrgghh*
Kale Ryoko > Yuki gives head?
Nadine Desaix > all the time
Yuki Li > yeah nadine. the difference is your relationship with kale invovles giving
Yuki Li > and mine involves being within.
Kale Ryoko > within nadine's giving?
Nadine Desaix > -_-
Kale Ryoko > omg dual modulated head
Yuki Li > lol
Ysabelle nKataros > dual modulated head pulsing?
Kale Ryoko > @_@
Kale Ryoko > Bring in you and Iynara and we'll go for quad pulse.
Ysabelle nKataros > Notify: Your Dual Modulated Pulsing Head deactivates as Kale Ryoko begins to explode
Nadine Desaix > all the time
Yuki Li > yeah nadine. the difference is your relationship with kale invovles giving
Yuki Li > and mine involves being within.
Kale Ryoko > within nadine's giving?
Nadine Desaix > -_-
Kale Ryoko > omg dual modulated head
Yuki Li > lol
Ysabelle nKataros > dual modulated head pulsing?
Kale Ryoko > @_@
Kale Ryoko > Bring in you and Iynara and we'll go for quad pulse.
Ysabelle nKataros > Notify: Your Dual Modulated Pulsing Head deactivates as Kale Ryoko begins to explode
Amelie O'Rourke > Scouting the belts before I look for a good site for my next base.
3xc41ibuR > what do belts have to do with planet bases?
Amelie O'Rourke > Well, in another 30 minutes or so I can bolt down another base so passing the time with gratiuitous acts of violence.
Amelie O'Rourke > Bit like astronomy but every hour or so I have to beat some poor bastard over the head with my telescope.
3xc41ibuR > what do belts have to do with planet bases?
Amelie O'Rourke > Well, in another 30 minutes or so I can bolt down another base so passing the time with gratiuitous acts of violence.
Amelie O'Rourke > Bit like astronomy but every hour or so I have to beat some poor bastard over the head with my telescope.
TOPSTER > is it safe on other side
Ele > NO NO NO NO
TOPSTER > eek lol
Ele > lol... sorry but needed emphasis
Ele > major camp + bubble
TOPSTER > damn i best not go in then lol
Ele >others on way
TOPSTER > are the boys and girls comming to say hi to them i hope lol
Ele >ass kickin contest starts shortly
TOPSTER > o i wana watch it so bad lol
Ele > expect this area to turn red soon
Ele > 8)
TOPSTER > but i have probes to take up bummer lol
Ele > sounds painful
Ele > you need to read what you just typed
Ele > NO NO NO NO
TOPSTER > eek lol
Ele > lol... sorry but needed emphasis
Ele > major camp + bubble
TOPSTER > damn i best not go in then lol
Ele >others on way
TOPSTER > are the boys and girls comming to say hi to them i hope lol
Ele >ass kickin contest starts shortly
TOPSTER > o i wana watch it so bad lol
Ele > expect this area to turn red soon
Ele > 8)
TOPSTER > but i have probes to take up bummer lol
Ele > sounds painful
Ele > you need to read what you just typed
Carca > and I've lost all my settings and portraits of everyone
Carca > and half the people i know have lost their hair
Carca > and here's the worst one
Carca > golem is now naked !!
Carca > and half the people i know have lost their hair
Carca > and here's the worst one
Carca > golem is now naked !!
Valric > I've been mining here for about 2 weeks now without any problems
Haffrage > Not anymore ye haven't.
Haffrage > Not anymore ye haven't.