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Helluin> Famous last words: "How far can a Huginn web?!"
(While sitting in station one night, I noticed that my bank balance improved rather dramatically. After a bit of confusion, I recieved this mail)

Dear Draconius Krynar,

Please forgive me to disturb you,

I made a little mistake the 2007.03.21 at 00h34 while buying the F-RX Prototype Capacitor Boost you placed on the market.
And I payed 81 100 801,00 for this Module, that is really overpriced for this kind of module.
Could you please be so kind to reimburse me at least 70M and keep for you 10M for the inconvenience.

Thanks in advance for your kindness and honesty
Qing

(or what? He's gonna wardec the noob corp?)
Louba > wow looks like prison ships shall re-surface if the tories get in
Jago Kain > jolly good; they must be running out of air by now
tastinn > and if i use some drones they should attack the drones befor me?
Phillippe > 2250 armour
Phillippe > 2K shields
Phillippe > in theory, yes
tastinn > it will go for a barge or a drone first :)
Phillippe > hopefully
tastinn > i will just use ender to be a bait
General Merk > They're not bringing dick.
xEradiminerx > I'd hope not, the sig radius on the dick of a goon is so small that even inty's would take hours to lock it
xHjfx > What are quad beam lasers atctually useful for?
xHjfx > i mean omen could probably get some nice ROF with them and sinks but are they actually good anything?
CamelKnight III > quad beams are crap. never used them, never will
xHjfx > well i put one on my bestower
Manfred Doomhammer > well.. they are only there for humiliation... like in "hey see? i have beaten the crap out of you and i even used QUAD BEAMS ROFL"
<Hellcore> I got /heal 0'd on sisi the other day for bumping jiekon's nanonyx :/
<Hellcore> then he smacked me in local :D
questioner > can u use tractor beams to pull cargo containars to a station
Jonaaz Dsz > yes
Jonaaz Dsz > as long as u dont warp
Jonaaz Dsz > mind u .. its probably gonna take u a year or so ;)
questioner > lol
Jonaaz Dsz > the closest station i have here is 4.5 AU
Jonaaz Dsz > at 1500ms thats going to take me round 125000 hours
Jonaaz Dsz > or some 5000 odd days
Tira Mitzu > tractor beam isn't capable of keeping up at 1500M/S 499m/s max ^^
Tira Mitzu > so 125000*3
Jalmur > any tuggers here?
Anya Snow > we need a tugger for a pure jaspet mining op
Marnius Cortez > true .... thats why its delayed, because of the 'need for speed initiative'
Zenith Bane > i could make a really bad joke here.....
Jalmur > you gona tugg you are alowed
Anya Snow > 15% of the income goes to the tugger
Zenith Bane > no dont youll make me say the joke
Midas Fischig > /emote gets his tumbleweed brush ready for Bane's effort at comedy...
Anya Snow > c'mon anyone? i'm the only tugger avalible?
Zenith Bane > its too immature. besides you already know exactly what im gonna say MF
Jalmur > no i am here but i am defance at the mo
Anya Snow > jal, when i start tugging, join me in it
Zenith Bane > must.... resist...
Anya Snow > i am not able to tug very much, only some 6k
Jalmur > np if you can suport defance
Jalmur > ow
Zenith Bane > LOL
Anya Snow > i cant really but i can equipt remote repairs
Jalmur > how much you got there?
Anya Snow > 12k
Jalmur > we nead a TUGG
Zenith Bane > Anya Snow > jal, when i start tugging, join me in it
Zenith Bane > thats priceless
Anya Snow > >.> zenith if your sitting on your ass in bika...
Zenith Bane > im ferrying an expensive cargo
Zenith Bane > so /.. :P
Jalmur > what you call jaspet?
MarioSimpson > .. Zenith come tug for us
Jalmur > pls
Zenith Bane > ill do it for a fiver. but for 20 quid you can have a video too
Jalmur > lol
Zenith Bane > bout time someone caught on
Jalmur > that depands
MarioSimpson > zenith
Jalmur > what kind of video?
Anya Snow > i understood but i'm more busy watching the overview
Zenith Bane > youve got no time for inuendoes and thats terrible
Jalmur > i am on that anya
Zenith Bane > this needs to go on omgrawr methinks
Zenith Bane > who agrees?
MarioSimpson > ?
MarioSimpson > wtf
Anya Snow > havent found anything funny yet
Zenith Bane > you must be too mature then
Anya Snow > i understood the joke, just wasent funny
Marnius Cortez > nahm not omgrawr stuff
Jalmur > so no tuggers
Zenith Bane > lol
Zenith Bane > please
Zenith Bane > it just needs a bit of trimming and itll be mint
Jalmur > just had to add this in :)
Anya Snow > tuggers, indys, haulers. whatever you want to call it, everyone is either busy, asleep or too immature to give a straight answer
Zenith Bane > correct 10 points
Zenith Bane > im all 3 :)
Jalmur > true anya
Zenith Bane > i think it might do well on omgrawr
Sharkbait> happy now ?
<Hellspawn01> no
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<Hellspawn01> yay, sharkbait v0.01
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