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EVE System > Channel changed to Aunenen Local Channel
Cybermanzero > : its more dead in here than my gran's underpants... wtf is up with that
pushbyte ii > how do i shot web?
Disillusive > With spiderman glove
Ulstan > I think being 'too rich' does detract from your enjoyment of the game. At least, I had more fun when I was scraping for every penny to replace my lost blackbirds back in 03.
Sponk > I had more fun splashing in puddles when I was 5. Tastes change; the sense of wonder is replaced by ennui, and you die inside one slice at a time. Deal with it.
Herschel Yamamoto > On one hand, this captures as well as any post I've ever seen just how unspeakably bitter SHCfolk are. On the other, you're exactly right.
Ortos > Ok.... research has been done... and I absolutely don't like golden showers.
Garviel Lokken > AHA!!
Garviel Lokken > found 3 rocks
Garviel Lokken > sucess!
Futher Bezluden > great, full cargo hold, empty head
Garviel Lokken > tell that to the monkey and the cowboy
Futher Bezluden > monkey is on the grill, cowboy is marinading
Garviel Lokken > monkey sounds good...
Futher Bezluden > the tail tastes just like rattlesnake
Garviel Lokken > whats rattlesnake taste like?
Pen Khadiji > chicken
Garviel Lokken > why the hell does everyone say that
Sebastian DeBoer > kinda like chicken
Neu Bastian > like everything else o nthe planet
Pen Khadiji > have you had it?
Garviel Lokken > ykno actually i can vouche that fried calimari tastes just like chicken, no joke
Futher Bezluden > rattlesnake and frog legs do taste like chicken
Garviel Lokken > i took a bite n thought it was a chicken strip
Pen Khadiji > they do, it's true
Futher Bezluden > you didn't get real calimari then
Nathan Paige > everything tastes kinda like chicken. thats why i dont know to many people who dislike it :)
Garviel Lokken > then i found some dangly things n said "why does this chicken strip have dangly things?" guy says to me "thats calimari"
Neu Bastian > its white meat, white meat tastes alike
Pen Khadiji > texture
Garviel Lokken > rattlesnake is white meat?
Neu Bastian > I would think so.
Roan Pilgrano > I'm prety sure it is
Pen Khadiji > the other white meat
Garviel Lokken > yeah really pen lol
Futher Bezluden > if it lays eggs, probably tastes like chicken
Neu Bastian > color might change a bit too. duck is darker than chicken
Garviel Lokken > duck is dry
Garviel Lokken > i dont like duck
Neu Bastian > yeah
Neu Bastian > I dont like it much either
Futher Bezluden > platypus however tastes like buffalo
Pen Khadiji > gamey
Neu Bastian > like rabbit tho
Garviel Lokken > you ate platapus!?
arviel Lokken > you sick freak
Pen Khadiji > sheehs
Garviel Lokken > sommin that ooglah doesnt deserve to be on a plate
Auk Monnan > that does seem a bit odd
Pen Khadiji > you make it sound like he screwd it
Futher Bezluden > I was on ecstacy and at the zoo
<@NTRabbit> shot on goal, saved by togo keeper
<@NTRabbit> saved with his ass
<@NTRabbit> o_Ô
<&moocifer> Togo have a Wrangler too ?? :O
Gammus Arterius > so apparently stephen tyler and kimmy fallon were spotted at walmart, go figure
Gammus Arterius > *JIMMY
watta loone > i figured kimmy was his wife
Gammus Arterius > and method man from WU-WANK
Gammus Arterius > TANG
Gammus Arterius > TANG
Gammus Arterius > TANG OMG I CANT TYPE
watta loone > stop drinking so much or slow down
Gregor Tiberius > YESYEYEYSYEYEEYEYEYESYSYES
Gregor Tiberius > MY OTHER MONITORS IS HERE
Gregor Tiberius > o/o/o/
Kinvaryn > YESYESYESYESYES
Kinvaryn > /emote splooges from the excitement
HiRider > oh god
Kinvaryn > oh shit greg, sorry about your eyes
Serena Ammon > im a receptionist at the nursing home
ro dunn > ahhh
Serena Ammon > i answer phones, no way am i spongebathing old balls
ro dunn > i see alot of that in my job : )
ro dunn > wait
ro dunn > no no no no
D00M Giver > nope you said it
D00M Giver > evidance
D00M Giver > screen shots all
ML Snapcase > sad
Serena Ammon > you walked right into that
ro dunn > but but i was tring to say that i see alot of nursing homes
ML Snapcase > yes, that is where you find a lot of old balls
Paz Lenchantin > shit
Paz Lenchantin > i dont have anything you want
Gu'doff Mochow > you got a pod
Paz Lenchantin > so how this pirate thing work
Paz Lenchantin > you almost pod me and give me a toll?
Gu'doff Mochow > haha thats so classic i dont know what to say or think
Paz Lenchantin > how this shit works
Gu'doff Mochow > come to the gate and we'll give you a lesson
Paz Lenchantin > lol
Paz Lenchantin > so 4 serious how you make money
Paz Lenchantin > how do you..
Gu'doff Mochow > well those 5 t2 cargo expanders i looted from your ship helps
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