Jachob > i can now say i can fly any T1 frig in the game
Giaq Doon > Hell of an acalade, there Jachob...
Lord Benaal > well done mate
Lord Benaal > you now know the word Noob in all languages
Lord Benaal > :oP
Giaq Doon > lol!!
Giaq Doon > Hell of an acalade, there Jachob...
Lord Benaal > well done mate
Lord Benaal > you now know the word Noob in all languages
Lord Benaal > :oP
Giaq Doon > lol!!
cyanogen > i think the titan is just screwing with us because it keeps aligning to different targets
Lobster Bisque > like spin the bottle with the awkwardness replaced with fear
Lobster Bisque > like spin the bottle with the awkwardness replaced with fear
Blockoindi > its always good to see Macknife die
Dianabolic > haha has he died?
Blockoindi > brings a warm smile to my face
Dianabolic > he's still alive
Mac Knife > aye i aint dead
Dianabolic > he will die tho
Blockoindi > well then i will stop smiling
Dianabolic > then we can smile :)
Blockoindi > feel the love mac?
Mac Knife > lol fuck u
Dianabolic > haha has he died?
Blockoindi > brings a warm smile to my face
Dianabolic > he's still alive
Mac Knife > aye i aint dead
Dianabolic > he will die tho
Blockoindi > well then i will stop smiling
Dianabolic > then we can smile :)
Blockoindi > feel the love mac?
Mac Knife > lol fuck u
Nikea Tiber > "we regret the recetn loss of your ship. Here is a new rookie ship; enclosed is a gratiuity gift of tritanium"
Nikea Tiber > translatoin
Nikea Tiber > "here is your noobmobile. sorry, we didn't have time to sweep it out for you"
Nikea Tiber > translatoin
Nikea Tiber > "here is your noobmobile. sorry, we didn't have time to sweep it out for you"
Onyxalia La'fiette > we didnt come from a place where shields were smiled upon
FeralShadow > i remember the nun at my christian elementary would slap our wrists with rulers if we fit up shield ships
FeralShadow > she used to say they were the devil
Onyxalia La'fiette > thats a lie and you know it
Onyxalia La'fiette > she let the priest do it
FeralShadow > i remember the nun at my christian elementary would slap our wrists with rulers if we fit up shield ships
FeralShadow > she used to say they were the devil
Onyxalia La'fiette > thats a lie and you know it
Onyxalia La'fiette > she let the priest do it
[This is the local convo after a PERFECTLY executed trap by Event Horizon]
Riot Star > nice trap though. I'll have to write that one down for future use :)
Shattered Wolf > Yeah. I like how you guys had that planned. I'm just like "Ah hell"
Viridian Onyx > That was an excellent trap ^^
Shattered Wolf > I hate you guys!....... :P
Shattered Wolf > j/k :)
Relnala > lol
Relnala > We try to be good at what we do
Shattered Wolf > So I've noticed
Viridian Onyx > Hey Riot
Riot Star > sup?
Viridian Onyx > Why where you shooting me?
Riot Star > I was?
Viridian Onyx > You did the third most damage
br472267 > lol
Riot Star > no... I had you painted on acident I think
br472267 > friendly fire
Viridian Onyx > ...
Viridian Onyx > Dude, ouch
Kalo Dante > frag the LT, Nam is hell :)
Bezo Maxo > ha I knew we couldnt break your tank alone
Relnala > lol
Shattered Wolf > Oh, that's classic
Shattered Wolf > That is freakin' classic
Shattered Wolf > Riot, you are NOT living this one down
Viridian Onyx > Man, you really hurt my feelings, Riot
Kalo Dante > lol
Shattered Wolf > Riot, 20 lashings, you noob :)
Viridian Onyx > This is so going on OMGRAWR.net
Riot Star > nice trap though. I'll have to write that one down for future use :)
Shattered Wolf > Yeah. I like how you guys had that planned. I'm just like "Ah hell"
Viridian Onyx > That was an excellent trap ^^
Shattered Wolf > I hate you guys!....... :P
Shattered Wolf > j/k :)
Relnala > lol
Relnala > We try to be good at what we do
Shattered Wolf > So I've noticed
Viridian Onyx > Hey Riot
Riot Star > sup?
Viridian Onyx > Why where you shooting me?
Riot Star > I was?
Viridian Onyx > You did the third most damage
br472267 > lol
Riot Star > no... I had you painted on acident I think
br472267 > friendly fire
Viridian Onyx > ...
Viridian Onyx > Dude, ouch
Kalo Dante > frag the LT, Nam is hell :)
Bezo Maxo > ha I knew we couldnt break your tank alone
Relnala > lol
Shattered Wolf > Oh, that's classic
Shattered Wolf > That is freakin' classic
Shattered Wolf > Riot, you are NOT living this one down
Viridian Onyx > Man, you really hurt my feelings, Riot
Kalo Dante > lol
Shattered Wolf > Riot, 20 lashings, you noob :)
Viridian Onyx > This is so going on OMGRAWR.net
T2 Taylor > jesus our alliance is going crazy lol
Havox33 > is Jesus invited?
Havox33 > we cool
T2 Taylor > lol
Ric Adburr > nah that dude is so self-righteous. He never even shoots at the enemy
Ventro69 > lol
Lord AbSynth > who wants a badly shaven mexican anyways
Ventro69 > is that like a half-waxed Brazilian?
Swalesey > someone talking about pubic hair?
Havox33 > is Jesus invited?
Havox33 > we cool
T2 Taylor > lol
Ric Adburr > nah that dude is so self-righteous. He never even shoots at the enemy
Ventro69 > lol
Lord AbSynth > who wants a badly shaven mexican anyways
Ventro69 > is that like a half-waxed Brazilian?
Swalesey > someone talking about pubic hair?
TheDuke2k > hi
Sorofles > Hey!
Sorofles > *just removed a penis from the front page of EveFiles by uploading 7 screenshots of X3 to cover it up* xD
TheDuke2k > indeed
Sorofles > I'm not kidding
TheDuke2k > i know...
Sorofles > xD
Sorofles > How do you know? ;p
TheDuke2k > you dont joke around
Sorofles > Its a bit weird
Sorofles > I was talking to a friend on MSN
Sorofles > got me talking to a friend of hers
Sorofles > he was talking to me on skype
Sorofles > then webcammed me and started masturbating
Sorofles > I was like o.0 Hi!
TheDuke2k > lol
TheDuke2k > wtf moment
Sorofles > So I start telling Drakos some random guy is masturbating on my screen over skype
Drakos Khan > and the rest we can see on the screenshot...
Sorofles > he didn't believe me
Drakos Khan > :P
Sorofles > So I took a screenshot to prove it
Sorofles > and removed all the names and shit
Sorofles > uploaded it to evefiles
Sorofles > then FUCK
Drakos Khan > i didn't think he'd actually upload it to evefiels...
Sorofles > it shows the most recent image uploads on the front page
Drakos Khan > thats why :D
Sorofles > so I'm like SHIT there's a big cock on the front page of Eve Files
Sorofles > even worse
Sorofles > it showed like...well my name and the guys name and Drakos' MSN address and stuff
Sorofles > so I hurriedly brush it out with a rubber and reupload it!
TheDuke2k > fuck moment
Sorofles > now there's TWO cock images
TheDuke2k > lmfao
Sorofles > one with loads of details, and one with all the important details brushed out so you know just where they all are
Sorofles > panic is now setting in
Sorofles > I try to upload 2 images of a foot to cover it up
Sorofles > but the foots don't show up for some reason
Sorofles > so I take a screenshot of X3 and upload it 8 times
Sorofles > and the cocks are gone!
Sorofles > PHEW
TheDuke2k > http://eve-files.com/media/1001/ btw
TheDuke2k > lists all the uploads for this month
Sorofles > Oh...CUNT
Sorofles > Hey!
Sorofles > *just removed a penis from the front page of EveFiles by uploading 7 screenshots of X3 to cover it up* xD
TheDuke2k > indeed
Sorofles > I'm not kidding
TheDuke2k > i know...
Sorofles > xD
Sorofles > How do you know? ;p
TheDuke2k > you dont joke around
Sorofles > Its a bit weird
Sorofles > I was talking to a friend on MSN
Sorofles > got me talking to a friend of hers
Sorofles > he was talking to me on skype
Sorofles > then webcammed me and started masturbating
Sorofles > I was like o.0 Hi!
TheDuke2k > lol
TheDuke2k > wtf moment
Sorofles > So I start telling Drakos some random guy is masturbating on my screen over skype
Drakos Khan > and the rest we can see on the screenshot...
Sorofles > he didn't believe me
Drakos Khan > :P
Sorofles > So I took a screenshot to prove it
Sorofles > and removed all the names and shit
Sorofles > uploaded it to evefiles
Sorofles > then FUCK
Drakos Khan > i didn't think he'd actually upload it to evefiels...
Sorofles > it shows the most recent image uploads on the front page
Drakos Khan > thats why :D
Sorofles > so I'm like SHIT there's a big cock on the front page of Eve Files
Sorofles > even worse
Sorofles > it showed like...well my name and the guys name and Drakos' MSN address and stuff
Sorofles > so I hurriedly brush it out with a rubber and reupload it!
TheDuke2k > fuck moment
Sorofles > now there's TWO cock images
TheDuke2k > lmfao
Sorofles > one with loads of details, and one with all the important details brushed out so you know just where they all are
Sorofles > panic is now setting in
Sorofles > I try to upload 2 images of a foot to cover it up
Sorofles > but the foots don't show up for some reason
Sorofles > so I take a screenshot of X3 and upload it 8 times
Sorofles > and the cocks are gone!
Sorofles > PHEW
TheDuke2k > http://eve-files.com/media/1001/ btw
TheDuke2k > lists all the uploads for this month
Sorofles > Oh...CUNT
LtCol Laurentius > aww my drugs got confiscated :(
LtCol Laurentius > the customs officials scramed and webbed me "for my safety" while demanding that I hand it over lol
Foak > should put it all in a condom and eat it like I do
LtCol Laurentius > the customs officials scramed and webbed me "for my safety" while demanding that I hand it over lol
Foak > should put it all in a condom and eat it like I do
hench_tenet: Fucking caps how do they work
mariusduvall: by getting an early lead and blowing it in the third (lol hockey)
mariusduvall: by getting an early lead and blowing it in the third (lol hockey)