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crack on > Victim: Osama Bin Laden
Corp: Al Queda
Alliance: Al Queda
Faction: ISLAMIC MILITANT
Destroyed: Capsule
System: Pakistan
Security: 0.0
Damage Taken: 439

Involved parties:
Isorath > http://www.whitehouse.gov/live
BeanBagKing > obama is live about osama
drones hurt > thought they were the same?
Baldric Drescher > intense
drones hurt > so whats the tl;dr?
Baldric Drescher > the what?
Isorath > too long didn;t read
BeanBagKing > too long didn't read, the summery
BeanBagKing > and the summery is: Osama's been being a bitch poping our ratters with is covert ops, so we co-opped with the pakastan, got a bubble in position, popped the bubble, lit the cyno, and everyone whored on the killmail
BeanBagKing > US took home the frozen corpse
drones hurt > ahh ok
* Sprak has joined #eve-online
<HellGremlin> :l
<Sprak> HELLO
<HellGremlin> HI
<jaska> MR CAPSLOCK
<Sprak> HOW ARE YOU
<HellGremlin> WELCOME TO INTERNET
<Kusachiho> Hello
<Sprak> THANK YOU
<HellGremlin> HAVE E-COOKIE
* HellGremlin offer E-COOKIE
* Sprak take E-COOKIE
* Sprak COOKIE MONSTER YUM YUM
<HellGremlin> IT GOOD YES?
* ZaKma has joined #eve-online
<Sprak> IT IS DELECTABLE
<HellGremlin> PAY WITH MASTERCARD ONLY!!!!!!!!!!
<Sprak> I HAVE ONLY VISA
<HellGremlin> DEATH SQUAD DISPATCHED
<Sprak> WHO COULD BE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR
<Sprak> WHAT THE FUCK
<HellGremlin> O HI IT IS US DEATH SQUAD
<HellGremlin> WE WILL APPLY YOU DEATH NOW
* Sprak has quit IRC (Quit: FUCK YOU HG DEATHSQUAD)
Zolka Lando : Do these guys drop faction loot?
StonerPhReaK : No, but the players shooting them do.
Suitonia > So I guess we're all moving to Tracking disruptors when Sensor Dampeners get nerfed, and then in 3 months time the community will decide they are over powered despite being fine for 4 years.
Bazman > i'm starting a pirate hauling buisness and i need finances
Bazman > omfg, i'm so saving this convo
anister > you're gonna haul pirates?
Ssieth > lol Hauling pirates?
Seras Martagne > How many pirates can you fit in a can?
Xi Nao > there's nothing wrong with the stability where I am
Jacob Etienne > in station?
Kyoko Sakoda > god, I hate 90% of this country
Kyoko Sakoda > I'd love to live somewhere I could only hate 80% of
Matti Leesonen > move to holland, 20% is underwater
<%cougem> if you can feel wanks but not blowjobs thats weird
<+Asestorian> yeah it's probably because I spent a million years only having my hand
<+Asestorian> and I wank too tight
<+Asestorian> or something
<%cougem> HAHAHA
<+Asestorian> it's like
<+Asestorian> my dick
<%cougem> FUCKING SQUEEZE THAT FUCKER
<+Asestorian> is perfectly tuned
<+Asestorian> for my hand
<+Asestorian> no wait other way round
<%cougem> no
<%cougem> its not perfeclty tuned
<%cougem> YOU HAVE DESTROYED IT
<%cougem> WITH YOUR MASSIVELY TIGHT WANKS
<+Asestorian> OH GOD COUGEM
<+Asestorian> what do I do
<%cougem> cut it off and let it regrow
<+Asestorian> ok cougem ur the dr
Shadow2004 > u now what i dont think this planet much likes america. I mean 2 huricans not long from each other gotta be bad luck
PaND3M0NiUM > idd...
Kurt Cobain > if thats the case, god must have one huge grudge against england, had same shyte weather for how many million years?
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