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LeGlt > Any chance anyone is entering the Warcraft European PvP Arena Tournament?
Verone > I'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty bread knife.
Seborian > that protien pwder has a side effect....let's just say I have found a new use for the cork....
CYBERgNOME > lol
Roxx Wahala > lol
Synthetic Cultist > apparently, there's also a thing, whereby people pay to watch attractive ladies (both clothed and nude) sit on sponge cakes, of various types.
Jinari Otsito > You say that as if that's a weird thing.
Asaruko Reynar > I fell for bait thinking my drones could rip apart a frig that was baiting me. I was wrong. I spent 2 hours webbed playing xbox and watching 1 damage pop up on my screen repeatedly.
Brethgar > hey, hwu am I fighting? cnt type?! fkn drunk. luv u guts :)
Brethgar > drn as fuk srrry
Brethgar > errr rdunnnjk as fucjk
Brethgar > si ttiill g8iiilt sthe sakme o9en. luv u guyys :)
Ariartus > have another :)
Brethgar > wgheeeeeee
Brethgar > andry 7o
Ariartus > sometimes docking is your friend
Shintoko Akahoshi > Don't worry, you won't feel a thing
Davien Kaahtt > Yeah, but there is just something wrong with knowing nooey is buggering a dead me
Nooey > If loving your corpse is wrong
Nooey > I don't wanna be right
Tergazzi > wow my little 200mm autocannon is a bad mother..... doing 30damage :)
Crydol > trying rolling down the window and sneezing, may do more damage
<RangerXT> why do even my dreams mock me
* RangerXT /wrists
<Horionte> what did you dream about mister eckstee?
<RazoR> you get no sex even in dreams?
<RangerXT> well, no
<RangerXT> but
<RangerXT> I get mocked with all the things I want
<Horionte> like sex?
<RangerXT> no
<RazoR> so, you dont want sex?
<Horionte> lol
<RangerXT> well, I do
<RangerXT> but it's with who that I get mocked by
Emeric Jadgoth > wonders how he can lose an entire mp3 collection on just three hand disks
Skiggy > floppys?
Emeric Jadgoth > hard*
LordElfa > you're hard?
LordElfa > Wait a tick, are you hard or floppy, I'm lost
<~Evelgrivion> Oh, and the last 600 meter phallus under construction today
<~Evelgrivion> http://upislam.com/images/41999495922652914838.jpg
<+batolemaeus> so they're basically building a giant cock
<+batolemaeus> *clock
<~Evelgrivion> I see what you did there
<~Evelgrivion> And yes :P
<+batolemaeus> that was actually unintentional :/
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