Louella Dougans > advertising is <i>everywhere</i> in the federation
Lallara Zhuul > you spread a prostitutes buttcheeks and it says' Buy chocolate Cheerios'
Lallara Zhuul > you spread a prostitutes buttcheeks and it says' Buy chocolate Cheerios'
turnschuh > hahah
turnschuh > another domi
Xmodum > asshole
Radeberger > lol damn
Xmodum > Where are you
Radeberger > bs or cruiser?
turnschuh > I dont tell you :p
turnschuh > cruiser
Xmodum > Good, cause I'll just look on the map.
turnschuh > buuuu
Xmodum > Knowing EVE mechanics 4tw.
turnschuh > spying corpmates 4tl
turnschuh > another domi
Xmodum > asshole
Radeberger > lol damn
Xmodum > Where are you
Radeberger > bs or cruiser?
turnschuh > I dont tell you :p
turnschuh > cruiser
Xmodum > Good, cause I'll just look on the map.
turnschuh > buuuu
Xmodum > Knowing EVE mechanics 4tw.
turnschuh > spying corpmates 4tl
EVE System> Channel changed Jita local channel
Tuviahn> I think I installed my cloaking device backwards? Everyone else has disappeared?
Tuviahn> I think I installed my cloaking device backwards? Everyone else has disappeared?
Silthis Jelsuth > Can someone give me any
noob skills?
Ticondrius > uhh...you don't need any skills
to be a noob
Ticondrius > that's whole the idea
Reapo 2 > lol
Silthis Jelsuth > oh HA HA HA
noob skills?
Ticondrius > uhh...you don't need any skills
to be a noob
Ticondrius > that's whole the idea
Reapo 2 > lol
Silthis Jelsuth > oh HA HA HA
Deschenus Maximus > I calculated about 400 DPS at 18 kms
Deschenus Maximus > with the Geddon at least
Deschenus Maximus > Nothing incredible, but not too shabby
Anarine > Yep, but I'm still suffering on lvl2 missions, and there you go soloing BSs :)
Deschenus Maximus > Well, you are an industrialist, aren't you?
Anarine > True :)
Deschenus Maximus > There you go
Deschenus Maximus > Your Industry Level 5 perfectly strikes my Mining 1, wrecking for 100M ISK :-)
Anarine > lol! :D
Deschenus Maximus > with the Geddon at least
Deschenus Maximus > Nothing incredible, but not too shabby
Anarine > Yep, but I'm still suffering on lvl2 missions, and there you go soloing BSs :)
Deschenus Maximus > Well, you are an industrialist, aren't you?
Anarine > True :)
Deschenus Maximus > There you go
Deschenus Maximus > Your Industry Level 5 perfectly strikes my Mining 1, wrecking for 100M ISK :-)
Anarine > lol! :D
Stormking > well you're good at losing ships
Cecilathan > stfu :(
Cecilathan > that's not a nice thing to say :(
Cecilathan > I miss my Prophecy :((((
Cecilathan > all 4 of them
Cecilathan > stfu :(
Cecilathan > that's not a nice thing to say :(
Cecilathan > I miss my Prophecy :((((
Cecilathan > all 4 of them
Karlise Dana > what is that battleship doing to me?
Detrevni > ???
Detrevni > Anyhting it wants
Detrevni > ???
Detrevni > Anyhting it wants
jih chop > I got ganked by SANDMAN corp
jih chop > they neutralized my eyelids!
jih chop > they neutralized my eyelids!
Azia Burgi > just had a strange conversation with my dad
Torat > ...?
Azia Burgi > he wanted to know if the "thingies" on the "wossit" can be zapped to the "doofah"
Torat > what?!?!?!?!
Azia Burgi > then got angry with me when i said i didn't understand
Torat > ...?
Azia Burgi > he wanted to know if the "thingies" on the "wossit" can be zapped to the "doofah"
Torat > what?!?!?!?!
Azia Burgi > then got angry with me when i said i didn't understand
*Character with Kung Fu in his name enters local*
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/