* cyberfail blows the dust off his HP deskjet 500
<Aea> cyberfail blows
<Aea> All I needed to hear
<cyberfail> ehhhhh
<Levin> i read that as All I needed to bear
<Levin> and thought of a giant spider made of bears
<cyberfail> o.0
<Levin> bears vs spiders
<Levin> who wins?
<cyberfail> spider of course
<Levin> unless
<cyberfail> if it's a black widow
<Levin> black widows arent even deadly
<Levin> bears fucking kill people
<Levin> you can shoot a bear in the face
<Levin> and all it will do is get more pissed
<cyberfail> Pathetic: bears
<%Pathetic> Bears fucking kill people.
<Levin> see?
<cyberfail> well gues you were right Levin
<Aea> cyberfail blows
<Aea> All I needed to hear
<cyberfail> ehhhhh
<Levin> i read that as All I needed to bear
<Levin> and thought of a giant spider made of bears
<cyberfail> o.0
<Levin> bears vs spiders
<Levin> who wins?
<cyberfail> spider of course
<Levin> unless
<cyberfail> if it's a black widow
<Levin> black widows arent even deadly
<Levin> bears fucking kill people
<Levin> you can shoot a bear in the face
<Levin> and all it will do is get more pissed
<cyberfail> Pathetic: bears
<%Pathetic> Bears fucking kill people.
<Levin> see?
<cyberfail> well gues you were right Levin
Par'Gellen > 02:04:12 Notify Coreli Guardian Agent has started trying to warp scramble "Wasp II (Wasp II)"
Par'Gellen > OH NOEZ!
Lynx Amurie > OHNOEZ
HavvieG > SOUND TEH ALARUM!
Lynx Amurie > TEH ALARUM IS SOUNDED
Lynx Amurie > WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAMMBULANCE
HavvieG > ITS NOT ENUF! ABANDON SHIP!
Jendryk Epsilon > 0//////
Par'Gellen > /emote panics and soils his space suit.
Par'Gellen > OH NOEZ!
Lynx Amurie > OHNOEZ
HavvieG > SOUND TEH ALARUM!
Lynx Amurie > TEH ALARUM IS SOUNDED
Lynx Amurie > WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAMMBULANCE
HavvieG > ITS NOT ENUF! ABANDON SHIP!
Jendryk Epsilon > 0//////
Par'Gellen > /emote panics and soils his space suit.
<%PrismX> the universe does not fit into a nutshell :(
<niki> PrismX: if we exclude your mom, it does
<%PrismX> o h s n a p
<niki> PrismX: if we exclude your mom, it does
<%PrismX> o h s n a p
Jordon Miles > well probably not... I mean it just doesn't seem prutenant
Kaitou Shiroi > Prutenant: When something is not only necessary but also on topic. See also: Prudent, pertinent.
Jordon Miles > pffff f u kaitou, I like inventing words in my spare time :P
Ford Hakata > I think inventing new words only leads to confuzzlement and misunderstandimations.
Kaitou Shiroi > Prutenant: When something is not only necessary but also on topic. See also: Prudent, pertinent.
Jordon Miles > pffff f u kaitou, I like inventing words in my spare time :P
Ford Hakata > I think inventing new words only leads to confuzzlement and misunderstandimations.
wartzilla> i dont think fire would kill him
wartzilla> much like cockroaches he'll be here after ww3
wartzilla> linking tranny porn
wartzilla> much like cockroaches he'll be here after ww3
wartzilla> linking tranny porn
SatanSarah > valora in tech 2 min bs
Valora > SatanSarah in cerberus!
Irimi Nage > colonel mustard in the conservatory with a lead pipe
SatanSarah > sorry wrong channel
Huma Brightblade > lol
SatanSarah > my bad
Valora > SatanSarah in cerberus!
Irimi Nage > colonel mustard in the conservatory with a lead pipe
SatanSarah > sorry wrong channel
Huma Brightblade > lol
SatanSarah > my bad
Cass Dyson > ive got ships in places I don't remember
Marduk Jerak > nice lol
jih chop > I'm not surprised, I'm sure you find all sorts of interesting things at your high colonic apointments
Marduk Jerak > nice lol
jih chop > I'm not surprised, I'm sure you find all sorts of interesting things at your high colonic apointments
Le Soltueur > hello
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
T'Laar Bok> its a little known fact but if you don't believe in the downtime gods you can keep playing
Azur * thinks that is called the test server :)
Azur * thinks that is called the test server :)
PKlavins > who's bored
Lancelot duLac > is that a mulptiple choice question ?
TarSky > me
PKlavins > ok... take any line from star wars, and replace a word with the word 'sausage' e.g. "The sausage is strong in this one"
Enocm > use the sausage Luke
Lancelot duLac > dont sausage me
Nitrogen92 > May the sausage be with you
PKlavins > "Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s sausage!"
Lancelot duLac > I have 2 sausages :P
Enocm > Luke I am your sausage
Lancelot duLac > Sausage me up, scotty
AUB > lol thats not star wars
Lancelot duLac > i know
Enocm > Move along this is not the sausage you are looking for
Lancelot duLac > dont look at my sausage :P
Lancelot duLac > is that a mulptiple choice question ?
TarSky > me
PKlavins > ok... take any line from star wars, and replace a word with the word 'sausage' e.g. "The sausage is strong in this one"
Enocm > use the sausage Luke
Lancelot duLac > dont sausage me
Nitrogen92 > May the sausage be with you
PKlavins > "Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s sausage!"
Lancelot duLac > I have 2 sausages :P
Enocm > Luke I am your sausage
Lancelot duLac > Sausage me up, scotty
AUB > lol thats not star wars
Lancelot duLac > i know
Enocm > Move along this is not the sausage you are looking for
Lancelot duLac > dont look at my sausage :P