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Papolytic > An icelandic second is about 12 days.
<wizzard66> i still own a thunderbird pyama from around 1970. i cherish it, but my wife wont let me sleep in it anymore :-(((( DONT TELL ANYONE
Kong iverz > hey ive never noticed it but does the planets move in eve?
HydroPrime > they warp to gates sometimes
Dark DeC > abaddons are flown a LOT
Dark DeC > wait, I'm not confusing the FOTM amarr BS right?
Dark DeC > geddons
Herschel Yamamoto > no, it's the abad
Dark DeC > ah ok
Kelsina Dyz > i feel ya, they all look like shiny fallices to me
Herschel Yamamoto > you mean fallacies or phalluses?
Lokitana > phallacious reasoning as caused many a problem for young men throughout history
Dev Corland > Anyway it's 4:30 AM so I'm calling it a night.
Dev Corland > Hafta make sure the 'candy' is ready for the 'kids' 'tommorow'.
cuctbrkr > what do you do if god hates you?
Packtu'sa > Okay, so rain is God crying on us--
Packtu'sa > Therefore acid rain must be God pissing on us--
Tombozo > Are you sure piss is acidic?
ombozo > Urea is a base
Tombozo > And our bloodstream is basic
Packtu'sa > Fine, vomit... I guess...
cuctbrkr > not mine
Packtu'sa > Vomit would have stomache acid
Adam Weishaupt > why are we talking about this
Packtu'sa > Because God is pissing, vomiting, and crying on us at the same
time.
cuctbrkr > we started talking about god and things went straight to the
crapper
Packtu'sa > Indeed
Packtu'sa > Well it started with acid rain...
Packtu'sa > Oh well
cuctbrkr > but seriously god hates me
Korskav > omg dont use that stargate! when i came out of it i was missing a kideny!
Fatwatai > Have you left any belts for me, Khell?
Khellias > /emote coughs.
Khellias > Depends.
Fatwatai > -.-
Khellias > Do you like Veld?
Vizagrim > LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kantress > Theo likes me. Admit it, Theo.
Theo Samaritan > I once had an operation to drain fluid from my left scrotal sack. I had puss coming out of the wound for weeks, and I struggled to walk or sit due to the pain I was in.
Theo Samaritan > And yet
Theo Samaritan > That was much more plesent and enjoyable than you, Kantress.
Ty Frisco > i had made arrangements with amy to meet right after, but of course amy was late.
Amy Homolak > , eat me
Amy Homolak > ty you always come first, a lady is supposed to come late
Augin Soric > amy last i recall over vent you're a dude right?
Amy Homolak > ya i was playing my character, thats about as much as you'll get of role playing from me too
Augin Soric > ah
Augin Soric > 'k cause the creepy alarm was starting to go off
Augin Soric > "It puts the lotion on its skin..."
Amy Homolak > LOL
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