Griffs Shocksky > to be honest, I did have.. 'Other side of the road" experiences with 2 of my male cousins a couple years ago, but it was more like "What's that do? What if I do this?"
Tweety Bird > when i am in siege mode i got 10 mins to take a crap
QTab > /emote wants to spank a rabbie with a porkchop
Blood BathVI > rofl
Blood BathVI > the ultimate torture technique?
QTab > the ultimate "make someone realise their imaginary friend lied to them" technique actually
Blood BathVI > rofl
Blood BathVI > the ultimate torture technique?
QTab > the ultimate "make someone realise their imaginary friend lied to them" technique actually
Chewbaccalee > hrmm i'll give that rating thing a try later after ive gotten a lil beefier ship, since well i am a Noob here :P
Unoriginal Name02 > If you like I could take you out to lowsec and show you the ropes, I'll protect you whilst you shoot stuff
Jarl Nuada > sounds legit
Caldari De Ville > ... or u shoot him while he tries
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Hey now, I'm a nice guy
Jarl Nuada > ignore the 'rape van' written on the side of his ship
Unoriginal Name02 > I would never think of doing such things
Caldari De Ville > -2.7 ?!
grim996 > with -2.5 sec stat
Unoriginal Name02 > Hahaha
Unoriginal Name02 > Damn it's impossible to bait noobs with this sec status
grim996 > rl nice guy
Unoriginal Name02 > :D
Shaddowflight > ask him if he wants some candy while your at it lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Would you like some candy?
Unoriginal Name02 > I promise it will only hurt for a few seconds
Shaddowflight > do wear protection whilst engaging in surprise buttsex :p
Unoriginal Name02 > Nah I am like one of those people who get aids just to spread it around
Unoriginal Name02 > nice and nasty
grim996 > if you gonna be raping might as well give a std while your at it to leave a real treat
Unoriginal Name02 > No doubt
Tarken McWreckage > a lasting gift
Unoriginal Name02 > syphilis and shit
Unoriginal Name02 > mmmmmmm good stuff
Breezy Freezy > Jesus Crhist!
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol so shocked you can't spell?
Breezy Freezy > yeah O_O
Unoriginal Name02 > If thats not a "Welcome to eve" I don't know what is
Unoriginal Name02 > If you like I could take you out to lowsec and show you the ropes, I'll protect you whilst you shoot stuff
Jarl Nuada > sounds legit
Caldari De Ville > ... or u shoot him while he tries
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Hey now, I'm a nice guy
Jarl Nuada > ignore the 'rape van' written on the side of his ship
Unoriginal Name02 > I would never think of doing such things
Caldari De Ville > -2.7 ?!
grim996 > with -2.5 sec stat
Unoriginal Name02 > Hahaha
Unoriginal Name02 > Damn it's impossible to bait noobs with this sec status
grim996 > rl nice guy
Unoriginal Name02 > :D
Shaddowflight > ask him if he wants some candy while your at it lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Would you like some candy?
Unoriginal Name02 > I promise it will only hurt for a few seconds
Shaddowflight > do wear protection whilst engaging in surprise buttsex :p
Unoriginal Name02 > Nah I am like one of those people who get aids just to spread it around
Unoriginal Name02 > nice and nasty
grim996 > if you gonna be raping might as well give a std while your at it to leave a real treat
Unoriginal Name02 > No doubt
Tarken McWreckage > a lasting gift
Unoriginal Name02 > syphilis and shit
Unoriginal Name02 > mmmmmmm good stuff
Breezy Freezy > Jesus Crhist!
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol so shocked you can't spell?
Breezy Freezy > yeah O_O
Unoriginal Name02 > If thats not a "Welcome to eve" I don't know what is
Pah Triac > whoohoo lost 5000 BM's all ready :) 100000 to go :S
Pah Triac > hehe
Argentarius > whee
Argentarius > /emote 's deleting his now
Pah Triac > costly experiance iff they bring it back in :)
Argentarius > yes
Argentarius > i'll hijack a cargo plane and fill it with cow manure and jettison it onto their jq then
Argentarius > hq*
Hellspawn01 > havent you seen the new patch notes for the next patch?
Pah Triac > rofl
Pah Triac > not yet...
Hellspawn01 > Warp to 0 removed because of technical difficulties with star gates
Pah Triac > where ?
Pah Triac > sure...
Pah Triac > /emote carries on removing*
Hellspawn01 > /emote carries on smiling
Pah Triac > hey Hell you have a good clone ?
Pah Triac > course im gonna hammer that smile of ur face
Pah Triac > hehe
Argentarius > whee
Argentarius > /emote 's deleting his now
Pah Triac > costly experiance iff they bring it back in :)
Argentarius > yes
Argentarius > i'll hijack a cargo plane and fill it with cow manure and jettison it onto their jq then
Argentarius > hq*
Hellspawn01 > havent you seen the new patch notes for the next patch?
Pah Triac > rofl
Pah Triac > not yet...
Hellspawn01 > Warp to 0 removed because of technical difficulties with star gates
Pah Triac > where ?
Pah Triac > sure...
Pah Triac > /emote carries on removing*
Hellspawn01 > /emote carries on smiling
Pah Triac > hey Hell you have a good clone ?
Pah Triac > course im gonna hammer that smile of ur face
Tsann [prax]: That terrible feeling when you see 0 ships in your hangar, doublecheck you're in Homesystem, doublecheck you're on the ships tab.
Tsann [prax]: A spiraling instant of WTF
Tsann [prax]: And then you realize you have an errant ' ' in your filter.
Tsann [prax]: A spiraling instant of WTF
Tsann [prax]: And then you realize you have an errant ' ' in your filter.
dibblebill > Is it possible to cut off a man's penis without him bleeding to death while not using anesthesia?
dibblebill > Need to know for RP
dibblebill > Need to know for RP
Twista55 > i need to find an approriate channel to demonstrate turret's syndromes
Sulzer Wartzilla : don't listen to them
Sulzer Wartzilla : one day the phoenix will be awesome with citadel torpedos
Sulzer Wartzilla : you're just ahead of the curve
Sulzer Wartzilla : like nag owners pre-odyssey
neotin_nahrain: probably Sulzer Wartzilla [zebr] is right , nag was updated pretty neatly :)
neotin_nahrain: By removing the citadel torpedo :P
Sulzer Wartzilla : lets not get hung up on details
Sulzer Wartzilla : one day the phoenix will be awesome with citadel torpedos
Sulzer Wartzilla : you're just ahead of the curve
Sulzer Wartzilla : like nag owners pre-odyssey
neotin_nahrain: probably Sulzer Wartzilla [zebr] is right , nag was updated pretty neatly :)
neotin_nahrain: By removing the citadel torpedo :P
Sulzer Wartzilla : lets not get hung up on details
Daakkon > ^_^
Daakkon > you want some britney spears or kylie minogue?
Sochin > britney
Daakkon > you want some britney spears or kylie minogue?
Sochin > britney