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Gangus > speaking of livestock
Gangus > i'm going drinking and cow-tipping tonight
Gangus > cant wait
Pen Khadiji > lol
Auk Monnan > yehaw
Bishop Endarr > lmao
Gangus > we get the cows stoned by blowing bong smoke in their faces, hypnotise them with a torch and then we all give it a good shove
Feeesh > Watch for cow pats and angry farmers...
Bishop Endarr > cow tipping?
Pen Khadiji > get along little dawgy
Bishop Endarr > i have to tried that sometime
Gangus > it's so fuckin funny
Pen Khadiji > bishop, when cows sleep u can run up and push them over
Gangus > seeing 500kg of beef get the smackdown
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > The police charge you for it round these parts...
Gangus > wait
Pen Khadiji > here too
Ilfar > $500 fine and your photo in the paper
Gangus > so, you get fined for tipping cows, but they let you molest sheep?
Gangus > fuckin weird you lot over there
Ilfar > :3
Gangus > photo in paper?
Ilfar > Sheep are people too ^_^
Pen Khadiji > no, same fine.. just cheaper than hookers
Gangus > /emote on plane to NZ
Gangus > i want my photo in the paper for cowtipping
Gangus > would it be front page?
Gangus > i think of myself as more the page 3 type
Retromash > Tip from behind, that'll do it.
Gangus > i could show off my hairy manboobs then
Ilfar > Side on, Retro
Ilfar > NOT from behind
CaptainMabufo > I don;t think they call that tipping
Ilfar > Your arm will disappear up that cow's rear...
CaptainMabufo > from behind
Pen Khadiji > that's scarry gangus
Retromash > It's Gangus' arm, what do I care?
Pen Khadiji > cow dipping
Gangus > lol
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > You only dip sheep
Gangus > :o
Pen Khadiji > not to be mistaken for sheepdip
Gangus > this is so omgrawr'd
Jethro Stonehedge > any minnors out there?
n33k4 > Jethro Stonehedge HI i am a 13 year old girl from California. how may i assist you ?
Ajul Louit > it also doesntc ange the fact that i am more intelagant then u.
Rathroc > uhhh why are you mining veldspar lipot?
JamesHowlett > ...
Lipot > everything else is to far from my can...
Spazz Ytobuck > how should u rig a raven?
FenikSar > with many explosive charges??
Kyp13 > so....
Kyp13 > i'm going to be stuck at a house with a bunch of sophomore girls this friday...and some star wars movies...
Batmonkey > If you start complaining, I will personally hunt you down and murder you.
Kashkavien > my advice, forget the movies
Kyp13 > that's the whole reason everyone is coming though
Kyp13 > either i have a fan club...or they actually want to watch star wars
Batmonkey > They want to activate your light saber.
Kashkavien > feel the force etc
Commander Godsmack > dude i wonder if they like offer free health care and prositutes with that 15.5% tax rate
roboto212 > ummmm the damsiel
Sarayu Wyvern > That'd be an amusing combination of benefits
Sarayu Wyvern > The prostitutes for entertainment, and the healthcare for the resulting STDs
Sarayu Wyvern > Brilliant
Commander Godsmack > its the height of a cicilized society
Commander Godsmack > *civilized
Rekkza > btw
Rekkza > fyi guys
Rekkza > if you ever need to smuggle weed somewhere
Olefina > olefina wants to BUILD
Rekkza > up your bum isnt actually a viable option
Mizarah > LMAO
Rekkza > it makes you incredibly ill
Mizarah > ROFLMAO
Olefina > making sand castles and tearing them down
Rekkza > and throwing up all over customs and then passing out
Rekkza > isn't actually as subtle as you think
Mizarah > xD
Mizarah > damna u rekkza
Rekkza > nor is having some huge black guy remove it from your ass
Rekkza > just saying
Mizarah > i'm lol'ing and every1 in the house is looking at me funny
Rekkza > sorry
Mizarah > saying "it's the drugs" in a soft voice.....
Rekkza > I just thought you should know
Mizarah > thnxs interesting piece of info i'll have in mind
Mizarah > unfortunately.........
Rekkza > it's such a weird sensation
Rekkza > even with the smallest bit of weed up there
Rekkza > once it's out
Rekkza > it feels like you've been gutted or something
Rekkza > you just wanna lie down and cry somewhere
Mizarah > xD
Mizarah > sorry
Mizarah > shouldn't laugh
Rekkza > and crying in an australian holding cell
Mizarah > can't help it thou
Rekkza > it's not reallly practical
Saveforthememory > hey do u guys know where the exit wormhole is cuz i forgot to bookmark it?
Kaylen Vimanis > http://kb.txsi.co.uk/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=920
Kaylen Vimanis > http://kb.txsi.co.uk/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=921
Kaylen Vimanis > helped him home
Kaelali Teran > It's why I like flying a Daredevil, really.
Kaelali Teran > A blaster Daredevil, that is.
Kaelali Teran > It's the balls deep approach to pewpewing. Shove the Daredevil up their exhaust port at terminal velocity, then leave them with friction burns.
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