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Arvald > because the only thing more manly than teddy roosevelt is teddy roosevelt without pants on
AeolusWind > Micard: I don't mind if you ask on topic questions, but mens nipples are not an appropriate topic of conversation for the help channel
ElGuapo > anyhting going on?
ElGuapo > is anyone even reading this?
ElGuapo > why is there an echo in here?
ElGuapo > echo
ElGuapo > echo
ElGuapo > any I just talking to myself?
ElGuapo > no I couldnt be talking to myself only crazy ppl talk to themselves
ElGuapo > surely I am not crazy right?
ElGuapo > ofcourse you arent crazy
ElGuapo > well good thats a relief
ElGuapo > I would hate for something like that to be true
ElGuapo > why would anyone have a reason to call you crazy? just because you talk to yourself?
ElGuapo > but I dont talk to myself do I?
ElGuapo > maybe you do and maybe you dont
ElGuapo > no I know I am talking to somone else
ElGuapo > who is it then?
ElGuapo > how should I know? I am on the internet. There are millions of ppl all logged on
ElGuapo > then name one person
ElGuapo > how should I know their names? Thats one of the nice things about the internet
ElGuapo > you dont sound so sure of yourself there
ElGuapo > ofcourse I am sure what kind of silly question is that?
ElGuapo > well I think I am sure arent I
ElGuapo > you tell yourself whatever helps you to sleep at night
ElGuapo > oh crap maybe I really am going crazy
ElGuapo > hey what is that naga ship doing over there
ElGuapo > he is laughing at me
ElGuapo > STOP LAUGHING AT ME
ElGuapo > if you dont stop I will give you a reason to stop
ElGuapo > ahhh lovely padded room
ElGuapo > all to myself
ElGuapo > no one here to bother me at all
ElGuapo > I just get to sit here hugging myself in this comfy jacket all day lo9ng
* Ebedar increases ElGuapo's medication
Veratus1 > o/ rham didnt c u there
MissBehaviour > this is like a fucking reunion
Veratus1 > lol
MissBehaviour > Blutreiter said he will resub when they do the "Wanking in stations" thing
Rhamnousia > lol
MissBehaviour > and i didnt even think he had a typo
Zendane > Dear lord, I have one of my best miners on a choke chain because he wants to take a T3 ship and annihilate whatever he can :)
Atandros > Sons of bitches.
Jade Constantine > Dogs.
Atandros > Well, it's all the same in the end, isn't it?
Snkl > I assume your the pro? :)
Lara Parthenia > who me? *looks around* not bloody likely.
Lara Parthenia > I am awesome because i have boobs and all, but that doesn't make me pro at "everything". Just most everything.
Alaria Tinburin > Reset VII coolest station ever
Alaria Tinburin > CAUSE IT FUCKING SPINS
Subuotah > bah! Outdated windmill from the middle ages :p
Vorthos > if you try to siege it, can I call you Don Quixote?
Herschel Yamamoto > doubly so in a naglfar - it's always tilting
mush3 > so how do i get to my jc? in torvi?
Tom Rebane > lick my character, stop current skill, click jump cloens, right click on jc you wish to use and slect clone jump
Arwen Ariniel > lick?! o.0
mush3 > thanks but do i have to lick it?
Tom Rebane > yeah its much more efficant
Blutreiter > Sidyin
Blutreiter > o/ sup you old Slavemonger :D
Blutreiter > hm wait, you're not Amarr
Sidyin > sup asshat
Sidyin > and other folks
Blutreiter > ah nothing much
Blutreiter > changing skills
Blutreiter > straining my back trying to lick my balls
Sidyin > funn...
Blutreiter > the usual shit
Sidyin > do what manson did - remove a rib - that makes it work better
Blutreiter > hey i might be playing EVE but my name is not Adam
Sidyin > good point.
Blutreiter > i'd rather take all the spammails up on their offer to increase my penis size to godlike proportions that would make grown stallions weep with shame
Blutreiter > ...oh yes and there's also a lot of very interesting offers on getting breast implants
Blutreiter > i could fondle my dick between tits simply by sitting down and standing up
Blutreiter > now that's evolution for ya
Sidyin > I feel normal now blue
Sidyin > thank you
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