MGrind > hey, how do you close a corporation? i'm going to join a corp but i need to quit mine and i can't seem to as ceo
Par'Gellen > i had to create an alt and make him the ceo of my old corp then delete him
MGrind > ok
MGrind > that's dumb though
Par'Gellen > agreed
Par'Gellen > CCP not so good at doing things the right way
MGrind > i'd say
Par'Gellen > they give it hell though. like a hamster humping a soda can
Par'Gellen > i had to create an alt and make him the ceo of my old corp then delete him
MGrind > ok
MGrind > that's dumb though
Par'Gellen > agreed
Par'Gellen > CCP not so good at doing things the right way
MGrind > i'd say
Par'Gellen > they give it hell though. like a hamster humping a soda can
Skirge> My prophecy flying skills suckz
monev> i only have BC to 4
Skirge> I only have it to 5...
Skirge> Only one more lvl!
monev> yeah your eally have toget most of your skills to 6 to flysomethign realy well
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> Those bastard lvl 6 skills man
Skirge> Takes a year to train
Skirge> for rank 1 skills
Skirge> Thats WITH +5 implants
Skirge> But once you get it, your battlecruisers turn into transformers XD
monev> and they can usde dread lasers, that track at 1rad/s
monev> fire 5 times a second
Skirge> YEAH
Skirge> And they come with a unique lvl 6 ability that allows them to use a doomsday like device
Skirge> But they can use it once per 30 seconds
Skirge> and it never runs out of charges
monev> in the next system over
monev> with no timer warning
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> stealth doomsday
monev> yeah
monev> and it can jump itself without synofields. 30 light years
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can hold AND operate 50 fighter drones
Skirge> AT ONCE
Skirge> But it only has 300 CAP
monev> that recharges 600 a second
Skirge> yes
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has an inherent warp disruption field thing
Skirge> like the heavy dictors
Skirge> And a web range of 200km
Skirge> And a base speed of 1000
monev> 98%
Skirge> Thats before skills are taken into account
Skirge> Oh and people can dock in it
monev> and keep jump cloans there
Skirge> And its constantly in reinforcedmode but only consumes 1stronth per week
monev> the hanger bay is bigenought to hold 4 titans docked
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can create modules without minerals
monev> yeah, just uses corpses
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> biomass
Skirge> And it has a super special ability that it can only use once a week
Skirge> It can crash a node with the push of a button
monev> but only jita
Skirge> But is instantly teleported to the next node over
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has 99% resists across the board
monev> including hull
monev> and hull reppers are 1000% more effective
Skirge> And is immune to warp scram/jam/propulsion jamming/speed web effects
Skirge> And if you dampen it, it recieves a +100% damage bonus
Skirge> And it emits an aura regenerating 1000 shield hit points per second to all ships in gang
Skirge> And that
Skirge> is what you will need
Skirge> to defeat BOB
Skirge> And it will still be difficult >_>
Skirge> lol
monev> yeah. might need 2 of them
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> They will be called Fatherships
monev> PWNbarges
Skirge> lol
monev> i only have BC to 4
Skirge> I only have it to 5...
Skirge> Only one more lvl!
monev> yeah your eally have toget most of your skills to 6 to flysomethign realy well
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> Those bastard lvl 6 skills man
Skirge> Takes a year to train
Skirge> for rank 1 skills
Skirge> Thats WITH +5 implants
Skirge> But once you get it, your battlecruisers turn into transformers XD
monev> and they can usde dread lasers, that track at 1rad/s
monev> fire 5 times a second
Skirge> YEAH
Skirge> And they come with a unique lvl 6 ability that allows them to use a doomsday like device
Skirge> But they can use it once per 30 seconds
Skirge> and it never runs out of charges
monev> in the next system over
monev> with no timer warning
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> stealth doomsday
monev> yeah
monev> and it can jump itself without synofields. 30 light years
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can hold AND operate 50 fighter drones
Skirge> AT ONCE
Skirge> But it only has 300 CAP
monev> that recharges 600 a second
Skirge> yes
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has an inherent warp disruption field thing
Skirge> like the heavy dictors
Skirge> And a web range of 200km
Skirge> And a base speed of 1000
monev> 98%
Skirge> Thats before skills are taken into account
Skirge> Oh and people can dock in it
monev> and keep jump cloans there
Skirge> And its constantly in reinforcedmode but only consumes 1stronth per week
monev> the hanger bay is bigenought to hold 4 titans docked
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can create modules without minerals
monev> yeah, just uses corpses
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> biomass
Skirge> And it has a super special ability that it can only use once a week
Skirge> It can crash a node with the push of a button
monev> but only jita
Skirge> But is instantly teleported to the next node over
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has 99% resists across the board
monev> including hull
monev> and hull reppers are 1000% more effective
Skirge> And is immune to warp scram/jam/propulsion jamming/speed web effects
Skirge> And if you dampen it, it recieves a +100% damage bonus
Skirge> And it emits an aura regenerating 1000 shield hit points per second to all ships in gang
Skirge> And that
Skirge> is what you will need
Skirge> to defeat BOB
Skirge> And it will still be difficult >_>
Skirge> lol
monev> yeah. might need 2 of them
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> They will be called Fatherships
monev> PWNbarges
Skirge> lol
skintsaint > 2006.10.18 03:31 Training of your penis to 5 inches has been completed.
Dravious > hehe
Nevermore > congrats!
Syath > thats ridiculous
Xanion > i got lvl8
skintsaint > took me 28 years for that skill
Nevermore > LOL
Syath > i got advanced penis elongation to lvl 5
Xanion > and each years it getting tiny?
StrykerSG > I think someone has implants :P
Syath > i can use tech II condoms
Xanion > i use t2 women
phalcoon > the glow in the dark ones?
skintsaint > t2 condoms come with free bubble?
phalcoon > no free bubble gum, you know like in baseball cards
LowScan > t2 condoms prevent roids
Dravious > hehe
Nevermore > congrats!
Syath > thats ridiculous
Xanion > i got lvl8
skintsaint > took me 28 years for that skill
Nevermore > LOL
Syath > i got advanced penis elongation to lvl 5
Xanion > and each years it getting tiny?
StrykerSG > I think someone has implants :P
Syath > i can use tech II condoms
Xanion > i use t2 women
phalcoon > the glow in the dark ones?
skintsaint > t2 condoms come with free bubble?
phalcoon > no free bubble gum, you know like in baseball cards
LowScan > t2 condoms prevent roids
Linerra Tedora > if i can get in on it... we might be able to take him out with my cunning plan
Ari Xali > is it as cunning as a fox that has been to cunning university.
Linerra Tedora > actually as cunning as a fox that went to a lemming university
Ari Xali > is it as cunning as a fox that has been to cunning university.
Linerra Tedora > actually as cunning as a fox that went to a lemming university
Pistonbroke > Gotta love eve. There cant be many games where you can make 150 people sit there like tools for an hour with no explanation while abusing them :)
CarmaComa > 17 wt's auga
Suicide Suzy > /emote shuts up
CarmaComa > i keep fucking up my initiative here... shit...
CarmaComa > vaga on just erected from station 3
CarmaComa > wt*
Suicide Suzy > I have such a funny image in my head
CarmaComa > Stop thinking about clowns!!
CarmaComa > This is a dire situation !
Suicide Suzy > You're the one with a fully erected vaga
Suicide Suzy > /emote shuts up
CarmaComa > i keep fucking up my initiative here... shit...
CarmaComa > vaga on just erected from station 3
CarmaComa > wt*
Suicide Suzy > I have such a funny image in my head
CarmaComa > Stop thinking about clowns!!
CarmaComa > This is a dire situation !
Suicide Suzy > You're the one with a fully erected vaga
Daniel Jackson > o btw to tell u that most of the people in the chat i was talking about are gay
Daniel Jackson > just to tell u i am not gay
SSG SPANO > well that was some much needed info there danny
Daniel Jackson > i could invite u to that chasst if u want
Daniel Jackson > chat
Daniel Jackson > just to tell u i am not gay
SSG SPANO > well that was some much needed info there danny
Daniel Jackson > i could invite u to that chasst if u want
Daniel Jackson > chat
SenshiMaru the Nyx is only slightly bigger than a nyx
DoctorBanjo for a moment i thought you were an idiot
SenshiMaru at that exact moment i was.
DoctorBanjo for a moment i thought you were an idiot
SenshiMaru at that exact moment i was.
<Johnson_McCrae> boot mesage
<Johnson_McCrae> "Servers are down, we're working on getting them back up"
<Johnson_McCrae> no DUH!!
<Johnson_McCrae> whats wrong with them, think we dont NOTICE something like that?
<Johnson_McCrae> "Servers are down, we're working on getting them back up"
<Johnson_McCrae> no DUH!!
<Johnson_McCrae> whats wrong with them, think we dont NOTICE something like that?
eagleknight > I am gonna train up skills run missions and let the carebears rot
SGXiphias > ROFLCOPTER
SGXiphias > im gonna leave that one alone...
SGXiphias > ROFLCOPTER
SGXiphias > im gonna leave that one alone...