< offender> can someone help me to commit a bannable offense
<%xiaodown> oh SNAP
< munky9001> irc bannable?
< munky9001> or tq bannable?
<%xiaodown> 23:14 < offender> can someone help me to commit a bannable offense
-!- mode/#eve-online [+b *!*feces@*.mpynet.fi] by xiaodown
-!- offender was kicked from #eve-online by xiaodown [done]
<+Angel_Hun> Winner
< munky9001> lol
< mirlenia> hah
< Spurty-MBP> lol efficient
< AndrewBC> owned.
<%xiaodown> empire of grief people.
<%xiaodown> oh SNAP
< munky9001> irc bannable?
< munky9001> or tq bannable?
<%xiaodown> 23:14 < offender> can someone help me to commit a bannable offense
-!- mode/#eve-online [+b *!*feces@*.mpynet.fi] by xiaodown
-!- offender was kicked from #eve-online by xiaodown [done]
<+Angel_Hun> Winner
< munky9001> lol
< mirlenia> hah
< Spurty-MBP> lol efficient
< AndrewBC> owned.
<%xiaodown> empire of grief people.
Sholto Douglas > That awkward moment when you are at a POS that is offline, and the owner flys past you in a pod :/
Hanamas > NO!
Xmodum > Do it rob!
Naktur > self destructing ship in progress.... RUN AWAY......RUN AWAY
Hawkings SJ > the next person to self destruct is going to be shot!
Xmodum > Do it rob!
Naktur > self destructing ship in progress.... RUN AWAY......RUN AWAY
Hawkings SJ > the next person to self destruct is going to be shot!
[ +[BH]Eolaris ] hi t20
[ @t20 ] DIE !!!!
[ @t20 ] i mean, hi [BH]Eolaris
[ @t20 ] DIE !!!!
[ @t20 ] i mean, hi [BH]Eolaris
Damsel in Distress > someone stole his sweetroll, apparently
Matthew97 > Did kruul touch your sweetrolls to? :P
Damsel in Distress > Yes :D
Matthew97 > Did you scream "yes, yes" out loud as well?
Damsel in Distress > actually yes - how do you know that?
Matthew97 > I heard it while I was shooting the damn station!
Damsel in Distress > oopsie :o
Matthew97 > And you were still screaming in my damn Cargo Hold :@
Damsel in Distress > it wasn't Kruul??? Omg...
Matthew97 > It stinks and is extremly sticky nao :(
Damsel in Distress > hmm - the janitor is sexy too - it's all fine then :)
Matthew97 > Did kruul touch your sweetrolls to? :P
Damsel in Distress > Yes :D
Matthew97 > Did you scream "yes, yes" out loud as well?
Damsel in Distress > actually yes - how do you know that?
Matthew97 > I heard it while I was shooting the damn station!
Damsel in Distress > oopsie :o
Matthew97 > And you were still screaming in my damn Cargo Hold :@
Damsel in Distress > it wasn't Kruul??? Omg...
Matthew97 > It stinks and is extremly sticky nao :(
Damsel in Distress > hmm - the janitor is sexy too - it's all fine then :)
<Barbaro55a> So, just asked my boss for the afternoon off, when he asked why i said "job interview" without thinking, he's just gone fucking mental.
<Barbaro55a> opps
<Barbaro55a> opps
Longmourne > Yay, first blink win!
Cheese Nippels > Congrats
Dario Wall > And you got Harpies with your first win. lol
Longmourne > It's the win that keeps on winning! Oh. Wait...
Cheese Nippels > Congrats
Dario Wall > And you got Harpies with your first win. lol
Longmourne > It's the win that keeps on winning! Oh. Wait...
stonewolf1 > hello all. young padiwan here, looking to learn all about whiskey, women and factional warfare
yhu > stonewolf1 rule number 1
yhu > there are no rules
yhu > stonewolf1 rules number two, STRIVLY FOLLOW RULE NUMBER 1. RULE 3, refer to rules 53-66...
stonewolf1 > thats to many rules to remember
Richard Desorul > always strivly .... never forget
Estella Osoka > first rule of fight club.....
Dante Fachis > only one rule to remember - always carry your 780-page rulebook with you at all times
Dev Reaper > now available in pdf format for your phone
yhu > stonewolf1 rule number 1
yhu > there are no rules
yhu > stonewolf1 rules number two, STRIVLY FOLLOW RULE NUMBER 1. RULE 3, refer to rules 53-66...
stonewolf1 > thats to many rules to remember
Richard Desorul > always strivly .... never forget
Estella Osoka > first rule of fight club.....
Dante Fachis > only one rule to remember - always carry your 780-page rulebook with you at all times
Dev Reaper > now available in pdf format for your phone
Gerald Mitchell > Girl is FBI agent attempting to entrap you.
Kalsoria Tsutola > yo dawg, have a seat right over there
zakeal > only if ur a pedo
Gerald Mitchell > "Hi, I'm a girl and I'm new to this game.. I'm only 14, but I have plenty of nude pictures I'd be willing to send you for over 9000 isk."
kekk00 Pbreak > she says she will show her tits if i send her 1 billion.. should i do it?
Glitch Lampshade > lol
Kalsoria Tsutola > suuuure go ahead
Glitch Lampshade > i bet she doesnt fit in a minor tho
Kalsoria Tsutola > prepare to get v&
Molinator Agnon > what attributes would Cooking fall under? memory and will power?
Kalsoria Tsutola > only in dodixie local.....
Gerald Mitchell > Molinator: Who cares?
Skin Miner > Hmmm
Molinator Agnon > Gerald: I CLEARLY DO.
Skin Miner > I'd say Memory and Perception?
Gerald Mitchell > You going to train it?
Gerald Mitchell > Perception ...
Molinator Agnon > Maybe I will, maybe I won't.
Prismaa > hrr
Gerald Mitchell > Bitch should be able to tell if she's burning my sandwich or not.
Molinator Agnon > Maybe I have a collection of aprons ready.
Gerald Mitchell > And that my sandwich shouldn't be in the oven anyway
Skin Miner > You don't want a toasted sub?
Havegun Willtravel > it's a leadershp skill. you get your slaves and minions to do it for you
kekk00 Pbreak > molinator, nice picture.. you look very serious ;)
Molinator Agnon > I am very serious.
Gerald Mitchell > Internet pixels are serious business.
Molinator Agnon > and so is internet space cooking.
Kalsoria Tsutola > yo dawg, have a seat right over there
zakeal > only if ur a pedo
Gerald Mitchell > "Hi, I'm a girl and I'm new to this game.. I'm only 14, but I have plenty of nude pictures I'd be willing to send you for over 9000 isk."
kekk00 Pbreak > she says she will show her tits if i send her 1 billion.. should i do it?
Glitch Lampshade > lol
Kalsoria Tsutola > suuuure go ahead
Glitch Lampshade > i bet she doesnt fit in a minor tho
Kalsoria Tsutola > prepare to get v&
Molinator Agnon > what attributes would Cooking fall under? memory and will power?
Kalsoria Tsutola > only in dodixie local.....
Gerald Mitchell > Molinator: Who cares?
Skin Miner > Hmmm
Molinator Agnon > Gerald: I CLEARLY DO.
Skin Miner > I'd say Memory and Perception?
Gerald Mitchell > You going to train it?
Gerald Mitchell > Perception ...
Molinator Agnon > Maybe I will, maybe I won't.
Prismaa > hrr
Gerald Mitchell > Bitch should be able to tell if she's burning my sandwich or not.
Molinator Agnon > Maybe I have a collection of aprons ready.
Gerald Mitchell > And that my sandwich shouldn't be in the oven anyway
Skin Miner > You don't want a toasted sub?
Havegun Willtravel > it's a leadershp skill. you get your slaves and minions to do it for you
kekk00 Pbreak > molinator, nice picture.. you look very serious ;)
Molinator Agnon > I am very serious.
Gerald Mitchell > Internet pixels are serious business.
Molinator Agnon > and so is internet space cooking.
[–]Coherent
EVE online is the first MMO I've ever heard of where the highest accomplishment in the game is to fuck someone over so hard that they leave the game entirely and never come back.
[–]maccabeus
Actually it's not.
It's just the first one where the devs encourage it as a goal/profession, and won't compensate your victim.
EVE online is the first MMO I've ever heard of where the highest accomplishment in the game is to fuck someone over so hard that they leave the game entirely and never come back.
[–]maccabeus
Actually it's not.
It's just the first one where the devs encourage it as a goal/profession, and won't compensate your victim.