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GoLeM > whats going on tonight?
Pogy Bait > we killed 1 tempest, 3 caracals and a bb
GoLeM > heard that :)
Pogy Bait > and
Pogy Bait > 05:59:30 combat Your Wrath Cruise Missile I hits Skull HsC [OMEGA], doing 224.3 splash damage.
Your Wrath Cruise Missile I hits Skull HsC [OMEGA], doing 224.3 splash damage.
Pogy Bait > I fuq'd Skull up with splash ;p
GoLeM > WTG!!! you kill him??? :P
Kalahari Wayrest > rofl
Pogy Bait > nah, he lived
GoLeM > damn
Pogy Bait > he was screaming on TS
GoLeM > lol
Pogy Bait > NO MORE MISSILES! NO MORE MISSILES!
Pogy Bait > And I'm thinking....um ok
Pogy Bait > but I have about 20 more already on the way...
Kalahari Wayrest > LOL!
Skull HsC > LOL i was wondering after they said that... "why is pogy still firing??" LOL
Pogy Bait > I turned them off the moment I heard no more missiles
Pogy Bait > but they have flight time
Pogy Bait > And I launch 5 every 9 seconds ;p
<Max_The_Faultless|2> fuck this shitty shit internet...its so shitty
<cory> haha
* cory points and laughs
<Loon> max just figured out that the internet is shitty?
<Loon> but think of all the porn
<cr8r> must be anal
Wardey: How is the fight down south going anyway, changed much over the wekend?
Ocara Nezus: Horrible mate, crabs are taking over.. the rash has sprea.... er...
Ocara Nezus: Oh right...THAT south...

Mineral Chicken > question what do you call a few beers, a couple vicodins, and a muscle relaxer
Jeanette Trebuchet > a good time?
Dumgard > heart attack
Jeanette Trebuchet > Charlie Sheen w/out hookers?
Kazzzi > I like to roleplay in alliance chat, especially when the alliance doesn't realize I'm roleplaying
ASIV TRE > can u give asiv access to ship hanger please need to grab a mam from g-q please cab
Cabadrin > try now
ASIV TRE > nop read only
Cabadrin > try now
ASIV TRE > ope
Cabadrin > ok try again
ASIV TRE > nope
Cabadrin > ok again
ASIV TRE > nope
Cabadrin > ok now
* Cabadrin wonders why he can;t see the names of the hangers
ASIV TRE > nope
ASIV TRE > it would be hanger 1
Cabadrin > try now
ASIV TRE > o/
Cabadrin > finally :p
ASIV TRE > cheers
ASIV TRE > DOH i cant use mammoths lol
Dr Moogle > maps are for the weak
Renosance > thinking is for the weak...
Dr Moogle > real men dont look at the map, they explore until they find what they want
Wolfgang Yip > which is why when man found america they thought it was india
Wolfgang Yip > use the bloody map, lol
Halseth Durn > and you cant blob for weeks on end
Baun > yes, we can
Dahin > everyone send cartiff 1mil plz
Dahin > his son was born :}
Dahin > so he needs isk to gank random people in 0.0 now, he can't mine for it XD
Nirvy > you lost me kal
Nirvy > what is bowel essence?
Kalahari Wayrest > negative indications > positive transformations
Nirvy > and again..you lost me
Kalahari Wayrest > not essence of bowel apparently
Kalahari Wayrest > I'll copy what is says
Kalahari Wayrest > The bowel essence will stop you from being sluggish, blocked, nervous, tence, wound up, anxious, knotted, unsettled, uncomfortble, churning (my favouate) tormented, 'holding on'
Kalahari Wayrest > and make you cleansed, calmed, settled, eased, comforted, relaxed, 'letting go' and released
Nirvy > omg
Nirvy > all my life i have wanted to not be churning and sluggish

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Darkvizier > wtf are you guys talking about?
Kalahari Wayrest > Jan de Vries Combination Flower Essences dark
Kalahari Wayrest > they will change your life
Kalahari Wayrest > and your bowels
Darkvizier > O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > http://www.bioforceshop.co.uk/products/jan_de_vries
Kalahari Wayrest > bowel essence is out of stock :o
Darkvizier > they have "biosnacky" O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > I mean really...they couldn't of come up with a better name than 'bowel essence' for that one...jeeze...nice selling point
Aspen Trezdar > lol
Nirvy > better than Extract of Bowel i guess
Darkvizier > bowel essence... rofl
Nirvy > hmm maybe i could sell my bowell extract..

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Kalahari Wayrest > when I first saw it I thought essence of bowel...£3.99 for essence of bowel...is this even legal...
Kalahari Wayrest > it has a picture of a marigold on it
Nirvy > rofl
Darkvizier > damn
Adrielle Firewalker > dont look at it, it'll give you the runs!
Kalahari Wayrest > can't take the bowel out of the marigold, but you can take the marigold out of the bowel
Nirvy > /emote splurts coffee
Kalahari Wayrest > free delivery guys
Nirvy > im sold
Nirvy > im placeing my order now
Darkvizier > /emotecloses the site
Aspen Trezdar > I wonder if they ship internationally?
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