Pilk > I believe I have discovered how Coke Zero works as a diet drink.
Pilk > The theory is, once you've had some, you'll never again ingest anything in large quantities for fear it'll taste like Coke Zero.
Pilk > The theory is, once you've had some, you'll never again ingest anything in large quantities for fear it'll taste like Coke Zero.
Winters Chill > 9 Titans for the Caldari Corporations
Winters Chill > 7 for the minmatar tribes
Winters Chill > 3 for the Gallente political partys
Winters Chill > And 1 titan made by Bob to rule them all....
Winters Chill > 7 for the minmatar tribes
Winters Chill > 3 for the Gallente political partys
Winters Chill > And 1 titan made by Bob to rule them all....
Scarred forLife > Also, I realized... Revan posting alone is hilarious and awesome... but Jade posting in Revan threads turns my stomach.
Scarred forLife > Revan alone it's sort of like... okay, you know, this is actually an elaborate parody that I can make fun of.
Scarred forLife > But then when Jade chips in it's like... okay... someone not clearly batshit nuts is playing along... and then they start doing their "pillow talk in public" thing.
Scarred forLife > It's like if you went into a business meeting, your boss was sodomizing a retarded midget in bondage gear over the conference table, but he seemed to expect you to carry on the meeting anyway.
Scarred forLife > Like... "zomg... okay... that's horrible, it will forever shape how I think of this, I'll never be able to un-see that... and you're not even embarrased. COULD YOU AT LEAST STOP!?"
Scarred forLife > Revan alone it's sort of like... okay, you know, this is actually an elaborate parody that I can make fun of.
Scarred forLife > But then when Jade chips in it's like... okay... someone not clearly batshit nuts is playing along... and then they start doing their "pillow talk in public" thing.
Scarred forLife > It's like if you went into a business meeting, your boss was sodomizing a retarded midget in bondage gear over the conference table, but he seemed to expect you to carry on the meeting anyway.
Scarred forLife > Like... "zomg... okay... that's horrible, it will forever shape how I think of this, I'll never be able to un-see that... and you're not even embarrased. COULD YOU AT LEAST STOP!?"
Alekzander > jita is a dumpster for morons who spout their crap in local
Johlie > you have my sympaties
Johlie > yeah I hear jita is a wild place
Alekzander > im getting mauled in a back alley of the station atm
Johlie > lol
Alekzander > it hurts quite a bit and the guy is looking at me funny while im typing into my wrist pad and being beat up at the same time
Alekzander > i told him im in the middle of a buisness deal and to do his thing and get it over with
Johlie > lmao
Johlie > he is still not done yet?
Johlie > I see he is a newbie mugger then
Alekzander > nope, now he's taking his pants off, thats my cue to close the data pad and find a chunk of newspaper to put in my mouth to bite down on
Alekzander > man i wish the police would get here faster, they're great outside of a station, but its like lowsec in here... they just dont come
Johlie > you have my sympaties
Johlie > yeah I hear jita is a wild place
Alekzander > im getting mauled in a back alley of the station atm
Johlie > lol
Alekzander > it hurts quite a bit and the guy is looking at me funny while im typing into my wrist pad and being beat up at the same time
Alekzander > i told him im in the middle of a buisness deal and to do his thing and get it over with
Johlie > lmao
Johlie > he is still not done yet?
Johlie > I see he is a newbie mugger then
Alekzander > nope, now he's taking his pants off, thats my cue to close the data pad and find a chunk of newspaper to put in my mouth to bite down on
Alekzander > man i wish the police would get here faster, they're great outside of a station, but its like lowsec in here... they just dont come
inSpirAcy > when Ambulation arrives, you can spend the time mooning your alliance mates
brrandon > how do i get out of my ship
brrandon > so my guy can walk around
Xarranna > you don't
Xylum > you dont to what i know
Mia Fatalis > this isn't enb
Alantor > right click and click eject
Xylum > lol
Xarranna > lol
brrandon > WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE ME DO
brrandon > MY SHIP BLEW UP
Mia Fatalis > ....
Xylum > omg
Mia Fatalis > one born every minute...
Don > rofl
Serihon > what did you think eject would do?
brrandon > eject my pilot!
brrandon > YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE
brrandon > IM GONNA TALK TO A GM
Mia Fatalis > oi, watch it
brrandon > get you BANNED
FeveZ > lol
Xylum > wow....
brrandon > so my guy can walk around
Xarranna > you don't
Xylum > you dont to what i know
Mia Fatalis > this isn't enb
Alantor > right click and click eject
Xylum > lol
Xarranna > lol
brrandon > WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE ME DO
brrandon > MY SHIP BLEW UP
Mia Fatalis > ....
Xylum > omg
Mia Fatalis > one born every minute...
Don > rofl
Serihon > what did you think eject would do?
brrandon > eject my pilot!
brrandon > YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE
brrandon > IM GONNA TALK TO A GM
Mia Fatalis > oi, watch it
brrandon > get you BANNED
FeveZ > lol
Xylum > wow....
Frau Formaggio > "Oh give me a home, where no nanophoons roam, and the beer keeps the hostiles at bay - where seldom is heard '12 Carriers that's absurd!' and the rats grow by 5 mil a day.....OHHHH HOME, Home in deklein..."
Oleandra Shadowjumper > /emote had to switch to hybrid tanking *stupid sansha*
Shaloran Kalior > lololol
Shaloran Kalior > get a proper ship and armour tnk
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no
Augin Soric > /emote tanks hull.
Oleandra Shadowjumper > real men pod tank
Illesa > real men corpse tank :P
Shaloran Kalior > lololol
Shaloran Kalior > get a proper ship and armour tnk
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no
Augin Soric > /emote tanks hull.
Oleandra Shadowjumper > real men pod tank
Illesa > real men corpse tank :P
Discorporation > live rp. meh
Discorporation > too many egos. most of them mine.
Discorporation > too many egos. most of them mine.
<Ehrys> I was rudely awoken by my phone ringing
<Ehrys> only for them to hang up, when i answered it
<Orkki> ehrys: just tell galazar to stop calling to hit on u
<Ehrys> only for them to hang up, when i answered it
<Orkki> ehrys: just tell galazar to stop calling to hit on u