Garand > I made a linux server once. lost interest in women for like 2 weeks. I'll never do that again
Heraios > You losing interest in women is temporary, but women losing interest in YOU is forever.
Heraios > You losing interest in women is temporary, but women losing interest in YOU is forever.
Andreus Ixiris > This is like the tenth time in a row the humans have tried to sell me barrels of gorilla blood
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Clipped Wings > killian -> blasting petri-dishes in a lab hardly constitutes PVP
Killian Darkwater > Clipped: PVP - Player versus Petri-dish
Killian Darkwater > Clipped: PVP - Player versus Petri-dish
Ennergy > pod plz
aLinix > self destruct rocks )
Singularity Z > lol
Singularity Z > maybe he's not emo enough?
aLinix > self destruct rocks )
Singularity Z > lol
Singularity Z > maybe he's not emo enough?
Vicktore Beskor > How much are sister cores?
Kiran Fayede > depends on age
Kiran Fayede > the younger and tighter, the more expensive
Corbin Oski > I'll look
Kiran Fayede > depends on age
Kiran Fayede > the younger and tighter, the more expensive
Corbin Oski > I'll look
Drakma > /emote burns the second (much better appointed) throne that was to be for his queen.
Drakma > fine, I shall rule Esoteria alone
cordy > well hydro offerd somethign hehe
cordy > something*
Hydroponica > /emote batts his eyes. YoooHoooo, over here, Big Boi
cordy > go buy slaves :p
Drakma > /emote shivers at the thought of hydro in a dress
Drakmette > /emote is suprisingly turned on by that very same thought.
cordy > love is in the air everywhere i look around :p
Hydroponica > Ah yes, shivers of excitement, it's to be expected, I am one sexy bitch
cordy > i second that
cordy > :p
Drakma > i think it's your chin Hydro
Drakma > it's very..... jutty
Drakma > fine, I shall rule Esoteria alone
cordy > well hydro offerd somethign hehe
cordy > something*
Hydroponica > /emote batts his eyes. YoooHoooo, over here, Big Boi
cordy > go buy slaves :p
Drakma > /emote shivers at the thought of hydro in a dress
Drakmette > /emote is suprisingly turned on by that very same thought.
cordy > love is in the air everywhere i look around :p
Hydroponica > Ah yes, shivers of excitement, it's to be expected, I am one sexy bitch
cordy > i second that
cordy > :p
Drakma > i think it's your chin Hydro
Drakma > it's very..... jutty
CHEGINKA > тут есть кто нибудь
Invader Zeem > Well, I guess so, but I don't really want a bicycle inserted there...
DisturbdGuy > and i'm sure the duck wouldn't appreciate it either
Invader Zeem > As long as it's not allergic to latex I don't see why not...
DisturbdGuy > what about the fact that rust is involved?
Invader Zeem > Standard for Matari, don't ya think? :P
DisturbdGuy > true enough. duct tape solves that
Invader Zeem > Oh dear, according to the translator I have available, he just swore at us :P
DisturbdGuy > what he say
*looks at bio...more Russian...female pic*
DisturbdGuy > she*? if the picture is accurate...either that or he's fond of drag
Invader Zeem > Well, I guess so, but I don't really want a bicycle inserted there...
DisturbdGuy > and i'm sure the duck wouldn't appreciate it either
Invader Zeem > As long as it's not allergic to latex I don't see why not...
DisturbdGuy > what about the fact that rust is involved?
Invader Zeem > Standard for Matari, don't ya think? :P
DisturbdGuy > true enough. duct tape solves that
Invader Zeem > Oh dear, according to the translator I have available, he just swore at us :P
DisturbdGuy > what he say
*looks at bio...more Russian...female pic*
DisturbdGuy > she*? if the picture is accurate...either that or he's fond of drag
Libeon's Bio > If You're Happy And You Know It - Pod Amarr - If you cannot find Caldari, Pod Amarr - If the Minnie are too frisky - Gallentes are looking shifty - Jovians are too risky, - Pod Amarr.
PKlavins > ...who wants to discuss toast?
Ekon Bor > ME!! o/
PKlavins > ok ill be founding the Cult of Toast, [COT], those who join plz send an entry fee of your choice, once you have joined you will recieve an official Cult of Toast evemail confirming ur entry :P
Ekon Bor > interesting
PKlavins > in the meanwhile, please relate to us your most horrific experience with toast...O.o
Ekon Bor > i burnt mine last night
Laylah > soggy toast
PKlavins > O.o YOU HERETICS!! I COMDEMN YOU TO THE TOASTER OF HELL!!
PKlavins > repent for ur toasty sins while u still can !!
Ekon Bor > what sins?
PKlavins > burning toast O.o
Ekon Bor > riiight, is was the toasters fault not mine
PKlavins > hmm.......apology accepted...you have regained right to enter the Cult of Toast
Ekon Bor > ty
Amy Frost > well the whole gang was toasted
Amy Frost > that was real fun
PKlavins > one does not toast gangs....they jam the toaster O.o
PKlavins > REPENT, TOASTER JAMMER!!
LegilGalad > I think PK has a toast fetish
PKlavins > nope, im just damn bored :D
Laylah > /emote lobs her talkie toaster at pk
Ekon Bor > ME!! o/
PKlavins > ok ill be founding the Cult of Toast, [COT], those who join plz send an entry fee of your choice, once you have joined you will recieve an official Cult of Toast evemail confirming ur entry :P
Ekon Bor > interesting
PKlavins > in the meanwhile, please relate to us your most horrific experience with toast...O.o
Ekon Bor > i burnt mine last night
Laylah > soggy toast
PKlavins > O.o YOU HERETICS!! I COMDEMN YOU TO THE TOASTER OF HELL!!
PKlavins > repent for ur toasty sins while u still can !!
Ekon Bor > what sins?
PKlavins > burning toast O.o
Ekon Bor > riiight, is was the toasters fault not mine
PKlavins > hmm.......apology accepted...you have regained right to enter the Cult of Toast
Ekon Bor > ty
Amy Frost > well the whole gang was toasted
Amy Frost > that was real fun
PKlavins > one does not toast gangs....they jam the toaster O.o
PKlavins > REPENT, TOASTER JAMMER!!
LegilGalad > I think PK has a toast fetish
PKlavins > nope, im just damn bored :D
Laylah > /emote lobs her talkie toaster at pk
Kelly Marie > i wish i could punch my agent in the mouth
Macharion Thelgamor > o.O
Fritz Catacus > apparently CCP is working on that
Kelly Marie > atleast the throat
Reesa Badtouch > lol i know the feeling
Kelly Marie > and scotty, the docking manager, needs a swift kick in the stones
Reesa Badtouch > YES!
Fritz Catacus > yeah, that too
Asmundergunderson > And whoever's in charge of "squeezing" your ship out needs a good kick in the shin too...
Macharion Thelgamor > o.O
Fritz Catacus > apparently CCP is working on that
Kelly Marie > atleast the throat
Reesa Badtouch > lol i know the feeling
Kelly Marie > and scotty, the docking manager, needs a swift kick in the stones
Reesa Badtouch > YES!
Fritz Catacus > yeah, that too
Asmundergunderson > And whoever's in charge of "squeezing" your ship out needs a good kick in the shin too...