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Nova Strikes > anyway hows a Nova sposed to take down three BS i'd like to know
Nova Strikes > maybe two but three :P
Persia > heh
Persia > smash them with your enormous penis! :)
Toshuno Driana > Nice persia
Toshuno Driana > did you pick up one for me? :P
Toshuno Driana > arf :)
Persia > tech 2 :)
* Persia winks and nudges Tosh.
Nova Strikes > lol T2 penis
Bjoir Thorgrin > tech 2 penis??
NeoSphinx > perisa you put on auction that item?
* Nova Strikes lhao*
Nova Strikes > what the T2 penis
Persia > its still not as good as the named ones though
Nova Strikes > sorry sorry im stopping
Persia > Mizuro's modified penis
Bjoir Thorgrin > lol longer range and duration??
Nova Strikes > omg lomao
Persia > rofl
Bjoir Thorgrin > Oh there are named ones, should have known :P
NeoSphinx > lol
NeoSphinx > that's an officer one :P
HAWKEYES > anybody doing any mining
Nova Strikes > no to busy laughing at penis jokes
Bjoir Thorgrin > mining the deepths of bad taste mostly
Kenny Ray > ooooooooh THUNDER! Rolling Thunder!
Kenny Ray > i love it - as long as I don't lose electricity or Internet connectivity
Kenny Ray > my poor cat is afraid of every little noise - thunder is the end of the world to her
Danastarim > poor cat :(
Kenny Ray > yesterday, I was in one room, and my wife was in another. the cat came skulking through the room she was in. I blew my nose in the other room. my wife burst out laughing. she said the cat jumped staight up and flipped around in the air.
Kenny Ray > you would think the poor thing was abused - but she is pampered too much if anything
Tobin Shalim > i've seen it happen with our cat
Tobin Shalim > it's the damndest thing. how do they flip with nothing to push against with which to flip?
Kenny Ray > the tail and the air - they use it like a rudder - so I hear
Kenny Ray > and I'm sure their initial inertia has something to do with it
Rokkit Kween > nah, they twist their spine so that they can see where they're landing and put their front feet down first, then flip their arse.
Kenny Ray > I thought the poor thing was going blind - the way she would move slowly toward something and touch it with her paw... but then she spots the smallest little thing on the wall and jumps for it
Kenny Ray > no doubt she sees the world very differently from me though.
Kenny Ray > I wonder if she sees ghosts, sometimes.
Rokkit Kween > yes, everything is prey
Rokkit Kween > feet, hands, bits of fluff, string, everything
Tobin Shalim > my precious dangling bits :(
Tobin Shalim > oh, i won't even go into THAT story
Rokkit Kween > ouch.
Tobin Shalim > just use your imagination
Tobin Shalim > of course, it was kinda my fault since i was flapping them in her face, but i digress
Azia Burgi > wait... you were teabagging your cat?
<Galazar> if i pointed my coaxal cable out of my window...
<Galazar> would you be able to download my snow?
<Sabaoth> lmao
Al Hacko > oh yeah, roles
Al Hacko > everyone can be director, whatever that entails over not being one >.>
Abassis > woot
Abassis > give us director and I'll work on titles :D
Abassis > or we can
Abassis > as a communitah
Weage Shalzeth > communitah o/
Al Hacko > if you have director, can you re-title corpies?
Weage Shalzeth > yup
* Al Hacko rethinks lax approach
Emperor Napoleon > maybe during downtime ill make little eve flipbooks with notebook paper where i own a fleet of fzn all by myself over and over
Emperor Napoleon > then flip through them and pretend im online
Emperor Napoleon > and drop them every now & then to simulate a ctd
Horatio Nately > dammn macros
Kollin > so if someone is stealing my cargo can I shoot them legally?
Jack Creme > yeah
Jack Creme > but they gotta be flagged
Jack Creme > to you
JOSSUA TORPUS > you have 14 min to shoot them
Kollin > flashing red in the overview?
Jack Creme > yeah
nospcghst > red blinking means the are flaged (if i didn't change the setup of it)
JOSSUA TORPUS > one steal mineral all the day on the belt .... ... i forgot his name ... but it's always the same guy
* Yasujiro Kaibara whistles innocently.
JOSSUA TORPUS > yes :)
Comnena > why does this stupid agent always offer me charisma implants
Nekora > because he thinks your attitude sucks?
Ubercado > Hey baby I'm like a Celestis, I can make you damp from across the room
Bong Ra > HEY!
Bong Ra > I'm friendly ffs!!!
Zatho > im not
Cygnet Lythanea> So who all has the WoW plague swept up?
EvergreenWings> People here are there.
Cygnet Lythanea> Tell them that if they don't stop it right now, the big bad CEO will crack her whip and have them mining for veldspar for the rest of their unnaturally short lives.
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