DONKEY PUNCH187 > shit
Talasan > how many times have you been donkey punched?
DONKEY PUNCH187 > thats a personal question
Atariss > rofl
Talasan > how many times have you been donkey punched?
DONKEY PUNCH187 > thats a personal question
Atariss > rofl
From a random passerby's bio:
Mmmmm. Yes. You may now all live in fear of me.
Level 5 in frog herding. Thats right. Gives me a 20% bonus when rounding up amphibians.
Now I can begin learning Toad branding.
I do have one good skill. Level 5 in Tai Kwan Do.
I could kick an opponent's sorry ass and break every peice of wood that insults me with contemptious ease.
The problem is that most of my opponents in this game are at least 5 kilometers away and are armed with a heavy laser weapon of some sort. And wood is difficult to find on a high tech ship made of futuristic metals.
I told the last guy who popped my pod while I was mining how good I am at ancient martial arts. He was very impressed at my "frozen corpse" martial arts combat stance as he rolled on by and picked at the fragmented pieces of my shattered mining ship.
I guess that's something to do with the fact that most Player killers are like Michael Jackson, They moonwalk and molest miners a lot.
Mmmmm. Yes. You may now all live in fear of me.
Level 5 in frog herding. Thats right. Gives me a 20% bonus when rounding up amphibians.
Now I can begin learning Toad branding.
I do have one good skill. Level 5 in Tai Kwan Do.
I could kick an opponent's sorry ass and break every peice of wood that insults me with contemptious ease.
The problem is that most of my opponents in this game are at least 5 kilometers away and are armed with a heavy laser weapon of some sort. And wood is difficult to find on a high tech ship made of futuristic metals.
I told the last guy who popped my pod while I was mining how good I am at ancient martial arts. He was very impressed at my "frozen corpse" martial arts combat stance as he rolled on by and picked at the fragmented pieces of my shattered mining ship.
I guess that's something to do with the fact that most Player killers are like Michael Jackson, They moonwalk and molest miners a lot.
Nikoli Morgan > Hulk sounds kinda fun
Jon Taggart > Hulk is like a pinata. You hit it and stuff falls out
Nytoxias > Jon, it's more like Pinata with candy and a small child inside. You hit it, candy falls out and the child falls out screaming as well. And if the child doesn't get away in time for the parent to show up and shoot you, you can beat it to death! =D
Zen Naari > Nyt, what in the name of god goes on in your head?
Nytoxias > Umm... stuff.
Jon Taggart > Hulk is like a pinata. You hit it and stuff falls out
Nytoxias > Jon, it's more like Pinata with candy and a small child inside. You hit it, candy falls out and the child falls out screaming as well. And if the child doesn't get away in time for the parent to show up and shoot you, you can beat it to death! =D
Zen Naari > Nyt, what in the name of god goes on in your head?
Nytoxias > Umm... stuff.
fobob > anyone have small proj ammo around
StarConquer212 > am going to dodix now fobob
fobob > lol i brought guns but no ammo for them
StarConquer212 > =(
Mikami Yamagachi > /emote claps
Onyxalia La'fiette > fobob is so hardcore, he just stares his victims down
Onyxalia La'fiette > fuck ammo
Mikami Yamagachi > o no
Mikami Yamagachi > He shoots space dust
Onyxalia La'fiette > he fires unicorns shitting rainbows
Onyxalia La'fiette > thats what
fobob > i shoot space blanks
Onyxalia La'fiette > >_> ok so your ship is impotent...
Onyxalia La'fiette > here i was tryin to give you props and youre all "naw man i got nothin...."
StarConquer212 > am going to dodix now fobob
fobob > lol i brought guns but no ammo for them
StarConquer212 > =(
Mikami Yamagachi > /emote claps
Onyxalia La'fiette > fobob is so hardcore, he just stares his victims down
Onyxalia La'fiette > fuck ammo
Mikami Yamagachi > o no
Mikami Yamagachi > He shoots space dust
Onyxalia La'fiette > he fires unicorns shitting rainbows
Onyxalia La'fiette > thats what
fobob > i shoot space blanks
Onyxalia La'fiette > >_> ok so your ship is impotent...
Onyxalia La'fiette > here i was tryin to give you props and youre all "naw man i got nothin...."
H4x14N > if you need pew pew, go shoot off a load into one of the books there that don't belong ot you
H4x14N > and jsut imagine the expresion on someones face when they see the pages stuck together
H4x14N > same as blowing up someones ship...
H4x14N > almost...
Si'ren > library pvp.. i dig it
H4x14N > and jsut imagine the expresion on someones face when they see the pages stuck together
H4x14N > same as blowing up someones ship...
H4x14N > almost...
Si'ren > library pvp.. i dig it
(CzarVilinous) MAN SEX!
(eskalin) ewww
(eskalin) fag
(svett) there is no love quite like manlove
(Blocko) I have lots of man and lots of love
(Dobbs) there's no love like DobbsLove(TM)
(Hectic) I fully endorse this product and/or service.
(eskalin) ewww
(eskalin) fag
(svett) there is no love quite like manlove
(Blocko) I have lots of man and lots of love
(Dobbs) there's no love like DobbsLove(TM)
(Hectic) I fully endorse this product and/or service.
Minerva Vulcan > CCP's Boohoo Blaster II perfectly strikes Hypatia Iola, wrecking for 1602 lavender scented tears.
Kartharos Klaw > good god man, how do you expect us to trust you ever again as our leader when you so stubbornly refuse to conform to racial stereotypes?
Pushtan > LMFAO!
Pushtan > LMFAO!
<@neb|drunk> - #4 No public or private channels that trade in warez or sexually related content
< Coaster> okay, okay :P
< Coaster> I get the point
< Coaster> albeit, this channel breaks the latter rule on a daily basis...... :P
* Kurenin|out anally rapes neb|drunk
<@neb|drunk> ouch :/
< Kurenin|out> :(
<@HellGremlin> Silly. Everyone knows Auroras have no rectums.
< Kurenin|out> oh?
* neb|drunk hugs his JD
<@HellGremlin> Yeah, their diet is comprised mostly of whiskey, which evaporates, and fairy dust which is magical and
therefore does not need to be excreted.
< Daakkon> shit comes out of their mouth
< Daakkon> ^_^
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<@HellGremlin> The polite term is "events"
< Coaster> okay, okay :P
< Coaster> I get the point
< Coaster> albeit, this channel breaks the latter rule on a daily basis...... :P
* Kurenin|out anally rapes neb|drunk
<@neb|drunk> ouch :/
< Kurenin|out> :(
<@HellGremlin> Silly. Everyone knows Auroras have no rectums.
< Kurenin|out> oh?
* neb|drunk hugs his JD
<@HellGremlin> Yeah, their diet is comprised mostly of whiskey, which evaporates, and fairy dust which is magical and
therefore does not need to be excreted.
< Daakkon> shit comes out of their mouth
< Daakkon> ^_^
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<@HellGremlin> The polite term is "events"
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Mackenzie Macabre > isk sellers? in MY LOCAL?
Zeon Mackie > its more likely than you think.
Mackenzie Macabre > isk sellers? in MY LOCAL?
Zeon Mackie > its more likely than you think.