CannibalOx > i would pod my own mother for a stack of jamican porn
CorvairKid > amy winehouse dead at 27 OD
Roberik Manders > which is why she should have gone to rehab.....
Crefakis > she said no, no, no
Roberik Manders > which is why she should have gone to rehab.....
Crefakis > she said no, no, no
mirel yirrin > For the Record: Masturbating with a Screwdriver is VERY VERY Painful.
Gehen Sealbreaker > Poor guy - arrested for "non usage of a condom".
Darranibal Colpia > Yah thats like the dodgiest interpretation of sexual assault in existance.
Gehen Sealbreaker > :(
Darranibal Colpia > Its actually to Julian Assange's credit that thats the worst dirt that they could dig up, that he twice didnt use a condom. And half the world goes "Bollocks i've done that.. " and the other half goes "Damn so I was born in the midst of a criminal conspiracy?"
Gehen Sealbreaker > lol yeah, it's quite amazing indeed, although not surprising.
Darranibal Colpia > Yah America scraping the barrel again, or indeed, the condom.
Darranibal Colpia > Yah thats like the dodgiest interpretation of sexual assault in existance.
Gehen Sealbreaker > :(
Darranibal Colpia > Its actually to Julian Assange's credit that thats the worst dirt that they could dig up, that he twice didnt use a condom. And half the world goes "Bollocks i've done that.. " and the other half goes "Damn so I was born in the midst of a criminal conspiracy?"
Gehen Sealbreaker > lol yeah, it's quite amazing indeed, although not surprising.
Darranibal Colpia > Yah America scraping the barrel again, or indeed, the condom.
Fur Saken > i feel like losing a rifter now
Frank Horrigan > I see the subliminal messaging is paying off
Frank Horrigan > I see the subliminal messaging is paying off
Packtu'sa > Highsec mining is relaxing - put on some soft music, relax...
Packtu'sa > Oh look, you've got some ore to drag into a jetcan.
Packtu'sa > Now you've got another 2 minutes and 59 seconds to go fap.
Herschel Yamamoto > So you're saying that all highsec miners are premature ejaculators?
Packtu'sa > Oh look, you've got some ore to drag into a jetcan.
Packtu'sa > Now you've got another 2 minutes and 59 seconds to go fap.
Herschel Yamamoto > So you're saying that all highsec miners are premature ejaculators?
fahman dude > ohh, I have ultimate plan - gonna orbit HS at hi speed until he gets sick and has to puke, in this moment I bump him into sun
fahman dude > whatdoya say, sounds feasible?
Hellspawn01 > sounds like the a-team, just a better plan
fahman dude > whatdoya say, sounds feasible?
Hellspawn01 > sounds like the a-team, just a better plan
Geno110 > i was 15 when i started eve
Dominion Marquis > awww a baby
Geno110 > im 18 now
Dominion Marquis > legal fag now
Dominion Marquis > so ur balls have dropped by now right?
Geno110 > ofc they r in ur mouth atm arent they?
Dominion Marquis > awww a baby
Geno110 > im 18 now
Dominion Marquis > legal fag now
Dominion Marquis > so ur balls have dropped by now right?
Geno110 > ofc they r in ur mouth atm arent they?
dropZZone > hey fuck you im with a girl whos like that all the time and expects me too be like that so i am too get sex
Karadion > wait
Karadion > she likes pegging you?
Selena05 > she xpects u to be in a sundress
Selena05 > wow
Selena05 > sure she a girl
dropZZone > lol im sure
Selena05 > still not denying the sundress
Selena05 > sure ur a guy
dropZZone > nope
Karadion > wow you didn't deny the pegging
Karadion > wait
Karadion > she likes pegging you?
Selena05 > she xpects u to be in a sundress
Selena05 > wow
Selena05 > sure she a girl
dropZZone > lol im sure
Selena05 > still not denying the sundress
Selena05 > sure ur a guy
dropZZone > nope
Karadion > wow you didn't deny the pegging
<hippoking> fucking hell, I never thought I'd find it this hard to be mean to someone
<hippoking> it's be like kicking a retarded puppy
<hippoking> I'm turning into doctor fucking phil
<hippoking> screw this, I'm going to go pod someone who doesn't deserve it
<hippoking> and then laugh
<hippoking> it's be like kicking a retarded puppy
<hippoking> I'm turning into doctor fucking phil
<hippoking> screw this, I'm going to go pod someone who doesn't deserve it
<hippoking> and then laugh