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Tinglestaff > Yep.
Azia Burgi > i'm curious...
Morat Starhopper > 19 mins for l1 here
Azia Burgi > does your staff actually tingle?
Tinglestaff > Oh...um...that. Well, it's a LONG story <pun>...
* Morat Starhopper looks at Azia askance
Morat Starhopper > some chat up line Azia :P
Silas Novacejk > hehe
Tinglestaff > Acutally... I'm a Friar.
Azia Burgi > /emote looks all innocent
Morat Starhopper > lols yes
Azia Burgi > i see
MrShooter > I wonder... If you had a cargohold full of tribbles and went into lowsec or 0.0, would anyone want to shoot you? Or would it be too cruel?
Azia Burgi > and friar's staffs tingle?
Tinglestaff > Staff wepon and all. :) A legacy name from, you guessed it, DAOC
Azia Burgi > ...
Tinglestaff > Heh heh... I don't think I like where this is going. :)
Morat Starhopper > just dont let aZIA catch you alone
* Azia Burgi maintains her innocent look
Tinglestaff > <looks around nervously>
* Morat Starhopper hands azia an emmy
Tinglestaff > <checks the locks on the door>
Azia Burgi > i heard they had ointment for tingle staff
Morat Starhopper > ols
Morat Starhopper > lols
Tinglestaff > I knew this would spiral out of control. :)
Azia Burgi > he isn't coming near me if his staff tingles
Morat Starhopper > Nurse Azia ....
Azia Burgi > piss
Azia Burgi > off
Morat Starhopper > :P
<Urban_Mongral> and it will be totally out of date soon when people stop using 7331
<Urban_Mongral> errrr.....i mean 1337
<RinnyWee> 7331?
<RinnyWee> hahaha
<RinnyWee> lmao
<Urban_Mongral> 7331 must be the exact opposite of leet
<Urban_Mongral> like hacking your own computer
<Urban_Mongral> or loosing a CS game to a troop of girl scouts
LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
Zaffm > I cant believe keith ledger won the oscar for best supporting actor, I saw the black night and he was the worst riddler I ever seen, jack nicklaus was way better and he is a golf legend
Mateer Boshette > Below -2 = not in 1.0 sec systems<br>Below -2.5 = not in 0.9 <br>Below -3 = not in 0.8 <br>Below -3.5 = not in 0.7 <br>Below -4 = not in 0.6 <br>Below -4.5 = not in 0.5
Primelynx > nice one mateer,numbers never lie unless its statistics :)
Compleeter > 62% of all statistics are made up on the spot
lepster101 > 94%!
Monev TheGale > 75%
Compleeter > 46% damnit
lepster101 > pfff clearly it's 80...
Backtosh Redclaw > 38.2343523465677846%!!
Crazie Joe > 80% of people believe statistics are made up and the other 25% couldnt give a rats ass
Kelligan > 66%- ooops - 99%
Amberwolf > if i'm 90% right most the time, who cares about the other 3%?
<nickky01> someday comes in today
<nickky01> and goes
<nickky01> "i need a mousepad that will work for dells"
<nickky01> :|
<nickky01> she was covered in cat hair and smelled like smoke so i showed her one with pandas and i was like here you go
<nickky01> compatable with dells but not vista :D
SghnDubh:
We don't live in countries anymore, financially, but share a planet. Financial institutions still seem to miss this fact. And i would add, governments too.
MrCue:
its quite true
MrCue:
we have physical borders, but in the age of the internet, they don't really mean too much and, given the mathmatical probability of life existing in the universe, one day, we will have to unite as a planet or we will be conquered
SghnDubh:
i hope the invaders bring cookies
<Nerd> you have no rights in the USA
<Galazar> i've said it before
<Galazar> mr fbi
<Galazar> given the chance
<MrJake> FBI can eat my shit for breakfast
<Galazar> i'd kill the president
<Nerd> we lost it
<MrJake> they cant do shit to me here :)
<Galazar> nor moi
<Nerd> freedom's are gone
* Galazar has the protection of a sea
<Tara> lol
<Galazar> cause ur america
<Nerd> i feel sad
<Galazar> u traded ur freedom for MacDonalds
OzaLoni > careful - mate rapiers are very good popping ceptors
Tamora > i got rapier'd the other day
Tamora > i still cant sit down properly
Tamora > boom boom tish
Wardani > I have one of those flintstone's spaceships where you have to stick your arms out into space and flap really fucking hard
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