RUBAlX > who would want hairy balls in their mouth?
Theo Samaritan > kantress
Theo Samaritan > it's a furry
Kantress > I bet gods have really hairy balls.
Kantress > Bet, rather.
Sar Hadariel > u know shes dedicated when she has dingleberries in her teeth
Jihadamon > true dat
Kantress > Ewwwww.
Sar Hadariel > i made kantress Ewwwwwww, ftw
Theo Samaritan > Kantress
Theo Samaritan > when are you going to join a corp
Kantress > It's not that hard to gross me out.
Theo Samaritan > or the millitary
Kantress > Never.
Kantress > You will never get rid of me./
Little Nightmare > Kant should enlist
Little Nightmare > IRL
Theo Samaritan > or get drafted
Kantress > We don't draft in the USA.
Kantress > And my flaming bisexuality would kinda get me kicked out, anyway.
Theo Samaritan > but I can see him running to the enemy in a fursuit, pulling the pin on a grenade and yelling YIFF IN HELL, NORMALFAG
Theo Samaritan > kantress
Theo Samaritan > it's a furry
Kantress > I bet gods have really hairy balls.
Kantress > Bet, rather.
Sar Hadariel > u know shes dedicated when she has dingleberries in her teeth
Jihadamon > true dat
Kantress > Ewwwww.
Sar Hadariel > i made kantress Ewwwwwww, ftw
Theo Samaritan > Kantress
Theo Samaritan > when are you going to join a corp
Kantress > It's not that hard to gross me out.
Theo Samaritan > or the millitary
Kantress > Never.
Kantress > You will never get rid of me./
Little Nightmare > Kant should enlist
Little Nightmare > IRL
Theo Samaritan > or get drafted
Kantress > We don't draft in the USA.
Kantress > And my flaming bisexuality would kinda get me kicked out, anyway.
Theo Samaritan > but I can see him running to the enemy in a fursuit, pulling the pin on a grenade and yelling YIFF IN HELL, NORMALFAG
<Leitari> omg
<Leitari> king kong is long
<Leitari> ^^
<Leitari> my ass hurts
<Leitari> wait
<Leitari> that didnt sound right
<Leitari> king kong is long
<Leitari> ^^
<Leitari> my ass hurts
<Leitari> wait
<Leitari> that didnt sound right
Eilof > hey jih, want to find a plex?
jih chop > sry no fun for me today
jih chop > I'm at my sisters
Auredol > sadness
Eilof > aww
Eilof > get her on the game too and lets rock something!
jih chop > lol, it's too complex for her
Eilof > harsh
dysje > lol
dysje > well this game is too complex for many people :p
dysje > like most of my family..
jih chop > not like it's too hard to understand, just to hard for them to enjoy
Eilof > lol
jih chop > nongeeks are annoying
jih chop > "norms" suk
Eilof > how i describe it to my friends is that they will NOT like it for the first little bit
Eilof > but if they stick through it the could end up loving it
jih chop > besides - she's a WOWer
jih chop > I don't want her coming in here leaving her friggin pixie dust everywhere
jih chop > that stuff is a bitch to get out of the pod
jih chop > sry no fun for me today
jih chop > I'm at my sisters
Auredol > sadness
Eilof > aww
Eilof > get her on the game too and lets rock something!
jih chop > lol, it's too complex for her
Eilof > harsh
dysje > lol
dysje > well this game is too complex for many people :p
dysje > like most of my family..
jih chop > not like it's too hard to understand, just to hard for them to enjoy
Eilof > lol
jih chop > nongeeks are annoying
jih chop > "norms" suk
Eilof > how i describe it to my friends is that they will NOT like it for the first little bit
Eilof > but if they stick through it the could end up loving it
jih chop > besides - she's a WOWer
jih chop > I don't want her coming in here leaving her friggin pixie dust everywhere
jih chop > that stuff is a bitch to get out of the pod
<Larg_Kellein> Your night is a hell of a lot better than mine :p
<cr8r> maybe i'll top the night off by surprising the girlfriend
<Larg_Kellein> contrasting life stories being relayed through internet relay chat tonight... On a very special episode of Blossom
<cr8r> the only one to ever bone blossom was sheldon
<Larg_Kellein> Well, she probably intimidated everyone else... considering her nose was a bigger appendage than their cocks could ever hope to be
<cr8r> true
<cr8r> but think of how it would caress your sack during a 69
<Larg_Kellein> frankly, I'm more concerned with it unintentionally cornholing me
<cr8r> maybe i'll top the night off by surprising the girlfriend
<Larg_Kellein> contrasting life stories being relayed through internet relay chat tonight... On a very special episode of Blossom
<cr8r> the only one to ever bone blossom was sheldon
<Larg_Kellein> Well, she probably intimidated everyone else... considering her nose was a bigger appendage than their cocks could ever hope to be
<cr8r> true
<cr8r> but think of how it would caress your sack during a 69
<Larg_Kellein> frankly, I'm more concerned with it unintentionally cornholing me
Entity > my uncle is older than 45 and I'd do him any time of the week :P
Entity > he's cute ^.^
Entity > he's cute ^.^
CyberEast > when life gives you arseholes, stick things in them...
* +ToxicFire sits ulviirala down at pc with a copy of wow and sits back to see what happens
* +Ulviirala installs mIRC, joins #eve-chaos and starts downloading the EVE client.
<+Ulviirala> does the copy include a game time card for wow?
* +Ulviirala hands the copy of wow with the possibly included game time card as a present to his girlfriend and receives hugs, kisses and some sex.
<+Ulviirala> dealt with it properly
* +Ulviirala installs mIRC, joins #eve-chaos and starts downloading the EVE client.
<+Ulviirala> does the copy include a game time card for wow?
* +Ulviirala hands the copy of wow with the possibly included game time card as a present to his girlfriend and receives hugs, kisses and some sex.
<+Ulviirala> dealt with it properly
BeelzaBuddha > WTS my heart to proper customer.....500mil
SharpMango > rifter has scan resolutions of 660mm, mael 90
Tainted Avenger > dont quote me, but i think its faster locks the higher ur own res
Kbobiller > well my crow has a res of 860 and it locks as fast as a rat up a drainpipe so you could be on the money there TA
Tainted Avenger > tho there are other factors that are involved im sure
Tainted Avenger > i would bet range would also play a factor
SharpMango > a rat up a drainpipe?
SharpMango > rats dont slip?
Kbobiller > yup. theres nothing quicker
Tainted Avenger > mice might, but not a rat
Kbobiller > except shit off a shovel
Tainted Avenger > lol
SharpMango > i was just imagining a rat being like bambi on ice trying to get up my greasy drainpipe
SharpMango > =|
SharpMango > that wasnt sexual innuendo
Tainted Avenger > lol is that what u call that hole Mr. Baldwin?
SharpMango > lol
SharpMango > lets move on
Tainted Avenger > HAHA
Tainted Avenger > owned
Tainted Avenger > dont quote me, but i think its faster locks the higher ur own res
Kbobiller > well my crow has a res of 860 and it locks as fast as a rat up a drainpipe so you could be on the money there TA
Tainted Avenger > tho there are other factors that are involved im sure
Tainted Avenger > i would bet range would also play a factor
SharpMango > a rat up a drainpipe?
SharpMango > rats dont slip?
Kbobiller > yup. theres nothing quicker
Tainted Avenger > mice might, but not a rat
Kbobiller > except shit off a shovel
Tainted Avenger > lol
SharpMango > i was just imagining a rat being like bambi on ice trying to get up my greasy drainpipe
SharpMango > =|
SharpMango > that wasnt sexual innuendo
Tainted Avenger > lol is that what u call that hole Mr. Baldwin?
SharpMango > lol
SharpMango > lets move on
Tainted Avenger > HAHA
Tainted Avenger > owned
SerraTsunami> Khellias is completely mistaken. It is neither a firework or a drink. I named my ship the Silver Fuzzler after I had a sexual fantasy involving silver spray paint, my boyfriend, and ten gallons of maple syrup. Thank you.