<Simon_Monkoto> wait, wiz isn't a woman?
<wizzard66> i am
<wizzard66> but i implanted breasthair surgually
<wizzard66> to look more like David Hasselhoff
<Llondon> lmao
<Simon_Monkoto> good lord
<wizzard66> i am
<wizzard66> but i implanted breasthair surgually
<wizzard66> to look more like David Hasselhoff
<Llondon> lmao
<Simon_Monkoto> good lord
<Wylker> i wear grey slacks with a pink shirt all the time
<Wylker> every girl i work with compliments me on it
<Wylker> every time
<Wylker> meanwhile all the guys are like - LAWL PINK IS GAY
<Wylker> meanwhile the hot receptionist buys me lunch
<ericamerica> probably buys you lunch cuz you wear the same clothes everyday tbh
<Wylker> every girl i work with compliments me on it
<Wylker> every time
<Wylker> meanwhile all the guys are like - LAWL PINK IS GAY
<Wylker> meanwhile the hot receptionist buys me lunch
<ericamerica> probably buys you lunch cuz you wear the same clothes everyday tbh
Troll Bridgington > Has anyone ever tried masturbating and timing an orgasm for the moment the cluster shutdown timer hits zero?
Devilish Ledoux > Wall Street is literally the RL equivalent of Goonswarm
CockyKid > epidemic
Rayne Marvani > filibuster
Theo Samaritan > fox news
Theo Samaritan > =/
Rayne Marvani > cheese
Theo Samaritan > milk
Rayne Marvani > cows
Theo Samaritan > grass
Vega Nova > smoking
Theo Samaritan > hitler
Rayne Marvani > lol
Rayne Marvani > wait...crap
> Rayne Marvani fails
Theo Samaritan > GODWINS LAW CONFIRMED
Rayne Marvani > filibuster
Theo Samaritan > fox news
Theo Samaritan > =/
Rayne Marvani > cheese
Theo Samaritan > milk
Rayne Marvani > cows
Theo Samaritan > grass
Vega Nova > smoking
Theo Samaritan > hitler
Rayne Marvani > lol
Rayne Marvani > wait...crap
> Rayne Marvani fails
Theo Samaritan > GODWINS LAW CONFIRMED
* Verigua mumbles about stupid stations in stupid lowsec with stupid carebears doing stupid missions
Chrysalis Kashaar > ^^
* Chrysalis Kashaar hands Verigua stupid probes
* Verigua slaps chrys in the face with some skillbooks and a highslot
Chrysalis Kashaar > haha
Chrysalis Kashaar > ^^
* Chrysalis Kashaar hands Verigua stupid probes
* Verigua slaps chrys in the face with some skillbooks and a highslot
Chrysalis Kashaar > haha
conchita > 2005.05.13 03:02:24 combat Your 1400mm Howitzer Artillery I perfectly strikes Minmatar Control Tower [WLD], wrecking for 1613.4 damage.
kezz2411 > 2005.05.13 03:02:41 combat Your 1400mm Howitzer Artillery I perfectly strikes Minmatar Control Tower [WLD], wrecking for 1472.1 damage.
Drakma > 2005.05.13 03:02:13 combat Your Tachyon Beam Laser I barely scraches Minmatar Control Tower [WLD], causing 603.5 damage.
Sebesria > 2005.05.13 02:47:45 combat Your Bane Torpedo I hits Minmatar Control Tower [WLD], doing 517.5 damage.
Sebesria > hehe
TheKiller8 > 2005.05.13 03:02:34 combat Your Modulated Strip Miner II perfectly strikes Minmatar Control Tower [WLD], wrecking for 18572.5 Veldspar
TheKiller8 > sorry im ex-xetic
Omatje > hhe
Cacciatore > LOL
Lansfear > L<OL!
Sebesria > NICE
kezz2411 > 2005.05.13 03:02:41 combat Your 1400mm Howitzer Artillery I perfectly strikes Minmatar Control Tower [WLD], wrecking for 1472.1 damage.
Drakma > 2005.05.13 03:02:13 combat Your Tachyon Beam Laser I barely scraches Minmatar Control Tower [WLD], causing 603.5 damage.
Sebesria > 2005.05.13 02:47:45 combat Your Bane Torpedo I hits Minmatar Control Tower [WLD], doing 517.5 damage.
Sebesria > hehe
TheKiller8 > 2005.05.13 03:02:34 combat Your Modulated Strip Miner II perfectly strikes Minmatar Control Tower [WLD], wrecking for 18572.5 Veldspar
TheKiller8 > sorry im ex-xetic
Omatje > hhe
Cacciatore > LOL
Lansfear > L<OL!
Sebesria > NICE
Jaldarr > hi guys, how do i get mty corp out of an alliance?
Evil Pookie > kill people who are blue to you
Evil Pookie > kill people who are blue to you
Vassili Dashkov > You know you've been playing too much EVE when your warp drive comes online and your lights in your house go dim
Kahneolus Malkare > Just use several simple applications of Kahn's home brand "Frigs Away" to rid yourself of those pesky frigates... remember.. that's FRIGS AWAY!