Hikari Sakura > I bumped you so hard, you flew over your max velocity XD
Lady Evelynne > BUMB ME AGAIN! o/
Hikari Sakura > O_O
Hikari Sakura > /emote hears the FBI smash down the door and storm the house
Lady Evelynne > BUMB ME AGAIN! o/
Hikari Sakura > O_O
Hikari Sakura > /emote hears the FBI smash down the door and storm the house
beetchin2 > where are my bastard slippers, if i'm gay i may as well be comfortable
KhanJohn > /emote randomly starts prodding OOC ppl in the eyes for fun
Ciar Meara > /emote activates eye membrane hardenner II
KhanJohn > oooh good one
Ciar Meara > /emote activates eye membrane hardenner II
KhanJohn > oooh good one
[5:34pm] <&RinnyWee> why the hell not, good sir. roleplaying is good for thine heart, biznitch.
Zoey Redbird > i dont want ur corp
Unit 50 > Good, my corp don't want u.
Zoey Redbird > yay
Bethany Blaze > Zoey vs. Unit! FIGHT!
Zaharic > /emote rings bell GOGO
Bethany Blaze > Unit and Zoey, pick your weapons.
Zoey Redbird > i mean unit 50 what u over compensating for ur shoty
Unit 50 > I will simply flash her. Being a lesbian she will flee and I will win by default.
Unit 50 > /emote wins.
Domin Mitauchi > sound like a fight Zoey has had before :P
Voidfallen > zing!
Gromash > /emote hands zoey battleaxe
Unit 50 > Hey no fair I want a battle axe
A Rednova > /emote grabs some pop corn and watches
Gromash > /emote hands unit a teaspoon
A Rednova > /emote hands unit a dildo
Unit 50 > This is a stacked match
Sylvana Perks > oh at least make it a spork
Bethany Blaze > Unit chooses a teaspoon; Zoey, a battle axe!
Bethany Blaze > The match begins! FIGHT!
Zoey Redbird > /emote laughs
Zaharic > /emote grabs the universal remote
Voidfallen > 500 ISK on teaspoon evisceration
A Rednova > ill take that bet sir
Voidfallen > bet!
Unit 50 > We all know women are incompetent. She will gladly trade me her battle axe for a teaspoon to prepare herself more dishes to clean.
A Rednova > unit, you fail
Unit 50 > I will take advantage of this gap in which she is cleaning and hack her up.
A Rednova > you fail horridly
Zoey Redbird > /emote grabs his ball firmly pulls down
Unit 50 > Good, my corp don't want u.
Zoey Redbird > yay
Bethany Blaze > Zoey vs. Unit! FIGHT!
Zaharic > /emote rings bell GOGO
Bethany Blaze > Unit and Zoey, pick your weapons.
Zoey Redbird > i mean unit 50 what u over compensating for ur shoty
Unit 50 > I will simply flash her. Being a lesbian she will flee and I will win by default.
Unit 50 > /emote wins.
Domin Mitauchi > sound like a fight Zoey has had before :P
Voidfallen > zing!
Gromash > /emote hands zoey battleaxe
Unit 50 > Hey no fair I want a battle axe
A Rednova > /emote grabs some pop corn and watches
Gromash > /emote hands unit a teaspoon
A Rednova > /emote hands unit a dildo
Unit 50 > This is a stacked match
Sylvana Perks > oh at least make it a spork
Bethany Blaze > Unit chooses a teaspoon; Zoey, a battle axe!
Bethany Blaze > The match begins! FIGHT!
Zoey Redbird > /emote laughs
Zaharic > /emote grabs the universal remote
Voidfallen > 500 ISK on teaspoon evisceration
A Rednova > ill take that bet sir
Voidfallen > bet!
Unit 50 > We all know women are incompetent. She will gladly trade me her battle axe for a teaspoon to prepare herself more dishes to clean.
A Rednova > unit, you fail
Unit 50 > I will take advantage of this gap in which she is cleaning and hack her up.
A Rednova > you fail horridly
Zoey Redbird > /emote grabs his ball firmly pulls down
<Gryphius> I re-emerged from my cave
<Ulviirala> The cave of "I'm elsewhere"?
<Gryphius> Basically
<Gryphius> The cave of not-eve? Real life?
<Ulviirala> What life?
<Gryphius> I realized there was nothing for me in the real world
<Ulviirala> Real what?
<Ulviirala> The cave of "I'm elsewhere"?
<Gryphius> Basically
<Gryphius> The cave of not-eve? Real life?
<Ulviirala> What life?
<Gryphius> I realized there was nothing for me in the real world
<Ulviirala> Real what?
Xorlarin > If it makes you feel any better im on the market getting ammo for my pvp ships, trying to get back in the killing mode
BeanBagKing > yes!
BeanBagKing > o/
Xorlarin > :P
BeanBagKing > kill shit! burn rape and pillage!
Xorlarin > I knew you would like that
BeanBagKing > in that order!
Xorlarin > isnt it rape pillage then burn?
BeanBagKing > nope, nice piece of hot ass
BeanBagKing > yes!
BeanBagKing > o/
Xorlarin > :P
BeanBagKing > kill shit! burn rape and pillage!
Xorlarin > I knew you would like that
BeanBagKing > in that order!
Xorlarin > isnt it rape pillage then burn?
BeanBagKing > nope, nice piece of hot ass
Siren Sylvanis > hm.
Siren Sylvanis > I just sat at a gate for 10 minutes
Siren Sylvanis > thinking WTFLAG
Siren Sylvanis > then I realized I never clicked jump.
Siren Sylvanis > I just sat at a gate for 10 minutes
Siren Sylvanis > thinking WTFLAG
Siren Sylvanis > then I realized I never clicked jump.
Ilfar > Oops, wrong button
Macgun90 > ok your cruisin through lowsex in your T1 cruiser and hit a camp, do you A: scream like a girl and beg for you life or B: fight with honor and go down in a blaze of glory?
Ilfar > I'm sorry, I don't understand the question...
Minarqh > C: Pat myself on the back for fitting a large buffer and stabs and cruise on through.
Ilfar > The number of times I've left Finanar can be counted on one hand, and that's the hand of a very inept butcher...
Macgun90 > thats cheating Min :(
Minarqh > :P
Minarqh > Probably fight with honor. Though I don't often go through lowsex except in a fleet.
Minarqh > The one time I did get hit with a camp I had stabs and a big enough buffer.
Macgun90 > battle buddies give the reds someone else to shoot right? :D
Ilfar > I thought that's what alts are for
Macgun90 > or that
Minarqh > Time to be drunk. BRB
Minarqh > For example, I don't go to lowsec while intoxicated. Which is a significant percentage of my playing time.
Minarqh > OK, I said that last like 10 minutes ago. I give you gold and nothing? Really?
Macgun90 > lol
Macgun90 > to busy drinking my beer
Macgun90 > /emote shares
Macgun90 > want some? :D
Minarqh > NO thanks. I"ve got scotch. Cheers!
Macgun90 > what brand?
Minarqh > Uhh, bottom shelt, plastic bottle, 13 dollars for what looks like half a gallon. Umm. Bob's smooth scotch whiskey or some shit.
Macgun90 > ah, ever hear of one called King Robert?
Minarqh > Is it in a plastic bottle?
Macgun90 > glass
Minarqh > Nope.
Macgun90 > reason i ask is cause i work in a warehouse full of beer, wines and liquors all day
Macgun90 > i fill orders for the stores
Ilfar > How are you still standing?
Macgun90 > ok your cruisin through lowsex in your T1 cruiser and hit a camp, do you A: scream like a girl and beg for you life or B: fight with honor and go down in a blaze of glory?
Ilfar > I'm sorry, I don't understand the question...
Minarqh > C: Pat myself on the back for fitting a large buffer and stabs and cruise on through.
Ilfar > The number of times I've left Finanar can be counted on one hand, and that's the hand of a very inept butcher...
Macgun90 > thats cheating Min :(
Minarqh > :P
Minarqh > Probably fight with honor. Though I don't often go through lowsex except in a fleet.
Minarqh > The one time I did get hit with a camp I had stabs and a big enough buffer.
Macgun90 > battle buddies give the reds someone else to shoot right? :D
Ilfar > I thought that's what alts are for
Macgun90 > or that
Minarqh > Time to be drunk. BRB
Minarqh > For example, I don't go to lowsec while intoxicated. Which is a significant percentage of my playing time.
Minarqh > OK, I said that last like 10 minutes ago. I give you gold and nothing? Really?
Macgun90 > lol
Macgun90 > to busy drinking my beer
Macgun90 > /emote shares
Macgun90 > want some? :D
Minarqh > NO thanks. I"ve got scotch. Cheers!
Macgun90 > what brand?
Minarqh > Uhh, bottom shelt, plastic bottle, 13 dollars for what looks like half a gallon. Umm. Bob's smooth scotch whiskey or some shit.
Macgun90 > ah, ever hear of one called King Robert?
Minarqh > Is it in a plastic bottle?
Macgun90 > glass
Minarqh > Nope.
Macgun90 > reason i ask is cause i work in a warehouse full of beer, wines and liquors all day
Macgun90 > i fill orders for the stores
Ilfar > How are you still standing?
Davion Vrynn > I have to pee
Davion Vrynn > I also have lots of incoming fire
Davion Vrynn > Decisions, decisions....
Deathglow > just make a contract for it
Dangermouse DM > you have a cup beside the computer?
Davion Vrynn > make a contract for the bathrooom?
Konsaki Dagna > ROFL
Davion Vrynn > I'm not pissing in a cup
Konsaki Dagna > Set up a delivery for the bathroom?
Talaris EveningStar > Bottle?
Antares Herric > PIss in a jar
Davion Vrynn > No - the bathroom is too close to my computer for that
Antares Herric > or maybe on a large sponge
Davion Vrynn > that would just be sad
Konsaki Dagna > take the computer with you?
Davion Vrynn > Desktop
Davion Vrynn > Not a laptop
Antares Herric > USE MACROS LOL
Talaris EveningStar > Your point?
Konsaki Dagna > set up the computer in the bathroom!
Antares Herric > Put your back into it!
Davion Vrynn > lmao
Dangermouse DM > seriously you aren't even trying
Davion Vrynn > Alright, just switched targets
Davion Vrynn > Gonna make a dash for it
Konsaki Dagna > You're loosing rep points here, Dav...
Davion Vrynn > I also have lots of incoming fire
Davion Vrynn > Decisions, decisions....
Deathglow > just make a contract for it
Dangermouse DM > you have a cup beside the computer?
Davion Vrynn > make a contract for the bathrooom?
Konsaki Dagna > ROFL
Davion Vrynn > I'm not pissing in a cup
Konsaki Dagna > Set up a delivery for the bathroom?
Talaris EveningStar > Bottle?
Antares Herric > PIss in a jar
Davion Vrynn > No - the bathroom is too close to my computer for that
Antares Herric > or maybe on a large sponge
Davion Vrynn > that would just be sad
Konsaki Dagna > take the computer with you?
Davion Vrynn > Desktop
Davion Vrynn > Not a laptop
Antares Herric > USE MACROS LOL
Talaris EveningStar > Your point?
Konsaki Dagna > set up the computer in the bathroom!
Antares Herric > Put your back into it!
Davion Vrynn > lmao
Dangermouse DM > seriously you aren't even trying
Davion Vrynn > Alright, just switched targets
Davion Vrynn > Gonna make a dash for it
Konsaki Dagna > You're loosing rep points here, Dav...