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Twin Turbo > If quafe was real it would probably taste like sex drugs and free speech.
Rhapsodae > Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. We have found a ladies purse in Airaken V - Moon 1 - Sisters of EVE Academy which may contain a cellular phone. It has been expected to ring for the last 7 minutes non stop, without regular intervals.
Rhapsodae > Due to the nature of the vibrations and being in the Sisters office it has yet to be confirmed to be a cellular phone. If you have an item or purse missing according to this describtion please contact me.
LastTraitorStanding > one of the disturbing things about being a father
LastTraitorStanding > to a very energetic 3 year old girl
LastTraitorStanding > is that you find important items in strange places
LastTraitorStanding > Take for instance the dvd player remote
LastTraitorStanding > that I just found in the guest bathroom toilet
Princess Beefcurtains > sometimes, when I'm gatecamping, I feel like a kid in a candy shop, where all the candy is made from turds
Flyit > WHY CANT BRITISH PLAYERS PAY BY DIRECT DEBIT :(
SpecOpsFTW > WHY CANT BRTISH PLAYERS NOT USE CAPS
roqxi > HEY I AM A BRITISH PLAYER AND I DONT USE CAPS
<wizzard66> hippies are fine as long as its females with long hair under influence of lsd and have loads of black pubic hair
Kardim > ok on my laptop, my settings wont stay changed, ive gone in manually and changed the screen size and it reverts back to 1024x768 every time and window locations etc... ? what am i doing wrong?
Daytrader > have you made sweet love to it yet?
Kardim > several times :(
Kardim > lil too hot for comfort tho
muffit > lol....try changing the settings then escape quit
muffit > that might help
Kardim > i did :(
Daytrader > Hmmm... latest and greatest drivers?
muffit > clear your cache
Kardim > my girl put norton on here :( i haaaaate norton
muffit > lol why did you let heer ;)
muffit > i got a password and a seperate account for my girl ;)
Kardim > its hers lol :P try to stop a suga mommie from doing anything
Daytrader > Hmmm Norton might be the problem then... Your gonna need a Young priest and an old priest. "The power of christ compels you... the power of christ compels you..."
muffit > you can still put an admin account ;)
muffit > lol
Kardim > ayy i guess ill have to, i dunno if even
christ could excersize norton : /
Eden Maurgen > And that myfriends is why PcP is bad for you mmmKah
stonewall ironwill > Shields are like clothes: the first thing to come off. Armor is like a penis: works better when hardened. Structure is like a vagina: once you're in it, you're fucked.
Kuolzar > My gf is 200 km away =(
Tenu Chobyn > warp to her
Xirin > so where are the devs?
electrostatus > BEHIND YOU!
Ydnari > inside you! *cue Alien chest-bursting scene*
Ydnari > *ccp guard emerges*
Xirin > lol
Xirin > it would be him, too...
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