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Azia Burgi > oh eagle i was watching a program on monday night
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah?
Azia Burgi > do you REALLY have fruit exclusion zones?
Eagle Extravaganza > yes
Azia Burgi > what on earth for?
Eagle Extravaganza > quarantine
Azia Burgi > what on earth for?
Eagle Extravaganza > you cant take fruit interstate
Eagle Extravaganza > fruit flies and shit
Azia Burgi > um....
Azia Burgi > you know flies can um... you know...
Azia Burgi > fly
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah, tell our Govt that
Eagle Extravaganza > and if your a fly, do you wanna cross a desert?
WashuChanUK > The gov in Aussie aint too bright
Azia Burgi > is there yummy fruit on the other side?
Eagle Extravaganza > well, most of the exclusion zones are surrounded by desert
Eagle Extravaganza > so yeah, there might be
Azia Burgi > the flies flew to australia across oceans...
Azia Burgi > a bit of desert isn't going to stop them
Eagle Extravaganza > tell that to Mr Rudd
WashuChanUK > Dont you mean Premier Rudd
Eagle Extravaganza > fruit fly zones were a Howard thing though
Eagle Extravaganza > that guy was a fucking idiot
Eagle Extravaganza > lieing basterd
Azia Burgi > would fruit flies really do that much damage to your crops?
Eagle Extravaganza > probably not
Ned Hamford > They are damn annoying
Eagle Extravaganza > but polis are idiots
Harii Renn > people with no concept of the real world?
Azia Burgi > what if you have a pet fruit fly on a bit of string?
WashuChanUK > Your a cruel person
Azia Burgi > i wouldn't tie it tightly
Azia Burgi > its just the same concept as having a dog on a lead
Eagle Extravaganza > I want a pet fruit fly now :S
Friedhofsgirl > whats the best way to open a bottle of wkd with no bottle opener?
Friedhofsgirl > cant seem to prise it open with scissors
Ari Gallish > use your teeth
McBarnacle > use your teeth
Ari Gallish > lol
McBarnacle > ur young enough
McBarnacle > hehe
McBarnacle > well said Ari
Friedhofsgirl > never thought of that
authochthonian > or get a hammer...
Friedhofsgirl > dont really want glass everywhere.
McBarnacle > if ur clever u can use the edge of a table and just knock the bottle top off
authochthonian > do it outside ^_^
Anna Book > What mcb said, table edge ftw
Ari Gallish > or the back end og a table knife
McBarnacle > this is an important subjct matter after all
authochthonian > well if your going to be sensible then yeah, what he said
Ari Gallish > *of
Friedhofsgirl > to be honest, i think ill just go downstairs and get the bottle opener :S
Haakelen > we caught a tcf rorqual with a roaming gang, right
Haakelen > so we shoot at it
Haakelen > etc
Haakelen > it drops a cyno.
Haakelen > out pops a titan.
Haakelen > the titan DDs.
Haakelen > all of -A- get away.
Haakelen > The DD kills...
Haakelen > ... the rorq
Haakelen > /emote golfclap
Haakelen > Happy Birthday TCF!
Iiro Yeke > even with the century guns help, you fail.
Hayzo > Sentry.
Kijan Darkblade > Those ol 100 year guns....vicious
Lerassa > ack afk a min the iguana is fighting with the cat again >.<
Kufan'ni > oh god i need d'leon's burritos right now
Kufan'ni > sorry i have no idea why fishsmell reminded me i needed mexican foodKufan'ni > and i swear if you omgrawr this.... well i'll have to sober up before i decide what i'll do
Dark Shikari > Tech 2 ammunition is divided into two categories: "sucks" and "sucks less."
Dark Shikari > Each patch, CCP attempts to move some ammo from the latter category to the former.
Marine Raider > O' contrar. Barrage was put into the "sucks a lot" category.
Aegis Scout > ello Teyrala
Aegis Scout > /emote hugs her
Aegis Scout > havent seen u in a while
Teyrala > yeah, had stuff to do
Teyrala > btw, you do know I am male in rl, right?
Varnoka > hahaha
Varnoka > always good for a morning laugh is CAS
Marc Helier > I assume that everyone here is. It's funnier that way.
Teyrala > /emote laughs at aegis' discomfort
Jiao Ching > yes alway let female avatars initiate hugs
Aegis Scout > son..of a bitch
Jiao Ching > otherwise your in for humiliation
Electric'Parrot > i cant spell your typos
fuel2310 > any body can tell me what the skill for overloading is called?
sperant > thermodynamics
fuel2310 > thx m8
Windimen > good thing this is intel channel
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