Jenny Wimbishi> So, here I was, sitting at the comp plugging in the same old repetative build orders, when I hear this sound.
I SoStoned > And?
Jenny Wimbishi > Well, it was this creaky sort of sound, you know, like unoiled old hinges moving ever so slowly. I look at the TV, just another bland science program about black holes, no creaky door hinges there. I mean, this sound was farking creepy, sent a rod of ice right up my back.
I SoStoned > As opposed to a rod up...
Jenny Wimbishi > So I'm sitting here, freaked out, knowing that the only door with hinges in the whole house is about ten feet behind me, and I turn around real quick... but there's nothing there, door's closed! Now I'm really getting spooked, downright scared.
I SoStoned > Coward.
Jenny Wimbishi > Took me a minute trying to figure this out, and then I heard it AGAIN! Freaking scary creaking sound!
I SoStoned > And? Well? WTF was it?
Jenny Wimbishi sighs, "It was my wolf."
Jenny Wimbishi > FARTING!
I SoStoned > ...
I SoStoned > And?
Jenny Wimbishi > Well, it was this creaky sort of sound, you know, like unoiled old hinges moving ever so slowly. I look at the TV, just another bland science program about black holes, no creaky door hinges there. I mean, this sound was farking creepy, sent a rod of ice right up my back.
I SoStoned > As opposed to a rod up...
Jenny Wimbishi > So I'm sitting here, freaked out, knowing that the only door with hinges in the whole house is about ten feet behind me, and I turn around real quick... but there's nothing there, door's closed! Now I'm really getting spooked, downright scared.
I SoStoned > Coward.
Jenny Wimbishi > Took me a minute trying to figure this out, and then I heard it AGAIN! Freaking scary creaking sound!
I SoStoned > And? Well? WTF was it?
Jenny Wimbishi sighs, "It was my wolf."
Jenny Wimbishi > FARTING!
I SoStoned > ...
Brokar Adeen > i jumped to hofjaldgund now
Twin Turbo > ...is that a real system or you just running your fingers over the keyboard
Twin Turbo > ...is that a real system or you just running your fingers over the keyboard
Rutger Torranus > ok fuck i'm going to bed
Rutger Torranus > i need to lay down
Kasmir > lol, k
Rutger Torranus > ughhh
Kasmir > drunk?
Kasmir > high?
Kasmir > tired?
Kasmir > "tired" ?
Rutger Torranus > i just barfed in the bathroom and i missed the fucking toliet
Kasmir > lol
Kasmir > so, mixture of all 4?
Rutger Torranus > maybe it was what i ate for lunch
Rutger Torranus > vietnamese food maybe doesn't agrfee with me
Kasmir > still trying to kill americans
Rutger Torranus > i need to lay down
Kasmir > lol, k
Rutger Torranus > ughhh
Kasmir > drunk?
Kasmir > high?
Kasmir > tired?
Kasmir > "tired" ?
Rutger Torranus > i just barfed in the bathroom and i missed the fucking toliet
Kasmir > lol
Kasmir > so, mixture of all 4?
Rutger Torranus > maybe it was what i ate for lunch
Rutger Torranus > vietnamese food maybe doesn't agrfee with me
Kasmir > still trying to kill americans
<ifni> http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/nickky/haha.JPG
<ifni> he look
<ifni> SOKHAR HAS NO FRIENDS
<jotham> haha
<jamesw> lol
<Sokhar> i'm too cool to do what others tell me
<jamesw> 180km is obviously outside the max range of his karaoke pa system
<jamesw> so they keep him there
<jamesw> its like another kind of doomsday
<Sokhar> ;////
<ifni> lag free and more painful
<ifni> he look
<ifni> SOKHAR HAS NO FRIENDS
<jotham> haha
<jamesw> lol
<Sokhar> i'm too cool to do what others tell me
<jamesw> 180km is obviously outside the max range of his karaoke pa system
<jamesw> so they keep him there
<jamesw> its like another kind of doomsday
<Sokhar> ;////
<ifni> lag free and more painful
<shezomb> I know people like to experiment with vegies up their special places, but i dont think chilis are a good option
<MrBlades> People like to do that sorta thing?
<shezomb> cuecumbers... carrots....
<MrBlades> You telling me you\'ve crammed a leak up your poop chute?
<shezomb> me? noo I have a vibrator for that
<MrBlades> Oh
<MrBlades> OH!
<MrBlades> ...
<MrBlades> Thats not a vegetable
<MrBlades> People like to do that sorta thing?
<shezomb> cuecumbers... carrots....
<MrBlades> You telling me you\'ve crammed a leak up your poop chute?
<shezomb> me? noo I have a vibrator for that
<MrBlades> Oh
<MrBlades> OH!
<MrBlades> ...
<MrBlades> Thats not a vegetable
Roush Winberd > What do Canadians hate that americans like?
AirWalker > americans
AirWalker > americans
Nytoxias > Hey. Don't insult my drooling morons. They don't drool.
<Hoda> NTRabbit stop being a fascist
<@NTRabbit> im not being a fascist, im exercising my right as a channel leader
<Hoda> if your so bored you have to play the "george bush" game with the channel
<@NTRabbit> under the oligarchical system we use
<Hoda> yeah sounds fascist
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<@NTRabbit> 3 weeks in the cooler
<+GeromeDoutrande> o/
<+GeromeDoutrande> all hail the rabbit
* Famine waves
<jaska> o/ hooray
<Temistokles> rawr o/
<@NTRabbit> im not being a fascist, im exercising my right as a channel leader
<Hoda> if your so bored you have to play the "george bush" game with the channel
<@NTRabbit> under the oligarchical system we use
<Hoda> yeah sounds fascist
* NTRabbit sets mode: +b Hoda!*@*
<@NTRabbit> 3 weeks in the cooler
<+GeromeDoutrande> o/
<+GeromeDoutrande> all hail the rabbit
* Famine waves
<jaska> o/ hooray
<Temistokles> rawr o/
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<wizzard66> bye thro
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<Throdax|work> I think he banned himself..... :)
<SpaceDebris> ahahhaha
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<wizzard66> heloooowww
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<Throdax|work> :)
<SpaceDebris> hahahahahhaha
<wizzard66> im not gonna say anything now please yes
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<Drahl> newb :P
<wizzard66> ffs i allready kicked myself once, but this is worse
<SpaceDebris> ohh we wont mention it again :D *winks*
<Drahl> no
<Drahl> never
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<wizzard66> bye thro
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<Throdax|work> I think he banned himself..... :)
<SpaceDebris> ahahhaha
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<wizzard66> heloooowww
* Throdax|work pets wizzard66
<Throdax|work> :)
<SpaceDebris> hahahahahhaha
<wizzard66> im not gonna say anything now please yes
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<Drahl> newb :P
<wizzard66> ffs i allready kicked myself once, but this is worse
<SpaceDebris> ohh we wont mention it again :D *winks*
<Drahl> no
<Drahl> never
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Tatsue says: http://omerta.altgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=111
Tatsue says: Frightening
Rhagnor says: No wonder you lot are so afk ingame
Rhagnor says: next time I want to talk to you I'll just post on the forums
Tatsue says: http://omerta.altgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=111
Tatsue says: Frightening
Rhagnor says: No wonder you lot are so afk ingame
Rhagnor says: next time I want to talk to you I'll just post on the forums