Judas Kirk > I have a snowball kessie
Jan Javaar > "had"
Judas Kirk > nah, I still have some balls
Shodana > must have royally pissed off people trying to sell them to log in and find water
Shodana > judas, CCP took everyones' balls away
Judas Kirk > so that explains why noone wants to go to 0.0
Jan Javaar > "had"
Judas Kirk > nah, I still have some balls
Shodana > must have royally pissed off people trying to sell them to log in and find water
Shodana > judas, CCP took everyones' balls away
Judas Kirk > so that explains why noone wants to go to 0.0
Eis Bachs > thats an oxymoron AML
Cybermanzero > I am also a moron
Cybermanzero > I am also a moron
CoatedMoose > I kid you not, the chick had a 7 inch long dick
CoatedMoose > err, wrong channel
Aut Nihil > no no go on
Aut Nihil > interesting
Yakumo Smith > rofl, you can't type that and stop
JamesTalon > lol
JamesTalon > Yes, please continue
Icarileo > lmao
JamesTalon > I might get a funny quote from this :)
Aut Nihil > proof or stfu??
Icarileo > lol omgrawr.net better get that!
CoatedMoose > o_O
Arros Dakduif > haha
Calmitra > only 7 inches ? how disapointing
CoatedMoose > well, for a chick....
CoatedMoose > /emote shuts up before he gets himself into more trouble
CoatedMoose > err, wrong channel
Aut Nihil > no no go on
Aut Nihil > interesting
Yakumo Smith > rofl, you can't type that and stop
JamesTalon > lol
JamesTalon > Yes, please continue
Icarileo > lmao
JamesTalon > I might get a funny quote from this :)
Aut Nihil > proof or stfu??
Icarileo > lol omgrawr.net better get that!
CoatedMoose > o_O
Arros Dakduif > haha
Calmitra > only 7 inches ? how disapointing
CoatedMoose > well, for a chick....
CoatedMoose > /emote shuts up before he gets himself into more trouble
St Christopholas > CSPA charge jih? lol
jih chop > really?
jih chop > one sec
St Christopholas > 1 mil?
jih chop > huh - it only gives me two options - charge unknowns, or block them, but the charge is set to 0
St Christopholas > sorry, says 1 mil
St Christopholas > convo me
St Christopholas > i aint paying to talk to you. lol
jih chop > but I'm special!
jih chop > really?
jih chop > one sec
St Christopholas > 1 mil?
jih chop > huh - it only gives me two options - charge unknowns, or block them, but the charge is set to 0
St Christopholas > sorry, says 1 mil
St Christopholas > convo me
St Christopholas > i aint paying to talk to you. lol
jih chop > but I'm special!
Koga Bisaya > missiles are just not hetero
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Daeva Vios > my friends ask me why I play EVE and I tell them, the people are so much more mature
Veraziel Severaque > Well, player maturity is proportional to the distance from trading hubs.
Veraziel Severaque > Well, player maturity is proportional to the distance from trading hubs.
<Cippalippus> Delve is complicated. I killed people. Maimed people. Smuggled people. Perhaps, in liberty city, things will be different...
DuTot> WTF T3 BPO
DuTot> WTB
DuTot> WTS
DuTot> Geez, WTS T3 BPO
DuTot> WTB
DuTot> WTS
DuTot> Geez, WTS T3 BPO
Liafcipe9000 > WHAT THE FUCK
Liafcipe9000 > I just jetted some cap boosters into a can
Liafcipe9000 > and it's gone O_O
Liafcipe9000 > IT'S FCKING GONE
Barzhad > magic
Liafcipe9000 > WHAT THE FUCK
Barzhad > check if you accidentally trashed it
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > I saw the can
Barzhad > or sold it (check wallet/orders)
Liafcipe9000 > I FCKING SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > dude
Liafcipe9000 > i'm in space
Liafcipe9000 > dead space
Barzhad > maybe the can expired
Liafcipe9000 > in 2 seconds?
Liafcipe9000 > TWO SECONDS?!
Barzhad > how long was it there?
Liafcipe9000 > 2 seconds
Barzhad > petition
Liafcipe9000 > maybe there's some1 cloaked here 2.1K off the thing
Barzhad > maybe you switched to another overvie where you don't see the can?
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > DUDE
Liafcipe9000 > I SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > THEN I SAW THE CAN DISAPPEAR
Liafcipe9000 > AFTER TWO FCKING SECONDS
Barzhad > damn.
Liafcipe9000 > wait.
Liafcipe9000 > WAIT.
Liafcipe9000 > i'm so stupid
Barzhad > so what was it?
Liafcipe9000 > OF COURSE.
Liafcipe9000 > I'm sitting next to a tractor unit that I deployed
Liafcipe9000 > o
Liafcipe9000 > /emote shoots himself
Kalrissia > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Liafcipe9000 > so fail :(
Liafcipe9000 > please kill me.
Liafcipe9000 > now.
Liafcipe9000 > I just jetted some cap boosters into a can
Liafcipe9000 > and it's gone O_O
Liafcipe9000 > IT'S FCKING GONE
Barzhad > magic
Liafcipe9000 > WHAT THE FUCK
Barzhad > check if you accidentally trashed it
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > I saw the can
Barzhad > or sold it (check wallet/orders)
Liafcipe9000 > I FCKING SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > dude
Liafcipe9000 > i'm in space
Liafcipe9000 > dead space
Barzhad > maybe the can expired
Liafcipe9000 > in 2 seconds?
Liafcipe9000 > TWO SECONDS?!
Barzhad > how long was it there?
Liafcipe9000 > 2 seconds
Barzhad > petition
Liafcipe9000 > maybe there's some1 cloaked here 2.1K off the thing
Barzhad > maybe you switched to another overvie where you don't see the can?
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > DUDE
Liafcipe9000 > I SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > THEN I SAW THE CAN DISAPPEAR
Liafcipe9000 > AFTER TWO FCKING SECONDS
Barzhad > damn.
Liafcipe9000 > wait.
Liafcipe9000 > WAIT.
Liafcipe9000 > i'm so stupid
Barzhad > so what was it?
Liafcipe9000 > OF COURSE.
Liafcipe9000 > I'm sitting next to a tractor unit that I deployed
Liafcipe9000 > o
Liafcipe9000 > /emote shoots himself
Kalrissia > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Liafcipe9000 > so fail :(
Liafcipe9000 > please kill me.
Liafcipe9000 > now.
Le Soltueur > hello
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle