Quiggs McAlliryme > Coffee, two-part question, I subscribed for EVE because a Mormon friend of mine told me that if I take 20 stargates in a row in low security zones without getting killed, I'll find God, is this true? If not, can I get my money back?
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: If true, Player "God" will most certainly gank you.
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: As to the money back guarantee ... depends how hard you have to beat your friend.
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: If true, Player "God" will most certainly gank you.
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: As to the money back guarantee ... depends how hard you have to beat your friend.
QTab > /emote wants to spank a rabbie with a porkchop
Blood BathVI > rofl
Blood BathVI > the ultimate torture technique?
QTab > the ultimate "make someone realise their imaginary friend lied to them" technique actually
Blood BathVI > rofl
Blood BathVI > the ultimate torture technique?
QTab > the ultimate "make someone realise their imaginary friend lied to them" technique actually
Abhaya meshdatar > Nano its not that. i have satelite internet and comms lag so bad they sound like a bunch of stuttering idiots.
Marius Gera > sounds like my corp
Marius Gera > sounds like my corp
Lyran Draconis > RESPONSIBILITY
LordMyrddin > What about it?
Tommyboy > ?
Lyran Draconis > Someone on TS was asking how to spell it.
matt way > don't mind lyran
LordMyrddin > Ahhh
Tommyboy > /emote adjusts some screws on lyran
Tommyboy > there all better
Lyran Draconis > Hey, stop that.
Lyran Draconis > Your Screwdriver I hits Lyran, wrecking for psychological damage.
LordMyrddin > What about it?
Tommyboy > ?
Lyran Draconis > Someone on TS was asking how to spell it.
matt way > don't mind lyran
LordMyrddin > Ahhh
Tommyboy > /emote adjusts some screws on lyran
Tommyboy > there all better
Lyran Draconis > Hey, stop that.
Lyran Draconis > Your Screwdriver I hits Lyran, wrecking for psychological damage.
Durby > I'm getting a house with a white picked fence, 2.5 kids and maybe a dog
privian > i'll sell you half a kid
Ory'hara > I'll have sex with your wife; that'll make the kid half yours. :)
privian > i'll sell you half a kid
Ory'hara > I'll have sex with your wife; that'll make the kid half yours. :)
Ilfar > I keep searching for 'cyber' on the market, but all I find is these damned implants...
Ilfar > I think the market is trying to tell me something ;_;
Carden > Implants? Illfar wants man boobies?
Allangor > /emote is also convinced he just saw hsi gf walk past in a fluffy teddy as well and shall return soon after investigating the ummm... teddy
Ilfar > Documentation, Allangor!
Ilfar > Don't forget the photographs!
Ilfar > /emote hopes he heard
Ilfar > I already have a full set of implants, Carden... ~_^
Allangor > /emote no it was actually a small fluffy teddy, with lace, but she's just cnaging and refuse to play... :(
Carden > /emote really didn't need to know that
Allangor > k i'll keep it to myself... soz about that, but she really wasaskufdhasiudh
Ilfar > o.O
Ilfar > That looks remarkably like what I do when someone sticks their tongue in my ear...
Carden > Nah Allangor I didn't need to know about Illfar's implants
Ilfar > I think maybe she did want to play, he's a lost cause for the night... Hope he docked :P
Ilfar > I think the market is trying to tell me something ;_;
Carden > Implants? Illfar wants man boobies?
Allangor > /emote is also convinced he just saw hsi gf walk past in a fluffy teddy as well and shall return soon after investigating the ummm... teddy
Ilfar > Documentation, Allangor!
Ilfar > Don't forget the photographs!
Ilfar > /emote hopes he heard
Ilfar > I already have a full set of implants, Carden... ~_^
Allangor > /emote no it was actually a small fluffy teddy, with lace, but she's just cnaging and refuse to play... :(
Carden > /emote really didn't need to know that
Allangor > k i'll keep it to myself... soz about that, but she really wasaskufdhasiudh
Ilfar > o.O
Ilfar > That looks remarkably like what I do when someone sticks their tongue in my ear...
Carden > Nah Allangor I didn't need to know about Illfar's implants
Ilfar > I think maybe she did want to play, he's a lost cause for the night... Hope he docked :P
<ichi> i need more ram
<skilzrulz> get a boyfriend then
<ichi> ...
<skilzrulz> get a boyfriend then
<ichi> ...
Madmartigan5 > this is killing me, I'm sitting here where the autopilot bookmark has sent me to intercept this convoy and there is nothing here but me. I'm not sure how long I have to wait but it just doesn't seem right. I'm not past the expiration date.
Manethrall > fly around a little lol
Madmartigan5 > k
Madmartigan5 > i'm orbiting the acceleration gate at 5000 M, there is nothing else around to fly to, so I don't want to get tooo far away.
Manethrall > doh, use the gate
Manethrall > fly around a little lol
Madmartigan5 > k
Madmartigan5 > i'm orbiting the acceleration gate at 5000 M, there is nothing else around to fly to, so I don't want to get tooo far away.
Manethrall > doh, use the gate
Angelis666 > /emote is feeling a little horse
Angelis666 > wait that came out wroung
Angelis666 > wait that came out wroung
GhostWolf007 > A Player came into the area warped scrambled/webbed and power sucked me from 108km.
ScreamingLord Sutch > Sounds like you got attacked by Jesus.
ScreamingLord Sutch > Sounds like you got attacked by Jesus.