Durby > I'm getting a house with a white picked fence, 2.5 kids and maybe a dog
privian > i'll sell you half a kid
Ory'hara > I'll have sex with your wife; that'll make the kid half yours. :)
privian > i'll sell you half a kid
Ory'hara > I'll have sex with your wife; that'll make the kid half yours. :)
(@HellGremlin) My finger was just on fire
(@HellGremlin) Was pouring gas into the lawnmower
(@HellGremlin) Decided to have a smoke right after
(Grey_Loki) Did it hurt?
(@HellGremlin) No I freaked and put it out right away by flailing my hand really fast and shrieking like a woman
(@PepsiTab) lol
(@PepsiTab) Atleast you handled it in a dignified manner.
(@HellGremlin) This was on my front lawn of course, so people saw
(@PepsiTab) Scratch that ;/
(@PepsiTab) I was assuming nobody saw you.
(@HellGremlin) No no, I'm not that lucky
(@HellGremlin) Was pouring gas into the lawnmower
(@HellGremlin) Decided to have a smoke right after
(Grey_Loki) Did it hurt?
(@HellGremlin) No I freaked and put it out right away by flailing my hand really fast and shrieking like a woman
(@PepsiTab) lol
(@PepsiTab) Atleast you handled it in a dignified manner.
(@HellGremlin) This was on my front lawn of course, so people saw
(@PepsiTab) Scratch that ;/
(@PepsiTab) I was assuming nobody saw you.
(@HellGremlin) No no, I'm not that lucky
Ncromancion > back and forth
Kyorinkai > huh?
Ncromancion > trying to chat on facebook too
Kyorinkai > that makes things harder doesn't it?
Kyorinkai > who are you talking to?
Ncromancion > Vinnie
Kyorinkai > cool
Kyorinkai > i don't talk to anyone anymore, it's 23 hours a day or straight nothingness
Kyorinkai > then dinner
Kyorinkai > then more nothingness
Kyorinkai > huh?
Ncromancion > trying to chat on facebook too
Kyorinkai > that makes things harder doesn't it?
Kyorinkai > who are you talking to?
Ncromancion > Vinnie
Kyorinkai > cool
Kyorinkai > i don't talk to anyone anymore, it's 23 hours a day or straight nothingness
Kyorinkai > then dinner
Kyorinkai > then more nothingness
Par'Gellen > purpose of humanity = knock dirt around on a small planet while it orbits a star until it goes nova
Atrisha > so bored
Atrisha > sv_gravity 0
Atrisha > wheeeeee
Atrisha > sv_friction -1
Atrisha > wheeeeeeeeee
Atrisha > sv_gravity 0
Atrisha > wheeeeee
Atrisha > sv_friction -1
Atrisha > wheeeeeeeeee
Iuris Proeliator > You know... I haven't made a rig in a year... and I haven't sold any salvage since before that.
Iuris Proeliator > I wonder how much salvage I have...
Condico > I don't know but I'll go 50/50 with you in profits ;)
Aurea SIbylla > Do you salvage everything you kill?
Iuris Proeliator > Yes,
Aurea SIbylla > Somewhere between a metric crapload and a hell of a lot
Iuris Proeliator > I wonder how much salvage I have...
Condico > I don't know but I'll go 50/50 with you in profits ;)
Aurea SIbylla > Do you salvage everything you kill?
Iuris Proeliator > Yes,
Aurea SIbylla > Somewhere between a metric crapload and a hell of a lot
Wilhelm Beck > for the record ratting in a shuttle is harder than i thought it would be
Andreus Ixiris > Does anyone actually have units of Synthetic Coffee? I can never seem to find any.
Jandice Ymladris > aren't those sold on markets?
Andreus Ixiris > Jandice: They're a market item but I never see any on the market
Biggus Tankus > there are 2 Andreus in Lanngisi @ 875k per unit
Andreus Ixiris > And I thought prices at Starbucks were ridiculous
Jandice Ymladris > Remember, Free Sample
Jandice Ymladris > Then yo'ure hooked and they can milk you dry
Andreus Ixiris > I once saw a Free Sample on contract for a single ISK.
Jandice Ymladris > hope you bought it :p
Andreus Ixiris > It made me very sad.
Andreus Ixiris > It made me very sad because I realised there's someone out there in EVE who has a brilliant understanding of irony but he can only express himself through the contracts system
Jandice Ymladris > aren't those sold on markets?
Andreus Ixiris > Jandice: They're a market item but I never see any on the market
Biggus Tankus > there are 2 Andreus in Lanngisi @ 875k per unit
Andreus Ixiris > And I thought prices at Starbucks were ridiculous
Jandice Ymladris > Remember, Free Sample
Jandice Ymladris > Then yo'ure hooked and they can milk you dry
Andreus Ixiris > I once saw a Free Sample on contract for a single ISK.
Jandice Ymladris > hope you bought it :p
Andreus Ixiris > It made me very sad.
Andreus Ixiris > It made me very sad because I realised there's someone out there in EVE who has a brilliant understanding of irony but he can only express himself through the contracts system
Vendrin > damn it, why won't my agentr give me some offers worth something
Talaris EveningStar > Because they hate you as much as they hate me.
Talaris EveningStar > Unless their expression of love is sending me into Serpentis/Guristas warzones to die in the crossfire of the two pirate nations.
Talaris EveningStar > Then they <i>worship </i>me
Talaris EveningStar > o/
Talaris EveningStar > Because they hate you as much as they hate me.
Talaris EveningStar > Unless their expression of love is sending me into Serpentis/Guristas warzones to die in the crossfire of the two pirate nations.
Talaris EveningStar > Then they <i>worship </i>me
Talaris EveningStar > o/
Theo Samaritan > just block him guys, nothin to see here
Theo Samaritan > just a jerk on a power trip
Theo Samaritan > =]
ObliviousOne > ^
ObliviousOne > my ego is thiiis big.
Theo Samaritan > shame it'll never defeat mine in 1v1 combat
Theo Samaritan > you'd have to bring TomB to even have a chance
Theo Samaritan > just a jerk on a power trip
Theo Samaritan > =]
ObliviousOne > ^
ObliviousOne > my ego is thiiis big.
Theo Samaritan > shame it'll never defeat mine in 1v1 combat
Theo Samaritan > you'd have to bring TomB to even have a chance