Leonthoric > some drunk guy mistook me for a chick and grinded me last night
Leonthoric > I turned out, winked at him and he fucking ran
Leonthoric > I turned out, winked at him and he fucking ran
Kederaji Tajorn > I have to tell you, 200 legos was not what I was expecting in a pair of Sansha badgers.
Lillith Blackheart > See? Proof that Sansha is friendly.
Lillith Blackheart > They bring the children toys.
Kederaji Tajorn > Ho ho ho?
Lillith Blackheart > Sansha Claus! o/
Lillith Blackheart > See? Proof that Sansha is friendly.
Lillith Blackheart > They bring the children toys.
Kederaji Tajorn > Ho ho ho?
Lillith Blackheart > Sansha Claus! o/
Joshua Richmond > where did all the scammers go?
Clara May > the jita local in the sky :)
jack brunan > lol
Joshua Richmond > awwwwww
Joshua Richmond > all scammers go to heaven
Clara May > the jita local in the sky :)
jack brunan > lol
Joshua Richmond > awwwwww
Joshua Richmond > all scammers go to heaven
Therem Harth > Alcatraz just left red alliance.
GeoNoSiS > In russia you dont escape from alcatraz....Alcatraz escapes from you O_o
GeoNoSiS > In russia you dont escape from alcatraz....Alcatraz escapes from you O_o
<GeromeDoutrande> funny escrow scams?
<+DigitalCommunist> My escrows are the best
<+DigitalCommunist> "Ishtar - Real men don't fly gank ships"
<@NTRabbit> lol
<+DigitalCommunist> "27.44% expander - your wife will thank me"
<@NTRabbit> how many of those get removed by the gm's?
<+DigitalCommunist> gms can't get to them before they sell
<@NTRabbit> :P
<+DigitalCommunist> My escrows are the best
<+DigitalCommunist> "Ishtar - Real men don't fly gank ships"
<@NTRabbit> lol
<+DigitalCommunist> "27.44% expander - your wife will thank me"
<@NTRabbit> how many of those get removed by the gm's?
<+DigitalCommunist> gms can't get to them before they sell
<@NTRabbit> :P
Julian Barak > A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
Arvald > ....ok
Julian Barak > The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
Julian Barak > "Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
The Stampede > .............
Gord Freeman > please leave
Arvald > AAAHAHAHBHAHAHA
V'Kran Irulstra > Yarharhar!
V'Kran Irulstra > I need another beer...
The Stampede > Gord wins.
Arvald > ....ok
Julian Barak > The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
Julian Barak > "Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
The Stampede > .............
Gord Freeman > please leave
Arvald > AAAHAHAHBHAHAHA
V'Kran Irulstra > Yarharhar!
V'Kran Irulstra > I need another beer...
The Stampede > Gord wins.
Aznwithbeard > my gf just showed me her wedding dress and her bridesmaid dresses.
rodensteiner > what
Shane Wolfe > uh oh
Rendeath > oh boy you're in for it now
rodensteiner > why does she have that....?
Dewgong > dead man walking
Dewgong > QUICK, EJECT EJECT!
Aznwithbeard > online, not at the apt.
rodensteiner > but she's already got it all picked out....?
Dewgong > 'ship is no longer under your control'
rodensteiner > 'your capacitor is empty'
Aznwithbeard > OH SHIT IM JAMMED
rodensteiner > instalock
Dewgong > * makes those buzzing noises when youre tank fails
rodensteiner > err
Erus Fatum > can i have your stuff ?
Aznwithbeard > FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
rodensteiner > what
Shane Wolfe > uh oh
Rendeath > oh boy you're in for it now
rodensteiner > why does she have that....?
Dewgong > dead man walking
Dewgong > QUICK, EJECT EJECT!
Aznwithbeard > online, not at the apt.
rodensteiner > but she's already got it all picked out....?
Dewgong > 'ship is no longer under your control'
rodensteiner > 'your capacitor is empty'
Aznwithbeard > OH SHIT IM JAMMED
rodensteiner > instalock
Dewgong > * makes those buzzing noises when youre tank fails
rodensteiner > err
Erus Fatum > can i have your stuff ?
Aznwithbeard > FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<@HellGremlin> Well
<@HellGremlin> Ore thieves and can thieves are yelled about a lot
<@HellGremlin> But mostly by victims, who really really do not matter.
<@HellGremlin> Ore thieves and can thieves are yelled about a lot
<@HellGremlin> But mostly by victims, who really really do not matter.
Mrs Rathama > WTF
Mrs Rathama > you fucking killed me?
Tank CEO > yes
Mrs Rathama > why
Tank CEO > cause i hate minmatars
Mrs Rathama > so?
Mrs Rathama > I was trying to get to a fucking station you ass
Mrs Rathama > and eve locked up on me
Mrs Rathama > your a jack ass
Tank CEO > like i care?
Mrs Rathama > when my b/f gets here you might just die
Tank CEO > o rly ur b/f... im soooo scared
Mrs Rathama > and when other members of ARROW get on and the members of the Goon Squad get on your going to die
Tank CEO > u just wait till my g/f gets on, she will kick ur bf's ass
Mrs Rathama > I'd like to see her take on several battleships of pvp harded players
Tank CEO > o rly, can ur several battleships take on a carrier?
Tank CEO > because thats what i just killed u with
Mrs Rathama > then your a chicken shit
Mrs Rathama > if you had to use a carrier to kill a frigate
Tank CEO > anytime ur members wanna 1v1 me, or ur bf... let me know
Tank CEO > bye sweety pie
Tank CEO > kiss kiss
Mrs Rathama > you fucking killed me?
Tank CEO > yes
Mrs Rathama > why
Tank CEO > cause i hate minmatars
Mrs Rathama > so?
Mrs Rathama > I was trying to get to a fucking station you ass
Mrs Rathama > and eve locked up on me
Mrs Rathama > your a jack ass
Tank CEO > like i care?
Mrs Rathama > when my b/f gets here you might just die
Tank CEO > o rly ur b/f... im soooo scared
Mrs Rathama > and when other members of ARROW get on and the members of the Goon Squad get on your going to die
Tank CEO > u just wait till my g/f gets on, she will kick ur bf's ass
Mrs Rathama > I'd like to see her take on several battleships of pvp harded players
Tank CEO > o rly, can ur several battleships take on a carrier?
Tank CEO > because thats what i just killed u with
Mrs Rathama > then your a chicken shit
Mrs Rathama > if you had to use a carrier to kill a frigate
Tank CEO > anytime ur members wanna 1v1 me, or ur bf... let me know
Tank CEO > bye sweety pie
Tank CEO > kiss kiss
Ganks > a few days ago someone said that pretty soon pern will look at a belt and the astroids will turn themselves into minerals and fly into stations and sell themsleves
Brian Tier > lol... Pern is the Chuck Norris of the EVE world
Pernicies Reborn > being compaired to chuck norris just made my day
Brian Tier > lol... Pern is the Chuck Norris of the EVE world
Pernicies Reborn > being compaired to chuck norris just made my day