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Bof Rentor > i will be trying to recruit nice ladies tomorrow night :P
Tiridus > "hey babe, you got a face like a roid, but your only 20% as useful, how about i buy you a quafe while we talk about me, and maybe if your lucky, you can come back to my corp for the night"
<RinnyWee> enn ceo of MILF Alliace? o_O
<enn> now theres an interesting thought
<RinnyWee> uhm
<enn> I could be like, the CEMHO
<RinnyWee> ho?
<RinnyWee> o_O
<enn> chief executive milf hunting officer
<RinnyWee> lmao
<[BH]Virrago> o.O
<RinnyWee> on the prowl etc
<NTRabbit> rawr
* RinnyWee is glad she's a mom
<RinnyWee> i mean
<RinnyWee> not glad
<Tansien> lol
<enn> yes you are
<RinnyWee> mumble
Ice Breaker2 > lol what happens if i click apply to join xetic? lol
ParMizaN > all your guns turn into miner IIs and your dignity attribute goes into the negative numbers
Takitoo > O.o
ParMizaN > and the undock button is replaced with "surrender"
Sasami Jurai > could anyone loan me 100000 isk,
just lost my ship tryin to buy a new one
Sasami Jurai > please, can anyone help
Sasami Jurai > well fine i guess ill just quit
<Gryphius> Boredom strikes.
<Gryphius> Is pissing out the window fun?
<Evelgrivion> I'll let you discover that one, Groves
<Evelgrivion> Gryphius even
<Gryphius> Because I need to piss
<Gryphius> And the bathroom is about 20 feet away
<Gryphius> And the window is about 10
<Evelgrivion> And you could have traveled what
<Evelgrivion> 200 feet in the time youve spent talking about htis?
<Evelgrivion> Go be decent
<Evelgrivion> :p
<Gryphius> But like
<Gryphius> There are so many people that could be pissed upon
<Gryphius> If only it were socially acceptable to piss your pants
<Gryphius> You know how convenient life would be?
<Gryphius> You wouldn't have to get up in the middle of movies.
<Gryphius> You could just piss yourself.
<Gryphius> And nobody would care
<Gryphius> Like you could just be walking and decide to piss
<Gryphius> No more porto-potties littering construction zones
<Gryphius> Only bathrooms would be tubes you could use to vacuum shit out.
<Gryphius> Why am I thinking out loud?
<Ulviirala> wtf
Svett > this rape train haveth emergency brakes
snurregrekk > does this hauler make me look fat
Bewilder > well.. you could afford to lose a cargo expand or two..
Bruno Bonner > barisart and andreya, have manly love feelings for each other
Barisart > u serious?
Vendette Ornay > as long as it's manly love
Barisart > ill stop by in a raven with my bs skill at lvl 1:P
Barisart > from time to time:P
Andreya > yes BB, just thinking about barisart when hes offline gives me a chuby :P
keiouskei > lol
Barisart > chuby?
Andreya > sorry, thats chubby
Vendette Ornay > better
Barisart > i give u a chubby?
Barisart > my english sucks aparently
Andreya > only on sundays barisart
Barisart > shut up, what does it mean!
Bruno Bonner > get a convo people -_-
Barisart > still dont know what it means
Barisart > stop it
keiouskei > um its another word for woody
Bruno Bonner > OMFG, i dont wanna see this in OMGRAWR.net
Barisart > ah
Barisart > damn
keiouskei > LMFAO
Bruno Bonner > everyone will fail the semester if so
Barisart > didnt know he felt that way bout me
Barisart > or about guys in general
Mineas Argon > it's sweet
Cerryh > why does everyone keep saying i'm a sociopath?
Wraeththu > we get a free soda whenever we use words bigger than 6 letters
Cerryh > WHAT? and no one told me?
Wraeththu > you don't know the secret sign
Wraeththu > /emote does his hardass hand sign
Atandros > yeah
Atandros > The Jade Constantine Act
Cerryh > /emote is so annoyed about the fact that no one told her that she breaks wraeththu's fingers
Atandros > rewarding the inordinately common usage of sesqupedalian words
Atandros > /emote gets his sodas.
Ragnerock > my cock should have a warning sign on it
Ragnerock > it should say choaking hazzard
Feline Ferocity > contains small parts?
Ragnerock > FUCK YOU FEL
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