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Rococho Ranger > wat happened to the carpets i ordered?
Brutus Salazaar > Errr...
kim33 > lol
Azuse > *cough*
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the shag rug near the fire place..... I traded them in
Fistsandwich > Harder to clean RR, especially liquids
Azuse > carpet burn, you understand
Brutus Salazaar > It was a fantastic 1000 to 1 deal
Jheroloy Ayryon > Our trade expert...
Rococho Ranger > 80,000 square feet of carpet.... for one rug ?
Brutus Salazaar > Its a extra special special rug
Azuse > itll see more use...
Gkarr Tarawanaka > Brutus died it pink and glued it to the exterior of his Phallus
Rococho Ranger > ok brutus, but i'm not explaining it at the next management meeting
Brutus Salazaar > Mohair, or lama hair or somethin... feels synthetic though, like .... Polyester, static is a bitch on it though
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
Jheroloy Ayryon > I got some of those
Brutus Salazaar > But it is quite allot of phun rubbing any hairy part of your body over it and watching it stand on end....
kim33 > BRUTUS
Brutus Salazaar > WHAT?
Brutus Salazaar > :)=
Agustus Caesar > lmao
Rococho Ranger > ok end that line of thought right NOW!
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
kim33 > you are hopeless ;)
Jheroloy Ayryon > And that's why we all love you.
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the room in general - YOU are the ones with the dirty minds, I just have the map
SUMZER0 > market pirates, carebear Mercs....now I have seen it all
<koshua> I dreamt pvp last night
<silvermyst> oh dear
<koshua> fucker had stabs
<silvermyst> so he got away?
<koshua> aye
<koshua> then I woke up
<koshua> covered in podgoo
<silvermyst> i didn't need to know that
 Boma Airaken > (( im made of ham ))
 Steiner > That is good to know.
 Boma Airaken > (( are you the cheese my sandwich is lacking? ))
 Steiner > (( No I am the jam... the blueberrry jam ))
 Boma Airaken > (( rofl i always expected a lollercaust out of veto ;))
 Boma Airaken > (( well done ))
 Boma Airaken > (( tell verone i want to have manlove with him, the big papi chulo he is ))
 Steiner > (( I will tell him that some creamy manlove is comming from Boma ))
 Boma Airaken > (( mmm creamy ))
 Boma Airaken > (( but only with verone. the rest of you spider-bumpers can stay away ))
 Boma Airaken > (( and if you omgrawr this ill kill your children ))
 Steiner > (( .... you just gave me a reason to omgwrar this :P ))
 Boma Airaken > (( no shit sherlock ))
 Boma Airaken > (( dont make me veto it ))
Tippsy Lord > I'm arranging something that has never been done before, I hope it works, but you are gonna wish it don't
Tippsy Lord > who said I was gonna bring anything to geather?
Shadow2004 > well thats what it sounds like
Tippsy Lord > all I said was I'm doing somethig that has never been done
Shadow2004 > what make ur self disapear up ur own ass cos id like to see that :)
Tippsy Lord > well, just a warning, I owe you one seeing as you gave us one
Tippsy Lord > that something big might be coming your way
Shadow2004 > i hope its not a 12" dildo cos thall freak me out totaly
Tippsy Lord > lol, damn, he figured it out
Tippsy Lord > well not quite it is a T2 dildo
Shadow2004 > noooooooooooooooo
Tippsy Lord > double ended
Shadow2004 > owww kinky
<Hoda> NTRabbit stop being a fascist
<@NTRabbit> im not being a fascist, im exercising my right as a channel leader
<Hoda> if your so bored you have to play the "george bush" game with the channel
<@NTRabbit> under the oligarchical system we use
<Hoda> yeah sounds fascist
* NTRabbit sets mode: +b Hoda!*@*
<@NTRabbit> 3 weeks in the cooler
<+GeromeDoutrande> o/
<+GeromeDoutrande> all hail the rabbit
* Famine waves
<jaska> o/ hooray
<Temistokles> rawr o/
Mizhara Del'thul > Cats aren't bad though. My former dog woke me up once. That was enough to condition me.
Shae Tiann > rofl oh?
Mizhara Del'thul > I sleep in the nude... and that morning I slept on my stomach. I woke up wondering what the hell was going on as he stuck his cold, wet snout between my arsecheeks. I just barely managed to wake up... before he sneezed.
Mizhara Del'thul > I swear to god it took me five minutes to claw myself off the ceiling.
Mizhara Del'thul > And when I did... and this is not embellishment or anything, I shit you not... he was grinning at me.
DraLaFi > my Thanatos is so old its starting to look Minmatar
Biggenstein > really
Biggenstein > come on!
Biggenstein > give me a fucking brealk
Battle Scar > nah
Battle Scar > thats ok
Biggenstein > thanks jack ass
Battle Scar > wtf u bring such nice tasty bait to low sec and expect sympathy?
Biggenstein > Yea, being that I'm fucking new and not bothering anyone out yere, yee
Ormarr Kai > What'd he bring?
Biggenstein > An empty god damn mining ship
Ormarr Kai > What kinda mining ship?
Biggenstein > Retriever
Biggenstein > So much for exploring
Biggenstein > Whats the fun in "battling" a defenseless mining ship? Seems pointless.
Biggenstein > Ooooh, another internet bad ass. Put your e-penis away and go outside from time to time. Fuck
8agpuss > NO
Helicity Boson > u mad son?
Biggenstein > Yea, I am fucking mad
Helicity Boson > why are you mad about a video game?
Biggenstein > No, and I'm not your son
Helicity Boson > BIGGENSTEIN
Helicity Boson > I AM YOUR FATHER
Helicity Boson > LOOK IN YOUR HEART
Helicity Boson > YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
Obsidian Hawk > there is no such thing as a mature player
Obsidian Hawk > its a violation of the EULA for the internet
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