dibblebill > I remember this time we convinced one of our director's kids on vent (he went afk) that we were behind his computer
dibblebill > He logged off of EVE and Vent, both at once, about 30 seconds later
dibblebill > Came back like 20 minutes later
dibblebill > "Why'd my kid unplug my computer? He's never done that before."
dibblebill > He logged off of EVE and Vent, both at once, about 30 seconds later
dibblebill > Came back like 20 minutes later
dibblebill > "Why'd my kid unplug my computer? He's never done that before."
OleScratch > I dunno about this Korvix guy either. Who let him in?
*Korvix Valthonis got in through the cat door
Selphana > dammit
OleScratch > I told ya we should nail that damn thing shut
Korvix Valthonis > ...then you would have to let the cat in&out and that's annoying.
OleScratch > Just have to let the cat out the airlock one time.
Korvix Valthonis > kitty cant breath space air. Not space cat it land cat
OleScratch > therefore you don't have to get up to let 'em back in.
Selphana > but how will you keep the mice out of your pantry?
*Korvix Valthonis got in through the cat door
Selphana > dammit
OleScratch > I told ya we should nail that damn thing shut
Korvix Valthonis > ...then you would have to let the cat in&out and that's annoying.
OleScratch > Just have to let the cat out the airlock one time.
Korvix Valthonis > kitty cant breath space air. Not space cat it land cat
OleScratch > therefore you don't have to get up to let 'em back in.
Selphana > but how will you keep the mice out of your pantry?
Donna Darko > today i think i'll meet my second officer spawn in my life
Donna Darko > the first one ended up rather badly, so i have a debt to pay
Joerd Toastius > would be nice
Donna Darko > yes indeed
Donna Darko > i should have a little GM pocket-friend
Donna Darko > "Today I need to feel lucky... what can you do about it? - Leave that in my hands.... :D"
Donna Darko > *POUFF* belt full of battleships "Have fun! - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARrrrrrghh"
Donna Darko > omg even my fantasies are becoming nightmares about losing my ships.....
Donna Darko > the first one ended up rather badly, so i have a debt to pay
Joerd Toastius > would be nice
Donna Darko > yes indeed
Donna Darko > i should have a little GM pocket-friend
Donna Darko > "Today I need to feel lucky... what can you do about it? - Leave that in my hands.... :D"
Donna Darko > *POUFF* belt full of battleships "Have fun! - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARrrrrrghh"
Donna Darko > omg even my fantasies are becoming nightmares about losing my ships.....
♪ Ev'ry mornin' at the belt you could see him arrive
♫ He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
♪ Kinda wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
♫ And everyone in corp didn't give no lip to Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Nobody seemed to know where Jih called home
♪ He just docked at the station and stayed all alone
♫ He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
♪ And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Jih
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Somebody said he came from Molden Heath
♪ Where he got in a fight over a Minmatar Queen
♫ And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
♪ Sent a Goon Swarn fellow to the Promised Land
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ Then came the day in belt seven-nine
♫ When two reds warped in and men started cryin'
♪ Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
♫ And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
♪ Flew a giant fat man that the miners knew well
♫ Activated a Neutralizer, and cut the phobos' cap down
♪ Like a giant Veldspar roid, just stood there alone
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ With tacklers and cruisers they all undocked
♫ Then numbers in local started to drop
♪ As the blast rings spread from the last volley of torps
♫ Everybody knew it was a frozen corpse for Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Now, they never re-mined that worthless belt
♪ They just placed a holo-banner at the warp in point
♫ These few words are written on that stand
♪ "In the middile of this belt floats one hell of a man, Big Jih"
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
♫ He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
♪ Kinda wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
♫ And everyone in corp didn't give no lip to Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Nobody seemed to know where Jih called home
♪ He just docked at the station and stayed all alone
♫ He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
♪ And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Jih
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Somebody said he came from Molden Heath
♪ Where he got in a fight over a Minmatar Queen
♫ And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
♪ Sent a Goon Swarn fellow to the Promised Land
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ Then came the day in belt seven-nine
♫ When two reds warped in and men started cryin'
♪ Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
♫ And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
♪ Flew a giant fat man that the miners knew well
♫ Activated a Neutralizer, and cut the phobos' cap down
♪ Like a giant Veldspar roid, just stood there alone
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ With tacklers and cruisers they all undocked
♫ Then numbers in local started to drop
♪ As the blast rings spread from the last volley of torps
♫ Everybody knew it was a frozen corpse for Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Now, they never re-mined that worthless belt
♪ They just placed a holo-banner at the warp in point
♫ These few words are written on that stand
♪ "In the middile of this belt floats one hell of a man, Big Jih"
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
Sholto Douglas > That awkward moment when you are at a POS that is offline, and the owner flys past you in a pod :/
Augin Soric > Ah, Alcohol, both the source and solution of all the world's problems.
<DigitalCommunist> I played UO for a whole week once
<DigitalCommunist> It was pretty epic
<DigitalCommunist> Ran around Britannia with no pants, and got killed by a pig
<DigitalCommunist> It was pretty epic
<DigitalCommunist> Ran around Britannia with no pants, and got killed by a pig
cuncannon > what i want krulls dna 4
Dufas > so u can have a little krull baby
Dufas > so u can have a little krull baby
<Mud_Pandemonium> Lemme put it this way.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Your average MMO.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Let's say WoW.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Is a print of the Mona Lisa
<Mud_Pandemonium> Not the original, just a print on posterboard.
<Mud_Pandemonium> EVE is like.. a sculpture, that's never going to be finished.
<Mud_Pandemonium> A mistake here, a fix there, an addition here, a subtraction there, constantly evolving.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Adding new clay to a statue.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Sometimes, the devs accidently add a phallus.
<Mud_Pandemonium> But thats what makes EVE so interesting.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Your average MMO.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Let's say WoW.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Is a print of the Mona Lisa
<Mud_Pandemonium> Not the original, just a print on posterboard.
<Mud_Pandemonium> EVE is like.. a sculpture, that's never going to be finished.
<Mud_Pandemonium> A mistake here, a fix there, an addition here, a subtraction there, constantly evolving.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Adding new clay to a statue.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Sometimes, the devs accidently add a phallus.
<Mud_Pandemonium> But thats what makes EVE so interesting.
Cadion > you have no man card
Cadion > your opinion is irrelevant
Lex Arson > just because I watch ponies does not mean I lack a man card
Cadion > your opinion is irrelevant
Lex Arson > just because I watch ponies does not mean I lack a man card