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Asidon > drones buggering off again by themselves to kill a building 40km away... I don't see why they would need to be nerfed even more...
sjantiok > next upcoming nerf: rebel drones: drones goes rampage on U :D
Asidon > the wife drone; distracts you with trivial in-game questions + randomly adds to your to-do list. Not to mention shops on market on her own.
sjantiok > ROFL
Hexman > i measure time with marbles
Hexman > everytime a new nano whine post pops up i drop a marble in a jar
Hexman > it tells me how many kittens god has killed too
<Ak-Gara> Where does FireFox keep it's cookies?
<OmberZombie> the cookie jar?
Aitrus > oh, btw. The fact that you can't use MWD's in deadspace complexes SUCKS
Khapeta > SUCKS a lot
Aitrus > npc interceptors will rape your ship.
Aitrus > it's ugly
Khapeta > Using sand like lubricant.
Aitrus > sand mixed with salt and lemon juice
Khapeta > Looks like a Mexican drink.
Aitrus > I can't imagine what you'd call that drink
Khapeta > CCP Complexus' Rape :)
Aitrus > "Bloody anus"? "Aggrivated Assault"?
Khapeta > lol lol lol
Aitrus > wonder if that drink would get you chicks.
Araceli Gabriela > 1vs1?
Alysia Starfire > 1vs10?
Araceli Gabriela > no thanks
PhoenixAscendancy > you im starting to think Aralis isnt human, i think he might be the Internet.
PhoenixAscendancy > thats why he does AFK so much, he's processing hits to porn site.
Aralis > You wouldn't believe how much effort that is.
Asbalon Jade > either parts is really friggen high... I just died... or I lost the last marble in my bag... of all three...
High Sierra > you had marbles?
Partsking > Could be a mix of all.
Partsking > Asbalon.
Asbalon Jade > if its a mix.... next thing you know I'll get the urge to huff c320 gas again...
Partsking > Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
Asbalon Jade > just let me grab my stinger missle launcher and they'll be better than shooting stars...
Partsking > :D
Asbalon Jade > they even scream while flying to earth...
WNxWolfy > Make a wish kids!
Ar Marr > stinger missile launcer? what happened to the teddy bear launcers?
Ruban Spangler > o/
WNxWolfy > Rocket propelled chainsaw ftw
Asbalon Jade > that just shows you how stupified I am roland...
Ar Marr > hey ruban
Asbalon Jade > Never would of thought to seeya here again
High Sierra > you know why they have lifejackets on planes?
Ruban Spangler > anything exciting in GW right now?
WNxWolfy > Sierra > For safety regulations?
High Sierra > nope
WNxWolfy > No, nothing at all ruban. Nothing at all. No ships to shoot, nothing.
Partsking > Roland came back, though. o/
WNxWolfy > Who's roland
Ruban Spangler > i'll see if I can fix my R&D agents then
Asbalon Jade > still cant believe it...
High Sierra > its so if the plane comes down and by chance its heading to a mountain, all the passengers can inflate them, throw them at the mountain and scream 'GO AWAY NASTY MOUNTAIN'
WNxWolfy > DEFINITELY NOTHING AT ALL
High Sierra > true that
Asbalon Jade > ya know for a moment I thought you were going to say they could all go indiana jones on the mointain...
High Sierra > now that would be silly
] Asbalon Jade > nah.. it'd be fun to watch..
Asbalon Jade > "weeeeehhhh!" *thud* "wheeeeee!" *thud* .....
Asbalon Jade > boy am i dark today...
Strike Seventeen > wouldnt it just be "thud" and then a people shaped hole in the ground?
WNxWolfy > Lolwat
Asbalon Jade > depends how long they take between them jumping and hitting the mountain...
High Sierra > have you ever hit a cow with a shovel?
High Sierra > its sounds like that
WNxWolfy > .......
WNxWolfy > Don't think I have
High Sierra > you should try it
Ar Marr > gotta deal with rl for a bit... afk... i'll def be back later this evening
High Sierra > tbh if you havent hit a cow with a shovel then you havent lived
Belatrix Ventox > or cow tipping
Asbalon Jade > so kind of like a ... fleshy thud followed by an angry moo?
High Sierra > well on
High Sierra > no
High Sierra > cows dont really get angry
High Sierra > startled
Strike Seventeen > they get even?
High Sierra > cows are good at startled
Chian Dorado > Chick-fil-A cows do
High Sierra > and staring
WNxWolfy > I eh
jahamesh neutron > mmm chick-fil-a
WNxWolfy > I think I'm just going to continue flying with the fleet.
High Sierra > nothing like a good stare from a cow to make you feel uncomfortable
High Sierra > or slightly turned on
Strike Seventeen > and decorating my dinner plate with ribeyes
WNxWolfy > Right.
Strike Seventeen > thats it, 22 degrees be damned, im firing up the grill tonight
High Sierra > there used to be this one cow in the field at the back of my dads place
High Sierra > lovely eyes
WNxWolfy > Oh god
Partsking > /emote steps away from HS.
WNxWolfy > I er
WNxWolfy > I think it's better if we shut sierra up now
Partsking > or....pix plz?
High Sierra > what?
High Sierra > dont tell me you've never looked into those depthless bown eyes
High Sierra > and found yourself touching your nipples
Partsking > lmao
WNxWolfy > .....
WNxWolfy > No, I've never.
Asbalon Jade > and you guys were EVER afraid of me.. yeah.. right...
Valerie Valate > Starsi is now PF
John Relander > Link?
John Relander > And the most important question: Does is taste like revenge?
Valerie Valate > well, i'm basing that statement on the fact that a CCP character, Hilen Tukoss, has said they prefer Starsi to Quafe
Ulphus > I so seldom get revenge that I've forgotten what it tastes like
Axel Kurki > Ulphus obviously needs to drink more Starsi.
Ulphus > Drinking Starsi to try to see whether it tastes like revenge is a bit circular
Valerie Valate > most soft drinks say "best served chilled"
Valerie Valate > Revenge is also apparently best served cold
Axel Kurki > No, Ulphus needs to drink Starsi to remember what revenge tastes like.
Ulphus > I suspect then, that starsi tastes like bile
Saana Nupuunen > Isn't revenge supposed to be sweet?
Xi Nao > sweet and cold.
Xi Nao > revenge is ice cream!
DaedalusXP > oh cool there's this guy with a 8 billion isk bounty in a battleship at 220 km away from me
Gazzini > lol kill it
DaedalusXP > ill use my 4 150mm railguns on it
Gazzini > oh.
DaedalusXP > wtf
DaedalusXP > wtf
Gazzini > ?
DaedalusXP > this guy suddenly appeared near me
Gazzini > whoa
DaedalusXP > great he fekkin killed me
Puck LeFae > Some folks asked me if I'd found Jesus... I told them 'Yes, he was behind the sofa the whole time.' They weren't sure how to respond to that and so they walked off.
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