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Zero0 > omg, what am I doing? im talking hair care with a blonde!!! I need to change the subject quick...... umm..... umm..... nothings coming to mind.......
Jenesa > talk about sex
Jenesa > but not with me
Zero0 > ..... never crossed my mind...... well maybe it did, but just once...... every 7 seconds..........
Jenesa > /emote points to the cold shower room
Zero0 > yes mam
Zero0 > /emote hangs his head and walks away
Termina Pax > serious, i noticed brits play drunk and yanks fer the most part play stoned
Nallii > And the Canadians play hockey
Toria Nynys > Federation uses deadly gas, death count soars. That sounds like my family -- we had mexican for dinner.
Valora > kurenin is flying a vindi and a dread at the same time? o_O
Nephlite > ya
Kurenin > I am like a woman, multitasking for the win
Shrike > youre like a woman, period.
Valora > and what a woman
Garviel Lokken > someone make me a pizza i want one right now
Shadow XII > Sure.
oooMACooo > mmmmmmmm pizza
Garviel Lokken > yum
Shadow XII > Just hook me up with a PIzza Blueprint and I'll make you one right now.
Shadow XII > Of course I need some minerals. Cheese, dough, tomato sauce, bacon, mushrooms....
Shadow XII > Damn, now I want a pizza.
Rah Magnus > nah i am dislexic and had a crapy spelling teachers and never took typing class
Straith > Heh
Straith > Can I crack dyslexic jokes?
Rah Magnus > shure
Straith > I have a really good one...
Straith > Two dyslexicx in the back of a car
Straith > One says "Can you smell petrol?"
Straith > The other says "Smell petrol? I can't even smell my own name!"
Theo Samaritan warps into bedspace
Theo Samaritan > goodnight people
Sard Caid > Sup guys
Vanderie > we're roaming
Sard Caid > Cool
Venom Orchid > They're roman, I'm playing the persian woman they captured
NoWeR > 3 generals qbh gate in azn
PaND3M0NiUM > didn't you hear nower: RATTING MAKES YOU GO DEAF
Sith Emperor > WHAT?
PaND3M0NiUM > or was that jerking off... i always get them mixed up
DraLaFi > man i ran into a pretty cute blonde last night... but she was crazy as fuck ones got in abit closer lol... good thing my mate saved me out of that one or i would prolly still be tied to a cross whearing nothing but spandex...
wardo653 > and thats a problem cos?
DraLaFi > still abit more on the bad-side then i usually find them...
wardo653 > I was gonna say depends if you are a "giver" or "taker" but hitting a woman isn't my thing
wardo653 > and taking ten lashes with a wip ain't either
DraLaFi > better prep a few gallons of coffee
DraLaFi > and hope not to many "moraly-hangovers" hits me :p
wardo653 > yeah waking up after being beaten shitless by a girl, and having a moumental hangover would be one of those "never drinking again" hangovers
wardo653 > it might be ok being tied up might not be soo bad......until the 12inch black mamba comes out.....
wardo653 > and she says "this will hurt you more than it'll hurt me"
wardo653 > /emote winces
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