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Jitabug > Well, this little break gave me the chance to learn Info Psych 1
Jitabug > Hurrah for hiding at a university.
Screaming Blade > im in a class 5 wormhole with no combat ships
Screaming Blade > i feel special
Screaming Blade > Mining barge, check, orca, check, tower and parts, check, scan frigs, check, millions of probes, check, beer, check, combat ships...HURR WHO NEEEDS THOSE
Siicko > PENIS
1koozya > nomnonomnomnom
<DigitalCommunist> I played UO for a whole week once
<DigitalCommunist> It was pretty epic
<DigitalCommunist> Ran around Britannia with no pants, and got killed by a pig
Nirvy > you lost me kal
Nirvy > what is bowel essence?
Kalahari Wayrest > negative indications > positive transformations
Nirvy > and again..you lost me
Kalahari Wayrest > not essence of bowel apparently
Kalahari Wayrest > I'll copy what is says
Kalahari Wayrest > The bowel essence will stop you from being sluggish, blocked, nervous, tence, wound up, anxious, knotted, unsettled, uncomfortble, churning (my favouate) tormented, 'holding on'
Kalahari Wayrest > and make you cleansed, calmed, settled, eased, comforted, relaxed, 'letting go' and released
Nirvy > omg
Nirvy > all my life i have wanted to not be churning and sluggish

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Darkvizier > wtf are you guys talking about?
Kalahari Wayrest > Jan de Vries Combination Flower Essences dark
Kalahari Wayrest > they will change your life
Kalahari Wayrest > and your bowels
Darkvizier > O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > http://www.bioforceshop.co.uk/products/jan_de_vries
Kalahari Wayrest > bowel essence is out of stock :o
Darkvizier > they have "biosnacky" O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > I mean really...they couldn't of come up with a better name than 'bowel essence' for that one...jeeze...nice selling point
Aspen Trezdar > lol
Nirvy > better than Extract of Bowel i guess
Darkvizier > bowel essence... rofl
Nirvy > hmm maybe i could sell my bowell extract..

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Kalahari Wayrest > when I first saw it I thought essence of bowel...£3.99 for essence of bowel...is this even legal...
Kalahari Wayrest > it has a picture of a marigold on it
Nirvy > rofl
Darkvizier > damn
Adrielle Firewalker > dont look at it, it'll give you the runs!
Kalahari Wayrest > can't take the bowel out of the marigold, but you can take the marigold out of the bowel
Nirvy > /emote splurts coffee
Kalahari Wayrest > free delivery guys
Nirvy > im sold
Nirvy > im placeing my order now
Darkvizier > /emotecloses the site
Aspen Trezdar > I wonder if they ship internationally?
Olixia Castitatis > /emote has retruned form Thew Pub.
Olixia Castitatis > /emote has lo9ts tpying siklls.
Raven Karrde > sir second life? what is this you speak of?
Raven Karrde > for me i have regular nightmares of this life of "work" in an office i think they call it... but when i wake up i hug my mining lasers and forget the pain
Javonite > lol
Scarcus > i prefer to hug my strippers...
Yyrkoon > your 25mm staple gun strikes "the boss" <idiot> [overpaid] perfectly., wrecking for YOUREFIRED damage
Javonite > I've heard those nightmares comes from glitches when you get podded
and the brainwave patterns are transferred to the clone.
Kebal > then i can catch you with your thumb in ya mouth
Kebal > maybe record a small vid clip
Kebal > that way they can hear you snore as well
MEPH1ST0 > NOOOOOOOO
MEPH1ST0 > i dont snore
MEPH1ST0 > twat
Kebal > you do while sucking ya thumb
Kayne Darklight > enough, i want to actually sleep tonight
Kayne Darklight > not have nightmares
Kebal > heheheheh
Kebal > he logged in shame
Kayne Darklight > either that, or he`s pulled out the cable to strangle you with?
maquinista > bahaha, i might be drunk as fuck but i can dice a fuckin onion like a cracksmokin south-mongolian ninja-surgeon
ECHAeries > LOL
Lue1987 > um watch your fingers dude ^^
maquinista > i still got the whole dozen
maquinista > :D
maquinista > wait....
[HermanLivesInABucket] AEOLUSWIND! it is me (herman)
[Feyrhel] wow its herman.
[Aadahn] no it isn't
[HermanLivesInABucket] THIS IS REALLY HERMAN TRUSTUS ME
[AeolusWind] Herman! I trust you are safe?
[HermanLivesInABucket] yes i gots some good ships now for blasting PIRAETS!
[AeolusWind] I'm glad to hear it herman, can never be too sure about those pirates
[HermanLivesInABucket] IT ES GETTING TOO BIG! i haves to keep it in spaec vaults now or maybe bury it on some omoons BUT I CANT LAND ON ANYTHING i need moer better ships for herman
[AeolusWind] herman: have you treasure chests (considered giant secure cans) for your treasure?
[Aadahn] i think herman is insane... I like that in a person
[HermanLivesInABucket] no i must get some of this secure can. herman keeps lal the treasures in a wallet i think WOH KNOWS!
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