DJ Daggaroth > caldari rookie ship
Intergalatic lobster > nice
DJ Daggaroth > its a piece of garbage that is only considered a starship because cyberjesus wanted a laugh and took a can opener and put a warp drive on it
Intergalatic lobster > nice
DJ Daggaroth > its a piece of garbage that is only considered a starship because cyberjesus wanted a laugh and took a can opener and put a warp drive on it
Scrawt > your avatar looks like my ex, my ex is called alice and her middle name is Eleanor
Scrawt > so i see you, alice eleanor
Dumagand Ongrard > Elmdor....... nice reading there slick
Scrawt > and im obliged to offer you my penis for old times sake
Scrawt > yes ive noticed the difference in letters, but what i did was try to bridge the gap
Ibeau Renoir > here's where she admits to being a guy irl.
Scrawt > and thatd be another similarity
Scrawt > turns out it was andy and i just wasnt listening
Alice Elmdor > :p
DarkBloodRain > well they both start with an A...
Scrawt > that was my argement
Scrawt > ive only got as far as i have because "girl" and "boy" sound so different
DarkBloodRain > it's just like amendment and action. both start with an a. see?
Scrawt > yes, that explains the manly grunts
Scrawt > and the penis
DarkBloodRain > penis, poker, same thing
DarkBloodRain > parrot?
Scrawt > thats right
Scrawt > i bought a penis from the pet shop, it can say hello
Scrawt > so i see you, alice eleanor
Dumagand Ongrard > Elmdor....... nice reading there slick
Scrawt > and im obliged to offer you my penis for old times sake
Scrawt > yes ive noticed the difference in letters, but what i did was try to bridge the gap
Ibeau Renoir > here's where she admits to being a guy irl.
Scrawt > and thatd be another similarity
Scrawt > turns out it was andy and i just wasnt listening
Alice Elmdor > :p
DarkBloodRain > well they both start with an A...
Scrawt > that was my argement
Scrawt > ive only got as far as i have because "girl" and "boy" sound so different
DarkBloodRain > it's just like amendment and action. both start with an a. see?
Scrawt > yes, that explains the manly grunts
Scrawt > and the penis
DarkBloodRain > penis, poker, same thing
DarkBloodRain > parrot?
Scrawt > thats right
Scrawt > i bought a penis from the pet shop, it can say hello
<Blocko> When an RKK pilot is born, they use their umbilical cord to loot the f*ck out of their host before it is cut!
<Dian> dude
<Dian> the umbilical cord
<Dian> IS A SALVAGER
<JakeNoble> lol
<Dian> dude
<Dian> the umbilical cord
<Dian> IS A SALVAGER
<JakeNoble> lol
wizzard66 > but i pisses agains an electric fence one day as a boy
wizzard66 > gave a whole new meaning to the term "Flaming Pipes"
wizzard66 > you think thats funny??
bone > yes!
wizzard66 > i had to piss standing faced down on my hands on the ttoilet
wizzard66 > hoping i didnt have diahreeas
Ghost_reaper > hahaha
wizzard66 > i would try it again these days though
wizzard66 > an erection that last a week
wizzard66 > all the wimmen in the elderly home would love that
wizzard66 > but..
wizzard66 > my heart couldnt take it i guess
wizzard66 > gave a whole new meaning to the term "Flaming Pipes"
wizzard66 > you think thats funny??
bone > yes!
wizzard66 > i had to piss standing faced down on my hands on the ttoilet
wizzard66 > hoping i didnt have diahreeas
Ghost_reaper > hahaha
wizzard66 > i would try it again these days though
wizzard66 > an erection that last a week
wizzard66 > all the wimmen in the elderly home would love that
wizzard66 > but..
wizzard66 > my heart couldnt take it i guess
Echskrata > don't you hate when you're out mining and a hulk just parks next to you and makes you look bad? :P
jih chop > seriously - I dunno what they are putting in the crack down there, but switch to american crack - it's pure
jih chop > quit smoking that silly kangaroo crack
Borric CoDion > lol not me brother...im drug free
jih chop > really?
jih chop > then why are you like that?
jih chop > quit smoking that silly kangaroo crack
Borric CoDion > lol not me brother...im drug free
jih chop > really?
jih chop > then why are you like that?
<xertmen> and the rest are carebears
<BiBi`ouF> yes ?
<BiBi`ouF> sorry, highlight on carebear.
<BiBi`ouF> yes ?
<BiBi`ouF> sorry, highlight on carebear.
R2 D3 > tho minnie is not worht mentioning in 4 races imo they should put them under ammar empire as pets/slaves:P
Bezz > shut it hippy b4 i set fire to you;re flared pants an take your weed of you
R2 D3 > hehe I never died to a minmattar in my whole eve career:P
Bezz > well running away prolly helped that stat :P
Bezz > shut it hippy b4 i set fire to you;re flared pants an take your weed of you
R2 D3 > hehe I never died to a minmattar in my whole eve career:P
Bezz > well running away prolly helped that stat :P
Cezzario > Dear CCP, I think you should hold a special olympics. If you do I belive my drones have a chance at winning because they are retarded
Oleandra Shadowjumper > are you a RL girl or no? just asking because i'm the only girl in this corp so it'd be nice to have some more estrogen around here to balance out all the testosterone
Isolda Gyfford > no sorry, small hairy yorkshire bloke i'm afraid :P
Isolda Gyfford > no sorry, small hairy yorkshire bloke i'm afraid :P