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Belfalas > ray did u see that australian guy who paints with his c0ck
Rayvan > ummmm no
Alfred AngloSaxon > he wish he did tho
Toppar Wear > lol
Belfalas > Under the artistic pseudonym "Pricasso", Patch uses his penis to paint portraits, landscapes and female nudes.
Belfalas > "I dip it in the paint and then apply it to the canvas," says the 56-year-old who grew up in England. "I began doing it at a party around Christmas time. Now I videotape all my work, because sometimes people don't believe me."
Belfalas > http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/20/patch21706_wideweb__470x352,0.jpg
Belfalas > now i wonder what kind of parties they have in australia
Toppar Wear > lol
Toppar Wear > im just thinking about how hard it will be to paint nude ppl if u have a hard on, lol
Pilk > I'd think it'd be difficult the other way, personally.
Pilk > Although what'd really kill me would be running low on paint on the tip.
Pilk > Paper cuts are bad, mmkay?
Rayvan > ok who the hell wants to see a 56 yr old penis paint anyway?
Toppar Wear > might be - AFK (TESTING NOW) ;P
Alex Raptos > 16 hours on guided missile precision
Alex Raptos > lvl 3....man i must be tired i'm missile whole words...
Alex Raptos > .....
Alex Raptos > MISSING GOD DAMNIT
Dake Avant > nice
KanmanDS > i put out a casting call in the local chat for two noobs that want to fight each other to the death for the entertainment of the older players. no one has stepped up yet.
hippoking > afk for dinner
hippoking > fucking win
hippoking > dad's having a blood test tomorrow, and cant eat anything
hippoking > so i get to have steak, and dad gets to starve
bumcheekcity > you're evil. seriously evil
bumcheekcity > i'd do just the same though :D
hippoking > back
hippoking > that was some good steak
hippoking > and I intimated this fact to dad
hippoking > except that it sounded more like "mumph mumph ood ake mumph"
hippoking > and he wasn't impressed
Brash Buccaneer > ofstrife, your salvage is rubbish, please do a better mission next time
<KomradeVirtunov> I only didnt notice because I've been wearing clothes today
Hellspawn01 > if someone wouldnt have invented electricity, we would use candles while playing eve at night
Gehen Sealbreaker > Poor guy - arrested for "non usage of a condom".
Darranibal Colpia > Yah thats like the dodgiest interpretation of sexual assault in existance.
Gehen Sealbreaker > :(
Darranibal Colpia > Its actually to Julian Assange's credit that thats the worst dirt that they could dig up, that he twice didnt use a condom. And half the world goes "Bollocks i've done that.. " and the other half goes "Damn so I was born in the midst of a criminal conspiracy?"
Gehen Sealbreaker > lol yeah, it's quite amazing indeed, although not surprising.
Darranibal Colpia > Yah America scraping the barrel again, or indeed, the condom.
PaleAle > tri has a titan, and another titan being built afaik
Futuristic Eagle > Is it nanoed?
PaleAle > they're pos's would be nano'd if they could
yeticakes > rick will never A. give you up B. let you down C. run around. or D. all of the above
Pushtan > lmfao
Pushtan > fucken rawred
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