Tommy Johnson > how do i undork ship?
Clapped Out > take its glasses off
Clapped Out > take its glasses off
Cat Calico > o/
Netje > so, what's up?
jih chop > uranus
Borric CoDion > /emote looks at his anus
jih chop > you could see it better if you pulled your head out first
Netje > so, what's up?
jih chop > uranus
Borric CoDion > /emote looks at his anus
jih chop > you could see it better if you pulled your head out first
* Grez gets out his penis and starts stabing horza with it
Grez > har har
FenikSar > gives a new meaning to the term "pin Prick"
Grez > har har
FenikSar > gives a new meaning to the term "pin Prick"
Atandros says:
omg yuo r teh lafz0rz :'|
Nicodiemus says:
KEK E I R TEH LROD OF TEH FUNNIES!11
Atandros says:
English language, time of death: 19:14 GMT. Rest in peace, friend.
omg yuo r teh lafz0rz :'|
Nicodiemus says:
KEK E I R TEH LROD OF TEH FUNNIES!11
Atandros says:
English language, time of death: 19:14 GMT. Rest in peace, friend.
Asuka Paku > i'm an idiot
Garthran > lol... what tipped you off?
Asuka Paku > I could have just BOUGHT all this mexallon, and used my assets window, instead of going through market and plotting course...
Asuka Paku > damn it lol
Garthran > /emote stares for a moment, giggles, snorts, then just laughs at your expense
Asuka Paku > repeat after me... skills are only needed for remote sells... skills are only needed for remote sells...
Garthran > lol... what tipped you off?
Asuka Paku > I could have just BOUGHT all this mexallon, and used my assets window, instead of going through market and plotting course...
Asuka Paku > damn it lol
Garthran > /emote stares for a moment, giggles, snorts, then just laughs at your expense
Asuka Paku > repeat after me... skills are only needed for remote sells... skills are only needed for remote sells...
hiddentalents > /emote was driving with the missus and kids down town and spotted some birds suntanning topless, cursed myself for leaving the sharkies at home so i couldn't look for id get busted lolol
Ben Derindar > hahahah
n0sPIG > haha dirty bastid
n0sPIG > should have just taken the hiding
Ben Derindar > rofl
res0nance > omfg
res0nance > topless
res0nance > /emote drools
res0nance > err i mean "i see that kind of thing every day"
Ben Derindar > hahahah
n0sPIG > haha dirty bastid
n0sPIG > should have just taken the hiding
Ben Derindar > rofl
res0nance > omfg
res0nance > topless
res0nance > /emote drools
res0nance > err i mean "i see that kind of thing every day"
* Ysabelle humps Emiug > where've you been?
<Emiug> Uni
<Emiug> aka, behind the worst firewall ever :P
<Dobbs> Emiug
<Dobbs> just do what I did
<Dobbs> offer your network tech a blowjob in return for a direct link
<Dobbs> .
<Emiug> hmm
<Emiug> Uni
<Emiug> aka, behind the worst firewall ever :P
<Dobbs> Emiug
<Dobbs> just do what I did
<Dobbs> offer your network tech a blowjob in return for a direct link
<Dobbs> .
<Emiug> hmm
Theo Samaritan > The entire recruitment channel is like having several hundred Barry Scott's advertising different products at the same time through the same speaker.
Maximillian Kord > ok ill tell ya but not in local
Mifuune > ok
Maximillian Kord > got into a topless lapdance bar
Maximillian Kord > was chatting up 2 gorgoeus girls, looked like sisters
Maximillian Kord > one hand on ones breats , the other on the other ass
Maximillian Kord > when the hand on the ass fell something that shouldnt have been there
Maximillian Kord > arrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh
Mifuune > hahahahahaha
Maximillian Kord > left that bar damn quick i tell ya
Maximillian Kord > the real thing that pissed me off was it was bigger than mine lol
Mifuune > ok
Maximillian Kord > got into a topless lapdance bar
Maximillian Kord > was chatting up 2 gorgoeus girls, looked like sisters
Maximillian Kord > one hand on ones breats , the other on the other ass
Maximillian Kord > when the hand on the ass fell something that shouldnt have been there
Maximillian Kord > arrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh
Mifuune > hahahahahaha
Maximillian Kord > left that bar damn quick i tell ya
Maximillian Kord > the real thing that pissed me off was it was bigger than mine lol
Feyde Harkonen > I went through every system on autopilot on the way saying "GO SAINTS!" in every system along the way. I forgot that one of them was low-sec and apparently it was full of Colts fans...