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dailyhazard > im not allowed in english for 2 lessons
dailyhazard > cos i sang inspector gadget constantly
dailyhazard > for the whole lesson
Hellraiza666 > lol
joefishy > noob
joefishy > how old are you ?
Hunkof BurningLove > 34, he's the teacher

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retlaw > afk some thing fell down outside
Takayoru > k
Takayoru > Is your house under attack? Check your armor tank!
retlaw > fire work hit rain spout
Takayoru > no shit?
Takayoru > missiles
retlaw > ya it is ok though
Takayoru > they always hit
Takayoru > how much DPS?

#6096 + ( 4 ) -inappropriate?

Centinel 6 > but when she said edible creams......I knew I was staying the night

#879 + ( 10 ) -inappropriate?

Shintoko Akahoshi > It means "pod me and then desecrate my corpse sexually with a raw carrot!"
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)

#8406 + ( 8 ) -inappropriate?

Packtu'sa > I need someone to translate British into American here
Tobin Shalim > you mean translate English into English?
Packtu'sa > More or less

#13568 + ( 14 ) -inappropriate?

Quinn Oron [prax]: FUCK. HICCUPS.
Quinn Oron [prax]: ALL. BLOODY. DAY.
Quinn Oron [prax]: I've tried all the home remedies.
Quinn Oron [prax]: Wikipedia even said inducing sneezing might help.
Quinn Oron [prax]: It didn't.
Quinn Oron [prax]: I was sneezing AND hiccuping for an entire fucking hour.

#11236 + ( 12 ) -inappropriate?

Aranis Warhurst > me and heiar ... were meant for each other :D
Heiar Helmet > NEIN
Aranis Warhurst > DA
Malicious Manifesto > i now promounce u man and manwife
Heiar Helmet > -_-
Heiar Helmet > fuck you
Heiar Helmet > I'm a ships capitan too
Aranis Warhurst > lmao
Heiar Helmet > I anull the marriage

#5172 + ( 13 ) -inappropriate?

AonChilo > wish i had a laptop, so i can mine while i sleep with my gf

#9861 + ( 1 ) -inappropriate?

Mateer Boshette > Below -2 = not in 1.0 sec systems Below -2.5 = not in 0.9 Below -3 = not in 0.8 Below -3.5 = not in 0.7 Below -4 = not in 0.6 Below -4.5 = not in 0.5
Primelynx > nice one mateer,numbers never lie unless its statistics :)
Compleeter > 62% of all statistics are made up on the spot
lepster101 > 94%!
Monev TheGale > 75%
Compleeter > 46% damnit
lepster101 > pfff clearly it's 80...
Backtosh Redclaw > 38.2343523465677846%!!
Crazie Joe > 80% of people believe statistics are made up and the other 25% couldnt give a rats ass
Kelligan > 66%- ooops - 99%
Amberwolf > if i'm 90% right most the time, who cares about the other 3%?

#2274 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

Azia Burgi > don't you get webspace with bt internet?
Andros vonBek > yeah
Andros vonBek > think i have 15Gb, not sure
Azia Burgi > WTF!
Azia Burgi > thats insane
Andros vonBek > Total Allocated: 15000000 bytes
Azia Burgi > 15gb of webspace...
Azia Burgi > roflmao
Andros vonBek > ermm
Andros vonBek > no
* Andros vonBek slaps himself HARD
Azia Burgi > thats 15megabytes
Andros vonBek > ROFLMFAO
Azia Burgi > n00b

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