Siren Shiva > My theory on Verone is:
Siren Shiva > He's really female. But he doesnt want to tell because he's afraid of lesbian attacks.
Verone > rawr, lesbians can attack me any time they want...
Verone > prefereably in large numbers
Verone > covered in whip cream and chocolate sauce
Siren Shiva > He's really female. But he doesnt want to tell because he's afraid of lesbian attacks.
Verone > rawr, lesbians can attack me any time they want...
Verone > prefereably in large numbers
Verone > covered in whip cream and chocolate sauce
Andian> Big one coming through
Gilgamoth> Slide it in here big boy!
Laird> Too far, to fucking far.
Andian> o.O What do you mean too fucking far?
Laird> OMG, what did I just say.
Gilgamoth> Slide it in here big boy!
Laird> Too far, to fucking far.
Andian> o.O What do you mean too fucking far?
Laird> OMG, what did I just say.
<@TinyTsathoggua> big dot on the map == big sig radius of ship
<@TinyTsathoggua> I'll make this nonsense make sense!
<@Garet_Jax|work> Actually, that'd be kind of fun.
<@Garet_Jax|work> Doing some sort of coordinated op to make something show up on the Map.
* @Garet_Jax|work ponders how to acheive such a feat.
<@CanSpice> connect-the-dots to make a penis or something
<@ma9mwah|home> hehe
<@hazecat> oh the goons would do that
<@Garet_Jax|work> Yeah.
<@Garet_Jax|work> They totally have the people for it too.
<@CanSpice> I think I'll go suggest it to them
<@Garet_Jax|work> I'm thinking Cyno Fields would be the best bet.
<@Garet_Jax|work> Except then you'd have to do it in 0.0/lowsec
<@CanSpice> do self-destructs count as ship destructions?
<@Garet_Jax|work> No idea.
<@CanSpice> you could do massive ibis destructions
* @Garet_Jax|work pulls up his Excel sheet of systems...
<@Garet_Jax|work> There are a lot of 0.0 + lowsec systems.
<@Garet_Jax|work> We could totally draw something.
<@Garet_Jax|work> With cyno fields.
<@checkedout|work> space penis
<@Garet_Jax|work> I was kind of thinking a giant ArsC
<@checkedout|work> oh... that too
<@checkedout|work> THEN can we do a space penis?
<@checkedout|work> ;)
<@Garet_Jax|work> We'll let the goons to a space penis.
<@checkedout|work> ahh... good plan
* @checkedout|work doesn't really know why he's obsessed with a space penis...
* @checkedout|work checks..... nope... not gay
<@TinyTsathoggua> I'll make this nonsense make sense!
<@Garet_Jax|work> Actually, that'd be kind of fun.
<@Garet_Jax|work> Doing some sort of coordinated op to make something show up on the Map.
* @Garet_Jax|work ponders how to acheive such a feat.
<@CanSpice> connect-the-dots to make a penis or something
<@ma9mwah|home> hehe
<@hazecat> oh the goons would do that
<@Garet_Jax|work> Yeah.
<@Garet_Jax|work> They totally have the people for it too.
<@CanSpice> I think I'll go suggest it to them
<@Garet_Jax|work> I'm thinking Cyno Fields would be the best bet.
<@Garet_Jax|work> Except then you'd have to do it in 0.0/lowsec
<@CanSpice> do self-destructs count as ship destructions?
<@Garet_Jax|work> No idea.
<@CanSpice> you could do massive ibis destructions
* @Garet_Jax|work pulls up his Excel sheet of systems...
<@Garet_Jax|work> There are a lot of 0.0 + lowsec systems.
<@Garet_Jax|work> We could totally draw something.
<@Garet_Jax|work> With cyno fields.
<@checkedout|work> space penis
<@Garet_Jax|work> I was kind of thinking a giant ArsC
<@checkedout|work> oh... that too
<@checkedout|work> THEN can we do a space penis?
<@checkedout|work> ;)
<@Garet_Jax|work> We'll let the goons to a space penis.
<@checkedout|work> ahh... good plan
* @checkedout|work doesn't really know why he's obsessed with a space penis...
* @checkedout|work checks..... nope... not gay
Num Killer > Row Row Row your boat, underneath the stream. Ha Ha fooled you! I'm a submarine!
Yves Melvone > yeah, but i was just thinking if we could put "This is a restricted zone, please leave before you get shot by me" on the ammo it would save some typing
<@Viceroy> I'm a Grand Inquisitor of The Holy Galactic BoB Imperium of The Seven Headed Lion Throne of Lord Molle The Merciful
Rek Jaiga > /emote cylon-mates-with KorKor
Rek Jaiga > I am taking your DNA, and making it better. Silly organic.
Korinne > did you just merge our programming?
Rek Jaiga > <i>Yes</i>
Korinne > kiki is going to be mad at us
Nethys Axion > uh oh
Rek Jaiga > She can parse with us.
Korinne > doesnt that make us polygamists then?
Nethys Axion > ahhfeels good to play on max graphics again
Rek Jaiga > What's wrong with that?
Rek Jaiga > ...you mean you didn't know?
Rek Jaiga > nice, Nethys!
Nethys Axion > I think Kiki <i>is </i>in fact polygamist
Rek Jaiga > polyamorous, yes
Nethys Axion > yeah
Korinne > i think some of our programming is corrupt, since certain runtimes are corresponding as independent processes
Nethys Axion > I feel like I'm reading a script for java porn
Rek Jaiga > Hrm....but KorKor.
Rek Jaiga > We'll just build all night until there are no syntax errors.
Korinne > we need to recompile our newly merged firmware
Rek Jaiga > We're dealing with firmware? I was speaking machine language, because you made me hardware.
Nethys Axion > /emote facepalms
Nethys Axion > <i>hard</i>
Nethys Axion > <i>in multiple dimensions</i>
Rek Jaiga > ...yes
Korinne > one moment.... humor scripts are occupying all available resources
Korinne > "you make me hardware"
Rek Jaiga > Was there a semantic error on that line?
Nethys Axion > "my feelings for you are not a matter of coding now, because you made me hardware"
Korinne > possibly.
Rek Jaiga > Read string "hardware". Delete all chars after index 3.
Korinne > DEP runtimes have been activated, recommend rolling back to a previous restore point....
Rek Jaiga > Nooo I moved too fast
Korinne > mv merge.dat > FriendZone/Rek.dat
Rek Jaiga > I am taking your DNA, and making it better. Silly organic.
Korinne > did you just merge our programming?
Rek Jaiga > <i>Yes</i>
Korinne > kiki is going to be mad at us
Nethys Axion > uh oh
Rek Jaiga > She can parse with us.
Korinne > doesnt that make us polygamists then?
Nethys Axion > ahhfeels good to play on max graphics again
Rek Jaiga > What's wrong with that?
Rek Jaiga > ...you mean you didn't know?
Rek Jaiga > nice, Nethys!
Nethys Axion > I think Kiki <i>is </i>in fact polygamist
Rek Jaiga > polyamorous, yes
Nethys Axion > yeah
Korinne > i think some of our programming is corrupt, since certain runtimes are corresponding as independent processes
Nethys Axion > I feel like I'm reading a script for java porn
Rek Jaiga > Hrm....but KorKor.
Rek Jaiga > We'll just build all night until there are no syntax errors.
Korinne > we need to recompile our newly merged firmware
Rek Jaiga > We're dealing with firmware? I was speaking machine language, because you made me hardware.
Nethys Axion > /emote facepalms
Nethys Axion > <i>hard</i>
Nethys Axion > <i>in multiple dimensions</i>
Rek Jaiga > ...yes
Korinne > one moment.... humor scripts are occupying all available resources
Korinne > "you make me hardware"
Rek Jaiga > Was there a semantic error on that line?
Nethys Axion > "my feelings for you are not a matter of coding now, because you made me hardware"
Korinne > possibly.
Rek Jaiga > Read string "hardware". Delete all chars after index 3.
Korinne > DEP runtimes have been activated, recommend rolling back to a previous restore point....
Rek Jaiga > Nooo I moved too fast
Korinne > mv merge.dat > FriendZone/Rek.dat
Govna > do precisions work better vs drones than standard missiles?
Frank Horrigan > Common sense would say, Yes, but Eve sense says, No.
Frank Horrigan > Common sense would say, Yes, but Eve sense says, No.
PKlavins > "News just in...LegilGalad dies of massive blood loss due to self-castration...more on this as it unfolds :S "
Missus Fantastic > yeah, you better give the undercarriage a good scrub in case you get lucky