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Arro Cera > brb god needs a shit
Arro Cera > dog*
Arro Cera > rofl
Kyrall > what a typo
<shezomb> I know people like to experiment with vegies up their special places, but i dont think chilis are a good option
<MrBlades> People like to do that sorta thing?
<shezomb> cuecumbers... carrots....
<MrBlades> You telling me you\'ve crammed a leak up your poop chute?
<shezomb> me? noo I have a vibrator for that
<MrBlades> Oh
<MrBlades> OH!
<MrBlades> ...
<MrBlades> Thats not a vegetable
John Sparks > i have to mute my FC, he always tells me to do shit and its annoying
Arvald > hmm
Arvald > i jsut realized somthing
Rock Brackenshield > wazzat?
Arvald > im the only one home
Arvald > so why am i not naked...
Dez Affinity > anyway gonna go pwn on some other game
Dan Affliction > what
Dan Affliction > got supreme commander yet ?
mirel yirrin > No
mirel yirrin > Dez is off to play the My Little Pony MMO
mirel yirrin > he plays a LvL 49 Blue Sparkle Pony WarMage
mirel yirrin > with a lvl 57 subjob as a Bard
mirel yirrin > -_-
Shewa > lol
Capt Wright > hello i just bought a brutix ship and i was wondering what i need to make it faster?????
kylania > a miracle
Obsidian Hawk > oh shit im now the ceo
Duckeye > congrats
Chebri > o/
Obsidian Hawk > We will conquer destroy and burn all of new eden
Obsidian Hawk > after that is done all that will be heard is the laminations of amarr women!
Obsidian Hawk > fuck i dont know
Obsidian Hawk > i just need to boot people to set up a tower really
Arcelian > By laminations your gonna coat them in palstic?
Rhi Tehn > laminations of amarr women
Rhi Tehn > :;googles that::
Arcelian > Lamentations is the word I think you are looking for, which sounds pretty hawt
Duckeye > he means lamentations
Obsidian Hawk > there we go
Rhi Tehn > I like lamination more
Obsidian Hawk > yeah the conan the barbarian quote
Rhi Tehn > I'm going to invent a human laminator
Duckeye > I know some people have a fetish for being sealed up into an entire wall of latex, they have to have a tube give them air
Rhi Tehn > Seen the vacuum bed yet?
Nizzy55 > only used once
Rhi Tehn > Shrink wrapper for humans, why NOT a laminator?
Obsidian Hawk > oh dear jeebus what did i start
Ilfar > Oops, wrong button
Macgun90 > ok your cruisin through lowsex in your T1 cruiser and hit a camp, do you A: scream like a girl and beg for you life or B: fight with honor and go down in a blaze of glory?
Ilfar > I'm sorry, I don't understand the question...
Minarqh > C: Pat myself on the back for fitting a large buffer and stabs and cruise on through.
Ilfar > The number of times I've left Finanar can be counted on one hand, and that's the hand of a very inept butcher...
Macgun90 > thats cheating Min :(
Minarqh > :P
Minarqh > Probably fight with honor. Though I don't often go through lowsex except in a fleet.
Minarqh > The one time I did get hit with a camp I had stabs and a big enough buffer.
Macgun90 > battle buddies give the reds someone else to shoot right? :D
Ilfar > I thought that's what alts are for
Macgun90 > or that
Minarqh > Time to be drunk. BRB
Minarqh > For example, I don't go to lowsec while intoxicated. Which is a significant percentage of my playing time.
Minarqh > OK, I said that last like 10 minutes ago. I give you gold and nothing? Really?
Macgun90 > lol
Macgun90 > to busy drinking my beer
Macgun90 > /emote shares
Macgun90 > want some? :D
Minarqh > NO thanks. I"ve got scotch. Cheers!
Macgun90 > what brand?
Minarqh > Uhh, bottom shelt, plastic bottle, 13 dollars for what looks like half a gallon. Umm. Bob's smooth scotch whiskey or some shit.
Macgun90 > ah, ever hear of one called King Robert?
Minarqh > Is it in a plastic bottle?
Macgun90 > glass
Minarqh > Nope.
Macgun90 > reason i ask is cause i work in a warehouse full of beer, wines and liquors all day
Macgun90 > i fill orders for the stores
Ilfar > How are you still standing?
NonstickRon > Ok...the wife just sprung some valentines presents on me that pretty much require I leave right now.
NonstickRon > o/
Bacchus Dionysus i am officially in love with the vaga
Sakura Nihil Just remember
Sakura Nihil the first few die fast
Bacchus Dionysus > i err on the side of being a giant vagina
Sakura Nihil > As you should
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