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Siren Sylvanis > um....
Siren Sylvanis > that was strange...
keekthesneek > what
Siren Sylvanis > dictor just engages me solo
Siren Sylvanis > in my battleship.
keekthesneek > lol
Siren Sylvanis > .....
Siren Sylvanis > he bubbled me, hit me with a warp scram,
keekthesneek > boredom
Siren Sylvanis > I nos'd, opened fire, scram, web
Siren Sylvanis > he died fast
Siren Sylvanis > wtf?
keekthesneek > he was bored
Rafe D'Calle > wanted to get back home fast?
Siren Sylvanis > he warped his pod away, actually
Siren Sylvanis > and now, approximately 40 seconds later, the Burn Eden raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > just as I fly out of the dictor bubble
Rafe D'Calle > did you get out of the bubble?
Siren Sylvanis > yeah
Siren Sylvanis > I got out of the bubble and was already in warp
Siren Sylvanis > when the Raven landed on its snipe spot
Siren Sylvanis > I can picture their vent channel...
Rafe D'Calle > hmm sounds like one guy on two accounts maybe
Siren Sylvanis > WRATH! WAKE UP!!!
Siren Sylvanis > ENEMY BATTLESHIP ON BUBBLE
Siren Sylvanis > WTF GET HERE AHHHHH
Siren Sylvanis > *dies*
Siren Sylvanis > ***40 seconds later*
Siren Sylvanis > Wrath: "Uh, what? Sorry I was taking a piss"
[00huntress00]hiya matey we have a problem
[phleet] WTF where has my ship gone?
[00huntress00] erm sorry i had to borrow your ship/account.
[phleet] why?
[00huntress00] got podded so went back to kill em
[phleet]and?
[00huntress00]and what?
[phleet]and where is my ****** ship
[00huntress00]well thats the problem
[phleet]? you got my ship blown up?
[00huntress00] erm not exactly
[phleet]WTF are you talking about where is my ship?
[00huntress00]how can i put this,as my mother used to say never click eject in the middle of a fight.
[phleet] did your mother also say dont log on as me ever again? because that would be a good saying too.

Some minutes later
[phleet] oh my ********** god where are my implants....
[phleet] huntress?
[00huntress00]sorry :(
Karanth > rule number one, if you game with them, dont have sex with them ever
The Slayer > Ive been "shooting" "posses" all night too
The Slayer > where shooting = chatting up
The Slayer > and posses = women
The Slayer > didnt get to take the dread out of the hanger tho :(
Panta Rei > so you didn't get to go into siege then slayer?
The Slayer > no
The Slayer > tbh in this state im not sure I could achieve siege mode
DarkBloodRain > my best friend asked me where I am on MSN
DarkBloodRain > I said irjunen...
Emeric Jadgoth > *facepalm*
Zarkiel > I was a BoB pet once. I enjoyed the stroking everyday, it was nice.
Timmer Broken > gimme 50k or im goin to suicide you
Demetri Gazara > how do I do that?
Timmer Broken > just clik my name
Demetri Gazara > then what?
Timmer Broken > right clik
Timmer Broken > the menu is there to give money
Demetri Gazara > ok, but I don't see the option to "Tell fucktard asshat to fuck off." Where's it at?
Timmer Broken > yeah i dont see ythat either
Demetri Gazara > kk, thx, bye
Rudie Capone > you know a sector is overpopulated when the jumpgate animation cant finish for 5 minutes
Narc0tiq > Jita?
Rudie Capone > nah renyn
Rudie Capone > at the oursaelert gate
Rudie Capone > just keeps starting the animation over and over, sounds like a bad techno sound, or someone humping jello
Pathos Etredes > omg.. lmao
Narc0tiq > lol
Artaka > great, now I won't be able to eat jello for a week
Riflemandodd > i went to see a movie once when i was on shrooms, went to wash my hands after pissing...
Riflemandodd > two of the automatic faucets went off when i put my hands near one, verified it later when i wasn't insane
Riflemandodd > was thinking, 'shit, the faucets know i'm tripping!'
Hydroponica > lol
Khanivore > lol
Jack Russell > jacks tip of the day
Jack Russell > DO NOT WATCH THE FILM 'Babe' ON ACID talking dogs,pigs and sheep i was a mess for weeks
Khanivore > rofl
Victor Vomasi > gogo gadget this region is fucked
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