Blackmomba's girl > LOOKS A LITTLE VIOLENT INFRONT OF THE STATION
Atrioss > WABBIT SEASON!
Horratio Antillies > GALLENTE SEASON
Arrak1s > CAPS SEASON
Fagundass > noobs season
Atrioss > WABBIT SEASON!
Horratio Antillies > GALLENTE SEASON
Arrak1s > CAPS SEASON
Fagundass > noobs season
Skirge > I think I just got banned from my parent’s church...
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
Podruski > veto
Podruski > piss off the hyperion pleasee... hes mine
Podruski > ahh fuck it
Rockbox > lol
Podruski > 5 of them in local
Podruski > VETO.
Podruski > i could use some help in mara, anyone down?
hUssmann > Sure
hUssmann > When you're blue.
Verone > transfer me 250 million isk, and i'll send some guys, hopefully in time
Verone > :)
Podruski > or...... I will send pics of myself naked sucking my own cock
Verone > tempting...
Podruski > piss off the hyperion pleasee... hes mine
Podruski > ahh fuck it
Rockbox > lol
Podruski > 5 of them in local
Podruski > VETO.
Podruski > i could use some help in mara, anyone down?
hUssmann > Sure
hUssmann > When you're blue.
Verone > transfer me 250 million isk, and i'll send some guys, hopefully in time
Verone > :)
Podruski > or...... I will send pics of myself naked sucking my own cock
Verone > tempting...
Ka Dargo > I just waved to another ANZA in local, then realised it was my alt.. Im such a noob :(
NIssan Pathfinder > http://www.theflyingtigers-eve.com/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9018 only Matty can get on his own killmail
Mattias Kerensky > Like a baus
Mattias Kerensky > Like a baus
uppgift > Hey lister
Lister ofSMEG > hi upp
uppgift > they have finally made a lightsaber:P
Lister ofSMEG > do tell
uppgift > http://www.wickedlasers.com/
uppgift > apperently it will cause instant blindness and can burn skin
Lister ofSMEG > what the hell do you use this for
Lister ofSMEG > not a toy
uppgift > i have no idea
Sabastian Furia > why do you have to use it for anything?
uppgift > i think the local obi wan we have here would buy one:P
Tribisha > hehe.. I love their comparison chart
Tribisha > Burning Power: Make holes in black trash bags, pop dark colored balloons.. etc
Tribisha > lol
uppgift > lol
Lister ofSMEG > so its a $200 toy they you need safety googles for and that at its most efffective, allows you to go to war with an ants nest
Sabastian Furia > so you ordered 3?
Loquatos > wasnt there a 1000$ model to
Tribisha > I can understand its usefulness in extreme sports and stuff like survival courses etc.. but for every tom, dick and harry.. not so sure :)
uppgift > yeah it should not be sold
Tribisha > then again.. not every tom, dick and harry has $1300 to throw at a "fun toy" :).. oh wait.. how many PS3's sold on release day? :)
Legendalpha > hey i know tom dick and harry and they would love one
Legendalpha > along with moe larry and curly
Sabastian Furia > love those guys
Lister ofSMEG > local astromomy clubs where using the green laser due to its thight beam. allowed them to point to what they were looking at
uppgift > yeah laser has its usefullness but not for for tom, dick, harry, moe, larry or curly
Legendalpha > oh now the boys could find more uses for it than anyone else i bet
uppgift > oh yeah and now when the news talk about how dangerus its is everyone's gonna want one
Legendalpha > oooo can it slice cake or cheese
uppgift > na just burn it
Sabastian Furia > cake? /me gets credit card
Tribisha > it can pop balloons.. think of all the little children's brithday parties you could ruin :)
uppgift > im reading the comments on the articel about it and someone said" got the laster today, fun to start the grill with"
Tribisha > "fun to start my cigarette with.. oh but be careful not to blind yourself or burn a hole through your left nostril" :)
Sabastian Furia > apparently the right nostril is not affected?
Lister ofSMEG > hi upp
uppgift > they have finally made a lightsaber:P
Lister ofSMEG > do tell
uppgift > http://www.wickedlasers.com/
uppgift > apperently it will cause instant blindness and can burn skin
Lister ofSMEG > what the hell do you use this for
Lister ofSMEG > not a toy
uppgift > i have no idea
Sabastian Furia > why do you have to use it for anything?
uppgift > i think the local obi wan we have here would buy one:P
Tribisha > hehe.. I love their comparison chart
Tribisha > Burning Power: Make holes in black trash bags, pop dark colored balloons.. etc
Tribisha > lol
uppgift > lol
Lister ofSMEG > so its a $200 toy they you need safety googles for and that at its most efffective, allows you to go to war with an ants nest
Sabastian Furia > so you ordered 3?
Loquatos > wasnt there a 1000$ model to
Tribisha > I can understand its usefulness in extreme sports and stuff like survival courses etc.. but for every tom, dick and harry.. not so sure :)
uppgift > yeah it should not be sold
Tribisha > then again.. not every tom, dick and harry has $1300 to throw at a "fun toy" :).. oh wait.. how many PS3's sold on release day? :)
Legendalpha > hey i know tom dick and harry and they would love one
Legendalpha > along with moe larry and curly
Sabastian Furia > love those guys
Lister ofSMEG > local astromomy clubs where using the green laser due to its thight beam. allowed them to point to what they were looking at
uppgift > yeah laser has its usefullness but not for for tom, dick, harry, moe, larry or curly
Legendalpha > oh now the boys could find more uses for it than anyone else i bet
uppgift > oh yeah and now when the news talk about how dangerus its is everyone's gonna want one
Legendalpha > oooo can it slice cake or cheese
uppgift > na just burn it
Sabastian Furia > cake? /me gets credit card
Tribisha > it can pop balloons.. think of all the little children's brithday parties you could ruin :)
uppgift > im reading the comments on the articel about it and someone said" got the laster today, fun to start the grill with"
Tribisha > "fun to start my cigarette with.. oh but be careful not to blind yourself or burn a hole through your left nostril" :)
Sabastian Furia > apparently the right nostril is not affected?
Agricola Augusta > Every GF I've ever had siad on a morning "why are you sniffing your boxer shorts" I'd say "To find the cleanest pair". I never really saw the problem but they thought it was unhealthy, now I know it's in fact the opposite.
Lady Caissa > mmmm marking your territory?
Mac Knife > hope u dont mind?
Lady Caissa > not at all
Mac Knife > hope u dont mind?
Lady Caissa > not at all
Lord Porter > look at that planet
Lord Porter > it looks like its inhabitable
Lord Porter > seafort whn the info says temperature of 25k
Lord Porter > what does the k mean?
Admiral Seafort > That is totally not habitable
Lord Porter > what is 25 k? cold?
Admiral Seafort > It's colder than liquid nitrogen
Lord Porter > so how is it solid
Lord Porter > it should be ice
Admiral Seafort > Ice is solid bro
Lord Porter > that planet was blue meaning water
Lord Porter > but it said solid
Lord Porter > no ice planets will say ice
Admiral Seafort > It's solid then
Lord Porter > well its blue
Admiral Seafort > Blue can mean a lot more than water
Lord Porter > i never heard of blue earth
Lord Porter > they needt o go into more detail
Admiral Seafort > Uranus is blue
Admiral Seafort > Neptune even
Lord Porter > but i saw green on that planet
Lord Porter > want to go back?
Admiral Seafort > No
Lord Porter > i saw green tho
Lord Porter > it looked like earth
Lord Porter > im pissed
Lord Porter > they fucking lie
jingalls > are you actually debating the science employed by CCP in making decisions on what to say about their planets?
Lord Porter > yes
jingalls > 1 degree K is equal to -457.87 degree Fahrenheit
Lord Porter > i dont remember that shit from school
Lord Porter > kelvin
Lord Porter > wtf
Lord Porter > why dont they use C or F
Admiral Seafort > Because F is just retarded
Lord Porter > it looks like its inhabitable
Lord Porter > seafort whn the info says temperature of 25k
Lord Porter > what does the k mean?
Admiral Seafort > That is totally not habitable
Lord Porter > what is 25 k? cold?
Admiral Seafort > It's colder than liquid nitrogen
Lord Porter > so how is it solid
Lord Porter > it should be ice
Admiral Seafort > Ice is solid bro
Lord Porter > that planet was blue meaning water
Lord Porter > but it said solid
Lord Porter > no ice planets will say ice
Admiral Seafort > It's solid then
Lord Porter > well its blue
Admiral Seafort > Blue can mean a lot more than water
Lord Porter > i never heard of blue earth
Lord Porter > they needt o go into more detail
Admiral Seafort > Uranus is blue
Admiral Seafort > Neptune even
Lord Porter > but i saw green on that planet
Lord Porter > want to go back?
Admiral Seafort > No
Lord Porter > i saw green tho
Lord Porter > it looked like earth
Lord Porter > im pissed
Lord Porter > they fucking lie
jingalls > are you actually debating the science employed by CCP in making decisions on what to say about their planets?
Lord Porter > yes
jingalls > 1 degree K is equal to -457.87 degree Fahrenheit
Lord Porter > i dont remember that shit from school
Lord Porter > kelvin
Lord Porter > wtf
Lord Porter > why dont they use C or F
Admiral Seafort > Because F is just retarded
timstride > mind telling me why you are following me for the 3rd time?
Warload16 > ?
timstride > this Catherine person has been following me around ALA all day
Theo Samaritan > shes got to learn somewhere :)
Warload16 > what do u want me to haul mate
Catherine Halsey > maybe i want to
Lord Hood > she talks
Theo Samaritan > i know your name from somewhere cath
Catherine Halsey > then maybe you are an intelligent young man
Theo Samaritan > halo fan
Theo Samaritan > hardly intelligent
Catherine Halsey > that depends upon your definition of intelligent
Theo Samaritan > well i can do mildly complex math and can tie shoelaces ;)
Catherine Halsey > Congratulations, maybe one day you may be able to do something useful to the world, like PVP
Theo Samaritan > that was low
timstride > and uncalled for
timstride > you still havent answered my question
Theo Samaritan > ive had my fill of pvp in 0.0 thanks
Catherine Halsey > ha, you call flying around in 0.0 in a shuttle a fill of PVP
Catherine Halsey > and what question may that be?
Theo Samaritan > no, i call fighting against goonsquad in LV PvP
Theo Samaritan > =)
timstride > who are you and why are you following us around?
Warload16 > his a spy hahaha
Theo Samaritan > not really
Warload16 > she even lol
Theo Samaritan > as we havnt done much in the way of tactical
Theo Samaritan > and we've yet to piss people off
Catherine Halsey > Good question, however - for your insignificant mind, it is wasted brain power
Theo Samaritan > /emote sighs
timstride > look ill be frank with you - if you dont stop following me or causing shit, ill make a harassment petition
timstride > end of
Theo Samaritan > If the mind was truely insigificant enough to not warrent the question, then how did said mind ask the question to begin with
Catherine Halsey > Tim, that seems about your mentality to hide behind higher figures and Theo, its simple - the minds first thoughts are - Who, Why, When and How - he was simply following these basic thoughts
Theo Samaritan > They may be simple thoughts
Theo Samaritan > however in EvE, these thoughts are a difference between peace and war
Theo Samaritan > life and death
Theo Samaritan > they are the founding ideas behind all thoughts
Theo Samaritan > and as such an answer is deserved for this reason
Catherine Halsey > Your logic is great, your wisdom is poor
Catherine Halsey > i find these communication distasteful with such a commoner
Theo Samaritan > i fail to see how I am a commoner
Theo Samaritan > I am not slavouring with the drones mining at veldspar
Catherine Halsey > Perhaps a commoner was the incorrect use of the word, perhaps scum would have covered it better
timstride > Why is he a scum?
Theo Samaritan > Why am i scum? Is it due to my bloodline? or because I own a slave or two?
timstride > For so far you have lacked the intelligence that you are trying to project that you have
Theo Samaritan > The error I see is that although you claim wisdom, you fail to provide any solid ground to base your assumptions
Catherine Halsey > Scum for your pirate status and the intelligence that i lack? Ha, so far i havent seen the use of more than one brain cell between all of you. Although for Caldari and Gallente scum i am not surprised.
Theo Samaritan > I am not a pirate
Theo Samaritan > My negative sec is due to the defence of a system
Theo Samaritan > and the bounty is due to my friends and listeners at eve-radio
Catherine Halsey > So the security status that i see before my eyes are there to deceive me? I think not, please get out of my sight
Theo Samaritan > I have not recieved a corpse through my own doin direct, or indirect, in over 7 months
Theo Samaritan > I do not attack unless provoked
Theo Samaritan > and it takes alot to provoke me
Warload16 > dude she gone lol
Theo Samaritan > lol
Theo Samaritan > hoare
Theo Samaritan > XD
Warload16 > ?
timstride > this Catherine person has been following me around ALA all day
Theo Samaritan > shes got to learn somewhere :)
Warload16 > what do u want me to haul mate
Catherine Halsey > maybe i want to
Lord Hood > she talks
Theo Samaritan > i know your name from somewhere cath
Catherine Halsey > then maybe you are an intelligent young man
Theo Samaritan > halo fan
Theo Samaritan > hardly intelligent
Catherine Halsey > that depends upon your definition of intelligent
Theo Samaritan > well i can do mildly complex math and can tie shoelaces ;)
Catherine Halsey > Congratulations, maybe one day you may be able to do something useful to the world, like PVP
Theo Samaritan > that was low
timstride > and uncalled for
timstride > you still havent answered my question
Theo Samaritan > ive had my fill of pvp in 0.0 thanks
Catherine Halsey > ha, you call flying around in 0.0 in a shuttle a fill of PVP
Catherine Halsey > and what question may that be?
Theo Samaritan > no, i call fighting against goonsquad in LV PvP
Theo Samaritan > =)
timstride > who are you and why are you following us around?
Warload16 > his a spy hahaha
Theo Samaritan > not really
Warload16 > she even lol
Theo Samaritan > as we havnt done much in the way of tactical
Theo Samaritan > and we've yet to piss people off
Catherine Halsey > Good question, however - for your insignificant mind, it is wasted brain power
Theo Samaritan > /emote sighs
timstride > look ill be frank with you - if you dont stop following me or causing shit, ill make a harassment petition
timstride > end of
Theo Samaritan > If the mind was truely insigificant enough to not warrent the question, then how did said mind ask the question to begin with
Catherine Halsey > Tim, that seems about your mentality to hide behind higher figures and Theo, its simple - the minds first thoughts are - Who, Why, When and How - he was simply following these basic thoughts
Theo Samaritan > They may be simple thoughts
Theo Samaritan > however in EvE, these thoughts are a difference between peace and war
Theo Samaritan > life and death
Theo Samaritan > they are the founding ideas behind all thoughts
Theo Samaritan > and as such an answer is deserved for this reason
Catherine Halsey > Your logic is great, your wisdom is poor
Catherine Halsey > i find these communication distasteful with such a commoner
Theo Samaritan > i fail to see how I am a commoner
Theo Samaritan > I am not slavouring with the drones mining at veldspar
Catherine Halsey > Perhaps a commoner was the incorrect use of the word, perhaps scum would have covered it better
timstride > Why is he a scum?
Theo Samaritan > Why am i scum? Is it due to my bloodline? or because I own a slave or two?
timstride > For so far you have lacked the intelligence that you are trying to project that you have
Theo Samaritan > The error I see is that although you claim wisdom, you fail to provide any solid ground to base your assumptions
Catherine Halsey > Scum for your pirate status and the intelligence that i lack? Ha, so far i havent seen the use of more than one brain cell between all of you. Although for Caldari and Gallente scum i am not surprised.
Theo Samaritan > I am not a pirate
Theo Samaritan > My negative sec is due to the defence of a system
Theo Samaritan > and the bounty is due to my friends and listeners at eve-radio
Catherine Halsey > So the security status that i see before my eyes are there to deceive me? I think not, please get out of my sight
Theo Samaritan > I have not recieved a corpse through my own doin direct, or indirect, in over 7 months
Theo Samaritan > I do not attack unless provoked
Theo Samaritan > and it takes alot to provoke me
Warload16 > dude she gone lol
Theo Samaritan > lol
Theo Samaritan > hoare
Theo Samaritan > XD