SirNine [prax]: I want to put up POSes dose that make me crazy?
neotin_nahrain [prax]: Nope , just "forever alone" :P
SirNine [prax]: Its ok as long as i have my POSes ,v0v its something i enjoy doing
Tristan Acoma[prax] (dg): SirNine [prax]: I may have to fight you for putting up poses *puts up his dukes*
Tristan Acoma[prax] (dg): wait, why would I do that. Nevermind.
Tristan Acoma[prax] (dg): nah, I'm sure I'll wind up doing it now and then. Luckily we have crazy people in prax who love doing it :)
Tristan Acoma[prax] (dg): although the way he mutters "precious" while putting up the towers is a bit off-putting >_>
neotin_nahrain [prax]: Nope , just "forever alone" :P
SirNine [prax]: Its ok as long as i have my POSes ,v0v its something i enjoy doing
Tristan Acoma[prax] (dg): SirNine [prax]: I may have to fight you for putting up poses *puts up his dukes*
Tristan Acoma[prax] (dg): wait, why would I do that. Nevermind.
Tristan Acoma[prax] (dg): nah, I'm sure I'll wind up doing it now and then. Luckily we have crazy people in prax who love doing it :)
Tristan Acoma[prax] (dg): although the way he mutters "precious" while putting up the towers is a bit off-putting >_>
Khai'Zeal > I told her I like it when she gets my rocks off
Khai'Zeal > thats when she stopped talking to me
Khai'Zeal > how can a miner not have a sense of humor about rocks?
Jager Petronovich > maybe she doesnt get english slang?
Khai'Zeal > hmm... never thought of that
Khai'Zeal > i should tell her what it meant
Khai'Zeal > that i liked it when she played with my balls
Jager Petronovich > .....
Khai'Zeal > that ought to patch things up
Khai'Zeal > thats when she stopped talking to me
Khai'Zeal > how can a miner not have a sense of humor about rocks?
Jager Petronovich > maybe she doesnt get english slang?
Khai'Zeal > hmm... never thought of that
Khai'Zeal > i should tell her what it meant
Khai'Zeal > that i liked it when she played with my balls
Jager Petronovich > .....
Khai'Zeal > that ought to patch things up
(+[BH]Darkage) a Gallantean a Amarrian and a Minmatarrian are camping a gate, while they wait for a pirate they get out their packed lunches from their wives.
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
Rainsdon > I should buy a crowbar - they are the best companion weapons ever, for any and every occasion.
Stranger > Nothing like crowbar love
Rainsdon > true though
Rainsdon > Light enough to carry/use in one hand
Rainsdon > heavy enough to bludgen skulls
Rainsdon > Can makes exits and well as entries
Rainsdon > Climbing aid
Stranger > Dildo
Stranger > Nothing like crowbar love
Rainsdon > true though
Rainsdon > Light enough to carry/use in one hand
Rainsdon > heavy enough to bludgen skulls
Rainsdon > Can makes exits and well as entries
Rainsdon > Climbing aid
Stranger > Dildo
Zilverpine > 22:09:06 Combat Group of 800mm Repeating Artillery II hit Imperial Navy Delta II Support Frigate Wreck <OBSD>(Amarr Small Wreck) for 1854 damage*facepalm* >.<
Zelazny Harper > minmatar in disguise ?
Zilverpine > nono, im open minmatar ^^
Zelazny Harper > good
Zelazny Harper > now can i borrow a roll of ducttape ?
Zilverpine > i use chewinggum these days :o
Zelazny Harper > ooh fancy
Zelazny Harper > T2 minny ship then i assume :P
Zilverpine > yeah!
Zilverpine > purple bubbles!
Zelazny Harper > aha i have figured out what exact ship then :P
Zelazny Harper > Broadsword :P
Zilverpine > lol xD
Zelazny Harper > didnt know that was how minny made dictor bubbles thou...
Zelazny Harper > makes sense in the end
Zelazny Harper > minmatar in disguise ?
Zilverpine > nono, im open minmatar ^^
Zelazny Harper > good
Zelazny Harper > now can i borrow a roll of ducttape ?
Zilverpine > i use chewinggum these days :o
Zelazny Harper > ooh fancy
Zelazny Harper > T2 minny ship then i assume :P
Zilverpine > yeah!
Zilverpine > purple bubbles!
Zelazny Harper > aha i have figured out what exact ship then :P
Zelazny Harper > Broadsword :P
Zilverpine > lol xD
Zelazny Harper > didnt know that was how minny made dictor bubbles thou...
Zelazny Harper > makes sense in the end
<fitz> training caldari BS makes me feel dirty
<wizzard66> it should
<wizzard66> its the unclean race
<wizzard66> the unclean race of blue-lightness
<wizzard66> soon you will find yourself staring at a trafficlight and refusing to pass untill its flashes blue
<wizzard66> i advice caldari players a job with the police department or as ambulance driver
<wizzard66> it should
<wizzard66> its the unclean race
<wizzard66> the unclean race of blue-lightness
<wizzard66> soon you will find yourself staring at a trafficlight and refusing to pass untill its flashes blue
<wizzard66> i advice caldari players a job with the police department or as ambulance driver
Fatwatai > Genetically Enhanced Livestock is heavy.
Khellias > ...
Khellias > ...Where's the beef?
Khellias > /emote shoots himself for that.
Fatwatai > "Where's the beef?" "In a test tube."
Khellias > Mmm, synthetic beef.
Khellias > Just like Mom used to grow in the downstairs lab.
Khellias > ...
Khellias > ...Where's the beef?
Khellias > /emote shoots himself for that.
Fatwatai > "Where's the beef?" "In a test tube."
Khellias > Mmm, synthetic beef.
Khellias > Just like Mom used to grow in the downstairs lab.
SCORPION VEN0M > man
SCORPION VEN0M > even you guys would kill a swell guy like me
SCORPION VEN0M > what has this world come to
SCORPION VEN0M > i think im losing faith in humanity
Onyxalia La'fiette > if i was ordered to, i might shoot once or twice
Onyxalia La'fiette > in eve ofc
SCORPION VEN0M > ima go run mission in my Golem now
Onyxalia La'fiette > >_> mind telling me where?
Onyxalia La'fiette > lawl jk
SCORPION VEN0M > onyx, if you ever catch my main running mission in a carebear ass ship like a golem
SCORPION VEN0M > it is your duty to kill it
SCORPION VEN0M > even you guys would kill a swell guy like me
SCORPION VEN0M > what has this world come to
SCORPION VEN0M > i think im losing faith in humanity
Onyxalia La'fiette > if i was ordered to, i might shoot once or twice
Onyxalia La'fiette > in eve ofc
SCORPION VEN0M > ima go run mission in my Golem now
Onyxalia La'fiette > >_> mind telling me where?
Onyxalia La'fiette > lawl jk
SCORPION VEN0M > onyx, if you ever catch my main running mission in a carebear ass ship like a golem
SCORPION VEN0M > it is your duty to kill it
Danila Vagilov > I had a point
Danila Vagilov > but
Danila Vagilov > it's too short :c
Watarigarasu Kawamura > It'll grow as your mature :p
Danila Vagilov > but
Danila Vagilov > it's too short :c
Watarigarasu Kawamura > It'll grow as your mature :p
(referencing a bumper sticker he saw)
Centra Spike > "Be nice to America or we'll bring Democracy to you next."
Centra Spike > "Be nice to America or we'll bring Democracy to you next."