Pilk: I'm going to be jumping into Bantish.
Pilk: Quickly tell me if that's bad, please.
IHaveTenFingers: uhh
IHaveTenFingers: could be
IHaveTenFingers: dunno
IHaveTenFingers: :P
Pilk: k
IHaveTenFingers: yeah sounds bad
IHaveTenFingers: familiar
Pilk: lol
Pilk: Only one neutral in Local.
Pilk: Admittedly, it's CLS.
Pilk: In a Thorax.
IHaveTenFingers: CLS?
IHaveTenFingers: that counts as -2 hostiles
Pilk: Quickly tell me if that's bad, please.
IHaveTenFingers: uhh
IHaveTenFingers: could be
IHaveTenFingers: dunno
IHaveTenFingers: :P
Pilk: k
IHaveTenFingers: yeah sounds bad
IHaveTenFingers: familiar
Pilk: lol
Pilk: Only one neutral in Local.
Pilk: Admittedly, it's CLS.
Pilk: In a Thorax.
IHaveTenFingers: CLS?
IHaveTenFingers: that counts as -2 hostiles
Steamrunner > It's christmas day and I'm playing eve. worse than that I'm in Jita. I WANT MY LIFE BACK!!!
<@Chribba> [ 2009.01.30 09:19:56 ] (combat) CONCORD Police Commander aims well at you, inflicting 434500.1 damage.
<@zofu> Chribba: you know, that concord commander just pasted that as a wrecking shot in concord faction channel ...
<@zofu> Chribba: you know, that concord commander just pasted that as a wrecking shot in concord faction channel ...
Amaya-Rin Furey > o/-<
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Shortielah Evans > smooth moves!
Amaya-Rin Furey > just wish i could figure out how to move the legs
Shortielah Evans > if all else fails
Shortielah Evans > play pingpong!
Shortielah Evans > Q( - _-)_____¦___o__Q(-_ - )
Amaya-Rin Furey > omgGENIUS! :D
( - _-)O__o___¦______Q(-_ - )
Shortielah Evans > Q( - _-)_____¦______Q(-_ - ) o
Shortielah Evans > Fuck :(
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Shortielah Evans > smooth moves!
Amaya-Rin Furey > just wish i could figure out how to move the legs
Shortielah Evans > if all else fails
Shortielah Evans > play pingpong!
Shortielah Evans > Q( - _-)_____¦___o__Q(-_ - )
Amaya-Rin Furey > omgGENIUS! :D
( - _-)O__o___¦______Q(-_ - )
Shortielah Evans > Q( - _-)_____¦______Q(-_ - ) o
Shortielah Evans > Fuck :(
Bluekillington Spywoxer > Hello. I am an entirely trustworthy militia member. Does anyone have any information for me regarding fleets or strategic objectives? Would any rich corps like to recruit me? Once again I am totally trustworthy.
maker6621> WHAT ARE YOU DONNING ??
anti-macro> Stealing your ice. Thanks.
maker6621> WHY YOU TAKE ALL WHY TAKE ???
anti-macro> Umm I dont like rice ?
maker6621> HOW A FUN PLAY FOR YOU ?
anti-macro> You mine, I take. Much isk for me OK ?
maker6621> OK
anti-macro> Stealing your ice. Thanks.
maker6621> WHY YOU TAKE ALL WHY TAKE ???
anti-macro> Umm I dont like rice ?
maker6621> HOW A FUN PLAY FOR YOU ?
anti-macro> You mine, I take. Much isk for me OK ?
maker6621> OK
<Levin> mostly i dont want to go duel you on a fresh install and new video card
<Levin> just to have the usual 57843562043523 warnings and shit
<Levin> do you REALLY want to shoot that guy?
<Levin> REALLY REALLY?
<Sadist> yes, esp. during an inty duel
<Levin> yeah
<Sadist> WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTINUE THE TARGETING TUTORIAL NOW?
<Levin> YOU ARE IN A POD
<Levin> YOU SHOULD DOCK BEFORE YOU GET PODDED
<Levin> YOU ARE IN THE CLONE BAY
<Levin> WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN THE CLONE TUTORIAL?
<Levin> just to have the usual 57843562043523 warnings and shit
<Levin> do you REALLY want to shoot that guy?
<Levin> REALLY REALLY?
<Sadist> yes, esp. during an inty duel
<Levin> yeah
<Sadist> WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTINUE THE TARGETING TUTORIAL NOW?
<Levin> YOU ARE IN A POD
<Levin> YOU SHOULD DOCK BEFORE YOU GET PODDED
<Levin> YOU ARE IN THE CLONE BAY
<Levin> WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN THE CLONE TUTORIAL?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat cloaked caps instalock her
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she takes a half hour to align.
g0ggalor > ur mom is so fat, she needs a cyno field just to go to the bathroom
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat they don't let her into highsec
Mantric Roscart > She gets stuck in warpgates?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she can structure tank.
Ellio Starkiller > Your mammas so slow, when she turns on micro-warpdrive she only goes 0.30 ms.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she collapses wormholes
Jabula > so big her gravitational field bends light?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat pod pilots make humorous comments about her weight problem.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she takes a half hour to align.
g0ggalor > ur mom is so fat, she needs a cyno field just to go to the bathroom
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat they don't let her into highsec
Mantric Roscart > She gets stuck in warpgates?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she can structure tank.
Ellio Starkiller > Your mammas so slow, when she turns on micro-warpdrive she only goes 0.30 ms.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she collapses wormholes
Jabula > so big her gravitational field bends light?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat pod pilots make humorous comments about her weight problem.
Chrystin Doxalia > well then lets take a vote...
Chrystin Doxalia > press 1 if you are here for a mission
Chrystin Doxalia > press 2 if you are here for the market
Chrystin Doxalia > press 3 if you are here for the exotic dancers
MrSwiggums > 1
Princess La > 3
Blitson > its sunday evening, deal with it
Melaxion > Leave Jita! Get a Life!
Mr Vor > 3
Drudenhaus > 3
Stork DK > 3
Stork DK > or press 4 if you just want to kill your ceo for making jita the HQ
DevBasher > 4
Janaga > im holding jita ransom
Chrystin Doxalia > press 1 if you are here for a mission
Chrystin Doxalia > press 2 if you are here for the market
Chrystin Doxalia > press 3 if you are here for the exotic dancers
MrSwiggums > 1
Princess La > 3
Blitson > its sunday evening, deal with it
Melaxion > Leave Jita! Get a Life!
Mr Vor > 3
Drudenhaus > 3
Stork DK > 3
Stork DK > or press 4 if you just want to kill your ceo for making jita the HQ
DevBasher > 4
Janaga > im holding jita ransom
Kah'zor > its CCP
Kah'zor > surprise they fucking things up
Kah'zor > adding things in without testing them on SiSi before
Kah'zor > fail CCP fails
Gorn Manaan > i can't agree more
Kah'zor > well done you have no ascended to bitter vet
Kah'zor > now*
Gorn Manaan > wow nice i got a level up
Kah'zor > surprise they fucking things up
Kah'zor > adding things in without testing them on SiSi before
Kah'zor > fail CCP fails
Gorn Manaan > i can't agree more
Kah'zor > well done you have no ascended to bitter vet
Kah'zor > now*
Gorn Manaan > wow nice i got a level up