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AonChilo > wish i had a laptop, so i can mine while i sleep with my gf
Dalete > Mom and dad love me again. :P
Dalete > Gallente is now back on my "liked by" list
Dian Lung > "Mom and Dad love me more!" "No they don't!" "Yeah they do! Look at your standings!
Dawn Akaria > Afk, grinding chores for rep.
Dawn Akaria > O.o
Dalete > "DO THE DISHES!" mission gets you +0.5% standings in the Household Bliss faction. :P
Dian Lung > Bank of Mom & Dad. :P
Dian Lung > The LP rewards aren't that bad, though
<Mikko> Women can be cruel.
<Mikko> I accidentally typed my Eve password into IRC to the wife and the immediate reply was:
<Mikko> [12:43] <XXX> Going to change your skills at once.
<Mikko> [12:44] <XXX> Soon your characters will all know embroidery.
<Mikko> Embroidery V ftw :-P
<_Hype> hehe
<_Hype> You'll be a textile industrialist.
Torrus Blatella > damnit
Torrus Blatella > i need to find a fucking CORRECT fuse panel diagram for a 2004 ford explorer
Torrus Blatella > the one in the manual is f'ing wrong
Chrysalis Kashaar > oh kay
Chrysalis Kashaar > none on market in delve
Bob Charles > I bet you can't even afford the cap on a tractor beam, can you
Rattwar > How do you think they got there? I tractor'd them, can only have one locked at a time
Bob Charles > what, you're only using six launchers?
Rattwar > SO are you
Bob Charles > I can only use six
Bob Charles > drakes can use seven
Rattwar > So? 6, 7, whats the difference?
Hardtail > uh
Hardtail > 1
Bob Charles > HT knows his substraction
Rattwar > Ht, go diaf
Tsumei Meyren > you're the one whining
Sakura Nihil > Whining?
Sakura Nihil > I am not whining, I'm COMPLAINING
Sakura Nihil > Do you want to hear whining?
Sakura Nihil > OOOOOHHH THIS GANG'S GONNA DIE
Sakura Nihil > MY BUTT HURTS
Sakura Nihil > WHY DO I <u>ALWAYS HAVE TO DO LOGISTICS</u>
Needsleep000 > so i have come into a large piece of chocolate
Needsleep000 > been given sounds better
Needsleep000 > i want to change my statement
Needsleep000 > i have been givne a large peice of chocolate
Needsleep000 > anyway
Needsleep000 > how are you
Needsleep000 > how about them red sox
Jackson Cree > what you do with chocolate is between you and the chocolate
Jackson Cree > as long as you are not providing a gooey nuget center then its all good
I SoStoned > Gotta be so desperate for a killmail... ohhh, lookie! A shittle. *LOL* Sad.
pentinor > i think its spelled shuttle
I SoStoned > No, it's spelled 'Shittle'
I SoStoned > It's how WT cowards run away from a fight.
pentinor > lol
Zoidberg ENB > it's not meant for you shields
ShieldsofLight > want me to get the cattle prod and branding stick zoid?
Whiskette > i've got the barbed wire
Whiskette > who had the "mask" last?
Zoidberg ENB > Feeling rather kinky today, eh?
ShieldsofLight > I think zoid did
Zoidberg ENB > the safeword is Cup!
ShieldsofLight > /emote covers zoidberg in latex
Zoidberg ENB > poke an air hole please
ShieldsofLight > /emote pokes an air hole for zoidberg
Whiskette > Not his ear silly
ShieldsofLight > /emote takes the latex off zoids face only
ShieldsofLight > /emote puts mask on zoidberg
ShieldsofLight > now where is that whip
Whiskette > /emote points over in Zoid's room
ShieldsofLight > ahh thank you
ShieldsofLight > /emote gets the whip
ShieldsofLight > /emote whips zoidberg saying whos your daddy
Zoidberg ENB > You.
Jiks RogueClone > /emote reminds everyone Zoid is a minor :p
ShieldsofLight > /emote reels back in horror
ShieldsofLight > wait zoid is a minor?
Whiskette > hahahaha
Whiskette > yeah lol
ShieldsofLight > /emote shits himself
Isis Dea > ?!!!!.....................?!?!?!?!!!!!!
ShieldsofLight > /emote runs away
Whiskette > /emote hands Shields a new pair of pants
Zoidberg ENB > I am sixteen as of today.
ShieldsofLight > thank you
ShieldsofLight > /emote shits himself again
ShieldsofLight > /emote needs another pair of pants
Jacob Etienne > i am going to find the UK managing director of ASDA, and stab him with a broken bottle
Jacob Etienne > one cup of rice, plus 350ml water, microwaveable bowl, cover, put on high for 8 mins
Jacob Etienne > end result - sticky white jizz-like shit all over your microwave, and a bowl of crunchy, hard rice
Jacob Etienne > dee-lish
Jacob Etienne > im gonna petition
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