Chonker > i crushed a finger dropping the rear beam on my car off earlier, i'ts hard to type without it
Ginsu Knife > O.o
Jhar'An > Id recommend not crushing the finger then.
Chonker > yup
Brazz SilverPocket > ouch
Chonker > ooh, i see wages :)
Chonker > cheers jhar
Jhar'An > Lol, Aye, you got paid for both ops right?
Chonker > yea, proper took the nail off my finger
Brazz SilverPocket > thats like my friend, years ago he closed the garage door on his index finger when we were headed out to bowling one night.
Chonker > i'm all paid up i'm sure
Chonker > ouch
Ginsu Knife > O.o
* Ginsu Knife can't imagine how that works.
Chonker > hah, bowling, "chucking" sound more likely :(
Brazz SilverPocket > Yup, just a stump on it now. Couldn't repair it
Jhar'An > Ive done some pretty dumb, painful things.. But I cant top these stories.
Chonker > i think this is repairable, hopefully i'll get a new nail
Chonker > stupid car :)
Chonker > obviously needs to be made lighter!
Brazz SilverPocket > Not me at least, stupidest thing I ever did was get my pinky finger cut by an electric headgeclipper....thankfully only the tip a bit and it was
repaired...
Chonker > lighter = less crushy
Jhar'An > hehe, or you just need to get help.
Skaaltel > I can top these stories
Chonker > it's already quite light
Skaaltel > I went through the back window of a minivan with my head
Brazz SilverPocket > oh and the meatslicer I was cleaning in my first job at a deli. That was fun. Sliced my middle and ring finger sideways once. I could flap them. it was fun.
Chonker > http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~k0n/F776SNO/pics/2005-11-19/slides/100_0405.JPG
Skaaltel > and 50 stitches later....
Brazz SilverPocket > OUCH! You win.
Jhar'An > EWWW!
Chonker > ooooh 50 stickes?
Skaaltel > it was impressive
Chonker > stictches
Jhar'An > Never has meat where Skaaltel works.
Chonker > arse, stupid hand
Arhnoldus Pranel > suddnely the chili I'm cooking is losing its appeal
Ginsu Knife > I bet a Band-Aid II would have handled that.
Ginsu Knife > O.o
Jhar'An > Id recommend not crushing the finger then.
Chonker > yup
Brazz SilverPocket > ouch
Chonker > ooh, i see wages :)
Chonker > cheers jhar
Jhar'An > Lol, Aye, you got paid for both ops right?
Chonker > yea, proper took the nail off my finger
Brazz SilverPocket > thats like my friend, years ago he closed the garage door on his index finger when we were headed out to bowling one night.
Chonker > i'm all paid up i'm sure
Chonker > ouch
Ginsu Knife > O.o
* Ginsu Knife can't imagine how that works.
Chonker > hah, bowling, "chucking" sound more likely :(
Brazz SilverPocket > Yup, just a stump on it now. Couldn't repair it
Jhar'An > Ive done some pretty dumb, painful things.. But I cant top these stories.
Chonker > i think this is repairable, hopefully i'll get a new nail
Chonker > stupid car :)
Chonker > obviously needs to be made lighter!
Brazz SilverPocket > Not me at least, stupidest thing I ever did was get my pinky finger cut by an electric headgeclipper....thankfully only the tip a bit and it was
repaired...
Chonker > lighter = less crushy
Jhar'An > hehe, or you just need to get help.
Skaaltel > I can top these stories
Chonker > it's already quite light
Skaaltel > I went through the back window of a minivan with my head
Brazz SilverPocket > oh and the meatslicer I was cleaning in my first job at a deli. That was fun. Sliced my middle and ring finger sideways once. I could flap them. it was fun.
Chonker > http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~k0n/F776SNO/pics/2005-11-19/slides/100_0405.JPG
Skaaltel > and 50 stitches later....
Brazz SilverPocket > OUCH! You win.
Jhar'An > EWWW!
Chonker > ooooh 50 stickes?
Skaaltel > it was impressive
Chonker > stictches
Jhar'An > Never has meat where Skaaltel works.
Chonker > arse, stupid hand
Arhnoldus Pranel > suddnely the chili I'm cooking is losing its appeal
Ginsu Knife > I bet a Band-Aid II would have handled that.
Carca > and I've lost all my settings and portraits of everyone
Carca > and half the people i know have lost their hair
Carca > and here's the worst one
Carca > golem is now naked !!
Carca > and half the people i know have lost their hair
Carca > and here's the worst one
Carca > golem is now naked !!
Shadow XII > Interceptors: Because a frigate firing cruise missiles is hilarious.
Mazaron > Stealth bombers: Because super-fast invisible frigates firing cruise missiles and dropping miniature doomsdays are hilarious.
sophisticatedlimabean > i need podding outside the station please
Ethan Hunt > and i need a blowjob but ya don't hear me whining about it:)
Ethan Hunt > and i need a blowjob but ya don't hear me whining about it:)
alta> blop
goodvibes> kaplow
goodvibes> well, I'm glad we had that talk, Alta
alta> that was no talk
alta> that was pew
goodvibes> kaplow
goodvibes> well, I'm glad we had that talk, Alta
alta> that was no talk
alta> that was pew
Kambra Anor > don't you just hate it when you make a 10 jump run to grab something from a station, get back, then realize you remember something else you had been meaning to get at that station?
xStormwingx > or you gtry to move somethin only to realize you never picked it up :P
Kambra Anor > ah i REALLY hate that
Karl Bohm > no, I enjoy dementia and love senility - and these mushrooms have really opened things up that way for me
Karl Bohm > think they told me it was something like budweiser's syndrome, but it began with an ALZ and now I forget
xStormwingx > or you gtry to move somethin only to realize you never picked it up :P
Kambra Anor > ah i REALLY hate that
Karl Bohm > no, I enjoy dementia and love senility - and these mushrooms have really opened things up that way for me
Karl Bohm > think they told me it was something like budweiser's syndrome, but it began with an ALZ and now I forget
Yokohead > People seem to empty their cans when a ship named 'Five Finger Disount' moves into the belt. =/
GigaIndy > Are you struggling to run a corp in empire? Do you need more resources? Are you interested in getting into null? Convo me.
Nykala > is your characters hairline receeding too much? are those fancy AUR clothes chafing your bits when you are trying to fly a ship? do your corpies laugh at you when your ships tank is always limp and weak or stalls in space, due to poor ship stamina/capacitor? also, convo him.
Nykala > is your characters hairline receeding too much? are those fancy AUR clothes chafing your bits when you are trying to fly a ship? do your corpies laugh at you when your ships tank is always limp and weak or stalls in space, due to poor ship stamina/capacitor? also, convo him.
Onyxalia La'fiette > can you get on vent?
Vocthar > yea soon as student rolls up his window i will
Onyxalia La'fiette > okie doke
Vocthar > hes smokin and my truck and one next to me runnin
Onyxalia La'fiette > are you playin eve in a car?
Vocthar > lol
Merc504 > cause that sentance made sence
Vocthar > no semi-truck
Onyxalia La'fiette > oh
Merc504 > o.O
Onyxalia La'fiette > are you a truck driver?
Vocthar > yea im a truck driver
Merc504 > hardcore right there
Onyxalia La'fiette > awesome
Vocthar > i am also a career advisor
Vocthar > i train peeps in the world of trucks
Onyxalia La'fiette > youre playin eve in a fkn 14 wheeler...thats badass
Vocthar > LOL
Vocthar > 18wheeler
Onyxalia La'fiette > whichever
Onyxalia La'fiette > still badass
Vocthar > thnx
Ronistar > can it cloak?
Onyxalia La'fiette > dont thank me, youre the fucker with the career choice
Onyxalia La'fiette > LOL
Vocthar > omg wouldnt that be epic
Onyxalia La'fiette > can it cloak...
Onyxalia La'fiette > that would be fkn sweet
Ronistar > ooh highway patrol.. zoomp..cloaky
Vocthar > evade them police at the weigh stations
Vocthar > sneak right on by
Onyxalia La'fiette > would suck if someone didnt see you and alpha'd you in their truck though
Ronistar > I never see a weigh station open
Vocthar > lol
Ronistar > I think they're works of fiction or like ancient ruins
Vocthar > yea soon as student rolls up his window i will
Onyxalia La'fiette > okie doke
Vocthar > hes smokin and my truck and one next to me runnin
Onyxalia La'fiette > are you playin eve in a car?
Vocthar > lol
Merc504 > cause that sentance made sence
Vocthar > no semi-truck
Onyxalia La'fiette > oh
Merc504 > o.O
Onyxalia La'fiette > are you a truck driver?
Vocthar > yea im a truck driver
Merc504 > hardcore right there
Onyxalia La'fiette > awesome
Vocthar > i am also a career advisor
Vocthar > i train peeps in the world of trucks
Onyxalia La'fiette > youre playin eve in a fkn 14 wheeler...thats badass
Vocthar > LOL
Vocthar > 18wheeler
Onyxalia La'fiette > whichever
Onyxalia La'fiette > still badass
Vocthar > thnx
Ronistar > can it cloak?
Onyxalia La'fiette > dont thank me, youre the fucker with the career choice
Onyxalia La'fiette > LOL
Vocthar > omg wouldnt that be epic
Onyxalia La'fiette > can it cloak...
Onyxalia La'fiette > that would be fkn sweet
Ronistar > ooh highway patrol.. zoomp..cloaky
Vocthar > evade them police at the weigh stations
Vocthar > sneak right on by
Onyxalia La'fiette > would suck if someone didnt see you and alpha'd you in their truck though
Ronistar > I never see a weigh station open
Vocthar > lol
Ronistar > I think they're works of fiction or like ancient ruins
<Zergling2> MrBlades looks like ur winning/loosing my pole on RinnyWee`s forum
<&daddy|onair> winning your pole? I'm not sure how pleased he'd be with that
<&RinnyWee> regardless of what is said, size DOES matter
<&daddy|onair> winning your pole? I'm not sure how pleased he'd be with that
<&RinnyWee> regardless of what is said, size DOES matter